yeah...well...if you actually read the words, this is a story about Mayer being a closet pedo/homo (no surprise to folks who think his music is audio-ipecac). he should go ahead and suck a guy's cock while listening to one of his own albums (that's what his fans do) to cross over to the other team for good. Jessica was merely practice.
awwwww, Jessica's not that bad! I'd fuck her. I just wish Papa Joe wasn't there the whole time, trying desperately to maintain his assfingering of his daughter during all the thrusting...
So...is this "Ken Paves" character actually just a homeless man with a pair of scissors and some bleach? Because no self-respecting hairstylist would let their client out of the salon with a hair-to-skin perfect match. It's actually kind of like her face and her hair blend in to one brassy, bronzed, neutral blob, negating her actual facial features
maybe he's going for really skinny ones in the hope that they won't have much "onboard" to soil the sheets when he bones them in the shitter (unlike Jessica).
Judging from her lips it looks like she has swallowed so much meat sword that her lips are left in a permanent fish-like sucking position. i guess what my mom said was true.... "if you keep making that face eventually it is going to stay that way"
John is just switching it up .. Jessica is built like a woman but has a cock ... now he's getting women that have va-jay-jay's but have boy bodies .. best of both worlds while still pretending he is straight ...
It's like first Britt turned into a little pig and now this one is. They get so plump so young. It's like they when girls go away to college and eat dorm food and blow up that freshman year....memories...
you fags all rag on someone you don't know for tagging ass you will never get... it is just like justin timberlake same shit people all over start calling him a fag when he is getting the hottest trim in the world... laughable.
Whenever I look in her eyes I see an imbecile inside. The girl has an IQ of about 3, but we all know that. Still, I'd do her. Once. OK, a few times, but that's it!!!
22:18, Major Movie Star is the new yawnfest she's pushing...I mean...starring in. It's a rip off of Private Benjamin.
And I agree, 18:05. She does look like a neutral blob. But to Kenny's credit it must be incredibly hard to keep her hair colour from going green from all those golden showers. Courtesy of John Mayer, of course.
Now there's a yummy thought first thing in the morning.
Cmon, y'all are exaggerating like crazy. Jessica's quite possibly mentally incompetent, but she's definitely built for dumb fun. Plus her dad molested her repeatedly, and everybody knows those chicks are always up for the dirtest sex imaginable. They'll eagerly do things you'd be hesitant to even mention to a prostitute (thanks Dad!!!). And you don't have to worry about faking the "cuddling" afterwards because all they want to do is take a 60-minute scalding shower while sobbing. It's totally win-win. And if she happened to unfurl a penis, what the hell, I'd just go with the flow and scream at her to ram it up my ass. Variety is the spice of life!
If those are real sapphires, bravo to Jessica for having such a mature taste for fine jewels. It's such a shame that the 'stars' of today foresake glamour and elegance for trashiness.
um Jessica doesn't pick her own jewelry. a jeweler loaned her those to use for that movie premiere so he could make it famous and sell it. sorry but she's still trash.
Haha @ her new movie "Major Movie Star." Can this girl do ANYTHING original?? For Example: "Public affair" = rip off of Madonna; "These Boots are made for walking" = remake; "The Dukes of Hazzard" = remake; "Blonde Ambition" = rip off of "Working Girl"....Geesh!!! She is so generic I feel like throwing up. Not to mention she doesn't even have her looks anymore. Poor Jess...you'll never even make it to has-been status, because you never really were!!!
How much is she paying her hack hairdresser? If you've got a face like a man, you've got to at least make sure the hair looks good. Faded Cheeto is not a good colour for her.
By nate, on May 22, 2007 00:39:02 you fags all rag on someone you don't know for tagging ass you will never get... it is just like justin timberlake same shit people all over start calling him a fag when he is getting the hottest trim in the world... laughable. =================================================== Yeah, someone doesn't find a chick you think is hot atttractive therefore they MUST be gay. Dipshit. Methinks someone's a wee bit sexually insecure and has a thing for Justin's Trousernake.
PS: Actually being a faggot? Not a bad thing. "Straight" guys hurling it at each other like it's a bad thing? Lame.
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Leave Your Commentso...i'm confused. can anyone go to cannes now? even if they can't pronounce it?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:42:04
yeah...well...if you actually read the words, this is a story about Mayer being a closet pedo/homo (no surprise to folks who think his music is audio-ipecac). he should go ahead and suck a guy's cock while listening to one of his own albums (that's what his fans do) to cross over to the other team for good. Jessica was merely practice.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:43:44
LOL she is so ugly!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLL
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:44:39
damn.....she's fugly.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 14:49:51
awwwww, Jessica's not that bad! I'd fuck her. I just wish Papa Joe wasn't there the whole time, trying desperately to maintain his assfingering of his daughter during all the thrusting...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 15:03:28
So...is this "Ken Paves" character actually just a homeless man with a pair of scissors and some bleach? Because no self-respecting hairstylist would let their client out of the salon with a hair-to-skin perfect match. It's actually kind of like her face and her hair blend in to one brassy, bronzed, neutral blob, negating her actual facial features
...wait...
Ken! You sly dog!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 15:05:34
"Only the really skinny ones" isn't just the opposite of Jessica. It's the opposite of women. Let's all say it together: F-A-G!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 15:05:59
it's a man baby! an ugly man that is..
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 15:18:52
maybe he's going for really skinny ones in the hope that they won't have much "onboard" to soil the sheets when he bones them in the shitter (unlike Jessica).
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 15:20:43
Is Todd married? Does anyone know?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 15:25:41
Jesus! That second pic is killing me. She's soooo fugly. Damn, I have to go throw up now.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 15:27:16
Judging from her lips it looks like she has swallowed so much meat sword that her lips are left in a permanent fish-like sucking position. i guess what my mom said was true.... "if you keep making that face eventually it is going to stay that way"
By Firestar, on May 21, 2007 16:21:25
I don't think she ever closes her mouth all the way. Shut your damn cock holster already!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 17:22:16
John is just switching it up .. Jessica is built like a woman but has a cock ... now he's getting women that have va-jay-jay's but have boy bodies .. best of both worlds while still pretending he is straight ...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 18:44:21
Why is she standing by a poster that says "Major movie star?"
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 19:18:03
I really like her dress. Looks like she got more collagen, because she can't seem to close her mouth.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 19:36:22
It's like first Britt turned into a little pig and now this one is. They get so plump so young. It's like they when girls go away to college and eat dorm food and blow up that freshman year....memories...
By mark, on May 21, 2007 21:27:55
you fags all rag on someone you don't know for tagging ass you will never get... it is just like justin timberlake same shit people all over start calling him a fag when he is getting the hottest trim in the world... laughable.
By nate, on May 21, 2007 21:39:02
Whenever I look in her eyes I see an imbecile inside. The girl has an IQ of about 3, but we all know that. Still, I'd do her. Once. OK, a few times, but that's it!!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 00:13:08
Hear, hear! Jessica is "voluptuous".
By the standards of Piggy Clarkson & the hippo family i thought she would be anorexic.
By die Krautsalaten, on May 22, 2007 04:43:58
Why is she always making those dumb faces all of the time? Just stupid looking....
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 06:36:02
22:18, Major Movie Star is the new yawnfest she's pushing...I mean...starring in. It's a rip off of Private Benjamin.
And I agree, 18:05. She does look like a neutral blob. But to Kenny's credit it must be incredibly hard to keep her hair colour from going green from all those golden showers. Courtesy of John Mayer, of course.
Now there's a yummy thought first thing in the morning.
By Vigilante, on May 22, 2007 07:03:44
Nate, if you mean Jessica Biel the Butch Lesbian, then yes. Except no. Idiot.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 07:45:20
Cmon, y'all are exaggerating like crazy. Jessica's quite possibly mentally incompetent, but she's definitely built for dumb fun. Plus her dad molested her repeatedly, and everybody knows those chicks are always up for the dirtest sex imaginable. They'll eagerly do things you'd be hesitant to even mention to a prostitute (thanks Dad!!!). And you don't have to worry about faking the "cuddling" afterwards because all they want to do is take a 60-minute scalding shower while sobbing. It's totally win-win. And if she happened to unfurl a penis, what the hell, I'd just go with the flow and scream at her to ram it up my ass. Variety is the spice of life!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 08:37:05
If those are real sapphires, bravo to Jessica for having such a mature taste for fine jewels. It's such a shame that the 'stars' of today foresake glamour and elegance for trashiness.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 10:33:25
um Jessica doesn't pick her own jewelry. a jeweler loaned her those to use for that movie premiere so he could make it famous and sell it. sorry but she's still trash.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 10:35:16
Haha @ her new movie "Major Movie Star." Can this girl do ANYTHING original?? For Example: "Public affair" = rip off of Madonna; "These Boots are made for walking" = remake; "The Dukes of Hazzard" = remake; "Blonde Ambition" = rip off of "Working Girl"....Geesh!!! She is so generic I feel like throwing up. Not to mention she doesn't even have her looks anymore. Poor Jess...you'll never even make it to has-been status, because you never really were!!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 13:13:36
Oh, and "Major Movie Star" = rip off of "Private Benjamin" with Goldie Hawn, a star that Jess could never come CLOSE to...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 13:19:54
How much is she paying her hack hairdresser? If you've got a face like a man, you've got to at least make sure the hair looks good. Faded Cheeto is not a good colour for her.
By Jen, on May 23, 2007 11:27:09
By nate, on May 22, 2007 00:39:02
you fags all rag on someone you don't know for tagging ass you will never get... it is just like justin timberlake same shit people all over start calling him a fag when he is getting the hottest trim in the world... laughable.
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Yeah, someone doesn't find a chick you think is hot atttractive therefore they MUST be gay. Dipshit. Methinks someone's a wee bit sexually insecure and has a thing for Justin's Trousernake.
PS: Actually being a faggot? Not a bad thing. "Straight" guys hurling it at each other like it's a bad thing? Lame.
By Dex, on May 23, 2007 12:26:32
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