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Johnny Depp is Going to Marry Vanessa Paradis

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what the hell did he saw in that chick ,she is horrible ,he can get any really hot woman in any country and he chose her???? o well

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:20:09
I heard that Johnny's penis fits right between the gap in her teeth.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:22:33
First! Good god, does Johnny not have enough money to get her some new teeth? Wow...

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:23:06
I'm an orthodontist. I'll fix that smile in 6 months. They can still wed this year! Although, braces do tend to put a dent in, ahem, oral pleasantries....

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:28:37
There's nothing hot about her. WTF does Johnny see in her?

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:29:15
Her teeth look rotten.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:29:59
I think he's absolutely wonderful how great their relationship seems to be. <3

Oh, and you have a typo in the post. It's SPURRED into action, not "spurned" into action.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:39:55
They look good together,, they got the match thing down, dontyouthink.

i hate to say this but, they look like drugies,,

By burntfinger, on May 9, 2007 12:45:49
"I heard that Johnny's penis fits right between the gap in her teeth." that's nasty and funny :)

she used to be hot and cute for like five second
anyway I don't see what everybody else sees
he's not physicaly hot he's intellectualy hot
they suit each other

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 12:46:24
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...

By viridari, on May 9, 2007 12:56:13
They're getting married, but her teeth are divorced.

That's what the kids call it here, when you have a gap; divorced teeth. And, she has the divorcest pair I've ever seen.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:00:00
It's because of their daughter's illness. Yeah right. They're getting married now because Vanessa "Mike Tyson" Paradis finally reached the goal Johnny set for getting into a wedding gown (73 lbs).

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:10:08
Somebody be sure to watch Jenny over the next 48 hours.....she's probably gonna kill herself.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:19:23
Finally!!! She had a tiny bit of breast tissue to burn off, plus she had to eliminate small fat deposits that made her hips bulge out ever so slightly. Now Johnny can finally marry his little boy!

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:24:08
She could probably eat corn through a picket fence...

By newfgirl, on May 9, 2007 13:41:29
She used to be in Chanel ads a long time ago. She was really pretty back then, not quite sure what happened.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:47:13
Not sure what happened? They both do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. That's how you eventually look. I thought this was common knowledge.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:52:48
"what the hell did he saw in that chick ,she is horrible ,he can get any really hot woman in any country and he chose her???? o well"

People like you are outbreeding the rest of the population. We are doomed.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:58:54
She's got a busted ass grill for sure but other than that she's not bad.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 13:59:06
johnny depp one of americans greatest living actors??? ROTFL. fuckin hilarious. jonny depp is as good as keanu reeves. and who gives a fuck about this american hating, fake accent using pussy boy

By prettyboy, on May 9, 2007 13:59:48
Prettyboy! I've missed you so! Granted, there's been no shortage of idiotic diatribe around here lately, but it's just more special when it comes from you. Keep up the good work, by which I mean the lack of capitalization and over-punctuation. It really makes things more emphatic!!!!!!

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:15:43
People please! There are rules at this site!

1. Kelly Clarkson: not fat, just normal. True of all major and minor female celebs, more or less regardless of weight or shape, with one crucial exception.

2. Britney Spears: FAT!!! Even now - Especially now, actually, since she's lost some---errr, stayed fat! Yeah!

3. Any girl with Johnny Depp: Not anorexic, regardless of walking x-ray appearance. In fact, she must be soulful and artistic! Yes, that's why she's...slender..ish, like any great artiste. And just like Johnny Creamy himself!

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:20:21
"what the hell did he saw in that chick ,she is horrible ,he can get any really hot woman in any country and he chose her???? o well"

Jesus people, she's not that bad. Ever hear of Lauren Hutton? One of the biggest supermodels ever, and she was rocking a tooth-gap. Is it so hard to believe that he loves her for who she is and maybe because she's a good person? They seem to be very happy together, which is more than you can say for the typical Hollywood asshole.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:25:50
"Is it so hard to believe that he loves her for who she is and maybe because she's a good person?"

Yes. Especially when it's obvious that she's just his French connection for the most awesome drugs. That's why she's a keeper (at least until she loses a few more pounds and gets stuck in the sub-molecular space in their bed).

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:32:20
I think marrying her is simply Johnny's last desperate attempt to ignore his urges and refrain from actual pedophilia.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:37:40
WTH! Come on!It's not the gap teeth that turns me off, it's the yellow, rotten ones that are just fricken nasty. It would only take a day in the dentists chair to fix that nastyness!

By sue, on May 9, 2007 14:46:19
She has a slender wrist and a tiny hand. Johnny values that above all else. He likes a good fisting, you know, but he's got to be able to walk normally on the set the next morning. She's a true life-mate.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:46:48
Speaking for all women on this site, I would trade everything - my house, my husband, my kids - for one good long whiff of Johnny's anus.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 15:04:17
anonymous, on May 9, 2007 16:19:23,

Funny, you're not the only one who said that about me today. Calls and emails: "Heard about Johnny. You gonna be okay, Jenny?"

Thanks for your concern. Haha...

Smooches,

Jenny

By Jenny, on May 9, 2007 15:09:13
Le sigh. Le weep.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 15:21:53
Prettyboy! I've missed you so! Granted, there's been no shortage of idiotic diatribe around here lately, but it's just more special when it comes from you. Keep up the good work, by which I mean the lack of capitalization and over-punctuation. It really makes things more emphatic!!!!!!

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 17:15:43

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why would i need to use captalization or punctuation on here?? this a blog. no one does that. sorry that not everyone is as anal or lacks a life like you do. so go back to bumming around while college educated geniuses like myself do what they do when they want to.

By prettyboy, on May 9, 2007 15:29:22
Le yawn.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 15:53:59
anonymous 15.20 how shallow are you??? Because you don't think she's 'hot' you're asking what he sees in 'that chick'.... gawd, get a grip on life. HE obviously sees something special in her. You might wanna take a few tips from him.. he's successful, popular and has a great family.

Congrats Johnny!!! I know you and Vanessa will be very happy xx

Annie from Aussie land

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 16:46:09
she used to be hot. really really hot. sadly, she likes the drugs. i think he's more into being a chippie when it comes to drugs but they certainly have taken their toll on her. she's not ugly, but she's a far cry from what she used to look like.

anyhow, it's cool that their little girl is okay, and if they want to tie the knot, go for it.

By livvie, on May 9, 2007 17:03:01
I don't care how fucking skinny you are, if you're gonna tweak your ass off you better have the number of a good dentist to take care of your mouth, because it's one of the first things to go. Just ask Amy Winehouse!

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 17:26:50
These remarks are offensive. They are devoted parents to the kids..and what they look like and what they do in private is none of your damn business.

By jan, on May 9, 2007 17:44:40
so does she ever brush her teeth? I love JD... he is the sexiest man in Hollywood.

I wonder if he cheats on her?

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 18:14:08
She's got a gap in her front teeth for friggins sake. It doesn't mean she has poor dental hygene. What a bunch shallow twits on this board.

By neil, on May 9, 2007 18:26:13
Best news ever. I love Johnny Depp and I'm glad his little girl is alright. He's one of the few actors I don't loathe ...

Also they are obviously in love and moving out of LA was one of the smartest thing Johnny Depp ever did, it shows he has half a brain ...

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 18:51:55
They're getting married after eight years together and two kids?

What's the hurry?

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 18:51:59
I love JD and i am happy for him and Vanessa. He loves her so you shouldnt care how her teeth look either. Bunch of haters!!!

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 20:04:56
I couldn't care less how her teeth look. All I know is that she's every bit as anorexic as Nicole Richie or Kate Bosworth. And before her, JD was with Kate Moss when she was at her most skeletal. JD is a total closet pedo. All you people praising him should be ashamed of yourselves.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 21:12:04
I hope they have only the finest French narcotics at their wedding! They make such a lovely pair of strung out skeletons. I'm astonished one of their kids almost died because of their neglect. How many times do the children have to be told to stay away from mommy and daddy when they're spiked? Sheesh. Kids.

By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 21:34:33
You could fit John Holmes' cock between her teeth. with all that cash, she should really do something about it.

By Jason, on May 9, 2007 23:10:06
Oh, that's it. I have a horrible fever, flu and everything is wrong. I missed my doctor's appointment, my better half is being a jackass, I'm broke... but THIS! Damnit, Johnny, you were the daydream hero. *sniff* I always said I just want him to be happy... but I meant WITH ME! *sniff*

By Melpomene, on May 10, 2007 02:32:40
all you folks defending her rotten ass teeth must be british!

By sue, on May 10, 2007 04:50:16
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

By Johnny Depp' Whore in an instant, on May 10, 2007 04:59:40
Ignorant. First of all, these tow don't live anywhere near Hollywood and probably never will. And I'm sure Vanessa cares not one iota that she doesn't look like your inflate-able doll-friend. Like a woman's not a woman unless YOU deem her worthy of beating off to?

By Kacky, on May 10, 2007 07:22:53
Hey, I dig Vanessa's teeth...or rather the statement they make about her. She doesn't care to look like every other moronic American model/ actress/ singer/ celebutard out there, but rather prefers to DO DEPP ON A REGULAR BASIS AND RAKE IN THE CASH au natural. Can you do the same? I'm just sayin'.

By Yomama, on May 10, 2007 07:49:42
ooooook. so now Vanessa's all independent-minded and her own strong woman, because she has ugly teeth. and weighs 70 lbs, like an obedient widdle model-girlie. yeah, praise to Vanessa, she's everything a woman should be.

By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:29:35
Gotta give props to Depp. He's made it all this time without banging a boy, which is clearly what he wants to do. I wish all pedos had his self-discipline.

By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:45:08
lmfao TFF, i guess snaggle tooth does it for him :o|.. he is gay!!!!

By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:58:25
Depp looks pretty skaggy in that picture, too. I'd say they're a good pair.

By Redleg, on May 10, 2007 14:40:24
Rumor from years ago: Johnny Depp and Gibby Haynes doing acid and getting it on in the desert. The gay thing would not surprise me.

By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 15:04:29
her mouth is ghastly....

By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 10, 2007 17:51:59
johnny depp is HOT. love him!

By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 18:40:32
I think shes european chick. I dont think shes hott or sexual type of "sexy". But she has this sexyness.... Not Angelina sexy. European, victorian days type. IDK... I like her. Her smile is charming.

By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 21:24:04
I think they make a lovely couple. Johnny always wanted the kids, house in the country, and the picket fence, around his yard, not his woman's mouth

By 1 800 ortho-dontist, on May 11, 2007 00:15:59
I love Johnny, best of luck to ya

By lookwhaticando, on May 11, 2007 11:37:30
She's a actress, model and pop star she has more talent in her little finger than most on this board have in their entire bodies. Her teeth haven't stopped her in anyway so who are you all to comment. Glad to see Depp isn't as shallow as the majority of people on this board. If she wanted to get the gap fixed she would have done as I said it didn't stop her having a fantastic career well before Depp came along.

By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 18:26:57