Of course Jordin's massive, that's obvious, but look at the alternatives - Melinda "I Look Like One Of The Animals Who Loved Doctor" Doolittle, and LaKisha "I Look Like I Ate Your Secretia" Jones. The only option was to fix it so that Jordin "I'm Bringing Sexy Backfat" Sparks won. Look at it this way - she's got a jumpstart on blowing up Clarkson-style after winning Idol.
That blonde lady is a douche. She needs to simmer down...she's just bitter that the little voice in her head hasn't let her eat anything besides lettuce since 1993. Somebody feed that bitch a burger.
Are you kidding me? Haha. No wonder nearly every girl in America is fucked up in the head today, if people consider this girl "fat". There's a huge difference between "fat" and slightly overweight.
Oh, great. Another Idol you all can make fun of. She looks more big-boned to me than anything. Her dad was a football player, for crying out loud. Her weight aside, she's absolutely gorgeous.
Her build is big and she has curves. So what if she has a few extra pounds!? Obviously a lot of people like her. Her smile and personality with great singing abilities make up for the few extra pounds by far. Who are you to judge? She will be making millions in the singing industry while you will be sitting on your ass judging people that you know nothing about.
I cannot believe someone would even allow this to air. She is 17 years old!!! Do we have to pull her down this quickly? She is most certainly not obese, if anything she has a larger frame, which is a beautiful thing to put out there for other girls who are not a seize zero to see! This bitch reminds of Ann Coulter and for that alone I am disgusted but to say she looks at JOrdin and sees Diabetes and Heart disease. Can someone go tell her to go fuck herself? maybe?
Jordin is awesome. She's comes off as a sweetheart. So what she's THICK it's a lot sexier then ANOREXIC. She could afford to lose a bit of weight, but with her broad sholders and height she might end up looking like a light skined Rue Paul.
It's about singing, people. I think Paris Hilton has proven that staying skinny doesn't require talent. Like it or not, healthy or not, Jordin IS what America looks like.
Sigh... Why aren't these talentless skanks hot anymore? Now we have the lardies winning these bullshit pop-culture things...what gives? Whatever happened to Mandy Moore and 16-year-old Britney Spears...no more fat chicks please.
Hey, there's no denying that childhood obesity has become an epidemic, that it's worst in black kids, and that lots of middle-aged health problems are showing up in teenagers (like blood pressure problems). The facts are the facts. But it was super dumb to choose the Idol winner as a target. The skinny-pretties from Idol haven't done as well afterwards as the chubby-talenteds. And after all, the competition is about music, not modelling. (actually the competition is about shallow popularity, but whatever...afterwards it's about talent)
Is this lady serious? Jordin, Obese? what the fuck ever? she's slightly overweight YES, she looks like a normal teenager who is NOT obsessed with being skinny like Nicole Ritchie, so what? someone needs to tell this lady to stick a burrito up her ass.
just a little request - don't defend Jordin here and then post a "fat pig" comment on the inevitable next Britney story. just don't. Jordin looks like she eats a slow-cooked Britney every day.
In a way, "Meme" (jesus...) will be validated when Jordin weighs a deuce and a half in about 5-10 years, and is on medication for diabetes, etc. But you can't fight the childhood obesity problem in America (which is waaaaaay worse than the anorexia problem) by singling out kids by name. That's so schoolyard, you'll get only backlash. How could "Meme" possibly not know that?
My beloved Vikings still need a pass rush, and yet they refuse to sign Jordin. They could let her sing the national anthem before knocking down offensive linemen like bowling pins. But nooo...
What Meme meant to say was "I fear that Idol is losing its audience, and since the competition is fake and not based on talent, it's imperative to bulldoze these heifers off the stage and replace them with hotties."
An observation: remember years ago when TV and the like was cluttered with buxom, attractive lasses? The pendulum has swung so far in the opposite direction that all I see are fat, ugly sows dancing around and "celebrating" their girth. Being fat isn't a reason to celebrate. And everyone needs to stop pretending that there is some epidemic of anorexia and bulimia. First of all, this is a disease that effects mostly white, well off girls, and I say fuck 'em, let deal with a little adversity in their otherwise stress free lives. Secondly, the problem of obsesity is much more pressing because it effects more people. This whole "embrace the fatty" campaign is actually harming people, sort of like the feminists in the 1990s who turned a generation of women into victimization addicts. In other words, boobies!
God, it's always the same with you fatties. If someone says someone in fat they automatically condone anorexia. Why don't you go jog and take and work out some of that aggression.
If we keep putting out these impossible anorexic beauty ideals, our kids will grow up starving themselves to death in an unhealthy attempt to look "beautiful."
eh? what's that you say? Oh, more kids are overweight than ever before, and getting fatter with each generation? And getting diabetes and hypertension before the age of 20. Hmmmm...well that's not good...
And aside from running her stupid mouth, what else has this cunt produced that's worthwhile to society? Tearing down people with talent shouldn't be a full-time job and no one should care what this bitch says or thinks. Fuck her in the neck.
Kelly says, how dare this woman spit on Jordin! ...Jordin...spit...open fire...slow roasting...in her own juices...mmmmmm...succulent singing dark meat just like Alicia Keys....mmmmm
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HATERS YOU ARE PROBABLY THE SKINNY BONEY BITCHES, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING CURVY AND THICK AND I HAPPEN TO BE THE PERSON SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THEN SAY IT
Jordin Sparks is sending out the wrong message to teen and pre-teen girls all across America. She needs to lay off the Dunkin Donuts, french fries, McFish, etc... she is overweight and overweight = unhealthy. Maybe with the millions she will undoubtedly make, her first purchase should be a treadmill.
Gee, I wonder why teenagers today have such body image issues? Could it be due to all those bleach blond, needle nosed, anorexic twinkies going on the news to call a slightly heavy girl obese??? And then she has the nerve to try to say she's concerned about her "health issues." PLEASE. All those bitter, skinny beeyotches who hate anyone above a size -4 are just jealous that Jordin gets to eat more than a tic tac and blade of grass for breakfast every morning. Eff this ho!!!
WFT is wrong with people, The girl is not fat and damn she just won last night. Give her a f@#$@## break! Telling people they are fat is not the answer to the problem, that stupid CU NT is making the issue worse by opening her mouth!
Jesus! What the fuck is wrong with society today that thinks it is ok to pick on the slightly overweight chicks? The skinny bag-of-bones-hos that need to eat a Goddamned twinkie need to shut the fuck up and find something better to do. The girl is the daughter of a fuckin football player. She's tall. And a little (And I mean LITTLE) overweight. Fuckin' douchebags!
Oh My God! That Meme bitch is CRAZY!!!!! I mean, Jordin is a little heavy but is no way "obese" or unhealthy looking! Fuck, I can't believe the nerve of that woman!!!!! LaKisha maybe, but not Jordin. Come on!
They should do an "Idol Reunion" show and put Jordin and Kelly Clarkson on the stage at the same time. And then run a crawline that says "Do not attempt to adjust the picture."
See, Jordin, this is what you get. You asked for it with your lack of self-discipline with the knife and fork. Katherine McPhee also had no talent and an urge to gulp down enough food for an army, but at least she had the decency to stick a finger down her throat afterwards. She will always be loved more than you.
Careful! Everybody who's getting angry and shouting that she's NOT FAT! - your insulin and high blood pressure meds work in a delicate balance. Don't upset it by getting all worked up.
I'm sure some brave boy will still take her to the prom. As always, though, he won't be ready for the excessive sweating that fat girls always have, especially along the inner thighs (where they rub together) and down the buttcrack (where...uuuugh...nevermind). Poor kid. He'll always remember reaching the slick spots and then trying to continue kissing through a frozen smile.
This cracker has stepped in a pile of crazy. She hates the Girl Scouts for fundraising with cookies, she wants to bad junk food altogether, and she’s mad at Suave for alluding to the fact that breast feeding deflates your hair and your rack in a commercial. Newsflash: IT DOES!
All Roth “sees” when she looks at Jordan is BLACK.
And why is everything a CRISIS?!?! Americans are fat. So what? It’s their choice. Is it the government’s job or society’s job to fix it? Methinks not. It also isn’t televisions, and it sure as hell isn’t this teenager’s job.
It's so true - she's already an Amazonian monster! No biggie that she's fat, because she's already freakish looking. It's so very hard to lose weight and keep it off, we should save all that for the girls who might look decent afterwards.
When she decided to whore herself out on national television, she knew what she was getting into.
And compared to the PRO-CHOICE IS THE DEVIL rallies that Jordin likes to frequent, I think somebody pointing out that you could lose some weight is pretty lightweight.
Ok this is a sad day in America...wtf wastes their time bashing a 17 year old...have u even picked up a remote in ur entire life...all i see on tv are way too skinny blondes like parisite ho-ton or nicho richie...please, the real issue is that america needs to focus on being healthy and to be healty u don't have to be a freaking size zero or even a size four, what happened to healthy looking women, but even if there was one posted up instead of jordan, u idiots would probably consider that person fat too...get over urselves cuz u probably weigh five hundred pounds, just bc shes not skinny doesn't mean shes obese, a little overweight maybe but wtf cares, the girl won fair and square and she can sing, unlike the majority of skinny hoes today who can't sing a tone, ie. Parisite Ho-ton
She's showing the results of a lifetime of eating from the supersized menu at MacDonald's on the first of the month. Leave her alone, it's not her fault.
"And why is everything a CRISIS?!?! Americans are fat. So what? It's their choice. Is it the government's job or society's job to fix it? Methinks not."
Youthinks like an idiot. We all pay for healthcare, not just our own personal policies, but also taxes to maintain Medicare, Medicaid, public hospitals and clinics, medical research, etc. The CDC has estimated that America will not be able to pay for the total healthcare costs of the current generation of kids who are already developing high blood pressure and diabetes, and will have to be treated for those and other overweight-related illnesses for 50 years or more.
I'm withholding all comments until I see Jordin's sex tape. Or Meme's. Now there's a question, who would you rather see in a sex tape? Jordin or Meme?!?
As Simon always points out, on Idol the judges don't vote, the American public does. And as the Idol folks always say, at this point everybody knows what Idol is all about (usually they say that to defend airing the mental defectives who auditioned). So it's much more of a beauty pagent than a talent competition - or, a beauty pagent where everybody sings as their "talent" and wears stage clothes instead of swimsuits or evening gowns. If a truly hot girl is in the competition, has an appealing personality, and can sing well enough to avoid being ridiculed by all 3 judges every time, she wins. There was nobody like that this year, so the remaining "beauty" won (Jordin, at least by comparison to the much more talented Chimp and Gorilla). Previously, the thinnest and cutest girl was Clay Aiken. Same diff.
As long as the Idol winner is not the most talented singer, they're going to get trashed. I think they all know that now, too.
You guys are assholes. Why don't you start evaluating yourselves instead of picking on Jordin? Maybe you aren't as thick as her but you're still a pathetic for regarding her as less of a human being or less worthy of winning a TALENT contest (which she DOES have by the way) because of her weight.
You guys are assholes. Why don't you start evaluating yourselves instead of picking on Jordin? Maybe you aren't as thick as her but you're still pathetic for regarding her as less of a human being or less worthy of winning a TALENT contest (which she DOES have by the way) because of her weight.
If you want to be a musician, join a band. If you get involved in the Idol freakshow, you're trying to become a celebrity. Welcome to celeb-bashing, Jordin! You sought out the spotlight, enjoy it.
I think we can all agree on one thing: she may not be what everybody considers "fat" right now, but in time she's gonna be H-U-G-E.
And I mean pack o' jumbo neckfurters, twin loaves of bread stuffed in shoes, 2 rolls below the spandex waistline and 1 roll over, pontoon-boobed, going forward while rotating side-to-side and breathing heavy HUGE.
maybe I am thinking of the wrong Jordin Sparks, but somehow, I don't exactly find her fat or unnatractive. honestly, people. kelly clarkson I'll give you, but Jordin is talented and good looking, so leave her alone. And, 14:12:44, she's not exactly like a role model for the heavy girls...I'm 110 pounds and run a subsix mile. Please, is it htat difficult to not bash everyone else?
I'm not saying Jordin is fat, but she had that one performance where all the judges thought she was beatboxing like Blake, and then it was revealed that it was just a beeping noise when she backed up onstage.
If we held a who would you rather fuck? contest, Carrie would win in a landslide. That, "ladies of weight," is the hard truth. And don't play the race card - if we made 'em both black, Carrie would still win. Educated black men don't go for fatasses.
It's not her fault she inherited her dad's physique. For her height, she seems normal weight to me. But you dumb Americans seem to think every celebrity should be rail thin (and blonde or white) to be considered pretty.
I think you should all grind up some glass, sprinkle it in your burritos and much it all up. Every single one of you.
I might be in the minority on here, but I don't think shes fat, shes a big girl, I will say that, but fat, I don't think so. Shes beautiful, and who says you have to be a toothpick to look good..other than that, I think Melinda should have won!
the commenter that said body issues is mainly a white person problem is absolutely right. it's actually a rich girl problem but the majority of victims are young white girls. and they have the white man's standard to blame. and before anyone starts calling me a racist, im just stating an opinion. i have had friends of all races and nationalities and only my white friends have ever said they wish they were skinnier when there's no medical or physical reason for them to lose weight. i happened to find one of the few white boys that like girls who aren't anorexic, but a lot of them are horrible. jordin is in no way fat. she looks perfectly fine. childhood obesity is due to lazy ass parents not taking their kids outside to play or not signing them up for sports when they're young and feeding them fastfood or crap everyday all day. i be damned if my boys are gonna be overweight when they're under my care. okay im done now.
White girls problem to be fat? Hell no.. black women have asses like a 42" plasma screen. COme to the Nordic countries and check out the slim WHITE women.MAybe fat white chicks rocks USA but certainly not here. Most stores doesn't even have clothes for a size bigger than 16. (and yeh, 16 is big aswell I know) SO I seriosuly don't support the theory there. At least not in Europe.
Anon 14:37:28, You can't solve "OUR" problem by telling people what they can eat, what they can say, how they should raise their fat and stupid children, and like Roth, making them bad roll models SIMPLY because they're on T.V. and FAT.
It's a slippery slope, and you're worried about your future TAXES and not your BILL OF RIGHTS.
Tell you what Anon 14:37:28, since you're so into having others tell you how to live your life, here's the link to the Communist Party of the U.S.A. http://www.cpusa.org/. Oh, and I've got great piece of ocean front property for you in the desert.
I stand by my point: IT'S NOT THE JOB OF 17 YEAR OLD SINGER, OR A T.V. SHOW TO SOLVE OBESITY. SHAME ON THAT RACIST FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT IDOL FANS SHOULD VOTE BY THE POUND.
PISS AND VINEGAR, A Skinny White Chick, formerly a Weight Loss Counselor, formerly lived under Communism, now an Attorney who can Afford to Pay High Taxes.
Honey, calm down and get me a sandwich. Yeah, yeah, you're an attorney. Stop bragging about your little hobby, it was cute at first, but now you're just an annoying twat.
P.S., if you really are a skinny white chick, post some pics of your muff.
Pretty face, big bulky body. Arms as big as thighs. Wish she would slim down, she has the bone structure to be a model or just a fox if she lost all of that bulk.
That "Meme" chick seems obnoxious, but when it's naked time I'll take the skinny chick over the porker any time. There's absolutely nothing worse than getting hammered, taking a sow home to bed, and then waking up in the direct morning light to get clear look at Flubber when she pulls the sheet off to go punish the toilet. Yeah, sure, I'll call you. Just as soon as I swap out my retinas.
jordan is kinda fat but i wouldnt call her obese. her bigness just stands out more because she wears loose fitting clothing and is very tall. shes only 17 and people are already putting pressure on this girl to lose weight. i'm sure it will fall off before her album comes out. she was in the midst of a heated competition so im sure that can stress you out and make you gain weight.
Jordin's got a little talent, but she'll need to be extremely self-disciplined and work exceptionally hard to be successful in music. The slack attitude and lack of self-respect reflected in her bloated and self-indulgent body bodes poorly in that regard.
She's not even that good of a singer. I think she got the politically correct vote or something. Her CDs won't sell well at all, and she'll never be as successful as Underwood, Daughtry, or Clarkson. AI had a bad season, she'll be another Ruben Studdard and the second place winner will do a lot better. :(
"It's not her fault she inherited her dad's physique"
I knew that rang a bell...
Jules: You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror? Vincent: Yeah, maybe. Fat, right? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.
Ok, Jordin Sparks is a bad example of someone overweight who will have health problems. She's a big girl but in pictures I was looking at, she doesn't really have much of a belly. It's the belly fat that gives you diabetes and high blood pressure, not having a big ass like I do. I think a lot of her size does have to do with her father being a football player and her arms are big but they're not flabby. I thought Carrie Underwood looked horrible on the finale and she needs to put on 10 pounds.
NICE TO SEE EVERYONE IN A GREAT MOOD AND LIVING A GOOD HAPPY LIFE..I MEAN WHY ELSE WOULD YOU ALL BE KNOCKING A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO HAS MORE TALENT OR MONEY THAN ANY OF YOU SAD PATHETIC PEOPLE IN YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIVES.
Jordin will be fine - she won Idol, after all! The competition was the hard part, from now on it'll all be gravy. And meatloaf. And some of those yummy from-scratch mashed potatoes smothered in real butter. And...
Is everybody forgetting what Carrie Underwood looked like when she won idol???? She was in cosmo talking about how she lost like 30 pounds! They will put Jord. on a diet so STFU!!!
What the fuck, that blonde bitch needs to die. Yes, childhood obesity is a problem but picking on a high-profile 17 year-old is bullshit. Don't put the girl down just because she isn't a stick. This "role model" stuff is complete crap too; pre-teen girls aren't going to see her win and immediately go out and buy a tub of KFC.
I duuuunno...last night after I found out she won I drove next door to KFC to try their "new and improved" bucket of chicken because Jordin just reminded me of dark and white meat all in one! Heart stopping and delicious.
I can't believe this. Jordin is a healthy looking 17 year old girl. In no way is she fat. I can't even believe people are acting so ridiculous. If she did lose weight, you would all be making fun of her for being too thin, it's never enough to just be healthy and happy. All you sad and depressed jealous losers out there like to make fun of everyone else. I feel like I'm in elementary with the maturity level of people these days. She is a woman not a beanpole.
I think the people bitching about people calling her fat are referring to that cunt Meme and all you fucking cunts/asshats in the comment section who are ragging on her to make up for your pathetic existence.
Ha ha ha, I love how nowadays "a little overweight" or "a few extra pounds" is anything from 100 to 300 lbs above normal. She's fat. She would have been considered fat 50 years ago, a 100 years ago, at any time except today where the average is totally skewed by the gigantic herds of fatasses populating the country. The reason why skinny chicks are in all the mags and on TV is because they are so rare and the total opposite of what you see in the street or at the mall every gdamn day.
"You stupid bitches read the headline and went right to comments. you have no self control and that's why you're fat."
Ha ha ha. They're compulsive.
Jordin isn't fat, by the way, but she's definitely overweight. She's real tall and big, like her parents. She's kinda like Hulk Hogan's kid. Even if she did lose weight, she'd end up all muscular and big.
I didn't hear anyone talking about Ruben being too fat & Clay being too gay to win. Jordin is by far the prettiest female to win this poor excuse for a tv show. She's not's a size 2 but she's by no means obese. It's sad that 74 million people voted for the girl and now you want to call her a talented fatty. I bet half of you dogging her out don't have her talent nor the looks. So kiss her American Idol Winning Azz.
That Meme is a miserbale cunt whose stinking fuckhole hasnt the seen anything other than her crusty dildo in MONTHS. What a fucking Cunt. Seriously, I can't think of that word being used more appropriately at this moment and time. C U N T. :D Yay!:D
Wow. Fat people are not just fat, they're angry too. Winning combo. Feel sorry for all the cats who have no choice but to fill their owners' bitter empty lives.
of course... people would say she's fat because everyone who looks like Nicole R is "normal"... no one is perfect ok? She's beautiful just the way she is and f*ck you if you don't think so you superficial a**holes.
She's a beautiful girl and will become a beautiful woman. And she is not tooooo FAT !!!!!! Only people with that skinny, starved,sickly, boney mind set will think so. Get real, beauty comes in all sizes. And she is a beauty !! So leave the kid alone !! Didn't see folks jumping all over Ruben's case when he won. Now he was(is) a BIG'en !!
From MeMe Roth..For the record... I was invited onto news shows to discuss child obesity and the American Idol show. I have only ever used the words "tragedy" or "nightmare" to describe America's child obesity epidemic, not a person, and not a performer on American Idol. Nor have I used the word "obese" to describe Jordin Sparks. Nor have I said her size should prevent her from winning. I only stand behind the statements I made, nothing scripted to introduce any interview.
National Action Against Obesity's mandate is to 1) Rid schools of Junk Food; 2) Eliminate "Fake Food" from the food supply that contributes to obesity and disease; 3) Eradicate Secondhand Obesity--obesity handed down from one generation to the next...or across the culture; Plus) Promote exercise across all ages.
I have said and will continue to say that Jordin Sparks is an amazing talent and effervescent personality. Her extra weight is a reflection of today's society and a culture where many of our children have compromised health due to unhealthful food choices and inactivity. What seems in comparison to morbid obesity to be "just a little extra weight" does indeed increase our children's odds significantly for diabetes, heart disease, etc...and even more so if someone is Latino, African American, Asian or Native American. We now are seeing high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and of course, type II diabetes, in our children at rates like never before.
The context of the comment about Jordin's imminent weight loss was aimed at unhealthful Hollywood handlers.
OK seriously, you're all tapped and make me so ashamed to be American. Yeah we get that obesity is unhealthy but all of you that are talking shit... your straight up hatred sounds like a bunch of JEALOUS banter to me. I only stumbled upon this website because I was shocked when someone told me that Meme Roth has some shit to say about this sweet girls who is not only talented but undeniably gorgeous.
P.s Man up and stop entering yourselves as anonymous
Whoops - minor mistake. I just learned that The Simpsons have always avoided saying what state their "Springfield" is in. Apparently everybody knows that. Sorry.
Not every criticism can be traced back to jealousy, dumb shit. Why would I be jealous of some no talent, line backer bitch? Your mother was wrong; the other kids at school made fun of you because they hated you, not because they were jealous.
American Idol is a talent competition, and wieght should not be an issue. But it might play a part..... I thought that Melinda and LaKisha are even better singers than Jordin; maybe they were voted off earlier because of their weight...... Anyway, I think Jordin looks just fine and I think she should ignore this womans comments. A few extra pounds are no health risk - I'm heavy myself and I'm never ill, no diabetes, perfectly normal blood pressure; and my skinny co-worker call in sick all the time....
not everything is fat or stick thin. just because people criticize her weight, doesn't mean they ascribe to anorexic mindset. I didn't want to seethisgirl win simply b/c who cares? she doesnt have an edgeand she was born into a well off family.
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Leave Your CommentOf course Jordin's massive, that's obvious, but look at the alternatives - Melinda "I Look Like One Of The Animals Who Loved Doctor" Doolittle, and LaKisha "I Look Like I Ate Your Secretia" Jones. The only option was to fix it so that Jordin "I'm Bringing Sexy Backfat" Sparks won. Look at it this way - she's got a jumpstart on blowing up Clarkson-style after winning Idol.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:02:55
That blonde lady is a douche. She needs to simmer down...she's just bitter that the little voice in her head hasn't let her eat anything besides lettuce since 1993. Somebody feed that bitch a burger.
By Claire, on May 24, 2007 10:03:01
I hate American Idol, I have never watched American Idol, I will never watch American Idol.
That being said, that dumb, skinny, blonde bitch needs to stuff a sandwich in her piehole and shut the hell up.
We have thousands of young girls who starve themsleves to reach some body ideal that only survivors of Auschwitz can aspire to.
Jordin, whoever you are, ignore this bitch and go to Golden Corral for the all-you-can-eat buffet.
Just my 2 cents. (Pre tax.)
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:03:55
I always thought she could bullrush Randy and get to Simon for a drive-killing 15-yard loss.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:04:07
Are you kidding me? Haha. No wonder nearly every girl in America is fucked up in the head today, if people consider this girl "fat". There's a huge difference between "fat" and slightly overweight.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:05:47
Melinda Doolittle is one of the ugliest looking people I've ever seen in my life and LaKisha is almost as ugly as Melinda.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:07:12
Oh, great. Another Idol you all can make fun of. She looks more big-boned to me than anything. Her dad was a football player, for crying out loud. Her weight aside, she's absolutely gorgeous.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:08:39
Todd DEFENDED this girl. Read the fucking post before you comment!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:10:02
Her build is big and she has curves. So what if she has a few extra pounds!? Obviously a lot of people like her. Her smile and personality with great singing abilities make up for the few extra pounds by far. Who are you to judge? She will be making millions in the singing industry while you will be sitting on your ass judging people that you know nothing about.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:10:09
I cannot believe someone would even allow this to air. She is 17 years old!!! Do we have to pull her down this quickly? She is most certainly not obese, if anything she has a larger frame, which is a beautiful thing to put out there for other girls who are not a seize zero to see! This bitch reminds of Ann Coulter and for that alone I am disgusted but to say she looks at JOrdin and sees Diabetes and Heart disease. Can someone go tell her to go fuck herself? maybe?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:12:41
Jordin is awesome. She's comes off as a sweetheart. So what she's THICK it's a lot sexier then ANOREXIC. She could afford to lose a bit of weight, but with her broad sholders and height she might end up looking like a light skined Rue Paul.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:13:17
It's about singing, people. I think Paris Hilton has proven that staying skinny doesn't require talent. Like it or not, healthy or not, Jordin IS what America looks like.
By Kacky, on May 24, 2007 10:17:08
Sigh...
Why aren't these talentless skanks hot anymore? Now we have the lardies winning these bullshit pop-culture things...what gives?
Whatever happened to Mandy Moore and 16-year-old Britney Spears...no more fat chicks please.
By J-Bird, on May 24, 2007 10:19:58
Hey, there's no denying that childhood obesity has become an epidemic, that it's worst in black kids, and that lots of middle-aged health problems are showing up in teenagers (like blood pressure problems). The facts are the facts. But it was super dumb to choose the Idol winner as a target. The skinny-pretties from Idol haven't done as well afterwards as the chubby-talenteds. And after all, the competition is about music, not modelling. (actually the competition is about shallow popularity, but whatever...afterwards it's about talent)
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:21:09
Is this lady serious? Jordin, Obese? what the fuck ever? she's slightly overweight YES, she looks like a normal teenager who is NOT obsessed with being skinny like Nicole Ritchie, so what? someone needs to tell this lady to stick a burrito up her ass.
By BloodyWhore, on May 24, 2007 10:22:41
just a little request - don't defend Jordin here and then post a "fat pig" comment on the inevitable next Britney story. just don't. Jordin looks like she eats a slow-cooked Britney every day.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:23:47
In a way, "Meme" (jesus...) will be validated when Jordin weighs a deuce and a half in about 5-10 years, and is on medication for diabetes, etc. But you can't fight the childhood obesity problem in America (which is waaaaaay worse than the anorexia problem) by singling out kids by name. That's so schoolyard, you'll get only backlash. How could "Meme" possibly not know that?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:28:23
The girl's like eleven feet tall, of course she couldn't be a size 2. She's thick, whatever...
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:28:54
My beloved Vikings still need a pass rush, and yet they refuse to sign Jordin. They could let her sing the national anthem before knocking down offensive linemen like bowling pins. But nooo...
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:30:03
What Meme meant to say was "I fear that Idol is losing its audience, and since the competition is fake and not based on talent, it's imperative to bulldoze these heifers off the stage and replace them with hotties."
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:34:37
Yeah... we all know the proper image to show is anorexia.
By Warthawg1, on May 24, 2007 10:38:01
An observation: remember years ago when TV and the like was cluttered with buxom, attractive lasses? The pendulum has swung so far in the opposite direction that all I see are fat, ugly sows dancing around and "celebrating" their girth. Being fat isn't a reason to celebrate. And everyone needs to stop pretending that there is some epidemic of anorexia and bulimia. First of all, this is a disease that effects mostly white, well off girls, and I say fuck 'em, let deal with a little adversity in their otherwise stress free lives. Secondly, the problem of obsesity is much more pressing because it effects more people. This whole "embrace the fatty" campaign is actually harming people, sort of like the feminists in the 1990s who turned a generation of women into victimization addicts. In other words, boobies!
By mutterhals, on May 24, 2007 10:41:12
God, it's always the same with you fatties. If someone says someone in fat they automatically condone anorexia. Why don't you go jog and take and work out some of that aggression.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:41:17
an anorexic chick with a bullshit name is speaking out against childhood obesity? is she ann cunt-oulter's sister?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:44:31
If we keep putting out these impossible anorexic beauty ideals, our kids will grow up starving themselves to death in an unhealthy attempt to look "beautiful."
eh? what's that you say? Oh, more kids are overweight than ever before, and getting fatter with each generation? And getting diabetes and hypertension before the age of 20. Hmmmm...well that's not good...
Nevermind.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:45:05
And aside from running her stupid mouth, what else has this cunt produced that's worthwhile to society? Tearing down people with talent shouldn't be a full-time job and no one should care what this bitch says or thinks. Fuck her in the neck.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:45:50
carrie underweight is so much better.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:45:53
Kelly says, how dare this woman spit on Jordin! ...Jordin...spit...open fire...slow roasting...in her own juices...mmmmmm...succulent singing dark meat just like Alicia Keys....mmmmm
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/10/alicia-keys-is-on-vacation.html
By Kelly "Splitpants" Clarkson, on May 24, 2007 10:46:04
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HATERS YOU ARE PROBABLY THE SKINNY BONEY BITCHES, THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING CURVY AND THICK AND I HAPPEN TO BE THE PERSON SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THEN SAY IT
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:47:38
Wait, so did Todd just defend a fat girl?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:48:31
Jordin Sparks is sending out the wrong message to teen and pre-teen girls all across America. She needs to lay off the Dunkin Donuts, french fries, McFish, etc... she is overweight and overweight = unhealthy. Maybe with the millions she will undoubtedly make, her first purchase should be a treadmill.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:49:56
Please someone feed that lady. Everything she said is completely out of line. I understand, I ALSO get crabby and irrational when I'm hungry.
Jordin, you are beautiful.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:53:51
I would like to see that blonde bitch debate Beth Ditto about this. Can someone make this happen?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 10:54:13
Gee, I wonder why teenagers today have such body image issues? Could it be due to all those bleach blond, needle nosed, anorexic twinkies going on the news to call a slightly heavy girl obese??? And then she has the nerve to try to say she's concerned about her "health issues." PLEASE. All those bitter, skinny beeyotches who hate anyone above a size -4 are just jealous that Jordin gets to eat more than a tic tac and blade of grass for breakfast every morning. Eff this ho!!!
By a REAL fat person, on May 24, 2007 10:54:58
WFT is wrong with people, The girl is not fat and damn she just won last night. Give her a f@#$@## break! Telling people they are fat is not the answer to the problem, that stupid CU NT is making the issue worse by opening her mouth!
By ~A~, on May 24, 2007 10:55:23
Well it ain't America's Next Top Model...jeebus! Its a singing competition! My ears don't care what she looks like.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:00:14
It's totally wrong to slam a 17-year-old about being fat the day after her huge achievement on Idol.
It's also wrong to pretend we're not in the middle of a health crisis, and it's sure as hell not due to anorexia.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:00:41
Jesus! What the fuck is wrong with society today that thinks it is ok to pick on the slightly overweight chicks? The skinny bag-of-bones-hos that need to eat a Goddamned twinkie need to shut the fuck up and find something better to do. The girl is the daughter of a fuckin football player. She's tall. And a little (And I mean LITTLE) overweight. Fuckin' douchebags!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:03:01
Jordin will be fine. The WWE is always looking for wrestlers who can sing.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:03:20
Oh My God! That Meme bitch is CRAZY!!!!! I mean, Jordin is a little heavy but is no way "obese" or unhealthy looking! Fuck, I can't believe the nerve of that woman!!!!! LaKisha maybe, but not Jordin. Come on!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:03:37
Too harsh. I mean, yeah, Jordin looks like she could tow a Ford Tundra, but why not save that for when they shoot the commercial?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:04:44
She better get used to the meanness. The music industry is just chew her up and spit her out. No swallowing. All that chunk will go to waste.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:06:11
They should do an "Idol Reunion" show and put Jordin and Kelly Clarkson on the stage at the same time. And then run a crawline that says "Do not attempt to adjust the picture."
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:06:47
You're never too young to hear that you're too fat and nobody will ever love you. Seriously.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:07:37
Each thigh should have been voted an Idol.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:08:36
See, Jordin, this is what you get. You asked for it with your lack of self-discipline with the knife and fork. Katherine McPhee also had no talent and an urge to gulp down enough food for an army, but at least she had the decency to stick a finger down her throat afterwards. She will always be loved more than you.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:10:43
Careful! Everybody who's getting angry and shouting that she's NOT FAT! - your insulin and high blood pressure meds work in a delicate balance. Don't upset it by getting all worked up.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:12:44
I'm sure some brave boy will still take her to the prom. As always, though, he won't be ready for the excessive sweating that fat girls always have, especially along the inner thighs (where they rub together) and down the buttcrack (where...uuuugh...nevermind). Poor kid. He'll always remember reaching the slick spots and then trying to continue kissing through a frozen smile.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:15:48
This chick is like 8 feet tall with a giant head. She'd look retarded if she shed a bunch of weight.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:19:06
This cracker has stepped in a pile of crazy. She hates the Girl Scouts for fundraising with cookies, she wants to bad junk food altogether, and she’s mad at Suave for alluding to the fact that breast feeding deflates your hair and your rack in a commercial. Newsflash: IT DOES!
All Roth “sees” when she looks at Jordan is BLACK.
And why is everything a CRISIS?!?! Americans are fat. So what? It’s their choice. Is it the government’s job or society’s job to fix it? Methinks not. It also isn’t televisions, and it sure as hell isn’t this teenager’s job.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:25:51
It's so true - she's already an Amazonian monster! No biggie that she's fat, because she's already freakish looking. It's so very hard to lose weight and keep it off, we should save all that for the girls who might look decent afterwards.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:26:43
I don't have much sympathy for Jordin.
When she decided to whore herself out on national television, she knew what she was getting into.
And compared to the PRO-CHOICE IS THE DEVIL rallies that Jordin likes to frequent, I think somebody pointing out that you could lose some weight is pretty lightweight.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:26:55
Ok this is a sad day in America...wtf wastes their time bashing a 17 year old...have u even picked up a remote in ur entire life...all i see on tv are way too skinny blondes like parisite ho-ton or nicho richie...please, the real issue is that america needs to focus on being healthy and to be healty u don't have to be a freaking size zero or even a size four, what happened to healthy looking women, but even if there was one posted up instead of jordan, u idiots would probably consider that person fat too...get over urselves cuz u probably weigh five hundred pounds, just bc shes not skinny doesn't mean shes obese, a little overweight maybe but wtf cares, the girl won fair and square and she can sing, unlike the majority of skinny hoes today who can't sing a tone, ie. Parisite Ho-ton
By lala, on May 24, 2007 11:27:50
She's showing the results of a lifetime of eating from the supersized menu at MacDonald's on the first of the month. Leave her alone, it's not her fault.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:28:02
uH-OH.
This thread is expanding faster than the lining of Jordin's stomach.
I think we've found the ebony to Kelly Clarkson's elephant-ivory. A harmonious yin-yang of guntish lard.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:32:10
She is fat. They will put her on a diet N she will look fine when thd weight comes off.
By Comrade Thomas, on May 24, 2007 11:33:34
"And why is everything a CRISIS?!?! Americans are fat. So what? It's their choice. Is it the government's job or society's job to fix it? Methinks not."
Youthinks like an idiot. We all pay for healthcare, not just our own personal policies, but also taxes to maintain Medicare, Medicaid, public hospitals and clinics, medical research, etc. The CDC has estimated that America will not be able to pay for the total healthcare costs of the current generation of kids who are already developing high blood pressure and diabetes, and will have to be treated for those and other overweight-related illnesses for 50 years or more.
So, doofus, it's OUR problem.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:37:28
I'm withholding all comments until I see Jordin's sex tape. Or Meme's. Now there's a question, who would you rather see in a sex tape? Jordin or Meme?!?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:41:53
If you get The Discovery Channel you can see Jordin's sex tape any time you want.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:45:26
She is a little thick but not fat....Underwood is a skeleton
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:48:44
As Simon always points out, on Idol the judges don't vote, the American public does. And as the Idol folks always say, at this point everybody knows what Idol is all about (usually they say that to defend airing the mental defectives who auditioned). So it's much more of a beauty pagent than a talent competition - or, a beauty pagent where everybody sings as their "talent" and wears stage clothes instead of swimsuits or evening gowns. If a truly hot girl is in the competition, has an appealing personality, and can sing well enough to avoid being ridiculed by all 3 judges every time, she wins. There was nobody like that this year, so the remaining "beauty" won (Jordin, at least by comparison to the much more talented Chimp and Gorilla). Previously, the thinnest and cutest girl was Clay Aiken. Same diff.
As long as the Idol winner is not the most talented singer, they're going to get trashed. I think they all know that now, too.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:53:53
You guys are assholes. Why don't you start evaluating yourselves instead of picking on Jordin? Maybe you aren't as thick as her but you're still a pathetic for regarding her as less of a human being or less worthy of winning a TALENT contest (which she DOES have by the way) because of her weight.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:56:41
You guys are assholes. Why don't you start evaluating yourselves instead of picking on Jordin? Maybe you aren't as thick as her but you're still pathetic for regarding her as less of a human being or less worthy of winning a TALENT contest (which she DOES have by the way) because of her weight.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:56:59
If you want to be a musician, join a band. If you get involved in the Idol freakshow, you're trying to become a celebrity. Welcome to celeb-bashing, Jordin! You sought out the spotlight, enjoy it.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:57:21
geez, anon 14:56, did you have to go back for a second helping of comment, too?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:58:30
How dare you call me an asshole?
Pfft...bloop..bloop..pffffffft.
Does anyone have any Listerine breath strips on them?
By Kelly Clarkson's Anus, on May 24, 2007 12:00:42
Diarrhea of the mouth she has. Puke in her toilet she will.
By BV, on May 24, 2007 12:03:48
I think we can all agree on one thing: she may not be what everybody considers "fat" right now, but in time she's gonna be H-U-G-E.
And I mean pack o' jumbo neckfurters, twin loaves of bread stuffed in shoes, 2 rolls below the spandex waistline and 1 roll over, pontoon-boobed, going forward while rotating side-to-side and breathing heavy HUGE.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:07:02
maybe I am thinking of the wrong Jordin Sparks, but somehow, I don't exactly find her fat or unnatractive. honestly, people. kelly clarkson I'll give you, but Jordin is talented and good looking, so leave her alone. And, 14:12:44, she's not exactly like a role model for the heavy girls...I'm 110 pounds and run a subsix mile. Please, is it htat difficult to not bash everyone else?
By alix d' laire, on May 24, 2007 12:09:39
I'm not saying Jordin is fat, but she had that one performance where all the judges thought she was beatboxing like Blake, and then it was revealed that it was just a beeping noise when she backed up onstage.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:09:42
If we held a who would you rather fuck? contest, Carrie would win in a landslide. That, "ladies of weight," is the hard truth. And don't play the race card - if we made 'em both black, Carrie would still win. Educated black men don't go for fatasses.
By Chris Rock, on May 24, 2007 12:15:09
Ewww...a chick running a sub-six mile?
Sweetie, men don't like fatties, but we don't like elves who don't get their period either.
Stop trying to play sports like the boys, get breast implants, dye your hair blond, keep your opinions to yourself, and start sucking my cock.
Thanks.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:17:55
Jordin's absolutely GORGEOUS.
Her face is crazy beautiful.
It's not her fault she inherited her dad's physique. For her height, she seems normal weight to me. But you dumb Americans seem to think every celebrity should be rail thin (and blonde or white) to be considered pretty.
I think you should all grind up some glass, sprinkle it in your burritos and much it all up. Every single one of you.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:18:19
I might be in the minority on here, but I don't think shes fat, shes a big girl, I will say that, but fat, I don't think so. Shes beautiful, and who says you have to be a toothpick to look good..other than that, I think Melinda should have won!
By judi, on May 24, 2007 12:20:30
the commenter that said body issues is mainly a white person problem is absolutely right. it's actually a rich girl problem but the majority of victims are young white girls. and they have the white man's standard to blame. and before anyone starts calling me a racist, im just stating an opinion. i have had friends of all races and nationalities and only my white friends have ever said they wish they were skinnier when there's no medical or physical reason for them to lose weight. i happened to find one of the few white boys that like girls who aren't anorexic, but a lot of them are horrible. jordin is in no way fat. she looks perfectly fine. childhood obesity is due to lazy ass parents not taking their kids outside to play or not signing them up for sports when they're young and feeding them fastfood or crap everyday all day. i be damned if my boys are gonna be overweight when they're under my care. okay im done now.
By Niecy, on May 24, 2007 12:20:57
"Crazy beautiful"?
"Crazy" isn't an adverb, you retarded piece of shit. And we're the dumb Americans?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:23:55
White girls problem to be fat? Hell no.. black women have asses like a 42" plasma screen. COme to the Nordic countries and check out the slim WHITE women.MAybe fat white chicks rocks USA but certainly not here. Most stores doesn't even have clothes for a size bigger than 16. (and yeh, 16 is big aswell I know) SO I seriosuly don't support the theory there. At least not in Europe.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:26:47
Oh, great. Another piece of Eurotrash dissing America in between drags of his cigarette.
Take a shower, Olaf.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:29:02
"Ewww...a chick running a sub-six mile?
Sweetie, men don't like fatties, but we don't like elves who don't get their period either.
Stop trying to play sports like the boys, get breast implants, dye your hair blond, keep your opinions to yourself, and start sucking my cock.
Thanks."
HAHAHAHHA:o)
By Ann, on May 24, 2007 12:29:25
Anon 14:37:28, You can't solve "OUR" problem by telling people what they can eat, what they can say, how they should raise their fat and stupid children, and like Roth, making them bad roll models SIMPLY because they're on T.V. and FAT.
It's a slippery slope, and you're worried about your future TAXES and not your BILL OF RIGHTS.
Tell you what Anon 14:37:28, since you're so into having others tell you how to live your life, here's the link to the Communist Party of the U.S.A. http://www.cpusa.org/. Oh, and I've got great piece of ocean front property for you in the desert.
I stand by my point: IT'S NOT THE JOB OF 17 YEAR OLD SINGER, OR A T.V. SHOW TO SOLVE OBESITY. SHAME ON THAT RACIST FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT IDOL FANS SHOULD VOTE BY THE POUND.
PISS AND VINEGAR,
A Skinny White Chick, formerly a Weight Loss Counselor, formerly lived under Communism, now an Attorney who can Afford to Pay High Taxes.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:43:57
Anon 15:43:57, you've convinced me! Where do I sign up? Is there a form, or should I just sign your straitjacket?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:48:17
Honey, calm down and get me a sandwich.
Yeah, yeah, you're an attorney. Stop bragging about your little hobby, it was cute at first, but now you're just an annoying twat.
P.S., if you really are a skinny white chick, post some pics of your muff.
Thanks.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:51:01
She's heavy and she's headed toward being fat.
There, was that so difficult?
By Not-blind Not-delusional, on May 24, 2007 12:51:41
Pretty face, big bulky body. Arms as big as thighs. Wish she would slim down, she has the bone structure to be a model or just a fox if she lost all of that bulk.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:59:23
I don't know if she's "fat" or not (I never knew it was this complicated...), but she definitely moves with the awkwardness of a fat person.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:02:54
So...does the "Curves for Women" chain have internet stations at the juice bars with browsers bookmarked to this page?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:05:37
Showing you my perfect muff, now THAT would be bragging.
Smooches!
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:08:12
That "Meme" chick seems obnoxious, but when it's naked time I'll take the skinny chick over the porker any time. There's absolutely nothing worse than getting hammered, taking a sow home to bed, and then waking up in the direct morning light to get clear look at Flubber when she pulls the sheet off to go punish the toilet. Yeah, sure, I'll call you. Just as soon as I swap out my retinas.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:12:08
jordan is kinda fat but i wouldnt call her obese. her bigness just stands out more because she wears loose fitting clothing and is very tall. shes only 17 and people are already putting pressure on this girl to lose weight. i'm sure it will fall off before her album comes out. she was in the midst of a heated competition so im sure that can stress you out and make you gain weight.
By prettyboy, on May 24, 2007 13:21:40
Jordin will be fine if she can lay off the KFC. But I dunno, that seems next to impossible for her people.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:21:52
Jordin's got a little talent, but she'll need to be extremely self-disciplined and work exceptionally hard to be successful in music. The slack attitude and lack of self-respect reflected in her bloated and self-indulgent body bodes poorly in that regard.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:28:22
She's not even that good of a singer. I think she got the politically correct vote or something. Her CDs won't sell well at all, and she'll never be as successful as Underwood, Daughtry, or Clarkson. AI had a bad season, she'll be another Ruben Studdard and the second place winner will do a lot better. :(
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:30:49
"It's not her fault she inherited her dad's physique"
I knew that rang a bell...
Jules: You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror?
Vincent: Yeah, maybe. Fat, right?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:37:25
Ok, Jordin Sparks is a bad example of someone overweight who will have health problems. She's a big girl but in pictures I was looking at, she doesn't really have much of a belly. It's the belly fat that gives you diabetes and high blood pressure, not having a big ass like I do. I think a lot of her size does have to do with her father being a football player and her arms are big but they're not flabby. I thought Carrie Underwood looked horrible on the finale and she needs to put on 10 pounds.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:39:09
NICE TO SEE EVERYONE IN A GREAT MOOD AND LIVING A GOOD HAPPY LIFE..I MEAN WHY ELSE WOULD YOU ALL BE KNOCKING A 17 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO HAS MORE TALENT OR MONEY THAN ANY OF YOU SAD PATHETIC PEOPLE IN YOUR SAD PATHETIC LIVES.
HATE-HATE-HATE ITS WHAT MAKES AMERICA GO 'ROUND!
-JACKLYNN
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:46:16
Yeah I think Jules kinda said it best about Jordin:
"What's the nigger gonna do? Her dad's a pro football player."
I bet if somebody said that to Meme she would have been speechless.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:52:08
Whoa whoa whoa, tone it down, Shaniqua or LaTisha or whatever. Hit {Caps Lock}, it's the key right next to your grape soda.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:55:37
Jordin will be fine - she won Idol, after all! The competition was the hard part, from now on it'll all be gravy. And meatloaf. And some of those yummy from-scratch mashed potatoes smothered in real butter. And...
By Kelly Clarkson, on May 24, 2007 14:06:05
I didn't think she was fat either, but last night I took a bite out of her and today I have high cholesterol.
By Dracula, on May 24, 2007 14:51:16
You guys are mean. Jordin is a whale of a singer.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 15:08:43
Is everybody forgetting what Carrie Underwood looked like when she won idol???? She was in cosmo talking about how she lost like 30 pounds! They will put Jord. on a diet so STFU!!!
BTW carrie underwood has a massive forehead
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 15:16:37
unless they have some type of genetic diet, i don't think it'll work
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 15:19:49
They must be excited to try out the Idol diet on a cow (Jordin), given that it failed in the long run on a pig (Kelly).
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 15:21:24
What the fuck, that blonde bitch needs to die. Yes, childhood obesity is a problem but picking on a high-profile 17 year-old is bullshit. Don't put the girl down just because she isn't a stick. This "role model" stuff is complete crap too; pre-teen girls aren't going to see her win and immediately go out and buy a tub of KFC.
Dumb whore.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:00:36
I duuuunno...last night after I found out she won I drove next door to KFC to try their "new and improved" bucket of chicken because Jordin just reminded me of dark and white meat all in one! Heart stopping and delicious.
By Bush Baby, on May 24, 2007 16:04:29
she's not fat, you probably are. why else would you put down a beautiful girl?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:14:36
b/c she's not a stick she's fat?
no one likes carrie underwood and her fake tits
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:15:09
jordin is gorgeous
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:15:26
you're just jealous, she's hot
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:15:39
Attention Fatties: Please read the post before you comment. Again, Todd DEFENDED Jordin. No need for you to get worked up and get all out breath.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:29:32
TODD DEFENDED JORDIN
read the fucking post before you comment!
You stupid bitches read the headline and went right to comments. you have no self control and that's why you're fat.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:31:36
I can't believe this. Jordin is a healthy looking 17 year old girl. In no way is she fat. I can't even believe people are acting so ridiculous. If she did lose weight, you would all be making fun of her for being too thin, it's never enough to just be healthy and happy. All you sad and depressed jealous losers out there like to make fun of everyone else. I feel like I'm in elementary with the maturity level of people these days. She is a woman not a beanpole.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:40:07
I think the people bitching about people calling her fat are referring to that cunt Meme and all you fucking cunts/asshats in the comment section who are ragging on her to make up for your pathetic existence.
By Jessica, on May 24, 2007 17:10:25
Jordin is hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 17:12:17
Ha ha ha, I love how nowadays "a little overweight" or "a few extra pounds" is anything from 100 to 300 lbs above normal.
She's fat. She would have been considered fat 50 years ago, a 100 years ago, at any time except today where the average is totally skewed by the gigantic herds of fatasses populating the country.
The reason why skinny chicks are in all the mags and on TV is because they are so rare and the total opposite of what you see in the street or at the mall every gdamn day.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 17:34:10
Carrie Underwood is just too thin, Kelly Pickler is the one with the fake boobs now.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 17:36:07
"You stupid bitches read the headline and went right to comments. you have no self control and that's why you're fat."
Ha ha ha. They're compulsive.
Jordin isn't fat, by the way, but she's definitely overweight. She's real tall and big, like her parents. She's kinda like Hulk Hogan's kid. Even if she did lose weight, she'd end up all muscular and big.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 17:55:30
I didn't hear anyone talking about Ruben being too fat & Clay being too gay to win. Jordin is by far the prettiest female to win this poor excuse for a tv show. She's not's a size 2 but she's by no means obese. It's sad that 74 million people voted for the girl and now you want to call her a talented fatty. I bet half of you dogging her out don't have her talent nor the looks. So kiss her American Idol Winning Azz.
By tryndigestsometime, on May 24, 2007 17:55:38
so is obesity a women's problem or a men's problem?
wonder what she had to say when Ruben Studdard won!
oh wait, probably nothing. Because as a wise Peter Griffin once said "Men aren't fat, only fat women are fat."
bitch needs to stfu, pick up a bag of cookies, and enjoy life.
and as far as her little "quote" goes, when i look at Meme Roth all I see is a hungry, pretentious, miserable bitch. *shrugs*
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 17:57:08
That Meme is a miserbale cunt whose stinking fuckhole hasnt the seen anything other than her crusty dildo in MONTHS. What a fucking Cunt. Seriously, I can't think of that word being used more appropriately at this moment and time.
C U N T. :D Yay!:D
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 18:05:51
Wow. Fat people are not just fat, they're angry too. Winning combo. Feel sorry for all the cats who have no choice but to fill their owners' bitter empty lives.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 18:37:41
of course... people would say she's fat because everyone who looks like Nicole R is "normal"... no one is perfect ok? She's beautiful just the way she is and f*ck you if you don't think so you superficial a**holes.
By Anorexia FTW, on May 24, 2007 19:57:35
She's a beautiful girl and will become a beautiful woman. And she is not tooooo FAT !!!!!! Only people with that skinny, starved,sickly, boney mind set will think so. Get real, beauty comes in all sizes. And she is a beauty !! So leave the kid alone !! Didn't see folks jumping all over Ruben's case when he won. Now he was(is) a BIG'en !!
By Chip, on May 25, 2007 03:47:46
everyone who looks like Nicole R is "normal"
nobody here (or on other blogs, or anywhere on Earth) calls Nicole R normal. even celeb ass-kissing mags say she's "dangerously thin" and "unhealthy".
nice try.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 05:03:58
From MeMe Roth..For the record... I was invited onto news shows to discuss child obesity and the American Idol show. I have only ever used the words "tragedy" or "nightmare" to describe America's child obesity epidemic, not a person, and not a performer on American Idol. Nor have I used the word "obese" to describe Jordin Sparks. Nor have I said her size should prevent her from winning. I only stand behind the statements I made, nothing scripted to introduce any interview.
National Action Against Obesity's mandate is to 1) Rid schools of Junk Food; 2) Eliminate "Fake Food" from the food supply that contributes to obesity and disease; 3) Eradicate Secondhand Obesity--obesity handed down from one generation to the next...or across the culture; Plus) Promote exercise across all ages.
I have said and will continue to say that Jordin Sparks is an amazing talent and effervescent personality. Her extra weight is a reflection of today's society and a culture where many of our children have compromised health due to unhealthful food choices and inactivity. What seems in comparison to morbid obesity to be "just a little extra weight" does indeed increase our children's odds significantly for diabetes, heart disease, etc...and even more so if someone is Latino, African American, Asian or Native American. We now are seeing high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and of course, type II diabetes, in our children at rates like never before.
The context of the comment about Jordin's imminent weight loss was aimed at unhealthful Hollywood handlers.
MeMe
By MeMe Roth, on May 25, 2007 10:58:26
"effervescent"?!?!!
So, you're basically calling her fat again. Bitch!
(note: please put this story at the top for the weekend, because I think we can just restart it right here!)
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 11:14:06
OK seriously, you're all tapped and make me so ashamed to be American. Yeah we get that obesity is unhealthy but all of you that are talking shit... your straight up hatred sounds like a bunch of JEALOUS banter to me. I only stumbled upon this website because I was shocked when someone told me that Meme Roth has some shit to say about this sweet girls who is not only talented but undeniably gorgeous.
P.s Man up and stop entering yourselves as anonymous
By Sarah, on May 25, 2007 11:22:24
After all, I enter myself as Sarah.
By Sarah's FUPA, on May 25, 2007 11:28:37
RANDALL, Sarah Randall from Springfield Mass. Want my address? telephone number?
By Sarah, on May 25, 2007 11:43:41
Hi Sarah! I'm Homer! I bet you like donuts! I like donuts too!
By Homer S., from Springfield, on May 25, 2007 12:29:29
Wrong Springfield DUMBASS, the Simpsons are from Springfield Illinois . Good try though.
By Sarah, on May 25, 2007 12:35:23
Whoops - minor mistake. I just learned that The Simpsons have always avoided saying what state their "Springfield" is in. Apparently everybody knows that. Sorry.
By Sarah's Ulcerated Anus, on May 25, 2007 12:40:36
I wasn't aware my "ulcerated anus" could type, although I must admit I am very proud.
By Sarah, on May 25, 2007 12:45:15
Not every criticism can be traced back to jealousy, dumb shit. Why would I be jealous of some no talent, line backer bitch? Your mother was wrong; the other kids at school made fun of you because they hated you, not because they were jealous.
By mutterhals, on May 25, 2007 13:15:03
just because she is not nicole richie does not make her fat. she is pretty.
i'd rather have an "overweight" amercian idol with talent than a stick with no talent.
there are too many stick thin celebrities who are praised for having zero talent and drug and alcohol problems.
apparently this chick thinks it is better to be a thin coke addict *cough*lindsay lohan*cough* than to be a few pounds overweight and talented.
By loretta, on May 26, 2007 22:15:42
how can you say that the obese problem is worse than the anorexia problem? do you know what anorexia is?
By loretta, on May 26, 2007 22:18:21
American Idol is a talent competition, and wieght should not be an issue. But it might play a part..... I thought that Melinda and LaKisha are even better singers than Jordin; maybe they were voted off earlier because of their weight...... Anyway, I think Jordin looks just fine and I think she should ignore this womans comments.
A few extra pounds are no health risk - I'm heavy myself and I'm never ill, no diabetes, perfectly normal blood pressure; and my skinny co-worker call in sick all the time....
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 08:35:49
i will find that blond lady and snap her bony ass in two.
jordan is beautiful- both men agreed she was healthy not fat..
skinny bitches who preach health should eat a sandwich or 2 because anorexia is a health concern too.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 14:07:47
jordin is fat? wtf? she's got a great body!
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 14:08:19
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:02:55
i bet you weigh 300 pounds you fucking ugly asshole.
why else would you trash a normal health girl? because she's pretty and you're a fug.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 14:09:56
i think jordin is beautiful. nothing like a girl with meat on her bones and great curves. jordin is a beautiful, thick girl.
By joe, on May 27, 2007 21:18:35
not everything is fat or stick thin. just because people criticize her weight, doesn't mean they ascribe to anorexic mindset. I didn't want to seethisgirl win simply b/c who cares? she doesnt have an edgeand she was born into a well off family.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 02:19:54
she's not fat. you guys are just helping anorexia along. if people are chunky then they're fat? well fuck you.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:29:14
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