Katie Holmes is Almost a Porn Star

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  1. SNORE TO THE WHORE. Good luck finding anything legally to sue for ya lameass. Get in your spaceship and leave.

    By chuggdog, on May 22, 2007 09:43:47

  2. I'm so happy she won't be in the new Batman movie.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 09:55:31

  3. Did Katie run into a troubadour in pic 2?

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 09:57:31

  4. They did make a cute baby. They'll prolly turn it psycho though.

    By Kacky, on May 22, 2007 10:02:07

  5. Doesn't that "Katee" chick look a bit like Juliette Lewis in that pic? It's the makeup and the pout, I think.

    By Vigilante, on May 22, 2007 10:38:01

  6. "This girl could wear a Katie Holmes mask and get gang banged on live television and it would only be about the third or fourth most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the last two years."

    EXTREMELY well said. I hate how the "Cruises" live in la-la land, especially when it comes to their reputations...face it fuckers, we all hate you both and think your lives are a joke. There have been a ton of things lately that make Katie look worse than this.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 11:25:44

  7. no, that Katee chick looks like a dude in that pic.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 11:27:05

  8. I AGREE WITH YOU ALL,WHAT IS SO FUNNY IS ALL OF YOU WILL SOON BE STUCK WITH HER NEW SIDEKICK,MRS BECKHAM.MOST OF US HERE IN THE UK DISLIKE HER AS MUCH AS YOU HATE THE POOR MRS CRUISE.MAYBE THEY BOTH WILL BE CAST IN MEN IN BLACK 3,IF EVER A ROLE SUITED A COUPLE OF MEDIA LOVING CLOTHES HORSE WHORES AS THESE TWO,WELL PERHAPS JACKO,BUT THAT IS ANOTHER FREAK SHOW FOR ANOTHER TIME!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 13:39:07

  9. Funny - Tom already has all the the John Holmes movies converted to DVD (so he can freeze-frame on the erection shots). Maybe he'll add the Katee Holmes DVD? No...probably not.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 14:03:53

  10. No wonder Katee's NBK.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 14:51:02

  11. She should be happy that someone is connecting her name to something positive ...

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 17:10:30

  12. Is it just me or is the porn "star" kind of ugly?

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 17:13:03

  13. "how were katie holmes tits?"

    "you remember the holocaust? yeah, the opposite of that"

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 18:30:21

  14. Yaah, shes a virgin. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 20:25:31

  15. The porn Katee is hideous, yuck.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 22:05:02

  16. Is she anorexic now? Yikes! Eat girl, eat! How do people get so skinny AFTER babies? It's like they have to prove a point or something.

    By Blondiegirl, on May 23, 2007 00:38:01

  17. In pornspeak, 18 years old means she's 30; virgin means she's been ridden hard.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 02:32:42

  18. anyone know what video she will be losing her "virginity" in. I owuld only rent it for a good laugh at her, lol

    By tony, on May 23, 2007 07:38:51

  19. Meh. She looks like all the rest of them -- whoreish. Katie Holmes' people shouldn't have even responded. This is going to be old news by, oh, 24 hours ago.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 07:53:55

  20. the porno whore looks all pissed guess she is mad that all she can do to "earn" a dollar is to fuck guys she don't know lol

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 09:01:32

  21. Wow! Porn Katee is fug and hitting the meth HARD. I wouldn't. Oh no, I definitely wouldn't.

    Much like Tom Cruise, I just can't seem to find myself sexually attracted to Katie Holmes. Which is surprising since there's nothing hotter than a plain jane with a scowl.

    By Dex, on May 23, 2007 12:32:22

  22. I'm so happy she won't be in the new Batman movie.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 12:55:31

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    Me too!!!!!!!! that means I CAN Go see it when it opens!!!

    By Leah, on May 23, 2007 18:21:37

  23. Katie Holmes is wearing a singleringer!
    That ring that indicates shes single!!!
    Is it a clue?

    By Suzana , on June 15, 2007 14:30:20

  24. katee holmes is so damn beautiful.

    By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 17:00:13

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