Why the hell would you wear a tank top with arms like that? The tight pants aren't helping anything either. She's one of those girls that probably buys all size 2 clothes and because, through some act of god, she manages to squeeze into them, thinks she is in fact a size 2. She looked better in the damn mumu.
I totally agree with Anon 2:42. She's got to be a butch lesbian. Overweight, feminist, badly-dressed chic that hasn't had a boyfriend or a date in ....forever! We'll all wake up one day and she'll be wearing a sleeveless flannel shirt and a mullet.
Amazing - picture #1 shows you the last thing a hot dog sees when Kelly's around. Check out the look on her face! I don't think she's gay or straight - she's weinersexual.
She was straight when she was cute (during her Idol days). Then she realized she was gay, and turned into a pig. Very seldom is it a loss for hetero guys (well, ok, except for Rosie...).
Ok, I'm trying to be completely serious here: what is it, exactly, that makes lesbians so turned on by fat? Is it some type of hormone or enzyme, or just self-loathing?
Ehh, I'd still fuck her given the chance, and I'd enjoy it, there is nothing wrong with a little chub IMO, I could probably stand to lose a few lbs myself.
That HUGE chick in the bikini that was in the photos with her some weeks back is a different story.
you know what..people like you giving her negative comments only makes you look like asses. SHe is a normal girl....pushing weight issues and making girls think it is not ok to be healthy or a little chubby is f*cking wrong. you cause 6th grade girls to be anorexic..do you assholes even look at statistics of female children now...3rd graders starving themsleves to uphold the image that people like you and the media push on them....GET A DAMN LIFE AND GO ENJOY A CHEESBURGER...LEAVE THE CHUBBY/OVERWEIGHT/CURVY/VULUPTUOUS AND ANY GIRL OVER A SIZE 6 (CAUSE TO BE MORE THAN THAT IS CONSIDERED OBESE) ALONE...degenerate assholes
If she had a decent rack nobody would notice how fucking fat she is. I don't suggest it for most people, but this bitch needs some fucking implants, stat!
Hey BRIDGET, i just looked at the statistics - 1/3 of kids that age are overweight, and half of those are heavy enough to be diagnosed as medically obese. The CDC calls it the epidemic of childhood obesity, and it's been all over the news for a couple of years now. Kids in high school are developing diabetes. We might not be able to fund Medicare coverage for this generation because of all the obesity-related illnesses they'll have, starting in early adulthood.
Why does she not dress to hide her fat, but instead to highlight it? It's like she's saying, "fuck all those who aren't blind! Look upon my jiggly arms and thunder thighs! See how small my breasts are compared to my body! Let me creep you out with my boulder-shaped head!"
"you know what..people like you giving her negative comments only makes you look like asses. SHe is a normal girl....pushing weight issues and making girls think it is not ok to be healthy or a little chubby is f*cking wrong. you cause 6th grade girls to be anorexic..do you assholes even look at statistics of female children now...3rd graders starving themsleves to uphold the image that people like you and the media push on them....GET A DAMN LIFE AND GO ENJOY A CHEESBURGER...LEAVE THE CHUBBY/OVERWEIGHT/CURVY/VULUPTUOUS AND ANY GIRL OVER A SIZE 6 (CAUSE TO BE MORE THAN THAT IS CONSIDERED OBESE) ALONE...degenerate assholes"
Does somebody happen to have a retard to English translator handy? I have no idea what that person just said.
Kelly says, listen to BRIDGET...those 6th graders are getting way too stringy, good only for jerky, not for pot roast...mmmmmm...pot roast...FEED THEM CORNMEAL NOW...and lay off all the criticism about my breasts, they're the perfect size for storing butter...mmmmm...hot buttered cornbread...with tender juicy pot roast...mmmmmm....
on the upside, she's both fat and sweaty, so that means she's got big pimples on her fat rolls. if you use a little imagine, it's like she's got several rows of tits. just don't suck too hard unless you're 100% sure it's an actual nipple.
The comments are absolutely hilarious. I'm sitting at the computer, laughing my head off and YES, I am definitely overweight, and I will still say Kelly needs to go on a diet, like...yesterday.
Kelly Clarkson writes and sings her own music. give her credit. She is really talented and doe snot have a Diva rep.
NOW, she is too pretty, and short to carry too much weight. She needs to stick to her diet and some simple excercsing like walking around th evenues, swimming at the venues or hotels. WHY? Becuase she is as good entertainer and give sit her all and it is hard to do that for 2 hours on stage with the extra weight, steaming lights, singing, talking, etc. She doe snot have to be a waif, aneroxia, but just shred 20 lbs.
all i have to say is "fuck you"... kelly doesn't care about what people have to say... she's the sweetest girl ever... she's and artist not a model and i'm sure you're all fat asses who just sit in front of the computer reading all day
Here, in an IDLYITW Exclusive, it's the only place you'll hear a Buffalo talk about doe snot. Not raggin' on you, 21:00, it's just a really funny typo.
And several other people rabidly defending someone they've never had the opportunity to share a second-hand breath with. 22:08, you really need to try to learn some better taunts. The whole "fat asses" thing is so grade school.
And Kelly is NOT an artist. She's a chick who won a televised Karaoke/Popularity Contest. Come back when she becomes a sculptor, a painter, a philanthropist, learns to play an instrument or when she ends world hunger. Then I'll concede.
Yeah, Kelly doesn't care about what you say! All she cares about are the 10 truck loads of food that follow her to every concert! She's a real singer! A real singer, who couldn't get a job before she went on a shitty game show watched by bovine America. Squeal piggies! Wait, you already are...
She is a mess. She's not horribly fat, and some people ARE naturally bigger, but she looks like someone who never gets any exercise at all and who drinks too much beer and pigs out. Bloated. Start an exercise regimen, Kelly.
She is just a large, shapeless cylinder. Such an odd body, so strangely unattractive. She looks like a coral snake that just swallowed a huge sack of potatoes.
Can we have a minimum of one Kelly post a week please? The hordes of fans eager to tell us how she's 'normal' is just too much to pass up.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 15:03:38
the average woman is a size 14 you fucking imbecile. no one said it was healthy, but it IS unfortunately normal...or are you not aware of the fact that america is the most overweight nation?
Holy shit, she's a blimp. Really, how hard is it to lose some freaking weight? Go on a diet, exercise a bit, and you look good. A half-retarded monkey could do it. She does have a pretty cute face, she's just needs someone to talk some sense into her. She's also one of the few AI singers who can really sing, so I kinda feel bad for her. But she does need professional help to help her overcome her problem. Whatever. Off to enjoy my big, fat, CHEESEBURGER. Oh, being in shape is great... you can pig out and still look good. Balance to your diet and a good amount of exercise are the key(s). :P
You brought another unpleasant thought to mind, Buffalo - what do you think she smells like "after 2 hours on stage with the extra weight, steaming lights, singing, talking, etc." with the little extra weight? Bet she doesn't get ALL the extra crevices, still has some sweat hiding in a roll here and there...
Ok, Kelly Clarkson is not a Mcdonalds girl like ya'll. She looks awsome and normal. What do you want dudes? Nobody is perfect in this world. She's just fine the way she is. You know what, GET A LIFE!!
kelly clarkson is absolutely beautiful. love a girl with meat on her bones and she has an amazingly plump juicy ass and nice soft tummy. she has the best ass i ever seen
she looks incredible sexy. i have no doubt the people making the most noise cant look down on there own bathroom scales and see what the numbers read as there mcdonalds bloated gut is in the way. please when you get as far as she did then you can talk. until then eat the peanuts dont throw them.
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Leave Your CommentAll she needs is a black hat and a pair of black glasses and she'd be The Hamburglar
By Deebo, on May 14, 2007 11:09:51
Too bad that shirt had sleeves before she exhaled.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:13:31
She kind of looks like Meat Loaf circa 1981.
By jayco, on May 14, 2007 11:16:33
Isn't that the infamous Mosh Pit Girl??
By joejoe, on May 14, 2007 11:18:32
Dear Kelly,
Tapered pants and sleeveless shirts make you look fatter.
Signed,
Everyone
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:20:02
A good plastic surgeon could make her a decent pair of tits out of that spare tire around her waist.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:20:02
MCDONALD'S - She's LUGGIN' it.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:22:19
Dear Kelly,
Fat arms, fat legs, fat neck, fat face, and a big big belly make you look fatter. Honestly, at this point it doesn't matter what you wear anymore.
Signed,
IDLYITW fans w/o seing eye dogs
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:22:50
Stripes???????????????
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:24:56
jesus christ, leave the girl alone!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:30:28
I don't understand why we should "leave" THIS "poor girl alone" but ragging on everyone else is okay. Be consistent or get out.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:34:40
She really needs to lose the weight if she wants to continue her career, Love kelly, but come on girl u getting fat and it is not attractive.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:35:51
I have never in my life seen someone have so many unflattering photos taken of her. It's getting to the point where it's not even funny anymore.
And yes, jayco, she does look like MeatLoaf. You took the words right outta my mouth.
By Vigilante, on May 14, 2007 11:38:21
Horizontal stripes!! No Kelly NO!!!!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:38:21
Why the hell would you wear a tank top with arms like that? The tight pants aren't helping anything either. She's one of those girls that probably buys all size 2 clothes and because, through some act of god, she manages to squeeze into them, thinks she is in fact a size 2. She looked better in the damn mumu.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:41:35
I'm sure this girl is a bull-dyke and she's going to "come out" some day.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:42:07
She seems to suffer from a severe case of T-Rex arms.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:43:27
I totally agree with Anon 2:42. She's got to be a butch lesbian. Overweight, feminist, badly-dressed chic that hasn't had a boyfriend or a date in ....forever! We'll all wake up one day and she'll be wearing a sleeveless flannel shirt and a mullet.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:48:03
she needs to get implants or something.. i always notice how small her boobs are in proportion to her body.. they are like AA's!!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:02:47
These Kelly posts are hilarious!
Can we have a minimum of one Kelly post a week please? The hordes of fans eager to tell us how she's 'normal' is just too much to pass up.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:03:38
Amazing - picture #1 shows you the last thing a hot dog sees when Kelly's around. Check out the look on her face! I don't think she's gay or straight - she's weinersexual.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:05:01
I didn't realize Rosie O'Donnell had a singing career.
By Carly, on May 14, 2007 12:05:59
She was straight when she was cute (during her Idol days). Then she realized she was gay, and turned into a pig. Very seldom is it a loss for hetero guys (well, ok, except for Rosie...).
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:16:15
Ok, I'm trying to be completely serious here: what is it, exactly, that makes lesbians so turned on by fat? Is it some type of hormone or enzyme, or just self-loathing?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:24:33
Kelly Osbourne is BACK BABY!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:31:25
Ehh, I'd still fuck her given the chance, and I'd enjoy it, there is nothing wrong with a little chub IMO, I could probably stand to lose a few lbs myself.
That HUGE chick in the bikini that was in the photos with her some weeks back is a different story.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:45:54
you know what..people like you giving her negative comments only makes you look like asses. SHe is a normal girl....pushing weight issues and making girls think it is not ok to be healthy or a little chubby is f*cking wrong. you cause 6th grade girls to be anorexic..do you assholes even look at statistics of female children now...3rd graders starving themsleves to uphold the image that people like you and the media push on them....GET A DAMN LIFE AND GO ENJOY A CHEESBURGER...LEAVE THE CHUBBY/OVERWEIGHT/CURVY/VULUPTUOUS AND ANY GIRL OVER A SIZE 6 (CAUSE TO BE MORE THAN THAT IS CONSIDERED OBESE) ALONE...degenerate assholes
By BRIDGET, on May 14, 2007 12:46:48
If she had a decent rack nobody would notice how fucking fat she is. I don't suggest it for most people, but this bitch needs some fucking implants, stat!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:49:08
She needs implants AND a pretty face. She's ugly, short, fat, and flat chested!
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:49:59
Hey BRIDGET, i just looked at the statistics - 1/3 of kids that age are overweight, and half of those are heavy enough to be diagnosed as medically obese. The CDC calls it the epidemic of childhood obesity, and it's been all over the news for a couple of years now. Kids in high school are developing diabetes. We might not be able to fund Medicare coverage for this generation because of all the obesity-related illnesses they'll have, starting in early adulthood.
What was your point again?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 12:58:05
Why does she not dress to hide her fat, but instead to highlight it? It's like she's saying, "fuck all those who aren't blind! Look upon my jiggly arms and thunder thighs! See how small my breasts are compared to my body! Let me creep you out with my boulder-shaped head!"
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:05:38
Bridget, she's too fuckin short to be carrying that much weight. She's not eating healthy, and needs a trainer STAT.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:05:53
"you know what..people like you giving her negative comments only makes you look like asses. SHe is a normal girl....pushing weight issues and making girls think it is not ok to be healthy or a little chubby is f*cking wrong. you cause 6th grade girls to be anorexic..do you assholes even look at statistics of female children now...3rd graders starving themsleves to uphold the image that people like you and the media push on them....GET A DAMN LIFE AND GO ENJOY A CHEESBURGER...LEAVE THE CHUBBY/OVERWEIGHT/CURVY/VULUPTUOUS AND ANY GIRL OVER A SIZE 6 (CAUSE TO BE MORE THAN THAT IS CONSIDERED OBESE) ALONE...degenerate assholes"
Does somebody happen to have a retard to English translator handy? I have no idea what that person just said.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:22:59
Kelly says, listen to BRIDGET...those 6th graders are getting way too stringy, good only for jerky, not for pot roast...mmmmmm...pot roast...FEED THEM CORNMEAL NOW...and lay off all the criticism about my breasts, they're the perfect size for storing butter...mmmmm...hot buttered cornbread...with tender juicy pot roast...mmmmmm....
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:40:38
on the upside, she's both fat and sweaty, so that means she's got big pimples on her fat rolls. if you use a little imagine, it's like she's got several rows of tits. just don't suck too hard unless you're 100% sure it's an actual nipple.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 13:53:45
The comments are absolutely hilarious. I'm sitting at the computer, laughing my head off and YES, I am definitely overweight, and I will still say Kelly needs to go on a diet, like...yesterday.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 14:22:07
When you said she is "tired" I thought you meant she was "tired from all the huffing and puffing she did to get into those skinny jeans"
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 14:31:19
Looks like she really knows how to moooooooooooooove on the stage.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 14:37:52
Who knows whether her next album will go gold or platinum, but Kelly herself is sure to win the blue ribbon this summer.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 14:41:06
Whew. Who picked out the horizontal stripes?
An ex-prison warden??
By Zen Wizard, on May 14, 2007 15:27:53
Anyone remember Petunia Pig?
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 16:25:30
Kelly Clarkson writes and sings her own music. give her credit. She is really talented and doe snot have a Diva rep.
NOW, she is too pretty, and short to carry too much weight. She needs to stick to her diet and some simple excercsing like walking around th evenues, swimming at the venues or hotels. WHY? Becuase she is as good entertainer and give sit her all and it is hard to do that for 2 hours on stage with the extra weight, steaming lights, singing, talking, etc. She doe snot have to be a waif, aneroxia, but just shred 20 lbs.
By buffalo, on May 14, 2007 18:00:48
all i have to say is "fuck you"... kelly doesn't care about what people have to say... she's the sweetest girl ever... she's and artist not a model and i'm sure you're all fat asses who just sit in front of the computer reading all day
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 19:08:36
You know how guys sometimes torture the ones they love. Todd — are you secretly in love with Kelly Clarkson?
Pajiba
Is ownd or pwnd? I can never remember
By conexus, on May 15, 2007 00:13:43
"Kelly Clarkson writes and sings her own music. give her credit."
She's a fucking TV karaoke contest winner and doesn't know shit about making music. Credit when credit is due!
By die Krautsalaten, on May 15, 2007 00:43:04
Here, in an IDLYITW Exclusive, it's the only place you'll hear a Buffalo talk about doe snot. Not raggin' on you, 21:00, it's just a really funny typo.
And several other people rabidly defending someone they've never had the opportunity to share a second-hand breath with. 22:08, you really need to try to learn some better taunts. The whole "fat asses" thing is so grade school.
And Kelly is NOT an artist. She's a chick who won a televised Karaoke/Popularity Contest. Come back when she becomes a sculptor, a painter, a philanthropist, learns to play an instrument or when she ends world hunger. Then I'll concede.
By Vigilante, on May 15, 2007 05:51:40
Yeah, Kelly doesn't care about what you say! All she cares about are the 10 truck loads of food that follow her to every concert! She's a real singer! A real singer, who couldn't get a job before she went on a shitty game show watched by bovine America. Squeal piggies! Wait, you already are...
By mutterhals, on May 15, 2007 06:28:17
She is a mess. She's not horribly fat, and some people ARE naturally bigger, but she looks like someone who never gets any exercise at all and who drinks too much beer and pigs out. Bloated. Start an exercise regimen, Kelly.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 06:50:59
She is just a large, shapeless cylinder. Such an odd body, so strangely unattractive. She looks like a coral snake that just swallowed a huge sack of potatoes.
By J-Bird, on May 15, 2007 07:35:48
We agree. Kelly is very talented in her own domain. We should know.
Sincerely,
Knife & Fork
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 07:57:59
She's taking some baaaaad fashion advice *or* she likes looking hideously plump and unattractive. Or both.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 08:42:25
Anyone think she's starting to look like Kelly Osbourne?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 09:27:12
These Kelly posts are hilarious!
Can we have a minimum of one Kelly post a week please? The hordes of fans eager to tell us how she's 'normal' is just too much to pass up.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 15:03:38
the average woman is a size 14 you fucking imbecile. no one said it was healthy, but it IS unfortunately normal...or are you not aware of the fact that america is the most overweight nation?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:04:31
Anyone think she's starting to look like Kelly Osbourne?
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 12:27:12
uh, yeah.....the last person who said it must have noticed
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:05:11
hi kelly
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:08:51
Holy shit, she's a blimp. Really, how hard is it to lose some freaking weight? Go on a diet, exercise a bit, and you look good. A half-retarded monkey could do it. She does have a pretty cute face, she's just needs someone to talk some sense into her. She's also one of the few AI singers who can really sing, so I kinda feel bad for her. But she does need professional help to help her overcome her problem. Whatever. Off to enjoy my big, fat, CHEESEBURGER. Oh, being in shape is great... you can pig out and still look good. Balance to your diet and a good amount of exercise are the key(s). :P
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 10:26:00
you know what though? she was GORGEOUS in the since you've been gone video
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 11:19:11
You brought another unpleasant thought to mind, Buffalo - what do you think she smells like "after 2 hours on stage with the extra weight, steaming lights, singing, talking, etc."
with the little extra weight? Bet she doesn't get ALL the extra crevices, still has some sweat hiding in a roll here and there...
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 15:02:43
Why in world would she wear horizontal stripes?! That is not appealing on her at all.... LMAO @ Deebo! You are right, she could be the Hamburgular!
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 21:36:47
Ok, Kelly Clarkson is not a Mcdonalds girl like ya'll. She looks awsome and normal. What do you want dudes? Nobody is perfect in this world. She's just fine the way she is. You know what, GET A LIFE!!
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 23:23:49
UGH. SHE IS NOT OBESE YOU LOSERS!
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 23:24:39
kelly clarkson is absolutely beautiful. love a girl with meat on her bones and she has an amazingly plump juicy ass and nice soft tummy. she has the best ass i ever seen
By joe, on May 27, 2007 07:25:39
she looks incredible sexy. i have no doubt the people making the most noise cant look down on there own bathroom scales and see what the numbers read as there mcdonalds bloated gut is in the way. please when you get as far as she did then you can talk. until then eat the peanuts dont throw them.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 01:29:57
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