I can just smelly the fatties running to their computer with more "she looks just like any regular girl" just with about 4 inches shorter and 40 lbs heavier.
Compared to previous looks, she doesn't look that bad. She just needs to LOSE WEIGHT!! I don't know how she could let herself go like that, just a couple of years ago at the VMA's in Miami she was in great shape and performed.
I agree with Tood, her stylists hate her. Dress makes her look stumpy. Shoes make her ankles look thick. Hair doesn't suit her facial shape. The hairstyle is dumb anyways, reminds me of that weird style Hillary Duff was wearing for a while. And the eye makeup sucks bull donkey.
I wonder if her stylist is one of those kinds of girls who tells you that you look FABULOUS when you really look like shit. The kind that never wants you to look better than her. That would explain a lot.
She's a well-dressed Porky Pig. We'd all be better off if someone would baste her in butter, and stuff an apple in that mouth. Her arms are huge. And I cannot even imagine what she would look like WITHOUT MAKEUP - yikes!!!
her knees look like they're gonna collapse pretty soon. kelly is disgusting fat pig. sometimes people gain a lil bit of weight but this is outrageous. she should be ashamed of herself. gluttonist pig.
If she's not going to lose weight, she needs to get implants. There's really no fixing the problem of being very short, very pear-shaped, and having very small breasts that don't get much bigger even when you double your size. She's got a matronly figure already. The guys who say "I'd hit it" to these pics are probably planning to slip mom the sausage on Sunday.
Oompah Loompah!! That is so freakin' perfect! Hilarious! Look people, it doesn't matter if she's fat (she is), what matters is that she looks like a boy. An ugly boy. An ugly boy oompah loompah. An ugly boy oompah loompah who looks more like Violet Beauregarde every time she's posted here. Hey, Vi, how's that 3-course-meal gum?
Oh, be nice. She might not be the most attractive person in Hollywood, but she is a normal person. You never hear anything negative about her. She is not stumbling drunk out of bars every night. She is not flashing her coo-chie for all the world to see. She is not beating up the paparazzi. She can actually sing! Lay off the girl. At least she is a decent human being!
She dont deserve this abuse.....she was never a looker, she is nice and has a great voice. She's not a slut or coke whore. She has her same friends she always has. Does not go party all the time. She even write her own music, so she's not perfect. must be a slow scum day.
Not a fan particularly, but I gotta say I caught her on Letterman last week and she was dressed in black with her hair straight which was flattering, and she did what I guess was her new song and it wasn't half bad at all. It was a rocking song and she her clothes were in the rocker vein. She should stick with whomever did her wardrobe and hair that night for sure.
gimmie a break you fuckers, she's a thick girl. i know, i know she's a celeb and therefore deserves it, right?
please check all that apply and post your comment again, including your selections below: a) i have love handles and/or kankles. b) i have a small dick and/or i take big-dick pills. c) my tits are small, misshapen and/or flappy. d) i'm stupid. e) i'm a whore. f) i'm a coke and/or meth whore. g) other:________________________.
She is not fat. She's no Nicole Richie, and let's be thankful for that! Please, people. Calling her a "disgusting pig" or "fat ass porker bitch" is completely horrible and she has done nothing to deserve it! That is just being mean for the sake of being mean.
gimmie a break you fuckers, she's a thick girl. i know, i know she's a celeb and therefore deserves it, right?
please check all that apply and post your comment again, including your selections below: a) i have love handles and/or kankles. b) i have a small dick and/or i take big-dick pills. c) my tits are small, misshapen and/or flappy. d) i'm stupid. e) i'm a whore. f) i'm a coke and/or meth whore. g) other:________________________.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 14:50:31
totally agre with this one- you're all probably disgusting looking. give the girl a break- she looks better than you do.
"give the girl a break- she looks better than you do."
honestly...just say you like her and like her music, and leave it at that. she's a down-syndrome-lookin' piggirl. lots and lots (and lots) of girls look a whole lot better than she does.
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Leave Your CommentI'll give you the hair, but I actually think the dress is kinda cute. Shows skin without being overtly slutty.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:14:57
I hate that hairstyle on all the chicks that have worn it recently. I guess it's just in style right now. Either way, oompa-loompa or not I'd hit it.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:15:19
She shouldn't be wearing anything sleeveless with those pillow arms.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:20:45
She looks like Jimmy Kimmel. Has anybody ever seen them in the same room?
By x24, on May 11, 2007 12:32:32
god she's such a fucking lard ass.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:38:44
someone needs to handcuff that girl to a treadmill
By BA, on May 11, 2007 12:39:55
She does look like Jimmy Kimmel. How funny.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:49:12
I can just smelly the fatties running to their computer with more "she looks just like any regular girl" just with about 4 inches shorter and 40 lbs heavier.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:55:13
FATTAS PORKER BITCH..NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!
By ALEX B, on May 11, 2007 12:55:33
I think she looks awesome.
I love her hair, the dress is nice and her shoes are cute (if not a size or two too small for her feet).
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:02:16
Compared to previous looks, she doesn't look that bad. She just needs to LOSE WEIGHT!! I don't know how she could let herself go like that, just a couple of years ago at the VMA's in Miami she was in great shape and performed.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:15:28
I agree with Tood, her stylists hate her. Dress makes her look stumpy. Shoes make her ankles look thick. Hair doesn't suit her facial shape. The hairstyle is dumb anyways, reminds me of that weird style Hillary Duff was wearing for a while. And the eye makeup sucks bull donkey.
I wonder if her stylist is one of those kinds of girls who tells you that you look FABULOUS when you really look like shit. The kind that never wants you to look better than her. That would explain a lot.
By Vigilante, on May 11, 2007 13:28:18
ugh her legs!
By Dani, on May 11, 2007 13:34:29
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS? EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:42:37
I'm glad to see moo moos come in shorter sizes.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:45:17
Worst Hair EVER.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:58:41
She's a well-dressed Porky Pig. We'd all be better off if someone would baste her in butter, and stuff an apple in that mouth. Her arms are huge. And I cannot even imagine what she would look like WITHOUT MAKEUP - yikes!!!
By Godfather, on May 11, 2007 14:06:43
Who has pockets in a dress? Fat people to keep their snacks in.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 14:17:14
her knees look like they're gonna collapse pretty soon. kelly is disgusting fat pig. sometimes people gain a lil bit of weight but this is outrageous. she should be ashamed of herself. gluttonist pig.
By prettyboy, on May 11, 2007 14:22:23
If she's not going to lose weight, she needs to get implants. There's really no fixing the problem of being very short, very pear-shaped, and having very small breasts that don't get much bigger even when you double your size. She's got a matronly figure already. The guys who say "I'd hit it" to these pics are probably planning to slip mom the sausage on Sunday.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 14:27:01
Oompah Loompah!! That is so freakin' perfect! Hilarious! Look people, it doesn't matter if she's fat (she is), what matters is that she looks like a boy. An ugly boy. An ugly boy oompah loompah. An ugly boy oompah loompah who looks more like Violet Beauregarde every time she's posted here. Hey, Vi, how's that 3-course-meal gum?
By St. Augustine, on May 11, 2007 14:51:57
Christ save us all, she's wearing one of those awful dresses with pockets.
That's where she keeps her cupcakes.
By Smeared, on May 11, 2007 15:07:13
I cannot believe the comments here have been "approved by the moderator."
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 15:25:27
Oh, be nice. She might not be the most attractive person in Hollywood, but she is a normal person. You never hear anything negative about her. She is not stumbling drunk out of bars every night. She is not flashing her coo-chie for all the world to see. She is not beating up the paparazzi. She can actually sing! Lay off the girl. At least she is a decent human being!
By Oh, be nice!, on May 11, 2007 16:50:47
gwen stefani called: she wants her hairstyle back.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 16:54:43
She needs to lose weigh but I see nothing wrong with the style ... what do you people expect from the stylist .. a miracle?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 16:54:47
damn. feel free to mix in a salad, Kells.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 11, 2007 18:03:25
Her ribcage not showing doesn't mean she's fat. Woman that look like walking skeletons don't look good.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 18:08:36
I love how no one even gives a shit she's in the room.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 18:47:25
She dont deserve this abuse.....she was never a looker, she is nice and has a great voice. She's not a slut or coke whore. She has her same friends she always has. Does not go party all the time. She even write her own music, so she's not perfect. must be a slow scum day.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 20:36:00
Not a fan particularly, but I gotta say I caught her on Letterman last week and she was dressed in black with her hair straight which was flattering, and she did what I guess was her new song and it wasn't half bad at all. It was a rocking song and she her clothes were in the rocker vein. She should stick with whomever did her wardrobe and hair that night for sure.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 05:47:26
is she REALLY that fat? or is it because we're so used to the 50 pound starlets running around??
By dano, on May 12, 2007 08:24:22
Fat, and now old, and tired looking.
I think even the herd of hippos will stay in their muddy waterhole on this one.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 11:45:32
gimmie a break you fuckers, she's a thick girl. i know, i know she's a celeb and therefore deserves it, right?
please check all that apply and post your comment again, including your selections below:
a) i have love handles and/or kankles.
b) i have a small dick and/or i take big-dick pills.
c) my tits are small, misshapen and/or flappy.
d) i'm stupid.
e) i'm a whore.
f) i'm a coke and/or meth whore.
g) other:________________________.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 11:50:31
pic 1: Looks like a cheap Mandy Moore knockoff.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070115/monday/mandy_moore.jpg
pic 3: Accentuates her chicken legs. I am sure she doesn't wear corduroys because she can't stand the heat from the friction.
pics 2, 4, 5 & 6: Proof she should be viewed from a distance, in the dark while drunk and desperate.
And her music sucks (though really good at karaoke, apparently).
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 15:31:27
"is she REALLY that fat? or is it because we're so used to the 50 pound starlets running around??"
By dano, on May 12, 2007 11:24:22
She's REALLY that fat because she's running around with the equivalent of an extra 50 pound starlet.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 19:00:59
She is not fat. She's no Nicole Richie, and let's be thankful for that! Please, people. Calling her a "disgusting pig" or "fat ass porker bitch" is completely horrible and she has done nothing to deserve it! That is just being mean for the sake of being mean.
By Gebbs, on May 12, 2007 19:05:29
"You never hear anything negative about her. She is not stumbling drunk out of bars every night ..."
You're right, she's just out toilet papering Amy Lee's house. I'm sorry, but she's no saint, she won a dumbass fake music contest and that's it.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2007 13:32:27
2 words...troll piggy
By william s rhyde, on May 13, 2007 14:08:27
Uhhh, no. She's a fat pig. And has wrinkles now to boot.
Next.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2007 17:23:50
I think she looks cute...
By anonymous, on May 13, 2007 20:27:59
gimmie a break you fuckers, she's a thick girl. i know, i know she's a celeb and therefore deserves it, right?
please check all that apply and post your comment again, including your selections below:
a) i have love handles and/or kankles.
b) i have a small dick and/or i take big-dick pills.
c) my tits are small, misshapen and/or flappy.
d) i'm stupid.
e) i'm a whore.
f) i'm a coke and/or meth whore.
g) other:________________________.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 14:50:31
totally agre with this one- you're all probably disgusting looking. give the girl a break- she looks better than you do.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 05:27:06
"give the girl a break- she looks better than you do."
honestly...just say you like her and like her music, and leave it at that. she's a down-syndrome-lookin' piggirl. lots and lots (and lots) of girls look a whole lot better than she does.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 08:46:28
I saw Kelly at Ivy the other day with her date, Porky Pig.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 16:38:04
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