proving that all you have to do to make it in hollywood is get naked. she was nothing until she flashed her bush. she wouldn't have ever met or married the queer without flashing her snatch.
The bikini is not only an ugly color, it doesn't even fit her. She's in OK shape, I guess ... well, compared to Sharon Stone. So she should be able to find something that at least fits.
The bikini is the wrong color for her skin tone but I think her body looks pretty good. Im not gonna judge her in comparison to 25 year olds but in comparison to women her age thats given birth to two kids, I dont think it gets much better than her but thats just my opinion.
She looks ok, but she does show the wear and tear of all the stress involved in keeping her facial expression steady when she tastes another guy's ass on her husband's cock.
WATCH the movie TWINS with Arnold and that little dude whats his face ,she was in that movie, that was the last time she was hot after that she went downhill
She's half hot Milf but that man-gut with the horizontal bellybutton kills the heat. The butt looks awful soft and saggy too. Breasts are still real and rockin though.
She is built like a man in her mid section. Six pack abs are not pretty on a woman. Let a man look like a man. I don't want to run my fingers and tongue down ripped abs. I'll feel gay.
To J. Travolita 18:14:33 way would you say she has a smelly vag? Because she is over forty or waht I hate fucken men like you or maybe your a fag who likes smelly man ass.
IN EUROPE, fat people can galavant around naked in the street.
IN EUROPE, Kelly Clarkson or Kelly Preston or Kelly Leek or Kelly Kapowski can weigh 300 pounds, and we will still lick their assholes.
IN EUROPE, when we take 5 hour naps during the day, we dream about Kelly Preston's gunt folds, and then jack-off to David Hasselhoff's shit-encrusted ass-pubes.
IN EUROPE, when we take our semi-annual shower, we stick our thumbs up our ass and pray to Allah while smoking cigarettes.
IN EUROPE, when we brush our teeth once per week, we let our hairy roommates wipe our dirty asses with soccer jerseys.
IN EUROPE, we read up on American pop culture 24 hours a day, but always sum up the keyboard-courage to rip America and their politics, even though we are uninformed lazy retards.
Wow. Her inner thigh muscles (or whatever they're called) are mighty developed. I guess she works them out so that it feels more like a twink's tight anus when Vinnie Queererino fucks her once a year for the church of L Ron.
That's all you do have to do to make it in Hollywood. And she is gross, she slept with half of the town til she latched on to the very, very rich Travolta. You know that's why she stays. Poor Jett. What a mixed up family to be born into. And then, his parents have all of the money in the world to get him the help he needs but the cult of L Ron is where they focus instead. Screwed up.
~ Please tell me you're gay, Todd. Cos those are some of funniest, bitchiest comments I've ever read anywhere. I'm fearing for my sense of humor and choices in personal grooming. Really, I just want you to keep your hands off Jenny.
What happens to kids of celebrity parents who refuse to follow $cientology? Do the parents cut off all ties with them? Maybe the Ravoltas have done that with their son because he really isn't talking as a protest against their pseudo-religion.
Kelly did that to her other son. I think these 2 should be in jail, but John would probably enjoy that too much.
Damn that was a great scene in "Michief".Kelly was gorgeous then and still is today.You gotta get noticed some how.What better way then show your goods,especially as hot as Kelly is.Lots of other actress did the same thing.Kelly's not the first.
well, there WAS a swingers party in their neighborhood this past weekend but I couldn't get the host to invite them. Oh well. Would have been fun to get it on with both of them!!!
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Leave Your Commentproving that all you have to do to make it in hollywood is get naked. she was nothing until she flashed her bush. she wouldn't have ever met or married the queer without flashing her snatch.
see also: Sharon Stone
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:09:52
I know she looks great for her age and 2 kids and all that but...the butt. It's like 2 bulldog jowls were attached to her tailbone.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:21:41
How long did she have to shop to find the single most hideous bikini ever made?
I mean what is that color... Poop chute brown?
Ah... That makes sense. Must have been John who picked it out.
By JakeLeg, on May 25, 2007 13:27:57
Looks like she's pile driving some poor kid there in the water. Psycho.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:31:32
The bikini is not only an ugly color, it doesn't even fit her. She's in OK shape, I guess ... well, compared to Sharon Stone. So she should be able to find something that at least fits.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:35:19
"Looks like she's pile driving some poor kid there in the water. Psycho."
LMFAO! :D
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:40:18
The bikini is the wrong color for her skin tone but I think her body looks pretty good. Im not gonna judge her in comparison to 25 year olds but in comparison to women her age thats given birth to two kids, I dont think it gets much better than her but thats just my opinion.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:51:55
Yeah, that fat autistic one that she hates was probably hard to give birth to.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 13:52:48
She'd make a great surfboard.
tamiki
By tamiki, on May 25, 2007 13:54:50
autism is cool.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 25, 2007 13:57:54
I'm quite pleased to hear that she's generally considered to be less-than ideal, as she's still plenty hot enough for me, thanks.
Kelly, if you're reading this, give me a call. If my wife answers tell her she's fired.
By Damo, on May 25, 2007 13:59:25
My ex husband used to pull that shit, take his kids to the beach and leave my autistic one with a sitter. Note that he's my EX.
By Kacky, on May 25, 2007 14:22:26
She looks ok, but she does show the wear and tear of all the stress involved in keeping her facial expression steady when she tastes another guy's ass on her husband's cock.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 14:41:49
WATCH the movie TWINS with Arnold and that little dude whats his face ,she was in that movie, that was the last time she was hot after that she went downhill
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 15:09:46
I'd fuck her.
Just kidding, no I wouldn't. In her icky smelly vag??? No way jose.
I said, Jose! JOSE! C'mere and let me taste that wonderful manus (=man anus; Ed.) one more time!
By J. Travolta, on May 25, 2007 15:14:33
yeahhh, that's great.
Funny, now for some reason I'm feeling like making an IHOP run, kids. Anyone else want some?
By gap-tastic!, on May 25, 2007 15:22:12
She's half hot Milf but that man-gut with the horizontal bellybutton kills the heat. The butt looks awful soft and saggy too. Breasts are still real and rockin though.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 15:27:54
She is built like a man in her mid section. Six pack abs are not pretty on a woman. Let a man look like a man. I don't want to run my fingers and tongue down ripped abs. I'll feel gay.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 15:48:37
To J. Travolita 18:14:33 way would you say she has a smelly vag? Because she is over forty or waht I hate fucken men like you or maybe your a fag who likes smelly man ass.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 15:54:50
I would like everyone here to paste a photo of themselves in a bikini or bathing suit. C'mon, let's see...
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 16:05:56
Not bad for the 40+ division.
I'd fuck that in a second. She's probably dying for some cock, considering she's maried to the biggest queer in LA.
By J-Bird, on May 25, 2007 16:59:12
IN EUROPE, fat people can galavant around naked in the street.
IN EUROPE, Kelly Clarkson or Kelly Preston or Kelly Leek or Kelly Kapowski can weigh 300 pounds, and we will still lick their assholes.
IN EUROPE, when we take 5 hour naps during the day, we dream about Kelly Preston's gunt folds, and then jack-off to David Hasselhoff's shit-encrusted ass-pubes.
IN EUROPE, when we take our semi-annual shower, we stick our thumbs up our ass and pray to Allah while smoking cigarettes.
IN EUROPE, when we brush our teeth once per week, we let our hairy roommates wipe our dirty asses with soccer jerseys.
IN EUROPE, we read up on American pop culture 24 hours a day, but always sum up the keyboard-courage to rip America and their politics, even though we are uninformed lazy retards.
Yay Europe!!!
By Sven, on May 25, 2007 17:19:31
She looks pretty good to me...
By T in the OC, on May 25, 2007 17:35:45
scienos don't need to school their kids or be 'parents'. all they need to do is raise more scienos.
http://www.xenu.net/archive/HCOB/FU-HCOB-610921.html
no wonder jett is fucked in the head.
By livvie, on May 25, 2007 17:36:22
16:57:54, Autism's not cool, but people with autism are!
By Kacky, on May 25, 2007 18:32:39
Wow. Her inner thigh muscles (or whatever they're called) are mighty developed. I guess she works them out so that it feels more like a twink's tight anus when Vinnie Queererino fucks her once a year for the church of L Ron.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 19:21:25
I think she looks just fine for an older chic. Her body isnt bad.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 19:31:57
She is the beard scientology assigned to Travolta and that is all she will ever be know for.
By die Krautsalaten, on May 26, 2007 00:33:24
Sven, you gave yourself away as a North American when you referred to 'football' as 'soccer,' nevertheless, that was some hilarious stuff you wrote.
By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 01:09:48
KELLY KAPOWSKI!! LMAO
By Zack Morris, on May 26, 2007 01:10:40
That's all you do have to do to make it in Hollywood. And she is gross, she slept with half of the town til she latched on to the very, very rich Travolta. You know that's why she stays. Poor Jett. What a mixed up family to be born into. And then, his parents have all of the money in the world to get him the help he needs but the cult of L Ron is where they focus instead. Screwed up.
By paris has herpes, on May 26, 2007 06:00:13
~ Please tell me you're gay, Todd. Cos those are some of funniest, bitchiest comments I've ever read anywhere.
I'm fearing for my sense of humor and choices in personal grooming. Really, I just want you to keep your hands off Jenny.
By Avatar, on May 26, 2007 06:33:30
What happens to kids of celebrity parents who refuse to follow $cientology? Do the parents cut off all ties with them? Maybe the Ravoltas have done that with their son because he really isn't talking as a protest against their pseudo-religion.
Kelly did that to her other son. I think these 2 should be in jail, but John would probably enjoy that too much.
By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 14:05:55
Makes you wonder where this irresponsible mother/cult follower would be if she had married Charlie Sheen in the 80s. The lesser of two evils, no?
By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 14:07:13
anon 18:54:50
Woah dude, RELAX - read J. Travolta's comment again, while keeping in mind he signed it J. TRAVOLTA.
Should (hopefully) clear things up
PS - J. Travolta - LMFAO LOL ;)
By jenner, on May 26, 2007 17:08:35
LINDSAY GOT A DUI!!! I cannot wait for your post on that. It will be like the best day ever for IDLYITW. lol.
By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 22:11:40
She's still very good looking...just chose the worng bikini, but looks great still.
By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 22:51:49
I think she looks good. But what is she doing in that one? Drowning someone?
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 02:49:43
Damn that was a great scene in "Michief".Kelly was gorgeous then and still is today.You gotta get noticed some how.What better way then show your goods,especially as hot as Kelly is.Lots of other actress did the same thing.Kelly's not the first.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 05:48:31
I would like everyone here to paste a photo of themselves in a bikini or bathing suit. C'mon, let's see...
By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 19:05:56
this is so true. it's easy to insult someone when you're not the one being criticized but i bet she looks a hell of lot better than any of you!
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 10:52:35
i'm shocked at how cellulite free she is.
By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 18:36:20
What other son? I thought she only had 2 kids.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 08:12:44
Not bad for a 40 something with a couple of kids. I would love to do her.
By Greg, on May 28, 2007 14:59:58
well, there WAS a swingers party in their neighborhood this past weekend but I couldn't get the host to invite them. Oh well. Would have been fun to get it on with both of them!!!
By anonymous, on May 29, 2007 16:51:50
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