Dumb cunt is self-destructing. Maybe some bad genes, but mostly, I'd say, it's her lifestyle. She's only 20 now. At 25, she'll look 35. Just like Sienna Miller.
So she's an attention whore. So what. She's young, got famous early, has crazy useless worthless parents - what do expect to happen under these conditions? A much worse attention whore is somebody like Ann Coulter. Let's all make sure plenty of bullets go into her head before looking around for Lindsay.
It's better for this cunt to just fade away. If she were killed, then Hollywood would keep her alive through documentaries and conspiracy books. We'd be watching "E! television specials" about her for the next 20 years.
Those freakin' poses would show up in artwork like some contemporary Marilyn Monroe. It's better that she just become a junkie and rot into obscurity.
That way, in 20 years, people would say "Do you remember that Lindsay-girl from those Disney movies?"
And the reply would be: "Yeah, I think she's a fat junkie who lives in Utah now. Or she may be dead...who knows? Let's check IMDB!"
Why in EVERY picture do these dumb bimbos have their hand on their hip? I'm sure it's supposed to create a good silhouette or something, but seriously...FIND A NEW POSE! And blowing lemon-faced "kisses" doesn't count.
19 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThat "blowing kisses" face makes me want to strangle things. Namely her.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:46:50
wow she's looking REALLY good these days!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:48:31
Bloated freckled coke whore. 13:46, I want to tear her head off every time she does that stupid fucking pose.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:52:20
Dumb cunt is self-destructing. Maybe some bad genes, but mostly, I'd say, it's her lifestyle. She's only 20 now. At 25, she'll look 35. Just like Sienna Miller.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:58:19
DMV should take the cabby's license away.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:58:33
i'd still like to give her some of my nutter butter...
By squirrely the chipmunk, on May 10, 2007 11:31:45
So she's an attention whore. So what. She's young, got famous early, has crazy useless worthless parents - what do expect to happen under these conditions? A much worse attention whore is somebody like Ann Coulter. Let's all make sure plenty of bullets go into her head before looking around for Lindsay.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:54:38
Gee Linds...don't look TOO happy to be at the premier of your movie. It's not like that's what pays for all your coke and booze or anything.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:55:26
I wonder if she did get banged by Jude Law last weekend.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:18:21
For the first time i can say that she looks halfway decent in those pictures but i still wish that cab would of hit her.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:19:33
Thank God she didn't get hit! Who would I occupy my extra time making fun of if she bit the big one?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:27:13
If anybody wants a preview of Lindsay in 10 years, please see the Melanie Griffith post below. That is all.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:32:09
It's better for this cunt to just fade away. If she were killed, then Hollywood would keep her alive through documentaries and conspiracy books. We'd be watching "E! television specials" about her for the next 20 years.
Those freakin' poses would show up in artwork like some contemporary Marilyn Monroe. It's better that she just become a junkie and rot into obscurity.
That way, in 20 years, people would say "Do you remember that Lindsay-girl from those Disney movies?"
And the reply would be: "Yeah, I think she's a fat junkie who lives in Utah now. Or she may be dead...who knows? Let's check IMDB!"
By IMDB Man, on May 10, 2007 13:04:03
Co-caine, runnin' all 'round my vein.
By JB, on May 10, 2007 13:40:19
Todd, how many times do I have to tell ya? It's not "Bible Ghost", it's "Holy Spirit"! Get it right for once!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:49:09
Ha! Bible Ghost! That was awesome!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:54:18
Todd, how many times do I have to tell ya? It's not "Bible Ghost", it's "Holy Spirit"! Get it right for once!
That wasn't even close to funny.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 14:05:47
Why in EVERY picture do these dumb bimbos have their hand on their hip? I'm sure it's supposed to create a good silhouette or something, but seriously...FIND A NEW POSE! And blowing lemon-faced "kisses" doesn't count.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 16:12:32
STOP blowing kisses you stupid skank you look like a tree branch went up your ass and you are going eeeeeeemmmmmmmmwwwwaaaa stupid slut
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 00:38:42
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