81 Comments:

• Oh, this is going to be hilarious.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 01:11:53

• This is why the mercedes-benz dealership shouldn't sell the mens' cars to women, particularly this cokehead.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 01:13:08

• If you can afford that car you can afford a cab ride CUNT!

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 01:19:59

• Calum Best is a coke dealer and he dumped Lindsay Lohan. He only fucked her to get famous and tells everyone she is a fuckin nasty skank. He laughed his ass off when the tabs said he said she's hot in bed. She's a sloppy cunt! lmao :-D

  By beverly hill billy, on May 27, 2007 01:35:22

• If we're lucky, she'll be in jail for her birthday...but we aren't lucky. I hate famous people.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 01:45:37

• Oh, this is going to be hilarious. [2]
  
  VERY HILARIOUS. And I hope the bitch gets punished, we pay the same taxes than this fug cokehead, so why she should have an special treatment? I am pretty sure that if I was in her place - or any not famous John Doe - I would be in jail or in a big trouble right now.

  By ANNELISE?, on May 27, 2007 02:18:57

• So many possibilities can happen when that Mercedes was left on the crash. If no one was looking you could've dropped in like a dead body (or something else) in the car and frame her, or you probably jacked it if she was dumb enough to leave the keys inside.

  By Chief Wiggum, on May 27, 2007 03:03:32

• And it's not like IDLYITW hasn't been calling this one for two or three months now... I mean, we had "news" on vodka sponsorship, fits in hotel lobbies, fights for boy toys and all her stupid behaviour.
  
  Now what? Let's start calling for a death later deemed as "premature" for this fantastic girl/actress/example of healthy youth?
  
  I say bury it alive during a self-induced coma and nobody will ever notice.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 03:14:38

• 6:14, not to mention one or two white noses and the usual flashing of whatever body parts she pleases.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 03:17:05

• I'm waiting for the usual celebutards to come out of the woodwork and say Lindsay hasn't been treated differently because of her wealth and fame like they did for Paris. Also, watch on the news tonight and watch E saying this was a "tragic accident" .. and this young "talented starlet" is being misjudged ...
  
  Oh, and 4:13, shut the fuck up with sexist dumbass.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 05:38:49

• Dear LiLo, please kill yourself and be done with it. Then, I will only have to endure a week of tributes to your too-brief life, instead of daily updates on how you suck shit.

  By Stay Chisel, on May 27, 2007 07:09:11

• Agreed, She should be sitting in jail facing more charges like everyone else. I hate spoiled brats.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 07:37:09

• this bitch should just go to jail for good, fuck famous people and how they can get away with shit and you know whats coming next..shes gonna go to rehab for a 2 day vacation then say thigns like "shes reborn" and be back in the limelight..fuck lindsay lohan

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 07:48:07

• What the hell is wrong with the LAPD??? the dumb cokehead is out of jail?? any other normal person would be locked up for the whole holiday weekend without seeing a judge until Tuesday!! I'm so sick of these celebrities getting away with their crimes. That is why they continue to do it over and over again. All they have to do is pop into rehab for a couple of week and claim they're sober and they're off the hook. She is underage, drunk, coked-out, fled the scene, and had help getting her car away from the scene...and she isn't locked up?

  By Blueeyes, on May 27, 2007 07:50:04

• The vodka sponsorship for her 21st has been pulled, by I assume the drink maker.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 07:54:07

• i think this chick will be dead before the age of 25.
  
  ugh what a crackwhore.

  By jennyc324, on May 27, 2007 07:56:58

• Where I live, if you drive drunk, crash your vehicle, and LEAVE the scene of a collision, your life will be screwed for years. LL will just get more offers and a higher asking price no doubt.
  
  6:14 - love the way you think. Just so long as the hand doesn't come sneaking up out of the soil.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 08:04:08

• Amen, IDLYITW.You have called this all along, and the closing comment is right on. ANYONE else crashing a car while drunk, underage, cocaine in their car, leaving the accident scene-bullshit if she claims it was for medical attention-does she not have a cell to call 911? Would be in jail for at least the night if not the whole holiday weekend. Paris got and continues to get preferential treatment and hopefully not, but this drug addicted alcohollic will probably get a tiny slap on the wrist and be back at Les Deux before we know it. And pretty soon that idiot Dina will be spewing some nonsense on how Lindsay is not wild and that it was harmless young people having fun. Then the cokewhore will try to check back into pretend rehab to avoid jail. Pig.

  By lindsay is a cokewhore, on May 27, 2007 08:04:57

• A "misdemeanor" DUI is the typical DUI charge. You can be charged with a felony DUI under certain situations, such as for repeat or habitual offenses or if someone is killed as a result of driving while impaired. Because she left the scene, she will also be cited (ticketed) or charged for that offense.
  Because she's underage, and her mother owns the car, she will probably get probation, her license revoked, and and manditory drug and alcohol education. Any possible felony charges (possession) will be reduced to misdemeanors (mitigating circumstances)
  

  By darby, on May 27, 2007 08:05:26

• I understand that the paparrazi cross the line and they are really aggravating. But when you make a big production out of it like that it just encourages them. You know, when I followed this girl around like that they arrested me for stalking, I mean IF I did, if I followed a girl like that. Glad I cleared that up.

  By Slick Rick, on May 27, 2007 08:34:26

• Great Stalkarazzi video! What a night! When does she have time to work? Wasted talent. Truly wasted...there was potential talent at one time. Give someone else a chance. Hollywood used this girl up fast!

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 08:42:24

• I hope this turns out to be the celeb equivalent of the "perfect storm". all the elements are there. we'll have to see if if plays out right.
  
  and, kudos to idlyitw. this story is why i visit the site on an unhealthily frequent basis.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 09:18:09

• ...lock her dumbass up....seriously...also....paps shouln't touch what was left at the accident, that's a crime scene.....

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 09:25:48

• About a year ago, my boyfriend got a DUI leaving a restaurant/bar at around 11pm. He wasn't falling down drunk, but was above legal limits. They cuffed him and he was in prison until the next morning. That seems like pretty standard procedure. How Lindsay manages to drink at bars/clubs/hotels, pull shit like this, and avoid any sort of repercussion is beyond me.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 09:28:02

• hey 12:28,
  I bet it was a weekday/non-holiday when your boyfriend got out the next morning from his DUI. Judges have this funny way of not wanting to work on weekends or holidays.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 09:37:49

• 12:37:49
  
  Yeah, it was during the week. I agree Lindsay should be in jail until Tuesday.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 09:50:34

• Who is she, Jesus? What has she done, made a few movies?
  
  Shit. We should be chasing someone like Al Gore around like this...someone who's actually doing something. Ridiculous.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 09:57:05

• I am going to have to go ahead and assume you were being sarcastic with that Al Gore comment.
  
  Al Gore is a hack green-corporate shill. Try thinking for yourself for once.
  
  Oh yeah, I almost forgot that Al invented the internet. But what has he done for us lately?

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 10:07:09

• someone remind me why her and paris don't get along?
  
  oh yeah, too much competition to be the biggest piece of shit

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 10:48:37

• skank

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 10:49:33

• A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add
  >>on
  >>
  >>a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In
  >>
  >>ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average
  >>American
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  >>household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural
  >>
  >>gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time
  >>we
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  >>checked
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  >>was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national
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  >>average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or
  >>Midwestern
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  >>"snow belt," either. It's in the South.
  
  
  Who's house you ask?
  
  Al Gore's. What an ass.

  By Taylor , on May 27, 2007 11:10:14

• A DUI is IN FACT a misdemeanor, unless you've been arrested for it multiple times or killed someone.

  By mm, on May 27, 2007 11:12:35

• Here's what I told someone else via email:
  
  I guess I'm just disgusted that there are varying degrees of DUI to the point where they'd have the nerve to label it a "misdemeanor" in certain circumstances. It's ridiculous. Shoplifting bubble gum is a fucking misdemeanor, not risking the lives of everyone on the road - and the sidewalk!
  
  Anyway, yeah, let's hope the hospital has a nice sampling of Lohan blood to use against her.
  
  Smooches!
  
  Jenny

  By Jenny, on May 27, 2007 11:17:07

• In a word.... UNDERAGE!!! (or is that two words?) At any rate, she should be shot and pissed on, hope she gets what she so obviously deserves.

  By newfgirl, on May 27, 2007 11:23:27

• Taylor, the information you've just posted comes from the Tennesse Centre for Policy Research, which is a far-right organization. Consider with a critical mind that this organization would have motive to try to smear Al Gore and his environmentalist efforts. It is not a trustworthy source.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 11:23:53

• Oh I hope they end up charging her with that coke, now that will be a felony. I'm sure they took her blood too so they could end up charging her with 2 DUI's, one for alcohol and one for the coke that we all know is in her system. But unfortunetly she probably end up with just probation.

  By Trax, on May 27, 2007 11:34:37

• ALL DUIs should be FELONIES!! WTF is the matter with law makers?

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 11:52:18

• "Inside sources confirm the two passengers were Nick LoPiccolo and Samantha Ronson"

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 12:11:44

• "Dammit!!! That little bitch escaped me again!!! She's always one step ahead of me and this time she fled the scene of the accident. Oh don't worry, Lohan, I'll get you yet, you little cunt!!! You're only a few snorts shy of another visit by me! I'll bide my time and WHAM!!! Worm food, bitch... Worm food.

  By Death: A.K.A. The Grim Reaper, on May 27, 2007 12:53:49

• See what happens when I go to the beach? I miss shit.

  By Todd, on May 27, 2007 13:18:16

• Throw the fucking book at her!!! I am so sick of these celebs getting away with everything! Drunk driving is not acceptable!!! I don't want to be on the road with this whore.
  PS- see ya sharing a bunk with Paris bitch!

  By Julie(redhead1969), on May 27, 2007 13:31:58

• What a great justice system ! Coke, DUI, accident and she's set free because she's a "celebrity". Wow. No wonder all this shit happen in the USA. You got money, you can get away with anything... That's the american dream of 2007 : to be a coke whore, drunk, smashing her car and getting a simple DUI. That's better than any fantasy !
  I guess the justice system will wait for her to kill a pedestrian or hurt another car driver to take real actions. This is really F.... UP.

  By Carmino, on May 27, 2007 14:01:29

• Her Benz can only sit 2 people.
  LAPD said 3 people were in the car ... I guess that could be added to the charges to have 2 people sitting on the passenger seat. I really hope this time that the shit hit the fan ! But the justice system seems to work differently for drunk coke whore underage that play in stupid movies. What a world !!

  By Carmino, on May 27, 2007 14:10:47

• How do all these Hollywood Ho's get away with all this crap? If it was John Q. Public, they'd be sitting in jail. LLo is a mess; that girl is going to go too far one day and really regret it. People like her and Paris Hilton have always had money to protect them. If they suffer the consequences like the rest of the world does, it might help them.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 14:16:21

• Yawn...surprise, surprise.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 14:28:04

• I just don't get it, what msg is this sending

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 14:44:43

• Blohan wasn't arrested for DUI, she was arrested for investigation of DUI. Meaning, they don't know whether or not she was driving under the influence--presumably they asked the hospital to take blood once they found her. God only knows if she was drunk on alcohol, but she was probably high on coke, and that isn't going to show up on a breathalyzer. Warren Moon was arrested for the same thing.
  
  Also, DUIs are indeed usually a misdemeanor, but fleeing the scene of an accident is a felony. I was hit by a drunk driver who took off, and when the cops found him an hour later, they didn't even bother with the drunk driving charge.

  By holl golightly, on May 27, 2007 15:53:29

• They should let her go just to piss Paris Hilton off or better yet, we all know how much Paris and Lidsay love each other, make them cell partners.

  By Goren Eur, on May 27, 2007 16:51:17

• Why the hell are Gore's bills so high, I live in a 14 room,+ 4 1/2 bath 6000sqft home in the south and my bills run 200.00- 450.00 a month. And I keep my ac on 73 in the summer.
  My parents house was built in the 60's 6500+ sqft and their bills run about 500.00 a month and we office out of their home.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 16:51:19

• I hate E, Access Hollywood, and Entertainment Tonight. They have their heads so far up Britney, Paris, and Lindsay's ass, they can taste the cocaine and various other drugs.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 16:58:23

• CUNT!

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 17:16:08

• I never knew my grandfather. My dad went to pick him up from work. They were hit head on by a underage and high person who swerved and hit them. The injuries to my dad have affected him for most of his life. This scenario just makes me deeply sad.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 17:58:46

• why so camera-shy, linds?

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 18:32:35

• And she's going to get away with it because the wheels of the justice system are greased with money, especially in Kalifornia. Paris Hilton's "jail term" (yeah, we'll see) was a fluke, or maybe one lone judge's attempt to actually enforce the fricking law that will mostly likely get turned over or else the jail will let her out early because of "overcrowding." Those Hollywood degenerates and their sickening "industry" friends get away with anything because they make a lot of money. They make me want to puke.

  By there is no justice in Kalifornia, on May 27, 2007 19:17:00

• Oh Surpise, Surprise.....this bitch has been on a downward slide for awhile now this is just the beginning...

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 19:48:18

• Nice video. Thorough and consistent.

  By TheExpatriot, on May 27, 2007 20:10:45

• It was bound to happen sooner or later.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 20:42:10

• 
  That would be SWEET justice.

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 20:45:28

• You missed the best part of this...she was chasing after her lesbian lover...Samantha.
  
  Automatic 1 year suspension of license in CA b/c she had .01 in her system. Drugs, leaving the scene etc...bad news. I wonder if she will have someone take the fall for her.
  
  The only reason that she's not in jail is because in CA, if you are seen in the hospital they just cite-arrest you but don't take you into custody. DUMB!
  
  Dumb, lesbian, drunk, cokewhore. Let the excuses begin.
  
  Now we all have to wait for Paris and Britney to do something INSANE to "one-up" Lindsay

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 20:47:05

• The studios, the directors, the producers, the fellow actors that work with her and have her work for them causes this. Just like Kate Moss they can do what ever they want because we cant get enough of them. If there was a real punnishment from the employers than they would not have money and would not be famous would be ....us!

  By mark, on May 27, 2007 21:02:08

• Stupid rotten dirty cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!

  By anonymous, on May 27, 2007 21:48:07

• NOW Mischa Barton. Busy weekend. Come on Britney...out do them now! Oh Mark-blame the studios...lame. How about Dina or the stupid whore's that put the stuff in their bodies, noses, veins, vagina's...the list goes on.

  By kenny, on May 27, 2007 22:17:58

• haha...I cant wait till she is stripping back in Long Island and she blows me for a line

  By paul, on May 27, 2007 22:31:18

• Wow,what a bunch of coked up, self indulgant retards. "Put the camera down, bro!" Fuck off. It's tooo bad the nicest cars & clothes end up in the hands of idiots. Fucktards.

  By gurlx78, on May 28, 2007 00:52:29

• now stupid paris hilton has a cell mate yeesssssss send that bitch to jail to and why that dumb ass drove the car away from the crime scene that black guy should go to jail to that was a HIT AND RUN so he dhould be in jail and so should lindsay

  By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 08:04:42

• Wouldn't it be sad if, While all of Lindsay's "friends" are out celebrating her birthday at a big party sponsored by that vodka company, Lindsay and Paris are arguing who can eat the least amount of their prison-issue bologna sandwich? Oops! did I say sad? I meant hilarious!!!

  By Holden Magroin, on May 28, 2007 08:42:11

• holy fuck ,,, shank,, why did you run???
  Oh this is going to be good,,,
  i think she is selling drug,, that what i think,,

  By burntfinger, on May 28, 2007 08:51:52

• One of these days, she's going to kill somebody with her driving...like a child. I think the best irony is if this CUNT was killed by a head-on collision by another drunk driver.
  
  Sweet irony indeed. Two birds, one stone.

  By M.A.D.D., on May 28, 2007 09:20:01

• "Vodka bottle, 2005 car, palm tree you're in my way. There's too much Coke, too much smoke, look what's goin' on inside you.."

  By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 11:36:57

• "... and two OTHER adults." That's pretty damn funny. ... I'm sure she'll get off easy because if the cops ever got serious about tagging people like this and all their associates -- her coke dealer(s), all the clubs that let underage drink, all the underage drinkers -- for the crimes they routinely commit in an average good day they'd have to round up half of L.A. and there's no holding cell in the world outside Guantanamo big enough to hold them all ... Hmmm, LiLo in Guantanamo ...

  By bucdaddy, on May 28, 2007 13:03:29

• lolz even i have a newer mercedes than lindsay lohan.

  By Turgid Dahlia, on May 28, 2007 13:49:47

• why doesn't this cunt-bag have a driver?

  By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 15:06:09

• Didn't we all just see this happen to Fugly Spears career, did Lidnsy HOhan learn nothing.

  By Trax, on May 28, 2007 15:34:46

• What about being charged for having cocaine in her car? That's still a crime in California isn't it? Or is it based on the amount of money you make?
  
  I don't know how much cocaine was found but in the real world most people get sent to jail for that shit ... oh but Lindsay should be sent to a spa .. I mean .. "rehab" ...

  By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 17:05:37

• 14:23:53, except all the tabloids picked up on the same stuff, and when confronted with it, Gore could not excuse it.
  
  19:51:19, maybe he keeps the lights on 24/7 to keep the gollywoggles away.
  
  17:01:29, then how do you explain British crackhead Pete Bloherty getting away with at least a bust per week, or Amy Whinehouse, if it's all blamable (as usual) on Americans? Dumbass.
  
  For the record to various posters, she isn't underage. She's over eighteen, which means she's a legal adult, no matter what Dino Blohan claims!
  
  And they probably wouldn't have given a shit about the accident itself, but the police do NOT look kindly if you flee the crime. And isn't it a major crime to have cocaine in your trunk?
  
  Anyway, they should haul her in front of that judge who gave Parasite a real sentence. I'd say they should share a cell, but they'd just do a cheap lesbian sex show for the guards.

  By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 17:54:16

• Pretty sad when Michael Lohan is the sane one.

  By Kacky, on May 28, 2007 17:57:07

• Unfortunatly she probably wont be charged with the coke because it was'nt found on her person, it was found in a car that had 2 other people in it, and even if she does get charge most likely her lawyer will be able to get it thrown out. But luckly she probably get 2 DUI's if they took her blood, one for alcohol one for coke.

  By Trax, on May 28, 2007 18:39:04

• Wow, this has been a pretty nice weekend for useless hos, huh?
  
  I probably have to call some people I know and see if they are ok...

  By anonymous, on May 28, 2007 19:17:26

• I hope she dies from a nose bleed.

  By Abe, on May 28, 2007 20:19:55

• Now we see the difference between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Lohan stays out of jail because unlike Paris, she has a legitimate career.

  By Best of Celeb, on May 29, 2007 12:19:21

• what a waste of space.

  By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 14:59:36