Mike Heller clearly has received at least one LL hummer, and he hopes to get anal at the party. Probably realistic. If Lindsay took that 2-finger sign that she's always flashing and put it to good use on her rep (maybe converting it to a full "shocker"), maybe her rep would start talking like a party animal too.
Bitch just keeps jumpin' off that wagon, doesn't she? She has the liver of an 80 year old and a sourpuss to rival Victoria Beckham's. What the fuck was I on when I said I'd bang her? I gotta find some more of that shit!
Yeah, she sucks, but what the hell is it what all these companies throwing money at celebrities. Take that cash and put it where it's actually needed, like the homeless. Fuckin' douchebags.
I want her to have my kids. I don't care if they are born deformed, with AIDS, or with a crack-addiction. She is too hot...it would be worth it to have retarded babies just to fuck her once.
I'd definitely fuck her if I somehow got the chance. But I'd definitely have the notebook computer on the bedstand, with the browser open on the Urban Dictionary page...
I keep hoping that someone from the future comes back to our time to kill this bitch. I'm certain that her very existence has damaged something 20 years down the road. Like baby boys in the future are born without penises or something...
In the last photo she is zoned out. Who is getting into the back seat???? Isn't she worried about who is in the back seat???? They don't look like family and friends.
Just think - if she dies in a drunk-driving accident after this party, there will be hundreds of stories about how tragic it is, saying she was a "beautiful, talented and provocative artist."
Hey, Anon 20:07... You're the dipshit and here's why:
Lime has traditionally been used in the burial of bodies in graves, to hide the smell of decomposition, as well as speeding the process by which the body breaks down.
Do some freakin' research before you reply next time. You'll appear less stupid.
She really must be giving her liver a run for its money, cause her jaundice face (makeup aside) and skin is not being kind to her. Or, it could just be all the coke and cigs, either way, her organs are crying out for help. I hope she didn't sign her organ donor card . . .
I also don't wish her dead . . . yet. She's too popular with the paparazzi and entertainment shows, so they would glorify this cunt to no end with exaggerated hogwash that would turn her into a saint and she'd always be remembered as such. I just wish the fall would come soon though . . . then she can die.
I'm going to visit Lindsay's party with some rope, a shovel, and a bag of lime in my trunk. By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 19:16:33
GODDAMN that made me laugh LOL
It's a wonderful decision for someone just out of rehab, criticised for too much partying & not behaving professionally to have a birthday party sponsored by a vodka company. No doubt her even-worse-of-a-tranny-crackwhore mother organized it.
If she keeps partying this hardcore, but changes that fucked up peace sign to the shocker and flashes it with a lear to all the papz, then I'd actually admire her.
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Leave Your CommentMike Heller clearly has received at least one LL hummer, and he hopes to get anal at the party. Probably realistic. If Lindsay took that 2-finger sign that she's always flashing and put it to good use on her rep (maybe converting it to a full "shocker"), maybe her rep would start talking like a party animal too.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 12:34:46
Bitch just keeps jumpin' off that wagon, doesn't she? She has the liver of an 80 year old and a sourpuss to rival Victoria Beckham's. What the fuck was I on when I said I'd bang her? I gotta find some more of that shit!
By Dex, on May 23, 2007 12:37:29
Siemens ha ha.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 12:39:51
oh my god, she looks like a 40 year old tranny on crack. at least 2 of those things i just said have to be true.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 12:56:37
I'm crossing my fingers in the hopes that this bitch dies before July 2.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 12:56:46
nasty. i would never hit that- i'd go gay first
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 12:57:00
Yeah, she sucks, but what the hell is it what all these companies throwing money at celebrities. Take that cash and put it where it's actually needed, like the homeless. Fuckin' douchebags.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:01:38
I want her to have my kids. I don't care if they are born deformed, with AIDS, or with a crack-addiction.
She is too hot...it would be worth it to have retarded babies just to fuck her once.
By J-Bird, on May 23, 2007 13:03:12
She is making hay while the sun shines which should be pretty short lived. And I had high hopes for her. Oh Well.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:08:58
I'd definitely fuck her if I somehow got the chance. But I'd definitely have the notebook computer on the bedstand, with the browser open on the Urban Dictionary page...
By Tom's Gaping Anus, on May 23, 2007 13:10:50
Oh and look at the photo of her hand- she's cutting again! Serious problems with cutting herself.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:11:18
By J-Bird, on May 23, 2007 16:03:12
OK, that 'J's gotta stand for 'jail' 'cause you obviously haven't had a woman in years if you want THAT to have your baby.
By Dex, on May 23, 2007 13:12:47
Look at her eyes. They've stolen her soul from being photographed too much.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:13:08
it's either this stupid horizontal peace sign or blowing the kisses schtick...she really needs a new gesture...these are getting so old!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:15:42
I keep hoping that someone from the future comes back to our time to kill this bitch. I'm certain that her very existence has damaged something 20 years down the road. Like baby boys in the future are born without penises or something...
By Sarah Conner, on May 23, 2007 13:19:13
"...or a Kelly Clarkson party sponsored by the McRib."
The McRib. Classic.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:19:25
In the last photo she is zoned out. Who is getting into the back seat???? Isn't she worried about who is in the back seat???? They don't look like family and friends.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:19:50
why won't you print my message?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:25:06
Good God, if I was close enough I'd break those fingers so she could never to her clever and original "peace" sign again. Dolt.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 13:43:51
Just think - if she dies in a drunk-driving accident after this party, there will be hundreds of stories about how tragic it is, saying she was a "beautiful, talented and provocative artist."
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 14:24:38
men who wear v-necks are queer.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 14:39:16
sponsorship/fuel/motivation/support/mouthwash/spermicide/etc
There's a whole bunch of things that vodka does for Lohan.
By joejoe, on May 23, 2007 15:51:01
Guess flashing her lady lips got old that's why she moved onto the lame "peace" sign. LOL
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 15:53:17
I'm going to visit Lindsay's party with some rope, a shovel, and a bag of lime in my trunk.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 16:16:33
"I'm going to visit Lindsay's party with some rope, a shovel, and a bag of lime in my trunk."
Lye, dipshit, lye! You want to dispose of the body, not have margaritas with her!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 17:07:21
Begs the question she'll live to her next birthday.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 18:03:57
I hope Paris can convert Lohan with her God books. This is the only way to save her!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 20:06:01
Hey, Anon 20:07... You're the dipshit and here's why:
Lime has traditionally been used in the burial of bodies in graves, to hide the smell of decomposition, as well as speeding the process by which the body breaks down.
Do some freakin' research before you reply next time. You'll appear less stupid.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 20:28:50
Maybe Dina is trying to kill her off by alcohol poisoning so she gets a big life insurance payoff.
By paris has herpes, on May 23, 2007 20:52:04
I spit out my drink when I read that kelly clarkson was sponsored by McRib.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 21:32:26
She really must be giving her liver a run for its money, cause her jaundice face (makeup aside) and skin is not being kind to her. Or, it could just be all the coke and cigs, either way, her organs are crying out for help. I hope she didn't sign her organ donor card . . .
I also don't wish her dead . . . yet. She's too popular with the paparazzi and entertainment shows, so they would glorify this cunt to no end with exaggerated hogwash that would turn her into a saint and she'd always be remembered as such. I just wish the fall would come soon though . . . then she can die.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 01:35:03
I'm going to visit Lindsay's party with some rope, a shovel, and a bag of lime in my trunk.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 19:16:33
GODDAMN that made me laugh LOL
It's a wonderful decision for someone just out of rehab, criticised for too much partying & not behaving professionally to have a birthday party sponsored by a vodka company. No doubt her even-worse-of-a-tranny-crackwhore mother organized it.
By jenner, on May 24, 2007 04:21:23
Jack Daniel's owes me millions.
By bucdaddy, on May 24, 2007 06:53:59
If she keeps partying this hardcore, but changes that fucked up peace sign to the shocker and flashes it with a lear to all the papz, then I'd actually admire her.
By Howsabout One For The Bum, on May 24, 2007 08:02:52
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