42 Comments:

• I guess she wasn't feeling very "adeqite".

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:30:55

• Someone put this train wreck out of her misery and ours. The next headline I want to read about this skank is her obituary.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:31:19

• I'd have raced into that lobby, got down onto the floor, and licked up every inch of snailtrail I could sniff out!

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:31:45

• COuntry line dancing? Ha! I can just see it now. The saddest thing is Dina isn't the least bit concerned for her cash cow. SHe says the partying is the fun part of the business. Sounds like Lindsay is having a really fun time.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:33:24

• Oh, and I guess no one was smart enough to capture all of this on their cell phone? C'mon, people...

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 11:34:28

• That guy is a bald Moby-looking British toad. What the fuck does she see in him.

  By J-Bird, on May 24, 2007 11:35:38

• pfffft...PTHPPTHBPTHBPTHBPHBPTHB...PBRRRRBRBRBRB....squirt...squirt...PLOBPLOBPLBOPPLBO!!! FARRRT!!!...pfft...
  
  (wipe)
  (wipe)
  (wipe)
  (wi..PPHTPHTOPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHT...PLOP PLOP
  
  PLOP...pfffft...bloop...bloop...bleep...
  
  PTHPTPHTPHTPHT!!!!!

  By Kelly Clarkson's Anus, on May 24, 2007 11:40:12

• Hotel people better have mopped that floor with a quickness. Don't skimp on the nonoxynol 9 neither.

  By Maxwell Demon, on May 24, 2007 12:15:42

• God bless america. If dunken women can't writhe around on the floor sans underoos, then the terrorists have already won.

  By savage henry, on May 24, 2007 12:16:57

• oH boy,, she has her shit together,, whats next ,, playing a stripper on screen??? thats going to get you far!!

  By burntfinger, on May 24, 2007 12:24:01

• Why does it need to be said she wasn't wearing panties? That goes without saying. That's like reporting "Extra! Extra! Lindsay Lohan has a drinking problem!"

  By R, on May 24, 2007 12:28:54

• I wonder if she sits in her drunken state and thinks about new ways she can flap her labia at the public...you know she sweeps the floor with her twat, leaving the floor oh-so-shiny--Mr. Clean should invest in some LLo ho juice.

  By Claire, on May 24, 2007 12:33:54

• Why does she think everyone wants to see that beat up freckled firecrotch? Put it away whore.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:36:01

• If dunken women...
  
  And she's about as dunken as it gets.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:39:15

• I hope this doesn't mean that all of you will take her less seriously as an actress.

  By Enough Already, on May 24, 2007 12:39:58

• Er, if she was all jacked up about her boyfriend being with someone else, why was she on a date? Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedy!!!! She better get to some country line dancing sessions quick before her behavior gets out of hand.

  By Lilo's open ended script for penicillin, on May 24, 2007 12:47:07

• why do we have to hear about this fucked up vodka swiggin crotch bearing chick every day. die bitch die.

  By my cooter smells fishy, on May 24, 2007 12:54:28

• i'm confused on another site there were pictures of her at 4 am at a gas station, but according to this post she was crazy drunk??? honestly i can't stand this chick but i don't believe a word!!!

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:55:40

• The other site is wrong. There's your answer.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 12:56:46

• I just hope the SoHo Grand has a good cleaning crew. After carrying her with her skirt up the manager must have felt like Peter Venkman from "Ghostbusters" after he got slimed.

  By TheBig28, on May 24, 2007 13:12:27

• I was at a party once and I saw a chick who looked kinda like Lindsay with her bra hanging out like that. I was dying to get her to touch my hardon.
  
  I say this just to, you know, break up all the lying and posing.
  
  Carry on.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 13:41:36

• oh come on!!!cal is probally just using her to win back an old flame!!!

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 14:29:38

• daaaang any pics?

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 14:42:10

• After all these years, she still can't manage to get her fake tan on evenly! Always blotchy with white feet/ankles and wrists/hands!

  By T in the OC, on May 24, 2007 14:44:53

• Annnnnnnd how is this different from any other day???

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 15:33:45

• i cross my fingers that she dies like that dirty whore anna nicole, whom everyone strangely feels sorry for. she was an idiot.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:12:34

• hohan is a dirty bitch

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:12:45

• someone shoot this filthy gutter rat

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:13:12

• Sweet jesus, what happened to her legs. Looks like chicken man after falling in and out of a dumpster blind drunk then crawled down a cobblestone road.

  By wayne moores, on May 24, 2007 16:46:09

• I'm no doctor but I pretend to be one when I'm masturbating to nurse porn on the Internet.
  Based on the information in this post, it is my considered opinion that Lindsay Lohan is psychotic and she will get worse with time.

  By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 16:58:52

• So glad to see that she learned something in rehab! If this is how she acts when underage, help us all when this out of control drunk is legal.

  By sick of lindsay, on May 24, 2007 20:23:12

• "everyone could see that she wasn't wearing any panties. "
  
  ... and had her new vodka sponsors name stamped on her ass.

  By die Krautsalaten, on May 24, 2007 22:03:42

• and yet nothing embarresses her . . . she's one of those pathetic women that go onto day time talk shows because of their "daddy issues". No one wants to see her in a movie because she doesn't act, but simply plays herself in every movie.
  
  She's a loser.

  By Kimberly, on May 24, 2007 22:40:39

• who's that disgusting long hair she is with? did she pick up a bum in venice beach first?

  By The Viper, on May 25, 2007 12:14:09

• That bitch be crazy.
  
  Ain't no cure for stoopid or crazy.

  By paula, on May 25, 2007 13:21:25

• the alcoholic bitch is a sad mess just ignore her no more pics of her maybe she will go away

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 15:20:24

• why can i always see this bitch's bra???

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 18:44:36

• Dear Lindz,
  you are ruining your life.

  By anonymous, on May 25, 2007 23:23:15

• This girl is going from BAD to worse!

  By shameonlins, on May 26, 2007 01:23:31

• she puts on horrible self tanner.

  By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 08:12:27

• This story is worthless without pictures. I want to see this trainwreck writhing on the floor without panties.

  By Slick Rick, on May 26, 2007 08:29:36

• I don't care what people say, or how worn out she might be... I want to punch her kitty.

  By anonymous, on May 26, 2007 11:53:50