Yup, McConaughey easily wins over Cruise in the "just because I have sex with dudes doesn't mean I'm gay" contest. Plus, his name has teh "ghey" right in it...
I DO wish I had his body, but I got off the McConaughey juice long ago. An excellent bod, an ass specially designed by God himself, and (shaven, mind) a face made for movie screens can't save him from the fact that he ALWAYS looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks. One can only take so many "rough edges" before things get plain gross.
If I was in the mood for wild animalistic sex with a guy who smells like an animal and probably wished my ass was covered in manly hair, Mr. McGhey would be my first choice.
I for one am glad he doesn't like shirts. And he does seem a lot cooler than most of the Hollywood types. I've been a fan of his for a long time. Ever see Lone Star? Any MM fan who hasn't seen Lone Star must do so at once, if nothing else but to see his spectacular abs. I mean, SPECFREAKINTACULAR.
I bet even if his hair looked perfect, you idiots would still insist he hasnt bathed in weeks. hes at the beach, im sure all of your hair looks just perfect after a swim.
Notice I said he "always" looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks. At the beach, jogging, picking up the morning paper--dude ALWAYS looks kinda grody. It's got nothing to do with his hairline, I could care less about that. ---------------------------------------------------- I bet even if his hair looked perfect, you idiots would still insist he hasnt bathed in weeks. hes at the beach, im sure all of your hair looks just perfect after a swim.
I always like watching him...he does make a woman yearn. But I read an interview in People where he proudly stated that he doesn't wear deodorant. As much as that man likes to sweat (which, to LOOK at, is a great thing), I bet ya could smell him coming...Sounds sexy, doesn't it? Hmmm, not so much. I've done the guys w/o deodorant thing before. And it's gross. No matter how they justify it.
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Leave Your CommentTom Cruise in a ball on the floor... ha ha!
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 14:21:37
I love the fatty in the background..."Mr. McConaughey...will you please sign my manila folder?".
That being said, Matthew McConaughey is a giant douche.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 14:21:53
Ahhhhh, a slow news day...
Coming up next: Jenny reviews the top 10 vibrators on the market. Stay tuned!
By Kent Brockman, on May 30, 2007 14:23:07
Yum! Matthew McConaughey is so hot!
By Jessica, on May 30, 2007 14:23:27
Yup, McConaughey easily wins over Cruise in the "just because I have sex with dudes doesn't mean I'm gay" contest. Plus, his name has teh "ghey" right in it...
By Lynne Cheney, on May 30, 2007 14:30:36
I DO wish I had his body, but I got off the McConaughey juice long ago. An excellent bod, an ass specially designed by God himself, and (shaven, mind) a face made for movie screens can't save him from the fact that he ALWAYS looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks. One can only take so many "rough edges" before things get plain gross.
By Dex, on May 30, 2007 14:34:29
Yeah, I wish I had his body too except for the fact that he is 5'2".
Dude is an honest to god dwarf. Swear to god.
By Your Mama, on May 30, 2007 14:37:45
McConaughey is 6 feet tall and usually towers over all the other shrimpy actors he works with in movies.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 14:39:43
he's not 5'2" you moron. i saw him at austin city limits in person and he's super hot, and tall and gorgeous. i know. sorry to burst your bubble dude.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 14:40:22
If I was in the mood for wild animalistic sex with a guy who smells like an animal and probably wished my ass was covered in manly hair, Mr. McGhey would be my first choice.
By Kate (dont u fuckin call me Katie) Holmes, on May 30, 2007 14:42:54
He doesn't shave his chest. He doesn't even wear cologne or deodorant. I'd rather be with him than some metro fag-boy.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 14:45:59
Thank you Jenny! Also, you might want to take Kent's advice about reviewing the top 10 vibrators. I am looking for a new one!
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 15:02:42
LOL that's funny Jenny......I wish Matthew didn't like pants or underwear
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 15:04:46
don't forget his freakishly short arms.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 15:10:22
Here come the jealous men. LOL watch out! Short arms? LMAO!
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 15:11:26
Wooderson is the man. And Im a straight dude.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 15:11:59
David Wooderson!! <3 Dazed and Confused
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 15:12:47
OK WHEN U LOOK LYK MATTHEW U DONT HAVE TO LYK SHIRTS....IT WHEN U LOOK LYK JACK NICHOLSON THT U HAVE TO LYK SHIRTS...NO WAIT..U HAVE TO LOVE SHIRTS..
By TYRA, on May 30, 2007 15:16:18
I for one am glad he doesn't like shirts. And he does seem a lot cooler than most of the Hollywood types. I've been a fan of his for a long time. Ever see Lone Star? Any MM fan who hasn't seen Lone Star must do so at once, if nothing else but to see his spectacular abs. I mean, SPECFREAKINTACULAR.
By MM's lonely shirts, on May 30, 2007 15:31:54
mmmmm choice texas prime beef!
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 15:32:04
I bet even if his hair looked perfect, you idiots would still insist he hasnt bathed in weeks. hes at the beach, im sure all of your hair looks just perfect after a swim.
By Sacrament, on May 30, 2007 15:40:23
He looks so... old, or something. He shouldn't let his thinning hair grow so long.
I did shots with him at Antone's in Austin... he was super hot.
Now... not so much.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 15:44:24
Daaaaaaaaaaamn! I would fuck the cum outta that guy. *dry humps cumputer screen*
By Alyna, on May 30, 2007 15:50:17
Notice I said he "always" looks like he hasn't bathed in weeks. At the beach, jogging, picking up the morning paper--dude ALWAYS looks kinda grody. It's got nothing to do with his hairline, I could care less about that.
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I bet even if his hair looked perfect, you idiots would still insist he hasnt bathed in weeks. hes at the beach, im sure all of your hair looks just perfect after a swim.
By Sacrament, on May 30, 2007 18:40:23
By Dex, on May 30, 2007 15:58:29
Matthew M. is SO freakin' gorgeous!
But I'm not liking the Dr. Seuss "Cat in the Hat" shorts. Who picked those?
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 16:42:57
He uses human growth hormone and has had hair transpants. Nothing as hot as that huh.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 17:04:35
He looks hot as hell!
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 17:07:48
Jenny, as far as vibrator reviews, I vote for the Gee Whiz! I think it's much better than the rabbit. Just my 2 cents.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 17:19:13
WOW - can we have another "slow news day" tomorrow?? Damn. I wish he lived next door to me. Sigh.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 17:59:19
Thank you Jenny - you have now made my life worth living.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 18:58:48
I always like watching him...he does make a woman yearn. But I read an interview in People where he proudly stated that he doesn't wear deodorant. As much as that man likes to sweat (which, to LOOK at, is a great thing), I bet ya could smell him coming...Sounds sexy, doesn't it? Hmmm, not so much. I've done the guys w/o deodorant thing before. And it's gross. No matter how they justify it.
By pervertedeeyore, on May 30, 2007 20:45:06
He is extremely hot.. Tho, I like him even better with 1-2 day not shaving.. :)
By ak, on May 31, 2007 02:28:43
who else is sick of seeing this dildol everyday
his head is so big and hes so into himself im surprised he hasnt floated away yet....
one can only hope
die douchebag die
By myballsarehairy, on May 31, 2007 10:22:56
And here's the male Genetic Lottery Winner...yawn.
By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 11:48:53
HAHA he is proud of those stumpy arms isn't he?
By cypress, on June 1, 2007 10:00:32
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