Damn baby - whadyou do to your skin? My goodness, I'm slathering on the lotion as we speak, this is quite scary... I wonder what Antonio thinks of his sagging queef.
i never understood how antonio left his wife for this creature. my mother is 50 and doesnt look like bad like this. she can still wear shorts without a problem.
Hey Antonio: How do you say "Holy shit, my wife looks like crap!" in spanish...? Wowza: Plastic surgery can only take you so far...Simply the scariest set of pix since I photographed my ex-wife in a two piece...Oh mommy, ouchie!
I don't know that I would even venture outside if I looked that bad, and Antonio wouldn't convince me not to get surgery, so I can look better..because he is hot!
Pull down your socks, I want to see your tits! Her knees are tore up because she's always on them taking it in the ass on the back patio of her home. Concrete will do that to your knees.
Pay attention ladies. You won't need plastic surgery when you're 50 if you:
1. Stay the fuck out of the sun 2. Don't smoke cigarettes (notice I said cigarettes. A little weed here and there is perfectly acceptable) 3. Drink in moderation 4. Don't do hardcore drugs
Seriously, my roommate is the same age as me (28). She is a chronic alkie and has smoked 2 packs of Marlboro Reds since she was 16. she looks like she's going on 50.
I'm a smoker, and while I certainly agree that smoking is bad for you and wreaks havoc on your skin, there's no WAY all THAT is just from smoking. I know plenty of women her age who smoke and they don't look remotely that bad. No, there's something else going on. Jesus, woman. The word is LOTION. Use it.
And smoking has nothing to do with those "things" she calls legs. That's one case where I think some sun wouldn't be a bad thing. Those legs are whiter than white. Not an attractive look.
Antonio Banderas left his wife for this hag, I believe. Karma?
This chick must have a magic pussy because she is haggard and about as dumb as a bag of hair. I can't imagine why any straight man could stand to be in her presence unless she does in fact have a magic pussy.
I would really have to see her in person to believe it. No offense, Todd, but the media can and will do things like "edit" photos and stories in the name of sensationalism and publicity. You can only take everything in the media with a grain of salt - and this comes from a communications major.
She looks horrid. She is also an admitted drug addict. She has problems. I am 51 and much younger because I don't smoke, I eat healthy foods and I wear a 30 spf every day all year long. I feel sorry for her always feeling so insecure about hanging on to her husband. Maybe she looks that way due to the stress. I'm sure she is a lovely person.
She's shockingly old looking, but this isn't a shocker and I doubt it's fake. She's looked old since she was young. She must have the full hand of bad cards - bad genes, bad skin (she was crinkly even when she was young), smoking, alcohol, sun, Antonio's paint-peeling burrito farts ("how you say...ah yes...tootie fruitie just ripped beauty...hahahah").
OMG those photos have to be touched up. I would think someone famous would take better care of themselves than this. Especially considering that she's had tons of plastic surgery.
Sweet sassy molassy. That is horrifying on every level. I would almost pity her except she brought all this on herself by smoking, drinking, tanning, doing drugs, etc. But what on earth causes a knee to look like that? Or maybe that's simply where her old face used to be...
you guys are full of poo-poo. No WAY smoking affects your legs like that...the face, maybe, but not the skin on the legs. One of the new mysteries of the Universe: why in the HELL do MG's legs look shot all to hell? Even an 87 year old (my mother-in-law) has better legs than that!
Smoking is definatly part of the cause but not all of it. My mother smokes a little (a few cigs a day) and shes in her late 50s and doesnt look a day over 40 ... this thing looks like she crawled out of a swamp ... holy crap her makeup people are good .. .
If woke up and saw my legs looked like that I'd throw some pants on, head over to Costco, pick up a bottle of Jack Daniels' and a chainsaw and hope I didn't miss.
I love Melanie and was shocked to see those pictures. She has that cancer patient look to her. I am not insulting her, but as the posters have said above, she looks ill, and that's not all from smoking, drinking and drugs. NO ONE on Earth has out-partied Keith Richards, Ozzy, ect. They also have had numerous major auto crashes, ect. Both of them look better and healthier than Melanie does. And Keith is 12-14-yrs. older. Those photos are concerning.
Cigarettes contribute a lot to the way your body ages, but I can tell you that this woman, has never eaten right, exercised right and has had some pretty unhealthy habits. A word to all young women, it's ok to party, but remember you have to look after your body by feeding it right and exercising, or this is what you are going to look like... ouch.
OK, y'all, yeah, she looks like hell. But the knee? That looks like a scar, like maybe she had surgery or an injury. It's stupid to rag on her about a bad knee, for Christ's sake. Rag on her for walking around with a cigarette like white trash, for the idiotic self-induced sun damage, the apparent lack of a mirror (!) in her house--but that knee doesn't look like aging. (And goddamn, y'all, I hope you remember talking shit about people being "old" when you're older yourselves.)
damn what the fuck happen to her body??? gravity has been really bad to her and antonio has to fuck that eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww maybe he gets drunk or high before he does her
Could that small round scar on her knee be from lipo? And I know Brit had knee surgery, but she also has that same small round scar...lipo? I do totally agree on the smoking. Just look at her wrinkly face. She should be in anti-tobacco campaigns.
Yeah ladies, keep telling yourselves that it's from all the smoking and tanning. It's all about genes.(Sophia Loren anyone?)Believe me, most of you will look like hammered hell when you are pushing 50.
15:03:41, well if my grandma's and mom's genes are anything to go by, I'll look a helluva lot better than you will. My mom's almost fifty, and she looks like she's in her late thirties.
Plus booze, drugs and tanning DO age you. Look at Shitney Spears.
However, that knee doesn't look like an old lady knee. It looks like an old surgery knee that hasn't aged well, like an old facelift that is tight and droopy in all the wrong places.
Has anyone thought that maybe this might send Melanie running right onto the operating table and ultimately cause friction with Antonio? She looks fine--she can wear pants---in fact if she had a pair on we wouldn't even been looking at these pictures. It took a lot of courage for her to give up the surgeries and a lot more to go outside in those shorts. Maybe it's time we let our stars age naturally.
Her most famous line from Working Girl was, 'I have a head for business and a body for sin.' That head has no business being out in publis and her body is showing up her multitude of sins. My grandmother has nice legs than that and she's 88.
Years of drugs, smoking, takes it toll. She must have taken from her father's side and genes are somthing we can't help. Tippi Hendren looks great. I am sure Melaine is going to have a face lift and full body lift soon...anything to keep Tonio(Antonio Banderas). She can't have surgerybeing a smoker and a life long smoker until she lets that poison leave her system. Maybe that is why she has not had the deluxe surgery package yet. I wonder if Antonio is still with her totally, is with her in name only and occasiaonnly in bed(YUCK), or theyhave an open marriage inanme only and hehas his plaything ontheside. Karma is sweet whoever said that , but not in reference to Don Johnson, but to Anna Liza of Spain, Antonio's first wife who he left for Melaine G.
Why would anyone walk around outside looking like this? Seriously, it couldn't be hot enough for me to wear shorts if my legs looked like that. She would have looked really cute if she had worn a pair of skinny jeans instead, but to expose her legs when they look this bad? Most women would think twice, Let alone a celebrity!
i love this because i don't smoke and i routinely get told i'm ten to fifteen years younger than i am. life is sweet. for reals. i love how all the smokers are trying to tell us smoking doesn't destroy your skin...tell me that in ten years, mmkay? stay away from the cigarettes, y'all.
67 Comments:
Leave Your Commentgood lord. just imagine what her anus looks like.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:34:21
Plastic surgery and smoking are a bad mix, that's for sure.
By Sbuckel, on May 10, 2007 09:36:37
WTF? does she have a terminal illness?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:36:51
Damn baby - whadyou do to your skin? My goodness, I'm slathering on the lotion as we speak, this is quite scary... I wonder what Antonio thinks of his sagging queef.
By jbo, on May 10, 2007 09:39:25
Hello, my name is Antonio. Welcome to my......how do you say?...Ah yes...Nightmare.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:40:07
They should stick her photo on fag packets instead of the old 'smoking kills' warnings. If that doesn't make people quit then nothing will.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:43:04
Holy shit - she used to be friggin hot! What the fuck happened? Was she hit by a car?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:43:04
I can only imagine how low here tits are hanging...
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:44:39
i never understood how antonio left his wife for this creature. my mother is 50 and doesnt look like bad like this. she can still wear shorts without a problem.
By prettyboy, on May 10, 2007 09:44:53
yikes. glad I don't smoke.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 09:45:22
Her anus? I can't imagine getting close enough to see it without the fumes getting to me! I'll bet she's like a garbage disposal downstairs.
By anivair, on May 10, 2007 09:46:34
Smoking and sun damage. Mmmmm. Now that's hot.
By Vigilante, on May 10, 2007 09:49:19
barf...I think I just spit up my lunch
By Paul, on May 10, 2007 09:59:09
Isn't that her anus on her kneecap?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:00:30
Hey Antonio: How do you say "Holy shit, my wife looks like crap!" in spanish...? Wowza: Plastic surgery can only take you so far...Simply the scariest set of pix since I photographed my ex-wife in a two piece...Oh mommy, ouchie!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:04:08
I don't know that I would even venture outside if I looked that bad, and Antonio wouldn't convince me not to get surgery, so I can look better..because he is hot!
By judi, on May 10, 2007 10:04:40
Holy crap! I'm going to keep my damn "Milk Money."
By Little Johnny, on May 10, 2007 10:14:05
Pull down your socks, I want to see your tits! Her knees are tore up because she's always on them taking it in the ass on the back patio of her home. Concrete will do that to your knees.
By chuggdog, on May 10, 2007 10:15:37
Pay attention ladies. You won't need plastic surgery when you're 50 if you:
1. Stay the fuck out of the sun
2. Don't smoke cigarettes (notice I said cigarettes. A little weed here and there is perfectly acceptable)
3. Drink in moderation
4. Don't do hardcore drugs
Seriously, my roommate is the same age as me (28). She is a chronic alkie and has smoked 2 packs of Marlboro Reds since she was 16. she looks like she's going on 50.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:17:54
Sweet fancy moses.
I'm a smoker, and while I certainly agree that smoking is bad for you and wreaks havoc on your skin, there's no WAY all THAT is just from smoking. I know plenty of women her age who smoke and they don't look remotely that bad. No, there's something else going on. Jesus, woman. The word is LOTION. Use it.
And smoking has nothing to do with those "things" she calls legs. That's one case where I think some sun wouldn't be a bad thing. Those legs are whiter than white. Not an attractive look.
Antonio Banderas left his wife for this hag, I believe. Karma?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:23:59
Mmmm....keep smokin' Melanie. Can't hurt, right?
Ick.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:37:52
Poor Antonio...he could've had any starlet in Hollywood and he settled for this worn out hag.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:40:11
This chick must have a magic pussy because she is haggard and about as dumb as a bag of hair. I can't imagine why any straight man could stand to be in her presence unless she does in fact have a magic pussy.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:47:05
I would really have to see her in person to believe it. No offense, Todd, but the media can and will do things like "edit" photos and stories in the name of sensationalism and publicity. You can only take everything in the media with a grain of salt - and this comes from a communications major.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:47:49
She looks horrid. She is also an admitted drug addict. She has problems.
I am 51 and much younger because I don't smoke, I eat healthy foods and I wear a 30 spf every day all year long. I feel sorry for her always feeling so insecure about hanging on to her husband. Maybe she looks that way due to the stress. I'm sure she is a lovely person.
By goldilocks, on May 10, 2007 10:49:09
She's shockingly old looking, but this isn't a shocker and I doubt it's fake. She's looked old since she was young. She must have the full hand of bad cards - bad genes, bad skin (she was crinkly even when she was young), smoking, alcohol, sun, Antonio's paint-peeling burrito farts ("how you say...ah yes...tootie fruitie just ripped beauty...hahahah").
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:52:07
Ugliest KneeCap Ever!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 10:54:46
OMG those photos have to be touched up. I would think someone famous would take better care of themselves than this. Especially considering that she's had tons of plastic surgery.
By brandy, on May 10, 2007 10:59:10
There is no way she's only 49 - she looks near 70. 49 just isn't that old in this day and age. Count me with the "feeling bad for Antonio" set.
By Meander, on May 10, 2007 11:06:27
What becomes a legend most? You, baby, you!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:20:10
Sweet sassy molassy. That is horrifying on every level. I would almost pity her except she brought all this on herself by smoking, drinking, tanning, doing drugs, etc. But what on earth causes a knee to look like that? Or maybe that's simply where her old face used to be...
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:26:23
So Antonio's beard is now his greybeard. I guess that's to be expected.
You all know he's gay, right?
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 11:51:46
there's her at 49 and then there's christy brinkley at 53 who's still super hot...wow...melanie looks like she was hit by the 7:15 amtrak, repeatedly
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:00:16
49 or 149? LOL!!! My greatgrandma´s legs look way better than MG´s legs!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:01:35
If her face looks that bad, her cooter must look like a bomb crater after being pummelled thousands of times by Sonny Crockett and Puss in Boots.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:20:34
why antonioooooooo.... whyyyyy??!??!?!?!?!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 12:33:16
you guys are full of poo-poo. No WAY smoking affects your legs like that...the face, maybe, but not the skin on the legs. One of the new mysteries of the Universe: why in the HELL do MG's legs look shot all to hell? Even an 87 year old (my mother-in-law) has better legs than that!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:09:30
Her legs look like that because her skin has very little elasticity - heavy smoking makes that worse.
She has cellulite - heavy smoking makes that worse.
She has vericose veins - heavy smoking makes that worse.
My dad is a doctor.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:12:50
Somewhere, Don Johnson is smiling.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:29:48
There comes a time in everyone's life when you just have to retire the shorts; for the sake of humanity.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:34:50
How did she snag Antonion Banderas again?
Smoking is definatly part of the cause but not all of it. My mother smokes a little (a few cigs a day) and shes in her late 50s and doesnt look a day over 40 ... this thing looks like she crawled out of a swamp ... holy crap her makeup people are good .. .
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 13:39:28
If woke up and saw my legs looked like that I'd throw some pants on, head over to Costco, pick up a bottle of Jack Daniels' and a chainsaw and hope I didn't miss.
By TheBig28, on May 10, 2007 14:50:01
I'd say she's been lying about her age for a long time and its finally caught up with her.
++++ the smoking, yahda yahda
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 16:40:58
Does Antonio Banderas really bang that?
Or did he just need a Green Card?
By celia, on May 10, 2007 17:27:06
JESUS CHRIST! why isn't she bed ridden with an oxygen tank at her side? she looks quite ill...i mean old
By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 10, 2007 17:50:13
omg.... She's only a few years older than I and she looks like my mother!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 18:13:58
I love Melanie and was shocked to see those pictures. She has that cancer patient look to her. I am not insulting her, but as the posters have said above, she looks ill, and that's not all from smoking, drinking and drugs. NO ONE on Earth has out-partied Keith Richards, Ozzy, ect. They also have had numerous major auto crashes, ect. Both of them look better and healthier than Melanie does. And Keith is 12-14-yrs. older. Those photos are concerning.
By Janice, on May 10, 2007 18:38:22
Cigarettes contribute a lot to the way your body ages, but I can tell you that this woman, has never eaten right, exercised right and has had some pretty unhealthy habits. A word to all young women, it's ok to party, but remember you have to look after your body by feeding it right and exercising, or this is what you are going to look like... ouch.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 18:45:45
12:40 & 16:34.....
priceless!
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 18:53:34
lindsey lohan: your future is calling.
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 18:54:04
Oh dear sweet mother of God in Heaven please hear my cries! Don't tell me Antonio Banderas has to sleep with her?
By greer, on May 10, 2007 19:52:31
OK, y'all, yeah, she looks like hell. But the knee? That looks like a scar, like maybe she had surgery or an injury. It's stupid to rag on her about a bad knee, for Christ's sake. Rag on her for walking around with a cigarette like white trash, for the idiotic self-induced sun damage, the apparent lack of a mirror (!) in her house--but that knee doesn't look like aging. (And goddamn, y'all, I hope you remember talking shit about people being "old" when you're older yourselves.)
By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 21:22:15
To think I lost a few loads on that skank. sigh.
By Ricardo, on May 10, 2007 22:02:57
Hey! Who forgot to water Courtney Love?
By TheExpatriot, on May 11, 2007 00:29:42
Her Knees Are Worn Out From SERVICING Antonio !!!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 00:32:25
damn what the fuck happen to her body??? gravity has been really bad to her and antonio has to fuck that eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww maybe he gets drunk or high before he does her
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 00:41:09
Could that small round scar on her knee be from lipo? And I know Brit had knee surgery, but she also has that same small round scar...lipo?
I do totally agree on the smoking. Just look at her wrinkly face. She should be in anti-tobacco campaigns.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 08:07:38
Yeah ladies, keep telling yourselves that it's from all the smoking and tanning. It's all about genes.(Sophia Loren anyone?)Believe me, most of you will look like hammered hell when you are pushing 50.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:03:41
15:03:41, well if my grandma's and mom's genes are anything to go by, I'll look a helluva lot better than you will. My mom's almost fifty, and she looks like she's in her late thirties.
Plus booze, drugs and tanning DO age you. Look at Shitney Spears.
However, that knee doesn't look like an old lady knee. It looks like an old surgery knee that hasn't aged well, like an old facelift that is tight and droopy in all the wrong places.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 14:58:28
Has anyone thought that maybe this might send Melanie running right onto the operating table and ultimately cause friction with Antonio? She looks fine--she can wear pants---in fact if she had a pair on we wouldn't even been looking at these pictures. It took a lot of courage for her to give up the surgeries and a lot more to go outside in those shorts. Maybe it's time we let our stars age naturally.
By bc, on May 11, 2007 21:10:32
Her most famous line from Working Girl was, 'I have a head for business and a body for sin.' That head has no business being out in publis and her body is showing up her multitude of sins. My grandmother has nice legs than that and she's 88.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 06:11:20
Years of drugs, smoking, takes it toll. She must have taken from her father's side and genes are somthing we can't help. Tippi Hendren looks great. I am sure Melaine is going to have a face lift and full body lift soon...anything to keep Tonio(Antonio Banderas). She can't have surgerybeing a smoker and a life long smoker until she lets that poison leave her system. Maybe that is why she has not had the deluxe surgery package yet. I wonder if Antonio is still with her totally, is with her in name only and occasiaonnly in bed(YUCK), or theyhave an open marriage inanme only and hehas his plaything ontheside. Karma is sweet whoever said that , but not in reference to Don Johnson, but to Anna Liza of Spain, Antonio's first wife who he left for Melaine G.
By buffalo, on May 13, 2007 14:09:21
Why would anyone walk around outside looking like this? Seriously, it couldn't be hot enough for me to wear shorts if my legs looked like that. She would have looked really cute if she had worn a pair of skinny jeans instead, but to expose her legs when they look this bad? Most women would think twice, Let alone a celebrity!
By anonymous, on May 13, 2007 21:04:46
HOWEVER SHE LOOKS SHE WAS ONCE BEAUTIFUL. ITS BETTER TO BE A HAS BEEN THEN A N E V E R HAVE BEEN
By JOE, on May 13, 2007 21:29:52
i love this because i don't smoke and i routinely get told i'm ten to fifteen years younger than i am. life is sweet. for reals. i love how all the smokers are trying to tell us smoking doesn't destroy your skin...tell me that in ten years, mmkay? stay away from the cigarettes, y'all.
By livvie, on May 14, 2007 04:33:35
~ Jesus...Meth'(anie).
By Avatar Media, on May 14, 2007 07:27:53
I live in Aspen. She actually looks a little worse in person.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 11:05:04
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