41 Comments:

• There is a penis in the third picture of Jessica Simpson...

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:00:07

• I didn't know Jessica Simpsons was black ...

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:09:25

• Jessica Simpson is so fucking goddamn ugly. You really have to be a homo to want to fuck her. I live in SF and I seen more feminine looking trannies with bigger tits here every day.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:10:06

• Jessica: Ugly
  
  Lindsay: Ugly
  
  Scarlett: Still hot
  
  Salma: Still hot

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:20:22

• this post should have been called "the tits that took over the world"

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:20:33

• small pic #3 of jessica....
  
  wtf is that tiny withered old-man penis looking thing on her back?

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:26:21

• I'd still fuck Selma over any of the other girls .. preggy or not ...

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:33:57

• OMG! WTF? Where did that old penis come from? And why is it on Jessica Simpson? It's going to fuck her armpit or something.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:49:57

• wow...jess looks like she's in quite a bit of pain did someone stab her?...oh wait...wait ..is...is that a pout? my god that's horrible

  By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 8, 2007 21:40:36

• Christ, Jessican Simpson is frightening.

  By Viv, on May 8, 2007 21:57:23

• LMAO!! these comments crack me up!!! old-man penis on her back! luv it!!

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 22:01:50

• JESSICA SIMPSONS TITS ARE AWESOME MMMMMMMMMMMM TITS YEAH TITS

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 22:28:03

• Jessica's fugly face is always too distracting to see any other part of her. Sorry but I don't like chicks who look like dudes with implants, maybe that's because I'm not gay.

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 22:31:35

• GOD, Todd...you are basically my hero.
  
  Grimace reference = best thing ever.
  
  

  By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 22:49:44

• it looks like Jessica Simpson got burnt to a crisp

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 00:00:34

• Is Jessica turning into a Latina or something? Every time I see her she is turning more and more brown. She's horrifying. John Mayer must like the cock.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 00:00:46

• Check the look on Jessica's face in pic #5. Then check out the black girl in the background. That's some funny shit.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 00:03:51

• It’s sad that Jessica so young have a "plastic" face and bubs

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 01:27:08

• Scarlett Johansson is a horse-faced, chubby, cellulite ridden whore who is so overrated!!! NO WAY is she sexiest anything! can't believe people don't see how gross she is. average at best. Now, Jessica Alba is someone who would turn heads walking down the street whereas i bet no one would even notice this pudgy pig.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 01:28:07

• Why Jessica wears dark red lipstick? Tell me, I've never seen a tone that is more unappropriate on such a masculine face...she should wear light, nude tones, to lighten up a bit...with all that tan is the least you can do...change your make up so-called artist

  By Barumbabee, on May 9, 2007 04:14:08

• I'd still hit Jessica Simpson off.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 06:14:14

• I was at that Gala, the penis in the picture was her dad's

  By pappa, on May 9, 2007 06:21:42

• that last picture of john and jessica - he looks like he's trying to sneak his prostitute out through the hotel kitchen so as to go unnoticed.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 07:05:29

• ^^ that's papa Joe's penis spying on her tits

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 07:11:28

• Jessica is SCARY! Selma is still a beauty.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 07:29:31

• The black girls is thinking, dayam, for once I'm glad I'm a nig!

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 08:04:05

• When did Jessica turn into a wanna-be washed up porn ho? Looks like a saddle - ridden hard & put away wet.

  By bitingontinfoil, on May 9, 2007 08:13:10

• I check this site everday as soon as i get to work, and i thought i was tired when i saw this pic of jessica, i thought it was fuckin jamie foxx in drag! i couldnt figure out who this person was till i scrolled down and saw them name. ok time to poop now..

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 08:43:02

• jessica simpson, you are not jessica rabbit. stop trying. you are also not black. so stop trying.
  
  

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 09:06:51

• She is the most glorious piece of white trash I have ever laid my eyes on. Just think, that is what the one-and-only John Mayer sticks his cock into every night!

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 09:43:53

• In the 3rd and 4th photo of Scarlett Johansen... She's posing with two other ladies. Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong with the lady in the middle and her effed up leg?? Is it twisted and bent around or is that just a really bad camera angle.

  By thisisoneofmyfavesites, on May 9, 2007 12:11:28

• ahahahahahaha the lady with the contorted leg is Stella McCartney, Paul McCartney's daughter who is apparently under the impression that she is still a relevant fashion designer...dunno what's up w/ her leg though, maybe she caught a case of the heather mills 'limbus-detachus'

  By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 9, 2007 12:41:51

• Holy Crap! Salma could knock over a building with those boobs!!

  By Manny, on May 9, 2007 14:56:34

• who is salma hayek married to?

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 17:10:46

• salma's cans are even more gigantic, so i'd happily take her pregnant.

  By the vapid media, on May 9, 2007 17:44:28

• okay - seriously - look at picture #3 of Jessica Simpson. Is that John Mayer's shriveled, diseased little winky pointing to her boob? I realize it is most likely someones thumb but it seriously looks like a poor unfortunate penis that has sunken to the deepest depths of, well... Jessica.
  
  EW!

  By dano, on May 9, 2007 18:38:57

• Wow, the gays are really flocking to Salma these days! Check out that face - she's becoming a dead ringer for Oscar De La Hoya.

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 21:21:23

• It looks like Chestica got hit with the Fergie Fugly stick! Holy crap!

  By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 23:01:50

• GET THEE TO CHURCH, JESS-ABEL!

  By anonymous, on May 10, 2007 07:01:48

• The "rich old guy" Salma is with looks like Marty Feldman (after a surgery to straighten his eye).

  By fubar, on May 10, 2007 11:57:38

• Lindsay gorgeous as ever. JMO.
  I think Scarlett is really ugly... again JMO.
  Jessica got black! WOW!
  Salma is gorgeous too.

  By Carol, on May 10, 2007 13:50:28