This blog is right on. Absolutely EVERY MOVE this rotting crotch makes is for attention and to manipulate-or try to manipulate-people. Just by her pulling these obvious stunts day in and day out PROVE that she is a stupid, self absorbed bitch. She deserves to be messed up really good in jail
Okay, normally I wouldn't waste one second thinking about this skank. But, I am compelled to post on the incredibly contrived nature of this event from begining to end. I've seent that she left her house with the books. And I've seen that she purchased the books while out. First, if she left her house with the books, when was she planning on reading them? During shopping? Driving? At lunch with her skank friends? Okay, maybe she bought them while out. Then, where the F is the bag they put them in? She is such a phony, useless waste of space. I feel dirty even caring for one second, but I had to point this out. And obviously, if she can read above a grade school level I would be shocked. Shocked!
Paris doesn't even do poseur right. She went to the bookstore to buy a King James Bible?!!!! She could have just pulled one from the nightstand at any old Hilton. The Message Paris, that would have looked a little more natural...
I agree scooter, The Message is a pretty good read lots of pop stars go with since it's written in context a 5 yr old can understand. Anyways, I bet it's just a blank journal. I see this turning into a trend like the "that's hot" t-shirts....oh God, Paris is going to desecrate the Holy Bible by turning it into a fad!!!
Mmmmm.....All the way Thats the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-hip-hooray For all the class they show Theres nothing like a catholic girl At the C.Y.O When they learn to blow...
(Sincerest apologies, Gail, but it was the most fitting thing I could think of)
HA HA HA HA a whore buying the BIBLE oh boy she is so fucking nuts she won't read that book ,she don't even know what the bible is about stupid desperate skank lmao just go to jail you ugly bitch
I am not a fan of her, but Jesus, why does the world hate her so much? I mean, sure she seems like a complete douchebag from the way the media portrays her, but can all of those cameras be completely wrong?
In her defense, I'm sure the idea of papparazi seemed cool at first, being as she'd get lots of attention for nothing other than waking up in the morning.
I sure bet that after being followed, pryed on, and shouted at for all these years, Paris has got to be sick of it.
In other words, I realize she needs to vanish from that little space in all of our brains that we call Paris' room.
(How lame was the very last word before the period?)
Nice publicity stunts she's been pulling. Bitch give me a break w/your saintly ways! You're a racist bitch who deserve a good beat down! Knock that f-in chip off her shoulder!!!
"Why does the world hate her?" Ever seen the tape of her doing drugs and saying shit about "ni&&ers and jews"? Umm, and her holier than though attitude? She was born w/a silver spoon up her cunt? She gets free shit for doing NOTHING!!! Shall I go on?
The Satanic Bible. The Bible she bought is only a fake cover for her REAL bible. Satan's. Because the Satanic bible is the opposite of the Judeao/Christian Bible. Which is who Paree is: Unholy. What's with that Orphah Scientology book power of now crap she's carrying? Oh, wait, the truth is out: the aliens and Tom Cruise are coming to rescue Paree and take her back to planet Slut before she can make it to jail! Oh, as for the book, we all know all Orphah's best friends on her show are BIG scientologists. Guess Paree's got cough, "religion."
35 Comments:
Leave Your CommentNothing saying picous like pointy nipples poking through the dress next to a cross .. uh hu .. we believe you Paris ...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 17:05:27
nice paunch.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 17:16:48
This blog is right on. Absolutely EVERY MOVE this rotting crotch makes is for attention and to manipulate-or try to manipulate-people. Just by her pulling these obvious stunts day in and day out PROVE that she is a stupid, self absorbed bitch. She deserves to be messed up really good in jail
By paris has herpes, on May 22, 2007 17:22:03
what a phony, honestly.
if it were any easier to see right through her crap she would have to bathe in windex.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 17:24:33
I wish i could get out of jail time just by buying a bible
By Sacrament, on May 22, 2007 18:05:28
Love how both of those books would've fit in her bag... I wonder if anyone is seriously fooled? Sigh.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 18:08:25
The more I see this chick, the more I support sterilization.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 18:12:20
OK Jenny, if you're a racing fan and a Cowboys girl, then I'm in love.
By bobaloo, on May 22, 2007 18:32:32
Okay, normally I wouldn't waste one second thinking about this skank. But, I am compelled to post on the incredibly contrived nature of this event from begining to end. I've seent that she left her house with the books. And I've seen that she purchased the books while out. First, if she left her house with the books, when was she planning on reading them? During shopping? Driving? At lunch with her skank friends? Okay, maybe she bought them while out. Then, where the F is the bag they put them in? She is such a phony, useless waste of space. I feel dirty even caring for one second, but I had to point this out. And obviously, if she can read above a grade school level I would be shocked. Shocked!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 18:37:24
Paris doesn't even do poseur right. She went to the bookstore to buy a King James Bible?!!!! She could have just pulled one from the nightstand at any old Hilton. The Message Paris, that would have looked a little more natural...
By scooter, on May 22, 2007 18:47:16
Holy nipples!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 19:18:34
I agree scooter, The Message is a pretty good read lots of pop stars go with since it's written in context a 5 yr old can understand. Anyways, I bet it's just a blank journal. I see this turning into a trend like the "that's hot" t-shirts....oh God, Paris is going to desecrate the Holy Bible by turning it into a fad!!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 19:35:34
This just in from Amazon.com:
The sales of "The Power of Now" have plummeted.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 19:50:40
Paris' new cell mate just said:
"Paris, your soul may belong to Jesus, but yo ass belongs to me."
By Jerry Falwell, on May 22, 2007 19:53:04
subtle, paris, subtle.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 20:19:55
She might as well have bought a copy of the Koran in Arabic--that's how believable it is that she's going home to read the Bible.
By Laurie, on May 22, 2007 20:28:56
If there was a god, he'd speed up Paris' aging and keep Heidi young. That and put some FFN pictures of Heidi on the internet.
By TheBig28, on May 22, 2007 20:40:47
s1 just kill the bitch PLZ!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 23:43:58
That's a Gideon Bible she's carrying. She didn't buy it; she stole it out of a hotel room. Can she even read the King James Version?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 02:40:25
I wonder if anyone is seriously fooled? Sigh.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2007 21:08:25
Sadly, there are MANY. Mostly 13 year olds who still for whatever reason think of Paris as a role model, but yeah.
Scary, isn't it? :(
By jenner, on May 23, 2007 05:48:38
Mmmmm.....All the way
Thats the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
Theres nothing like a catholic girl
At the C.Y.O
When they learn to blow...
(Sincerest apologies, Gail, but it was the most fitting thing I could think of)
By Vigilante, on May 23, 2007 06:13:10
Ugly sunglasses... doesnt suit her at all.. Or maybe the sunglasses is pretty and she is the ugly one?
By ann, on May 23, 2007 06:40:47
When will this walking stick figure just GO AWAY!!! Stop buying books you can't read and EAT SOMETHING!!!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 08:21:26
Bitch go to jail already.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 08:49:06
HA HA HA HA a whore buying the BIBLE oh boy she is so fucking nuts she won't read that book ,she don't even know what the bible is about stupid desperate skank lmao just go to jail you ugly bitch
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 08:49:44
She needs to join a convent and never be seen in public again.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 10:20:23
she looks like an ostrich with a dead eye
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 12:57:49
Who in the world is she trying to 'impress'??? This waste of space living thing angers me to no end.
By Kelly , on May 23, 2007 16:01:56
Holy crap - the girl has pencil erasers for nipples!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2007 16:15:16
Bought? Are you joking? That looks like a Gideon Bible -- meaning she probably stole it from one of her family's hotels.
And the devil is prepping a special circle of hell for Paris right now.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 00:08:37
Hello kiddies...
I am not a fan of her, but Jesus, why does the world hate her so much? I mean, sure she seems like a complete douchebag from the way the media portrays her, but can all of those cameras be completely wrong?
In her defense, I'm sure the idea of papparazi seemed cool at first, being as she'd get lots of attention for nothing other than waking up in the morning.
I sure bet that after being followed, pryed on, and shouted at for all these years, Paris has got to be sick of it.
In other words, I realize she needs to vanish from that little space in all of our brains that we call Paris' room.
(How lame was the very last word before the period?)
By Oh, robot, on May 24, 2007 05:07:20
Paris can read?
By anonymous, on May 24, 2007 06:53:12
Nice publicity stunts she's been pulling. Bitch give me a break w/your saintly ways! You're a racist bitch who deserve a good beat down! Knock that f-in chip off her shoulder!!!
By jbo, on May 24, 2007 14:39:11
"Why does the world hate her?" Ever seen the tape of her doing drugs and saying shit about "ni&&ers and jews"? Umm, and her holier than though attitude? She was born w/a silver spoon up her cunt? She gets free shit for doing NOTHING!!! Shall I go on?
By Jbo, on May 24, 2007 14:49:03
The Satanic Bible. The Bible she bought is only a fake cover for her REAL bible. Satan's. Because the Satanic bible is the opposite of the Judeao/Christian Bible. Which is who Paree is: Unholy. What's with that Orphah Scientology book power of now crap she's carrying? Oh, wait, the truth is out: the aliens and Tom Cruise are coming to rescue Paree and take her back to planet Slut before she can make it to jail! Oh, as for the book, we all know all Orphah's best friends on her show are BIG scientologists. Guess Paree's got cough, "religion."
By anonymous, on June 3, 2007 16:59:00
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