About time that worhtless slunt get what she deserves. Poor Paris will have no pork sword to swallow in jail....what will she do to occupy her jiz port.
That judge is my hero. There's more info up at yahoo news, apparently she's going to a women's prison. But, still. PRISON. KARMA HAS SMILED UPON US ALL.
This is the best news ever. I just hope she doesn't infect the other inmates with whatever ultra-virulent cooter disease she picked up which throwing a train to the entire crew of the Korean fishing vessel down at the docks last week.
now this is paris news i can get behind. i love how her mother was so absolutely shocked at the sentence. it must be an indescribable feeling to not be able to buy your way out of something.
wow!!!! you just know all those so called friends of hers are laughing at her . this is the best day ever is right. finally justice . one down 5 hos to go .
This is fantastic news!! Now, HOW do we make SURE the inmates there know all about that video of her and Niki at the party were they make fun of "niggers" "chinks" and people with "public school" educations. Bitches.
where else would she go? Mrs. Micheal Sauer? i know there is a dispute as to her gender but she's post-op and thus she had a vagina, hence will go going to a womens prison
although...why do i have the feeling that this is part of a government conspiracy to thin out the prison population with her STDs?!?! Sorry; maybe it's just me...
it must be my birthday - paris is heading to the slammer! woo-hoo! happy dance...happy dance...like an orgasm only BETTER! god, she is the ugliest, skankiest, crotch smelliest, breath smells like jizziest skank ho i have ever seen - and she's going to prison to be somebody's shower buddy - don't get shanked while you're in there paris!
Please, please, PLEASE, can this be the end of it.
Can we let her go to jail and then ignore her forever?
No news, no rumors, no pictures. Nothing. Let us collectively turn our backs on this vapid, stupid spoiled whore. She has wasted far too much time and energy from society, without contributing anything.
The spoiled sleaze has never had to face a consequence in her entire life. I hope they don't let her pull the "check into the hospital" crap. LOCK HER UP! Now, on to Nicole.
I'm sure the warden will have a good time. In exchange for just 5 minutes of cellphone time, he could make her take his cock so far down her throat she gags and then pukes, and then has to keep sucking until his ropey semen begins to mix with the taste of her own vomit. I bet he'd like that. I know I always do.
LMAO!!!! It is about time that these spoiled brats get what they are owed...Her mother, (if you call her that) was having a hissy fit on her way out of court. It was so funny. I mean it was hot!!!
This whore, this blonde piece of pig shit is now on the wrong side of the celebrity bubble...it's now time after building her up to tar and feather her in the public eye by laughing at her for he is truly a scum coated talentless piece of toilet filth.
This is such good news! It would have been better if she would have been held in contempt for being late and her mom for mouthing off during the proceeding. Her mom needs a couple of nights in jail too.
FINALLY SOME JUSTICE THAT WHORE IS GOING TO BE IN A CELL WITH A 6'1" UGLY MEAN LESBO WHO HATES CELEBRITIES HA HA HA HA HA HA HA , THEY BETTER TAKE HER PASSPORT AWAY FROM HER OR SHE WILL FLY TO SOME OTHER COUNTRY
OMG!!! Im officially on cloud 9!! SOOOOOO HAPPPY... na na na na na! Please, gimme the judge's address so I can send him a thank you basket full of fruit and other delicious goodies he can have. He made my fucken day, granted...its not like her head was decapitated or she was linched. But Its good enough for me now. IM GETTIN DRUNK NOW TO CELEBRATE! YAYA!
I wonder how they're going to incorporate this wonderful new event into the "Simple Life." Should provide great material, like, Nicole comes to visit, gets busted trying to sneak coke and vodka in to Paris, Nicole and Paris end up being cell mates, and we get to watch as these two try to cope with their rug-munching fellow inmatesses. Yeah, that'd be cool.
18 minutes late!! to your court hearing!! I'm pretty sure the judge wouldn't have been that harsh if she had arrived on time. Her tardiness didn't send the right message to this ballsy judge. Judge Sauer, I love you!
What I can't believe is she had the nerve to say she didn't know her license was suspended. And also I can't believe why she couldn't ordera cab service, or hire a limo with driver.
I guess she's a cheap bitch on top of being a dumb bitch!
Her lawyer said that he was disappointed over the system he'd worked with for 40 years. Well, hello???? The systems locks bad people up, and Hilton drove drunk and could've killed people with her driving! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD SHE GET SPECIAL RULES?Go to hell Weitzman
She wont be anybodys bitch. She'll probably get her own cell and be held away from the other inmates and stuff. Just because her parents probably pays off the prison guards.
It's kinda public knowledge that judical system seems to be somewhat lenient on public beloved public characters. Paris was finally punished, so it's a logic conclusion that nobody more cares about Hilton.
I'm really quite pleased...but it's still only county jail, folks. And it's still only 45 days. If I were queen of the world, all useless whores would get 20-to-life, maximum security after the first cooter sighting...A girl can dream, right?
The story at cnn.com said when she got busted, she thought she could still drive "for work purposes." Even if that were true, it would mean she had to, you know, work.
This was the shining day American justice has so desparately needed.
hate to admit this, but she looks really pretty in those pictures---- you are out of your mind, bitch has a big ugly nose, and a weird fake eye "fraggle" hair and fish lips. You need to get out more. Jessica Alba is hot, this bitch looks like a bird with that beak of hers. Oh yea, good luck with all the "niggers" in jail paris. Those chicks are going to beat your a**.
hate to admit this, but she looks really pretty in those pictures---- you are out of your mind, bitch has a big ugly nose, and a weird fake eye "fraggle" hair and fish lips. You need to get out more. Jessica Alba is hot, this bitch looks like a bird with that beak of hers. Oh yea, good luck with all the "niggers" in jail paris. Those chicks are going to beat your a**.
Haha, I can totally picture a spoof of her song "everybody's looking at me...that's ok I like attention..." where she's walking down the prison hall and all the scary immates are peeking at her from their cells and she starts to get really scared...haha
She cannot fucking understand what is happening cause she has never been held accountable in her entire life, even with all of the illegal stuff she has done. I used to feel a bit sorry for her mom thinking that privately kathy hilton must be horrified at what parisite and her stupid sluttiness. Now we all see that kathy helped created this snotty bitch. kathy should have gotten a contempt charge for how disrespectful she was in court. You can tell kathy and paris can't believe that they can't just write a check and go on their way. paris deserves rough, hard time. NOW, THIS SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!
The 45 day sentence is described as "harsh." Is this harsh in general, or just harsh for rich "stars" like Paris? Anyone know the normal sentence for violating probation in a reckless driving case?
Looks like the brainless little rich girl finally understands what a piece of humble pie tastes like. I see the jailers putting her into solitary for the whole 45 if she pisses off other prisoners...not that I really care. A good ass-whuppin' is probably the thing she really needs to straighten her out.
I'll believe it when I see it. When she serves the full 45 days, then will I rejoice. Until then, I wouldn't be surprised if she weasels her way out of it.
i just love how the judge made it impossible for her to buy her way out of doing time. fucking awesome.
and her saggy bitch of a mother kathy, from what i've read in the papers, yelled "I want your autograph!" when the judge delivered the sentence. you know what kathy, I want his autograph too. because he just became a national hero by putting your worthless daughter in jail.
deputy moore sais: the normal sentence for a violation of probation on a dui, is 3 to 6 mos in county jail. fines and a suspension of ones license for a year. the system is less harsh on women than men. and less harsh on young pretty (whatever, i think shes ugly) women, than the notties.
unfortunately, this spoiled rotten bitch will not get that. 45 days is very lenient, and the 4 xtra mos of license suspention is a joke. she will serve about 7days and she will be out on "GOOD BEHAVIOR". thats if she serves anytime at all. she will not be in general population, she will have her own cell and food and be somewhat comfy compared to other inmates. they will be protecting her because of her celebrity. and will make the xcuse that they needed to keep her away from the others so it would not cause any upset among the inmates.
sad. she deserves hell. and her hagg mom too. what did kathy say? i didnt see that on the news?
michelle rodriguez only served 2 days of her 45 day dui sentence because of "overcrowding". i hope there are riots in beverly hills if parisite is released early.
Dear Paris, Welcome to the real world. We hope you enjoy your stay. Please accept this plant and bunt cake as a house warming gift. Much love... -Real life
Whaddaya expect from a family where the mother taught the daughter how to give a proper blowjob? They should have jailed the blonde, witchy mother too! Oh hum...at least she's gone for 45 days. Maybe someone will retaliate for all Paris' ethnic slurs & smack her upside her head & unwonk that funky eye.
If her mom wanted a kid worth a shit in general, she'd be glad she's being held accountable. Clearly that never happened at home, but better late than never. Maybe she'd CHANGE her behavior...? Hello, Dina Lohan, are you watching?
lmao.. listen to the loser paparazzi on that video. "good luck, paris!" "we got your back, paris!!" lmao.. they act nice so they can get good video and pics
If you peasants can't be nice to your betters than we'll just take away your voting rights (we only let you do it because you ACTUALLY think that you can have any iota of say in our world).
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Leave Your CommentHoly shit. I can't believe it.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 16:55:50
YAY!
By Julz, on May 4, 2007 16:57:21
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 16:58:45
blah ha ha ha ha ha. butt rape for paris.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 16:58:57
About time that worhtless slunt get what she deserves. Poor Paris will have no pork sword to swallow in jail....what will she do to occupy her jiz port.
By FireStar, on May 4, 2007 17:00:12
Agreed!
By KAC, on May 4, 2007 17:01:12
That judge is my hero. There's more info up at yahoo news, apparently she's going to a women's prison. But, still. PRISON. KARMA HAS SMILED UPON US ALL.
By Mrs. Michael Sauer, on May 4, 2007 17:01:21
Those black girls in jail know how racist Paris is! I'll bet Paris will regret calling people "nigger" now! hahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:01:52
The county should make it ok for men to stop by the jail and dry hump her and slap the back of her head all day, every day.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:09:08
Mrs. Michael Sauer,
All women are placed in "women prisons".
By Jack, on May 4, 2007 17:15:18
This is the greatest thing that has ever happened. I have renewed hope for mankind.
Oh, and I hope that cunt gets shivved on her first day in the yard.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:15:20
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Shes gonna be some convicteds bitch
Just waiting for the new sex tape...
ha ha ha ha
By Valzinha, on May 4, 2007 17:18:33
hahahahhahahahahahaha!!!! If all the little sluts could go this world would be a better place! There is a God!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:23:48
Good luck with all the "public school" bitches you fucken whore!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:24:20
20:15:18 -
i would agree with that except, possibly, in the case of rosie o'donnell.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:25:39
reality check time you fucking cunt!!! LOL!!!!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:28:46
This is the best news ever. I just hope she doesn't infect the other inmates with whatever ultra-virulent cooter disease she picked up which throwing a train to the entire crew of the Korean fishing vessel down at the docks last week.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:30:21
now this is paris news i can get behind. i love how her mother was so absolutely shocked at the sentence. it must be an indescribable feeling to not be able to buy your way out of something.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:33:40
The dumb bitch was 20 minutes late for court! I would have sent her to jail just for that.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:34:24
wow!!!! you just know all those so called friends of hers are laughing at her . this is the best day ever is right. finally justice . one down 5 hos to go .
By madfan30, on May 4, 2007 17:37:53
This is fantastic news!! Now, HOW do we make SURE the inmates there know all about that video of her and Niki at the party were they make fun of "niggers" "chinks" and people with "public school" educations. Bitches.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:48:20
Justice was served...she deserved even more than that!
By someone, on May 4, 2007 17:52:41
That blow job she gave to the judge must not have been enough, next time go for penetration paris
By Sacrament, on May 4, 2007 17:54:45
alleluia
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:54:56
Let's hope she takes Britney with her.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 17:57:29
its about god damn time this worthless tramp gets sent to jail. please let lindsay or britney be next.
By prettyboy, on May 4, 2007 18:03:54
this is a very sad day, very sad
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 18:12:49
It would be so sad if she got gang raped by a group of fat sistas. NOT! Bye bye, Paris! We won't miss you!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 18:14:30
where else would she go? Mrs. Micheal Sauer? i know there is a dispute as to her gender but she's post-op and thus she had a vagina, hence will go going to a womens prison
By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 4, 2007 18:18:46
how ghetto is that?
By phoq, on May 4, 2007 18:26:55
na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na
hey hey hey
GOODBYE!!!
bout time this whore got what she deserves!!
although...why do i have the feeling that this is part of a government conspiracy to thin out the prison population with her STDs?!?! Sorry; maybe it's just me...
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 18:31:23
it must be my birthday - paris is heading to the slammer! woo-hoo! happy dance...happy dance...like an orgasm only BETTER! god, she is the ugliest, skankiest, crotch smelliest, breath smells like jizziest skank ho i have ever seen - and she's going to prison to be somebody's shower buddy - don't get shanked while you're in there paris!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 18:37:11
Hopefully someone rapes her with a broomstick handle.
At least we won't have to see this worthless peice of shit for at least 45 days.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 18:39:05
Please, please, PLEASE, can this be the end of it.
Can we let her go to jail and then ignore her forever?
No news, no rumors, no pictures. Nothing. Let us collectively turn our backs on this vapid, stupid spoiled whore. She has wasted far too much time and energy from society, without contributing anything.
Enough already. Just say no to Paris.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 18:56:02
Paris's mom talked shit to the judge too. He should have thrown that cunt in jail too. Fuck you too, Kathy Hilton.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 19:07:34
She's gonna get her ass beat. I hope someone records THAT shit. It would be worth more than the sex tape.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 19:08:20
i can't believe it. hilarious shit!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 19:21:11
Praise the Lord!
By dm, on May 4, 2007 20:02:09
Praise the Lord!
By dm, on May 4, 2007 20:02:13
Best News Ever! I imagine people around the world celebrating like they did at the end of Return of the Jedi after they blew up the second Death Star.
By Fatboy, on May 4, 2007 20:04:00
About two weeks upon her release keep an eye out for her lesbian sex tape. She be some hot stuff.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 20:12:12
The spoiled sleaze has never had to face a consequence in her entire life. I hope they don't let her pull the "check into the hospital" crap. LOCK HER UP! Now, on to Nicole.
By it's about damn time, on May 4, 2007 20:17:48
Ha! 1st her buddy Joe Francis and now look who's going down!!!! You gotta' love it. They can be pen pals!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 20:28:12
I'm sure the warden will have a good time. In exchange for just 5 minutes of cellphone time, he could make her take his cock so far down her throat she gags and then pukes, and then has to keep sucking until his ropey semen begins to mix with the taste of her own vomit. I bet he'd like that. I know I always do.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 20:51:51
LMAO!!!! It is about time that these spoiled brats get what they are owed...Her mother, (if you call her that) was having a hissy fit on her way out of court. It was so funny. I mean it was hot!!!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 21:13:50
i hate to admit this, but she looks really pretty in those pictures.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 21:19:02
their going to fuck her up in prison
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 21:23:36
It's amazing. Justice is served. Perez Hilton didn't put up this news on his site. What a douche!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 21:26:18
glad they finally punished her like a real person!
i was starting to think it would take a mass murdering rampage for her to serve time.
praise sweet baby Jesus!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 21:37:14
She got off easy. She should of got 90 days. She better hope she gets solitary confinement or bitches are going to kick her ass.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 21:43:15
This whore, this blonde piece of pig shit is now on the wrong side of the celebrity bubble...it's now time after building her up to tar and feather her in the public eye by laughing at her for he is truly a scum coated talentless piece of toilet filth.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 22:22:17
This is such good news! It would have been better if she would have been held in contempt for being late and her mom for mouthing off during the proceeding. Her mom needs a couple of nights in jail too.
By Scrubking, on May 4, 2007 22:56:43
FINALLY SOME JUSTICE THAT WHORE IS GOING TO BE IN A CELL WITH A 6'1" UGLY MEAN LESBO WHO HATES CELEBRITIES HA HA HA HA HA HA HA , THEY BETTER TAKE HER PASSPORT AWAY FROM HER OR SHE WILL FLY TO SOME OTHER COUNTRY
By anonymous, on May 4, 2007 23:16:28
did anyone else notice in that vid her ears are HUGE....and umm yea shes going to jail.....good for her
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 00:00:45
do you think we can get lucky enough for someone to shank her in prison and put an end to all this? for the love of god???!!!
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 00:02:07
OMG!!! Im officially on cloud 9!! SOOOOOO HAPPPY... na na na na na! Please, gimme the judge's address so I can send him a thank you basket full of fruit and other delicious goodies he can have. He made my fucken day, granted...its not like her head was decapitated or she was linched. But Its good enough for me now. IM GETTIN DRUNK NOW TO CELEBRATE! YAYA!
By hell froze over!, on May 5, 2007 00:03:04
@20:33:40
GOD, you are my hero... u said it as i was thinking it. that isthe only reason her mama cried. no price tag on this one she cant afford. booo hoooo.
call me crazy, but as a mother... i would be much more upset and dissapointed at my childs behavior thatr ended up leading to this punishment. right?
By i love you!, on May 5, 2007 00:09:37
She will get some great anal. She'll love it.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 00:10:17
I wonder how they're going to incorporate this wonderful new event into the "Simple Life." Should provide great material, like, Nicole comes to visit, gets busted trying to sneak coke and vodka in to Paris, Nicole and Paris end up being cell mates, and we get to watch as these two try to cope with their rug-munching fellow inmatesses. Yeah, that'd be cool.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 00:30:15
18 minutes late!! to your court hearing!! I'm pretty sure the judge wouldn't have been that harsh if she had arrived on time. Her tardiness didn't send the right message to this ballsy judge.
Judge Sauer, I love you!
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 01:02:32
What I can't believe is she had the nerve to say she didn't know her license was suspended.
And also I can't believe why she couldn't ordera cab service, or hire a limo with driver.
I guess she's a cheap bitch on top of being a dumb bitch!
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 01:21:16
Her lawyer said that he was disappointed over the system he'd worked with for 40 years. Well, hello???? The systems locks bad people up, and Hilton drove drunk and could've killed people with her driving! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD SHE GET SPECIAL RULES?Go to hell Weitzman
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 01:57:36
She wont be anybodys bitch. She'll probably get her own cell and be held away from the other inmates and stuff. Just because her parents probably pays off the prison guards.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 02:00:52
It's kinda public knowledge that judical system seems to be somewhat lenient on public beloved public characters. Paris was finally punished, so it's a logic conclusion that nobody more cares about Hilton.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 02:24:57
I'm really quite pleased...but it's still only county jail, folks. And it's still only 45 days. If I were queen of the world, all useless whores would get 20-to-life, maximum security after the first cooter sighting...A girl can dream, right?
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 03:49:43
The story at cnn.com said when she got busted, she thought she could still drive "for work purposes." Even if that were true, it would mean she had to, you know, work.
This was the shining day American justice has so desparately needed.
By F. Lee Bailey, on May 5, 2007 04:21:28
Paris Hilton going to Jail! Now THAT it hot!
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 05:19:52
hate to admit this, but she looks really pretty in those pictures----
you are out of your mind, bitch has a big ugly nose, and a weird fake eye "fraggle" hair and fish lips. You need to get out more. Jessica Alba is hot, this bitch looks like a bird with that beak of hers.
Oh yea, good luck with all the "niggers" in jail paris. Those chicks are going to beat your a**.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 05:28:39
hate to admit this, but she looks really pretty in those pictures----
you are out of your mind, bitch has a big ugly nose, and a weird fake eye "fraggle" hair and fish lips. You need to get out more. Jessica Alba is hot, this bitch looks like a bird with that beak of hers.
Oh yea, good luck with all the "niggers" in jail paris. Those chicks are going to beat your a**.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 05:28:39
That is some really funny shit! I hope to God we get to see some pics of her in there.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 06:14:57
Haha, I can totally picture a spoof of her song "everybody's looking at me...that's ok I like attention..." where she's walking down the prison hall and all the scary immates are peeking at her from their cells and she starts to get really scared...haha
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 06:28:31
She cannot fucking understand what is happening cause she has never been held accountable in her entire life, even with all of the illegal stuff she has done. I used to feel a bit sorry for her mom thinking that privately kathy hilton must be horrified at what parisite and her stupid sluttiness. Now we all see that kathy helped created this snotty bitch. kathy should have gotten a contempt charge for how disrespectful she was in court. You can tell kathy and paris can't believe that they can't just write a check and go on their way. paris deserves rough, hard time.
NOW, THIS SHOULD BE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!
By America rejoices-paris is going to jail, on May 5, 2007 06:58:04
can extensions be worn to jail? maybe she will be forced to eat hers at knifepoint.
By paris has herpes, on May 5, 2007 07:51:23
The 45 day sentence is described as "harsh." Is this harsh in general, or just harsh for rich "stars" like Paris? Anyone know the normal sentence for violating probation in a reckless driving case?
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 07:54:23
lmfao! they should toss her in the hole and feed her slop.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 08:19:02
SHE WIL NEVER DO MORE THAN 5 DAYS, MAYBE LESS DUE TO OVERCROWDING AND SHIT!!
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 08:45:04
Looks like the brainless little rich girl finally understands what a piece of humble pie tastes like. I see the jailers putting her into solitary for the whole 45 if she pisses off other prisoners...not that I really care. A good ass-whuppin' is probably the thing she really needs to straighten her out.
By ugh, on May 5, 2007 09:31:03
ENOUGH OF THIS FUG
post some of Kiran Chetry flashing people
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 09:58:50
WOOOO FAB! Time for Paris to get raped with multiple broom handles by fat-ass lesbians.
I'm just ashamed that although she's going to Century Regional Detention Facility it doesn't mean she's being locked up for an ACTUAL century!
Well, one down, 3 more to go!
Nicole, Britney and Lindsay your time is running out!
By Bitchsticks, on May 5, 2007 10:25:20
hell. yes.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 11:03:15
The end of World War II...
Man walks on the moon...
The fall of the Berlin Wall...
and now we have a new great day in the history of mankind :)
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 11:17:46
I'll believe it when I see it. When she serves the full 45 days, then will I rejoice. Until then, I wouldn't be surprised if she weasels her way out of it.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 11:59:18
i just love how the judge made it impossible for her to buy her way out of doing time. fucking awesome.
and her saggy bitch of a mother kathy, from what i've read in the papers, yelled "I want your autograph!" when the judge delivered the sentence. you know what kathy, I want his autograph too. because he just became a national hero by putting your worthless daughter in jail.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 12:07:34
hooray, hooray, hooray!!! have fun you cunt.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 12:17:48
Judge Sauer: "Do not pass go, do not collect $200, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL"
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, you useless whore.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 14:12:17
THAT JUDGE MUST BE GOD IN DISGUISE!
Lets hope the bitch rots in jail and gets exactly wat she deserves!
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 14:18:03
She's only sorry because she got caught.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 14:51:32
Nobody should serve jail time for nonviolent, victimless crimes. Not even this bitch.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 14:59:27
too bad she'll only spend about a day and a half in there, if that.
By livvie, on May 5, 2007 15:27:53
deputy moore sais:
the normal sentence for a violation of probation on a dui, is 3 to 6 mos in county jail. fines and a suspension of ones license for a year. the system is less harsh on women than men. and less harsh on young pretty (whatever, i think shes ugly) women, than the notties.
unfortunately, this spoiled rotten bitch will not get that. 45 days is very lenient, and the 4 xtra mos of license suspention is a joke. she will serve about 7days and she will be out on "GOOD BEHAVIOR". thats if she serves anytime at all. she will not be in general population, she will have her own cell and food and be somewhat comfy compared to other inmates. they will be protecting her because of her celebrity. and will make the xcuse that they needed to keep her away from the others so it would not cause any upset among the inmates.
sad. she deserves hell. and her hagg mom too. what did kathy say? i didnt see that on the news?
By deputy moore, on May 5, 2007 16:13:45
Lindsay is probably throwing a party and all kinds of people are gonna show up to celebrate.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 16:58:02
michelle rodriguez only served 2 days of her 45 day dui sentence because of "overcrowding". i hope there are riots in beverly hills if parisite is released early.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 17:08:35
Dear Paris,
Welcome to the real world. We hope you enjoy your stay. Please accept this plant and bunt cake as a house warming gift. Much love...
-Real life
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 17:37:41
"An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes"... Let me stop you right there... I call bullshit as she has only one working eye...
By the Sprayah, on May 5, 2007 18:03:19
I'm her dad and I'm glad shes going to jail...
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 18:11:47
Whaddaya expect from a family where the mother taught the daughter how to give a proper blowjob? They should have jailed the blonde, witchy mother too!
Oh hum...at least she's gone for 45 days. Maybe someone will retaliate for all Paris' ethnic slurs & smack her upside her head & unwonk that funky eye.
By tina m, on May 5, 2007 18:47:47
Thats what you get! You nasty ass tramp!
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 18:49:49
I have once again faith in humanity and the american dream ...
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 18:50:55
I hear she will actually only do 3 days & a license suspension of 90.
Time will tell but reliable info in the past.
By GOB, on May 5, 2007 19:15:48
"Nobody should serve jail time for nonviolent, victimless crimes. Not even this bitch.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 17:59:27"
since when is driving under the influence a victimless crime u moron?
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 20:33:38
"Bend over and grab your ankles, bitch. This is going to hurt..."
By Strap-on Sally the Bruiser, on May 5, 2007 21:05:12
Alright, is Steve-O dead or what?
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 21:50:52
umm....i think her wonkey eye has been un-wonked...fixed....seriously
By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 5, 2007 21:56:21
If her mom wanted a kid worth a shit in general, she'd be glad she's being held accountable. Clearly that never happened at home, but better late than never. Maybe she'd CHANGE her behavior...? Hello, Dina Lohan, are you watching?
By Staci, on May 6, 2007 06:29:57
She will be out after a week. Money talks and shit like her walks.
By anonymous, on May 6, 2007 08:05:52
Wtf? "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" ....??? She sounds like a 5 year old. It's as if she actually thought that would work...
By anonymous, on May 6, 2007 09:26:01
lmao.. listen to the loser paparazzi on that video. "good luck, paris!" "we got your back, paris!!" lmao.. they act nice so they can get good video and pics
By anonymous, on May 6, 2007 21:21:35
do you think they'll force her to take those damn blue contact lenses off when she's in jail?
I hope!
By anonymous, on May 6, 2007 23:46:04
If you peasants can't be nice to your betters than we'll just take away your voting rights (we only let you do it because you ACTUALLY think that you can have any iota of say in our world).
Mrs Hilton
By anonymous, on June 3, 2007 00:40:43
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