Paris is Trying Really Hard Not to Get Gang Raped

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  1. Sorry Paris ignorance of the law is not an excuse that will stand in court. Also, your publicist is that tool who schills for you in the media not your lawyer so should you really follow his legal counsel???

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 11:24:36

  2. They should stick her in a cell with Joe Francis since the two of them seemed to be such great friends.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 11:25:57

  3. I'm sure there's a medical term for this....ah it'll come to me...oh yeah..STUPIDITY! You know. Take responsibility for your own actions. Read your own god damned mail and stop blaming everyone else you spoiled rich waste of skin!

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 11:27:32

  4. Well he's gonna have to pardon her now... I mean come on... people from MySpace are sticking up for her and we all know how mature and how wonderful all of those people are!

    By Lisa, on May 8, 2007 11:31:05

  5. Quit bitching about "how unfair" 45 goddamn days are. Or tell that to the little black girl in TX that got 7 years for pushing a hall monitor. Yeah Paris life is unfair, get over it.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 11:37:34

  6. From what I've been lead to understand throughout my entire adult life, the person who is convicted and sentenced for the crime (provided they are an adult) is responsible for knowing the terms of their sentence. As Paris probably cannot even spell "sentence", I think reduced time in the corner with other people at her emotional maturity level might be appropriate. Then again, I'm all for seeing "Paris Beaten With Bars Of Soap In Socks" splattered all over the tabs...

    Grow a pair of ovaries, PH and take it like a responsible woman would.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 11:49:42

  7. My speeding ticket was a "mistake" also, but I still had to pay it. Dumb broad.

    By Laura, on May 8, 2007 11:52:06

  8. Fuck a pardon. Make the selfish, arrogant bitch serve her time.

    By joejoe, on May 8, 2007 11:56:40

  9. A petition for mercy? God save Paris from her "friends"! How stupid it is to ask of Arnold Schwarzenegger, a former peasant with no future in his native Austria, a self made man who came to America and reached the heights of acting and political success, this favour.

    What does he get out of helping this worthless bint? A case of herpes?

    By Not Joel Madden, on May 8, 2007 12:02:41

  10. I hope the judge gives her a stiffer sentence on appeal. I don't know if it's legal but it sure would be funny.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 12:06:59

  11. The really horrifying thing is that there are people actually signing that petition.

    By Laurie, on May 8, 2007 12:09:40

  12. Make sure you sign the petition to KEEP Paris accountable for her actions and make sure she serves her time:

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/DN_FREE_PARIS/

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 12:10:07

  13. there are more than 3000 signatures in support of that stupid broad. she clearly did not write the petition, seeing as how "sign" is spelled "sihn" on her myspace page, where she's asking people to "sihn" her friend joshua's petition.

    what a vacuous cunt. if any of my friends had shown her support like those dumbasses on her blog, i would be looking for new friends.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 12:18:44

  14. Nobody gives a fuck about those free online petitions. The Governator won't even look at them.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 12:21:16

  15. I have a feeling she'll be getting fisted soon enough...

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 14:31:28

  16. good story, but there's one factual error. it's elliot PUTZ, not mintz.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 14:31:41

  17. I love the court of public opinion.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 14:45:57

  18. She wants people to "sihn" it? Sorry but that's just flat funny there.

    By sean, on May 8, 2007 14:55:56

  19. Well, whatever. We're still all talking about her and, in that sense, that still makes her the winner.

    The only thing Paris is really afraid of is public indifference and personal anonymity.

    Let's start a petition to ignore her stank ass. Then she'll really freak.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 16:06:06

  20. Is it wrong that I find her mother pretty bangable?

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 16:12:37

  21. NBC news just reported an official statement from the Governator saying that he would not address the parislut situation at all. Ever. I am sure that Miss Herpes Scab can't believe that the Governor of California has bigger issues to deal with than her. LOCK HER UP!

    By PARIS WILL BE EVERYONES BITCH, on May 8, 2007 16:18:13

  22. paris thrives on the media and the flashing bulbs in her face every second of the day, do you ting 45 days without the royal treatment wont impact her greatly?

    By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 8, 2007 17:05:49

  23. Can women rape other women?
    Without a strap-on I mean.
    Do they have strap-ons in jail?
    Bah, who cares?!
    I hope the bitch gets what's coming to her.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 17:16:47

  24. "Can women rape other women?"
    Another prisoner's fist and Paris - endless possibilities - and yet again I bet new tapes will surface if we wait a little while.

    By Melpomene, on May 8, 2007 18:04:45

  25. They're not mixing her with the general population. Unfortunately, there will be no "fisting." There will likely be no looking, either.

    By Laurie, on May 8, 2007 18:52:49

  26. Anyone noticed that since her court date and sentencing Paris has started dressing like something out of the Sound of Music?

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 19:23:45

  27. damn it is up to 8210

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 20:25:43

  28. Joey Butofuco and Paris-hmmm, what a match?

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2007 22:46:33

  29. I hope the little twit actually serves her time. The celebrity slut deserves a dose of real "reality."

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2007 14:59:24

  30. I DONT BELIEVE SHES GETTING ANY LETTERS FROM INMATES SAYING THEIR GONNA KILL HER OR ANYTHING TO HARM HER..THEIR LETTERS ARE READ BEFORE THEY GO OUT AND BEFORE THEY GET THEM..EXCEPT FOR THE LETTERS FROM ATTORNEYS... SO THIS SI JUST ANOTHER SCAM FOR PARIS TO GET THE PUBLICS PITY AND SOME HELP...IM NOT SAYING THOSE KIND SOF THINGS DONT HAPPEN..IM SAYING THE SUPPOSED LETTERS SHES GETTING STATING ALL THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!

    By SISSYANNM, on May 9, 2007 18:50:04

  31. All right... so there's no prisoner-on-prisoner contact? Fine. *truly disappointed*
    But: There's still the guards! Guards have fists. *grin*

    By Melpomene, on May 10, 2007 02:37:16

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