So true - when I was in middle school we had a Paula Abdul-choreographed routine for cheerleading -- I think if you paid some more $$$ then your squad could go and learn it directly from her, in Orlando.
It sucks that the sucess of AI somehow means she is successful and popular. Nobody watches AI for Paula or cares about her opinions (she is unintelligible). That outside media outlets bring her in to discuss AI as if she is in the know or has anything to say sucks. She got lucky and somehow thinks she merits star treatment. Paula sucks and is useless. She needs to be replaced and the show will go on without her and she (and the rest of the media that acts like she matters) will realize she (and Randy Jackson too) have no effect on American Idol. AI is successful due to Simon Cowell and the contest and contestants themselves. The rest is all unnecessary.
Dear Paula Abdul: Just shut up and suck my cock. Now. Nobody really cares about your B.S. anyway. So just shut up, get down on your knees and open wide. I will fill your mouth with joy.
"My brilliant job"? lo fucking l, this woman is flat out delusional. She's comic relief on the show, and even with that going for her, she nearly lost her job to Courtney Love. This talentless, drunk waste of skin needs to shut her blathering pie hole and drop to her knees. I'm next in line after Sevenmack!
So if her publicist is calling her names and not doing his job, fire his ungrateful ass and hire another, better one. Business is business and she needs to take care of business. But no, it's better to whine publicly and be a victim instead of just taking swift action. She deserves those names he calls her.
Stevenmack, you manwhore, sorry, but don't think Paul(a) likes the dong much. Or at least not old wrinkly ones. Have you no gaydar? Clearly, you are NOT our resident manwhore.
What puzzles me is WHY nobody remembers Abdul getting busted and shunned in the 80s for lip-synching. That's right, look-it-up club, the voice on her hits IS NOT HERS, metallic and overdubbed and horrisome as it may sound. It was a HUGE scandal, and you never hear a whisper of it these days. Milli Vanilli got it but good around the same time. People remember them, but not Paul(a)? Fire her publicist? THAT GENIUS? She should triple his/her salary for keeping the lip-synching scandal and her lying to her fans and the media about her ability to "sing" out of today's news. Paula Abdul is tone deaf, and that's a fact. That may be the reason she Doesn't fire the publicist. Oh, and every time she says, "Pitchy" or swoons over some off-key horrible voice, I want to belt her in the head. If she DID have any musical ability, she would not have swooned, for example, over that what's-hizname poser singing/butchering Roxanne five FULL STEPS below Sting's version. She wouldn't know on-key if the keys walked off the keyboard and into her mouth and down her throat and lodged in her Adam's apple. FAKE!
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By S. Cowell, on May 31, 2007 08:45:11
what a mess. they need to fire her.
By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 09:13:53
LOL re: S. Cowell.
I just don't understand these people...they live lives most of us would kill for. Make an appearance without your publicist..."OH THE HUMANITY!" Gawd.
By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 09:45:27
I'm more concerned that she's allowed to be own her own without a team of full time carers.
I loathe everything about this talentless cunt.
By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 10:12:37
So true - when I was in middle school we had a Paula Abdul-choreographed routine for cheerleading -- I think if you paid some more $$$ then your squad could go and learn it directly from her, in Orlando.
By Brooke, on May 31, 2007 10:27:07
Why are we talking about this broad again?
By Laurie, on May 31, 2007 10:47:12
It sucks that the sucess of AI somehow means she is successful and popular. Nobody watches AI for Paula or cares about her opinions (she is unintelligible). That outside media outlets bring her in to discuss AI as if she is in the know or has anything to say sucks. She got lucky and somehow thinks she merits star treatment. Paula sucks and is useless. She needs to be replaced and the show will go on without her and she (and the rest of the media that acts like she matters) will realize she (and Randy Jackson too) have no effect on American Idol. AI is successful due to Simon Cowell and the contest and contestants themselves. The rest is all unnecessary.
By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 10:54:05
Dear Paula Abdul: Just shut up and suck my cock. Now. Nobody really cares about your B.S. anyway. So just shut up, get down on your knees and open wide. I will fill your mouth with joy.
By Sevenmack, on May 31, 2007 11:37:41
"My brilliant job"? lo fucking l, this woman is flat out delusional. She's comic relief on the show, and even with that going for her, she nearly lost her job to Courtney Love. This talentless, drunk waste of skin needs to shut her blathering pie hole and drop to her knees. I'm next in line after Sevenmack!
By evil, on June 1, 2007 05:49:17
So if her publicist is calling her names and not doing his job, fire his ungrateful ass and hire another, better one. Business is business and she needs to take care of business.
But no, it's better to whine publicly and be a victim instead of just taking swift action. She deserves those names he calls her.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 11:25:38
Stevenmack, you manwhore, sorry, but don't think Paul(a) likes the dong much. Or at least not old wrinkly ones. Have you no gaydar? Clearly, you are NOT our resident manwhore.
What puzzles me is WHY nobody remembers Abdul getting busted and shunned in the 80s for lip-synching. That's right, look-it-up club, the voice on her hits IS NOT HERS, metallic and overdubbed and horrisome as it may sound. It was a HUGE scandal, and you never hear a whisper of it these days. Milli Vanilli got it but good around the same time. People remember them, but not Paul(a)? Fire her publicist? THAT GENIUS? She should triple his/her salary for keeping the lip-synching scandal and her lying to her fans and the media about her ability to "sing" out of today's news. Paula Abdul is tone deaf, and that's a fact. That may be the reason she Doesn't fire the publicist. Oh, and every time she says, "Pitchy" or swoons over some off-key horrible voice, I want to belt her in the head. If she DID have any musical ability, she would not have swooned, for example, over that what's-hizname poser singing/butchering Roxanne five FULL STEPS below Sting's version. She wouldn't know on-key if the keys walked off the keyboard and into her mouth and down her throat and lodged in her Adam's apple. FAKE!
By Sami F., on June 3, 2007 21:41:13
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