26 Comments:

1. I loved the movie. I just got back from watching it for the second time today acutally.
   The only thing that pretty much made it a little crappy was Keira Knightley...
   She's so annoying. I just remember after the first movie was done she hated watching herself and said she was terrible and wanted to become a better actress and the next two movies all she did was try and copy Johnny Depp's techniques. It was annoying.

   By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 20:31:47

2. That movie was shit. Next week it'll definitely fall off in terms of money making, like the Hulk did and most crappy movies that are really well marketed. Everyone goes to see it the first week, the nimrods who think the movie was good go and see it several times and then the next weekend word gets around that it's not that great and the attendance drops off.
   
   And Kiera really needs to quit trying to be anything but an actress. Play the character that you were given, Kiera, not the one you think you want to play.

   By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 20:58:21

3. Shit movie..
   
   Is Keira Knightley physically capable of facial expression?

   By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 21:01:17

4. POTC 2 was so horribly bad that I fell asleep several times during it. No way Deppy & Co. are getting any of my booty this time around.

   By Big Electric Cat, on May 30, 2007 22:26:15

5. Hulk not shit! Hulk intelligent!

   By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 22:52:21

6. Keira wasn't convincing in her role.. needed a beefier gal.
   
   Loved Johnny and loooooooooooved Barbosa
   
   All together now.. ARRRRRAAARRR ME HARTIES!

   By anonymous, on May 30, 2007 23:52:48

7. Johnny Depp is so hot! And a great actor. Keira Knightly is not worthy of his presence, she seriously looks like a guy and is so annoying.

   By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 00:22:45

8. Love ya' Johnny but I think it's time for an emergency call to the fashion police.

   By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 00:52:10

9. I seriously don't see what all the hoop-la about Knightly is. It looks like she's been eating powdered cocoa straight from the box. Are her teeth rotting out of her head or what? METH MOUTH!

   By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 07:25:01

10. Johnny Depp, I want to be your sex slave. I want to suck you senseless...

    By Eve, on May 31, 2007 07:47:36

11. Did Johnny Depp come to the opening dressed for his next role as a 12-year old kid?
    
    It looks like he put alot of effort into making it look like he didn't make an effort. What's that word? Oh yah! Contrived.

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 07:50:02

12. I've researched this very extensively, and I've found nothing to indicate that back in the pirate days, everybody was a too-skinny androgenous boygirl.

    By Roger Ebert's Remaining Face, on May 31, 2007 08:12:20

13. I love how women rave about Johnny Depp AND Matthew McConaughey (or Hugh Jackson). That's essentially equivalent to being bisexual.

    By Anne Heche, on May 31, 2007 08:18:57

14. @ Anne Heche. Hell no!...Matthew McCounaGAY is just ridiculous...and gross.

    By Eve, on May 31, 2007 09:18:52

15. Keira Knightly? Really? That bony thing trips your trigger? I'm waiting for the day when she can take a picture without pursing her lips or squishing her nose. Nasty 80 pound whore.

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 09:34:24

16. i enjoyed the movie.
    
    Everyone else here can go fuck themselves.

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 10:54:56

17. We saw the movie and didn't like it. It was about 35 minutes too long. The "Davey Jones Locker" sequence could have been shortened considerably.
    
    Why is Keira Knightly wasting away to nothing? She was very beautiful in the first POC, but now she's annoying. Why are they putting so much emphasis on her character?
    
    Does anyone else think they are going to make a fourth one?

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2007 12:23:58

18. Loved, the movie - even better than POTC 2. I plan to see it a second time - all those Depps, the things dreams are made of.

    By Johnny Depp's whore, on May 31, 2007 14:28:06

19. Keira needs to eat a hamburger, with the fries and shake. Hell ... I'll buy her a Value Meal just so I won't have to watch her bony-ass try to be sexy on film.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 02:15:25

20. Everyone was amazing except for Keira Knightly. When she was on the screen the only thing I saw were her jaws. Very unconvincing acting and way too boney for that movie. I liked her in the first Pirates. Depp and everyone else were fun to watch.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 06:20:15

21. Keira Knightley was extremely annoying in the 3rd one. And the movie itself was boring and hard to figure out.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 06:47:44

22. so sick of these movies. they suck.
    
    and keira is a troll. a bony ass troll.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 14:40:34

23. Wow. I'm amazed that film even made one penny. Biggest pile of nonsensical drivelly shit I've seen. Have people just all become really stupid, or what? I don't get it. Movies used to be so great.
    Guess that's why everyone's still yapping about the first Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Apocalypse Now, Blade Runner, etc. Those were the shit.

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 10:48:25

24. I used to want Depp as my boy toy, too, but now he's just weally, weally scarwey. What the hell is up with those silly bandanas? Does he use them for ass wiping or something? And he always looks dirty. And ill. Keira is also scary looking; what's up with the lower part of her face? Is it starvation making her look like a deskinned skull? Depp a great actor? In these movies? Come on. I haven't seen any of the movies, wouldn't spend the time or money on Disney fluff, so can't comment more, but the actors sure are pirate-y/skanky in real life. Ewwww!

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2007 22:07:49

25. Does that mean just because it's hard to top PotC 2 they didn't even try? Talk about a Freudian slip here.

    By Klappstuhl, on June 26, 2007 03:56:05

26. Hollywood has a Trilogy thing going, problem is it ruins the franchise (Blade, Matrix, Spiderman (even though the 2nd was good too), Star Wars I-III,..)
    
    Or making a 4th one, even though they should leave it as it is (Die Hard, Alien, Indiana Jones,..)

    By Klappstuhl, on June 26, 2007 12:04:18