This was a staged photo op to show everyone Heidi finally got her implants she's been talking about getting forever. It's all to get people to watch that terrible show, and I'm sorry I ever watched it.
I think it was Brokedown Palace...but anyways...j-bird, just because you think she has nice (fake) tits doesn't me she doesn't have a bad case of man-face.
You are so right... just another rich douche bag that thinks anyone with money can get around the law... SHE needs to be held responsible for HER actions instead of blaming her people.
And who's he foolin' calling Paris a role model? The racist rant? The partying? The hoochie clothes? The herpes? THE HERPES? WTF is this douche talking about?
I pray to the FSM that someone punches that jackass right in the face for being so stupid and then in the nuts for being on that shitty show. She's only a "role model" for girls who aspire to be paid for owning vaginas.
Posers...I have hated Spencer since "Princes of Malibu". He was the BIGGEST jackass & so proud of being a dick. Why does this kid think he is so important?
Sometimes Spartan law would be nice for alot of these douchebags .. send them out against a wolf .. if they don't come back ... well let's just assume they won't come back and be happy :)
One hundred thousand "sihnatures????????" THREE PEOPLE turned up at the free parislut NYC rally. And please don't give him any more coverage. Enough with the attention whores!!!!
I think you can still see the tape covering her scars/stitches in one of the pictures. Seriously? Can't wait long enough to let the shit heal before she goes flaunting the boobs. I bet when they break up, Spencer will sue to get the money back from those implants.
I don't watch this show and so don't know who these people are, but that girl is anything but fugly. Her body is amazing and her bolt-ons look better than most.
I know it's just the way her sweats are hanging, but if you blow up pic #2 it looks like she's packing heat down her left leg, and yes, he does appear to have wood in #3 & 4, speaking of which, I misplaced my roll of Tums.
heidi... fake boobs, fake friend, fake smile. FAKE FAKE FAKE. and spencer is a giant fucking waste of shit. my life is certainly dumber now that i actually took the time to read about those two jackoffs.
Um, she did get probation and she violated it. 99% of the population should be as lucky as she is. What a tool, worry about your own D list personality.
"I've always thought that the punishment should fit the crime. Paris has changed her image dramatically over the last couple years. Now she is such a good role model and a smart business woman. So it's a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail. She should get probation with community service, but no way should she be put in jail with real criminals."
hey cunt pump, everything you said is wrong: 1. the punishment does fit the crime. if i violated my probation for my two-drinks-with-dinner-dui, i'd be in jail in a minute. 2. really, she changed her image? ok since you say so, but wtf does that matter?!... wait, so therefore i can go rape your mother as long as i do it in my nice, new men's wearhouse suit? 3. now, last year, or when-the-fuck-ever has this spoiled slut ever been a good roll model and for whom? "smart business woman"? i think the word "opportunist" is appropriate. 4. miscommunication my ass. the bitch signed the terms of her probation and is therefore responsible... well i guess we had a miscommunication about me raping your mother in my new suit and therefore i'm not guilty. 5. she is already on probation and probably already has community service from her dui, that she isn't complying with dumbass... and yes she should go to jail. every average joe and jane that pulled this shit would not pass go and go directly to jail. celebrity, status, and money do not qualify you as a "good" person.
FAKE TITS YEEESSSSSSSSS NICE , ok whats with all of those assholes who want Paris to stay out of jail the whore belongs in jail with a 200 pounds lesbo who hates white rich girls come on she needs that 45 days in jail with her new room mate ,THATS HOT
"So it's a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail."
What does "having people" have to do with your driver's license?
Regardless of her status, all of the news coverage is pretty annoying.
Maybe she's a nice girl and the rest of the world are just haters, but she should just do her time quietly.
Shucks, with all of that money I'd buy all of the gossip rags and fire any writers who wrote bad stuff about me. Paris should have done that a long time ago when she was still a mystery.
The silly part...
I could shoot myself because I actually care what happens to her next.
52 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThis douche looks like a fucking Neanderthal. Wasn't he the Geico Caveman?
By Manny, on May 11, 2007 12:49:04
What is the deal with this idiot and these staged photo ops? They are both fugly and talentless.
And did that buck-toothed shitbag just say that Paris Hilton was a good role model? COME ON!!!!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:49:20
You calling that girl "fugly"? She fucking looks amazing in that bikini. Look at those tits.
"The Hills"...Why do these kids watch such stupid TV? Morons.
By J-Bird, on May 11, 2007 12:50:11
This was a staged photo op to show everyone Heidi finally got her implants she's been talking about getting forever. It's all to get people to watch that terrible show, and I'm sorry I ever watched it.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:51:57
Didn't that hair style die with the show "the greatest american hero" ?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:57:16
I think it was Brokedown Palace...but anyways...j-bird, just because you think she has nice (fake) tits doesn't me she doesn't have a bad case of man-face.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 12:57:37
You are so right... just another rich douche bag that thinks anyone with money can get around the law... SHE needs to be held responsible for HER actions instead of blaming her people.
And who's he foolin' calling Paris a role model? The racist rant? The partying? The hoochie clothes? The herpes? THE HERPES? WTF is this douche talking about?
By Katie, on May 11, 2007 12:58:03
Uhh.. have I spotted something that shouldn't be there?
By Uh oh, on May 11, 2007 13:06:07
He just has that 'look' that makes me want to hit him the stomach.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:07:58
Ugliest. Guy. EVER.
By puking in my mouth..., on May 11, 2007 13:10:25
Does he have a boner?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:11:38
How about his gigantic head??? It reminds me of those old Boso the Clown punching blow up thingys.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:17:15
thank you 16:10:25. He is so fucking ugly and creepy. He freaks me out whenever I switch channels and that show is on.
By Dani, on May 11, 2007 13:33:23
I'm so dumb, I was like huh, I never realized her boobs were so big, lol.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:36:33
He looks just like Chaka (sp?) on The Land Of The Lost.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 13:56:54
I pray to the FSM that someone punches that jackass right in the face for being so stupid and then in the nuts for being on that shitty show. She's only a "role model" for girls who aspire to be paid for owning vaginas.
By Dickie Hateface, on May 11, 2007 13:59:12
Never heard of him but he's obviously an idiot.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 14:09:08
I guess everyone thinks that they are a celeb these days. Even ugly nobodies. My sis-in-law should be an A-lister then.
By Lukasiewich, on May 11, 2007 14:12:00
Posers...I have hated Spencer since "Princes of Malibu". He was the BIGGEST jackass & so proud of being a dick. Why does this kid think he is so important?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 14:36:38
Ew yeah pics 3 and 4 it definitely looks like wood. Sick.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 14:44:34
these pics look so staged and phoney... this guys a big fuckin loser and shes just dumb
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 14:56:33
I know his girlfriend is a fake-titted bitch, but she ain't fugly. I mean c'mon, would rather fuck her or Fergie? That's what I thought.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 15:04:45
http://www.usmagazine.com/heidi_montag_before_and_after maybe she looks alright post surgery, but their kids would sure be dogs.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 15:04:57
Look at that giant head! Wow! I wonder if Macy's is missing a Thanksgiving day balloon. Ugly hair to boot.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 15:57:30
so all the dumb hollywood dickheads stick up for each other, eh? it's only because they don't want to go to jail when they get busted dui-ing.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 16:53:28
Sometimes Spartan law would be nice for alot of these douchebags .. send them out against a wolf .. if they don't come back ... well let's just assume they won't come back and be happy :)
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 16:56:39
brillo pad hair!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 17:18:47
One hundred thousand "sihnatures????????" THREE PEOPLE turned up at the free parislut NYC rally. And please don't give him any more coverage. Enough with the attention whores!!!!
By kathy hilton sucks, on May 11, 2007 17:23:17
who the fuck is this leather cheerio and who the fuck cares what he has to say. shut the fuck up and go back to being a terd tapper quietly.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 17:24:08
Who the fuck are these people, and who cares?
He does look like a reject from the Geico commercials.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 17:34:09
I think you can still see the tape covering her scars/stitches in one of the pictures. Seriously? Can't wait long enough to let the shit heal before she goes flaunting the boobs. I bet when they break up, Spencer will sue to get the money back from those implants.
By what douche bags, on May 11, 2007 17:46:01
I don't watch this show and so don't know who these people are, but that girl is anything but fugly. Her body is amazing and her bolt-ons look better than most.
By S., on May 11, 2007 17:56:04
chicks boobs look like granite, they're so fake.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 11, 2007 18:00:10
I know it's just the way her sweats are hanging, but if you blow up pic #2 it looks like she's packing heat down her left leg, and yes, he does appear to have wood in #3 & 4, speaking of which, I misplaced my roll of Tums.
By Texas Tucker, on May 11, 2007 20:20:03
her tits don't fit her ugly ass body..I guess she's still getting used to carrying bags of silicones on her chest
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 20:44:22
If that girl is fugly I need glasses. I would certainly hit it.
By stinkfart, on May 11, 2007 20:48:28
And yes he does have a chubby in the second-to-last photo in the series. It's hard to tell because it's such a cute little bugger.
By stinkfart, on May 11, 2007 20:50:09
He is definitely pitching a tent and that chick has no curves
By anonymous, on May 11, 2007 21:43:56
heidi... fake boobs, fake friend, fake smile. FAKE FAKE FAKE. and spencer is a giant fucking waste of shit. my life is certainly dumber now that i actually took the time to read about those two jackoffs.
By dano, on May 12, 2007 08:19:17
Um, she did get probation and she violated it. 99% of the population should be as lucky as she is. What a tool, worry about your own D list personality.
By Mark, on May 12, 2007 10:01:07
"I've always thought that the punishment should fit the crime. Paris has changed her image dramatically over the last couple years. Now she is such a good role model and a smart business woman. So it's a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail. She should get probation with community service, but no way should she be put in jail with real criminals."
hey cunt pump, everything you said is wrong:
1. the punishment does fit the crime. if i violated my probation for my two-drinks-with-dinner-dui, i'd be in jail in a minute.
2. really, she changed her image? ok since you say so, but wtf does that matter?!... wait, so therefore i can go rape your mother as long as i do it in my nice, new men's wearhouse suit?
3. now, last year, or when-the-fuck-ever has this spoiled slut ever been a good roll model and for whom? "smart business woman"? i think the word "opportunist" is appropriate.
4. miscommunication my ass. the bitch signed the terms of her probation and is therefore responsible... well i guess we had a miscommunication about me raping your mother in my new suit and therefore i'm not guilty.
5. she is already on probation and probably already has community service from her dui, that she isn't complying with dumbass... and yes she should go to jail. every average joe and jane that pulled this shit would not pass go and go directly to jail. celebrity, status, and money do not qualify you as a "good" person.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 11:38:02
If you throw it a banana, it will come.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 11:42:21
Who is this jackass? Why would he think that his stupid opion matters? To anything!?
By Saffy, on May 12, 2007 12:35:17
I think they deserve each other, they're both blinded by each others FUGLYNESS to realize they both SUCK!
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 14:10:58
does that come in adult size?
By anonymous, on May 12, 2007 15:19:34
FAKE TITS YEEESSSSSSSSS NICE , ok whats with all of those assholes who want Paris to stay out of jail the whore belongs in jail with a 200 pounds lesbo who hates white rich girls come on she needs that 45 days in jail with her new room mate ,THATS HOT
By anonymous, on May 13, 2007 00:57:22
My manager at work informed me he watches The Hills. I politely smiled then cut off his dick and said, "you don't deserve this."
At least now I have something to slap these two douche bags with.
By Mike D, on May 13, 2007 10:50:49
thank god his daddys rich, or he'd never get any pune...or does she use the strap-on???
By william s rhyde, on May 13, 2007 14:10:25
So he's going to get 10,000 signatures and send them to the mayor, who has no power to actually do anything. I wish I had time to waste like that.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 06:27:59
So he's going to get 10,000 signatures and send them to the mayor, who has no power to actually do anything. I wish I had time to waste like that.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2007 06:28:00
"So it's a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail."
What does "having people" have to do with your driver's license?
Regardless of her status, all of the news coverage is pretty annoying.
Maybe she's a nice girl and the rest of the world are just haters, but she should just do her time quietly.
Shucks, with all of that money I'd buy all of the gossip rags and fire any writers who wrote bad stuff about me. Paris should have done that a long time ago when she was still a mystery.
The silly part...
I could shoot myself because I actually care what happens to her next.
Do you think she'll get into a jail fight?
By Oh, robot, on May 14, 2007 06:32:35
Heidi-ho and Eddie Munster are perfect for each other.
By anonymous, on May 15, 2007 06:08:44
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