I'm just waiting for adam rothenberg to be found stabbed to death by pieces of glass and a sign written in his blood saying "DEATH FROM XENU" on the wall. Nah, you go Katie! slut yourself out! have a lesbian fling with Posh, ANYTHING to make yourself more interesting!
Her hair looks EXACTLY like Angelina's in "Might Heart," playing Marianne Pearl. The only differences are that Katie wore her fake belly BEFORE the wacky hair, and Angelina looked good, not like a mentally ill zombie.
this flick is going to be a direct to dvd flop. you do know that both tom and his mother joined her on the set, and that in beverly hills, tom rents a mansion where he lives with katie, the baby suri (who is probably about a year older than they say) the two adopted kids tom adopted with ex nicole (the daughter is only a few years younger than katie) his two sisters and each of their kids live there and some cousin, there is also supposed to be some guesthouse where four $cientology freakazoid minders live. this is like the manson / adams family with a little glamour covering up how really dark and messed up it all is.
I don't really feel like going and looking up what scientologists believe in (again), but I think any work you do must be kind of... to the cause of scientology... What I'm saying is, it's definately a good sign that Katie's out working with other people! God, what have they done to her! It's like Rosemary's Baby in here!
"How long can this long legged beauty stay with that angry little midget, Tom Cruise?"
Are you serious? Please tell me you're not serious...long legged beauty? She's like 5' 6" but next to Tom, who is about 4' 10" she looks like an amazon, I'll admit. But...she's not pretty..I'm sorry. She's always been ugly and she always will be. She needs to get them teef fixed...once her herpes-infested grill is snazzed up, she could probably hit up match.com and get more than just james vanderbeek to hit her back.
At least she looks pretty good in these pics. I like the leggings and the shoes. Its so weird that this is Joey from Dawsons Creek and now she's a zombie/stepford wife.
Katie has the look of someone with a stick up her butt.
Hey Anal, Ever REALLY think about it before you typed your wistful bend her and do her anally comment? Think about who's been there before you..engrams engrams you do that and by physical contact, whammo; you're automatically one of THEM! You can catch Scientology brainwashing through adulterous anal sex with a high Thetan's wife! Just IMAGINE what the aliens will do to you when Tom pays them off and directs them to carry out his sincerest wishes for your auditing pleasure..I've heard their, er, "experiments" (the aliens, that is) on humans can get a little, um, rough. Poor lamb.
Katie has the look of someone with a stick up her butt.
Hey Anal, Ever REALLY think about it before you typed your wistful bend her and do her anally comment? Think about who's been there before you..engrams engrams you do that and by physical contact, whammo; you're automatically one of THEM! You can catch Scientology brainwashing through adulterous anal sex with a high Thetan's wife! Just IMAGINE what the aliens will do to you when Tom pays them off and directs them to carry out his sincerest wishes for your auditing pleasure..I've heard their, er, "experiments" (the aliens, that is) on humans can get a little, um, rough. Poor lamb.
33 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThis may just be me, but doesn't Tom look like a dyke or maybe like Hillary Swank from boys don't cry?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:32:56
I hope the Cruiser goes ape-shit and jumps up and down on furniture, just like a fucking ape.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:34:10
"She'd probably let you do anal if you could reach the top shelf."
be fair now - that line alone wins Todd a moratorium on any and all criticism, for at least a week.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 12:38:18
Good God Man.
It seems being married to Tom Cruise ages you by 20 years.
Eek.
By I'm scared of Katie, on May 2, 2007 13:07:38
Damn, Katie looks like she's about 60 in that picture from the set. I guess Tom Cruise is a life-sucking vampire after all.
We all know that Tom sucks. He's the suckiest suck that ever sucked.
By The Vampire Lestat, on May 2, 2007 13:08:46
I'm just waiting for adam rothenberg to be found stabbed to death by pieces of glass and a sign written in his blood saying "DEATH FROM XENU" on the wall.
Nah, you go Katie! slut yourself out! have a lesbian fling with Posh, ANYTHING to make yourself more interesting!
By Bitchsticks, on May 2, 2007 13:11:21
yuck tom cruise is really ugly now! i don't want whatever vitamins he's taking.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 13:23:13
when is her contract up?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 13:37:47
Don't know about you, but Katie looks seriously uncomfortable on those pictures, to me.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 14:21:22
she looks ridiculously uncomfortable, though.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 14:27:56
"Sure, Tom, you have a lot more money and power than Adam does. But you know what? After I have SEX with him my finger doesn't smell like his ass!"
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 15:03:30
Anal! I would so love to give her anal, as she looked humiliated bent over the arm of a couch....
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 15:14:15
she'd let you do anal because that's all tom ever wants to do to her... she's a pro by now.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 15:21:21
Big surprise there.
She's only contractually married to that garden gnome scientologist, so it's no surprise that she's flirting with someone she's actually attracted to.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 16:55:58
Damn, Xenu is gonna get her now.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 16:57:58
Her hair looks EXACTLY like Angelina's in "Might Heart," playing Marianne Pearl. The only differences are that Katie wore her fake belly BEFORE the wacky hair, and Angelina looked good, not like a mentally ill zombie.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:19:16
WHAT!!! Goddamn you Tom Cruise .. you had one job .. keep Katie Holmes from acting and you couldn't even do that.
Xenu is most displeased. Most displeased indeed ...
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 17:51:33
seriously...has anyone really thought about how creepy this 'marriage' is?
By Billie a.k.a Jackie dressed in cobras, on May 2, 2007 18:24:15
How long can this long legged beauty stay with that angry little midget, Tom Cruise?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:08:13
at first i was like "what is Rupert Everett doing cuddling that nappy haired old woman?" and then i rtfa. ya..
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:28:18
this flick is going to be a direct to dvd flop. you do know that both tom and his mother joined her on the set, and that in beverly hills, tom rents a mansion where he lives with katie, the baby suri (who is probably about a year older than they say) the two adopted kids tom adopted with ex nicole (the daughter is only a few years younger than katie) his two sisters and each of their kids live there and some cousin, there is also supposed to be some guesthouse where four $cientology freakazoid minders live. this is like the manson / adams family with a little glamour covering up how really dark and messed up it all is.
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 20:39:29
why is tom wearing girls sunglasses?
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 21:08:14
Well, she's only got 2 more years to go in her contract.
Almost there...
By anonymous, on May 2, 2007 22:35:08
I don't really feel like going and looking up what scientologists believe in (again), but I think any work you do must be kind of... to the cause of scientology... What I'm saying is, it's definately a good sign that Katie's out working with other people! God, what have they done to her! It's like Rosemary's Baby in here!
By CJ, on May 3, 2007 03:58:29
If you ask me Katie looks uncomfortable in these photos of her and another guy
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 07:02:54
I guess someones getting extra brainwashing when she gets home.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 08:28:26
she is tired of fuckign his little dick she wants 8 to 10 inches in her now she wants to have an orgasm
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 09:31:00
Why does she always wear heels? I would never wear heels if i had a short stumpy man like that. Tom does not look good anymore....
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 09:42:04
"How long can this long legged beauty stay with that angry little midget, Tom Cruise?"
Are you serious? Please tell me you're not serious...long legged beauty? She's like 5' 6" but next to Tom, who is about 4' 10" she looks like an amazon, I'll admit. But...she's not pretty..I'm sorry. She's always been ugly and she always will be. She needs to get them teef fixed...once her herpes-infested grill is snazzed up, she could probably hit up match.com and get more than just james vanderbeek to hit her back.
By eeeks.com, on May 3, 2007 10:38:07
At least she looks pretty good in these pics. I like the leggings and the shoes. Its so weird that this is Joey from Dawsons Creek and now she's a zombie/stepford wife.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2007 17:43:34
Are you freaking kidding me? They look uncomfortable as all hell. What an asinine story.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2007 16:57:02
Katie has the look of someone with a stick up her butt.
Hey Anal, Ever REALLY think about it before you typed your wistful bend her and do her anally comment? Think about who's been there before you..engrams engrams you do that and by physical contact, whammo; you're automatically one of THEM! You can catch Scientology brainwashing through adulterous anal sex with a high Thetan's wife! Just IMAGINE what the aliens will do to you when Tom pays them off and directs them to carry out his sincerest wishes for your auditing pleasure..I've heard their, er, "experiments" (the aliens, that is) on humans can get a little, um, rough. Poor lamb.
By SF, on May 19, 2007 20:47:39
Katie has the look of someone with a stick up her butt.
Hey Anal, Ever REALLY think about it before you typed your wistful bend her and do her anally comment? Think about who's been there before you..engrams engrams you do that and by physical contact, whammo; you're automatically one of THEM! You can catch Scientology brainwashing through adulterous anal sex with a high Thetan's wife! Just IMAGINE what the aliens will do to you when Tom pays them off and directs them to carry out his sincerest wishes for your auditing pleasure..I've heard their, er, "experiments" (the aliens, that is) on humans can get a little, um, rough. Poor lamb.
By SF, on May 19, 2007 20:47:41
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