She used to be pretty. Find pictures of her original "Playmate of the Year" spread.
Now her face looks a little messed up - prolly from surgery. You know her lips are all collagen-wrong because her upper lip is thicker than her lower one. Classic "trout pout".
Too bad these starlets can't stop f*&%ing up their face with needless "enhancements".
Wow... she started out a beautiful young lady and ended up a beatiful old shemale. Talk about cosmetic surgery gone wrong... did she tell her surgeon she wanted to look like David Hasselhoff or what? What a bummer.
I have some relatives here for the long weekend and a couple of male relatives think Victoria is sooooooo hot.
So, Jenny, can I get the link to the photos of Vic carousing around with that short, funk-toothed troll? Thanks...:)
(Clicking the 'Victoria Silvstedt' label doesn't, unfortunately, bring up all of your past posts on her....ie: cavorting with the troll or rubbin' one out on her balcony.)
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Leave Your CommentShe used to be pretty. Find pictures of her original "Playmate of the Year" spread.
Now her face looks a little messed up - prolly from surgery. You know her lips are all collagen-wrong because her upper lip is thicker than her lower one. Classic "trout pout".
Too bad these starlets can't stop f*&%ing up their face with needless "enhancements".
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 05:46:33
Wow... she started out a beautiful young lady and ended up a beatiful old shemale. Talk about cosmetic surgery gone wrong... did she tell her surgeon she wanted to look like David Hasselhoff or what? What a bummer.
By Captain Unixbeard, on May 21, 2007 05:52:54
Mmmmmm, Ikea. Swedish Meatballs. I wonder if they're open on Victoria Day?
By Vigilante, on May 21, 2007 05:53:32
not to get too technical here...
but 50% "purebred". is that like being a little bit pregnant?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 06:35:10
Hoo, that's a lotta plastic surgery. I think people are getting used to that wierd smile where the corners of the top lip can only move back, not up.
By Kacky, on May 21, 2007 06:52:07
I'm 100% swedish, and I live in Sweden, so, yay :) Jag älskar eran blog!
By Victoria (not Silvstedt), on May 21, 2007 07:03:35
Oh cmon... you wanted to write Victoria Silvstedt's Cans in Cannes... admit it! ;)
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 07:57:16
Ay carumba... I'm just waiting for the Ikea couch "soffpotatis"
By Jonas, on May 21, 2007 08:15:11
what is up with her mouth ? everything looks great, except her face - ugh
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 08:59:45
Victoria Silvstedt does have cans. Buh du bum bum!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 09:45:12
Very pretty from a distance. Close-up her jaw is HUGE. Not so pretty.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 10:07:14
I have some relatives here for the long weekend and a couple of male relatives think Victoria is sooooooo hot.
So, Jenny, can I get the link to the photos of Vic carousing around with that short, funk-toothed troll? Thanks...:)
(Clicking the 'Victoria Silvstedt' label doesn't, unfortunately, bring up all of your past posts on her....ie: cavorting with the troll or rubbin' one out on her balcony.)
By joejoe, on May 21, 2007 10:14:35
Detta kan man kalla svenska! Haha I read your blog every day,and its really great. Sweden is a great country and we love you to! Jag älskar dig!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 10:31:09
not to get too technical here...
but 50% "purebred". is that like being a little bit pregnant?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 09:35:10
actually its a little bit like you not being smart enough to recognize a joke when you read one
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 10:52:57
@ 13:52:
ditto.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 10:58:58
I think she's still fucking gorgeous. I love those blonde bombshells. She beats Pam Anderson any day.
By straight male, on May 21, 2007 11:02:22
not to get too technical here...
but nobody "happens to be Swedish". it's all very cause-and effect, and official-like.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 11:13:00
shots of Absolut, nude, voluptuous women
Yeah, we really wouldn't want to see this...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 11:17:51
Is she still married to the sports caster?
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 11:46:05
no, now she's married to a simple caster. she says "that's just how i roll".
By anonymous, on May 21, 2007 12:24:46
Fortsätt med vad du gör, för du gör det bra.
By PCP, on May 21, 2007 14:58:56
Tack sa hemskt mycket!
Hey, joejoe...
We had to take those pictures down because Victoria's lawyers came after us. Sorry, darlin'.
Smooches,
Jenny
By Jenny, on May 21, 2007 15:06:39
The only thing from Sweden I like is Mads Mikkelsen...oh, sorry, he is Danish.
By Eve, on May 21, 2007 16:11:05
Damn lawyers...
Thanks anyways, Jenny.
By joejoe, on May 21, 2007 16:27:43
I am half Swede too! SVERGIES REPRESENT!!
By Lauren, on May 22, 2007 12:55:59
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