Britney Spears is Wearing Underwear


Hopefully Britney is thinking some of the 800 photographers with their camera lenses aimed right at her snatch are gynecologists. Maybe she's just a busy girl hoping for a drive-thru exam. Ok, Ms. Spears ... Punjab, Jose and Frank have all concluded you have a severe case of "asscrack hair" - while Mohammad, Demetrius and Pablo think you "smell funky." That's the best they could do. What the fuck do you expect from a drive-thru gyno, anyway?


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