Is she famous? She could rob Fort Knox naked and still nobody cares about her. Hathaway seems stuck up to me. She looks like she is smelling something bad all of the time. She reminds me of Penelope Ann Miller. Another actress Hollywood kept inflicting on us until we revoked her star status once and for all.
I would read the details of this investigation, wipe away my tears of shock and disappointment, and then bravely titty-fuck her before skeeting in her unethical eyes. Because I'm a stand-up guy, that's why.
This is pretty bad. If she sent me a picture of herself naked in a sphinx pose with a full-length mirror behind her, looking straight ahead with her mouth open and her tongue out, I might forgive her.
She's not bad looking in the face, and has a really nice bod. Her problem is the clown makeup. Definitely the one to learn the first rule of makeup: ONE FOCAL POINT. Eyes or lips, never both. Maybe her role in BBM did her in...
I'll bet she's a little devious wonder in the sack. Before you know it, she slipped her finger in your rear end and then just gives you one of those 'oops, did I do that' silly grins.
She thinks she's Julia Roberts with her big brown eyes. But there's a difference between doe eyes and crazy, googly, "Help me, I don't know who I am" eyes.
I have proof that Anne Hathaway's anus is the source of Lou Gehrig's Disease. You see, the proof is in the pudding, and pudding is something that is attained when one exchanges currency for goods and services. Services are something that 16-year-old Chinese girls give at massage parlors, and parlors are where The Big Machine creates the daily quota of Phillipinos. These Phillipinos look like humans to me and you, but in reality they are atmoic weasels, stoats, and marmots, and they are put on The Earth to eat toast. Once all of the toast is consumed, they are responsible for finding racoons and licking them. The world's pudding supply is distributed and a FIFO inventory basis, along with Jessica Beil's huge tampons. You see, her tampons are also used as Ionic COlumns in Greek architecture, and at 5:13 PM Mountain Time each night, porcupines will emerge from her vagina. On one of the Greek islands, I think it is the one that is named Jeff, there is a 2 month old baby that lives under a manhole, and he sells candy. He is a shrewd businessbaby, as he charges 43% interest on all chocolate fallopian tubes (a delicacy in Uzbekistan). As I write this sacred tome, Mother Earth is being raped outside my window. Raped by five black guys. Help us.
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This women tries too hard to be something she's not which is a sex symbol. someone needs to tell her to just be herself, stop trying so hard, and comming off as desperate!
Wow, she's obviously a bitch--there's no way to spin that stuff to make her seem OK--but she's always been really hot. These pictures are sort of crappy, but just check her out in movies. If you guys think she's ugly you've really got some problems.
love the "hollywood inflicting actresses on us" theory. that's totally what they do. fling a bunch of *starlets* at us like spaghetti and see which ones stick.
Todd, go rent yourself "Havoc" again. You may see Anne Hathaway in Playboy, but it's nothing like watching her play with her nipples while moaning "Wanna fuck me?" That's great cinema.
Also, the boyfriend looks gay, so I think they're just beards for each other.
And finally, we like Anne Hathaway for the same reason we like Scarlett Johanssen. It's not because either one of them can act, it's because they have big hooters.
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By Anne?, on June 18, 2007 10:42:19
I think that she's already well in the middle of said death spiral. Nice pics, though.
By Meander, on June 18, 2007 11:10:57
Private Foundations have come under fire with new HR4 legislation. It's a good thing and it's obviously working.
By bv, on June 18, 2007 11:13:15
I would recognize her on the street. Serious girl-crush on her and her rack and all.
By annie, on June 18, 2007 11:36:00
Is she famous? She could rob Fort Knox naked and still nobody cares about her. Hathaway seems stuck up to me. She looks like she is smelling something bad all of the time. She reminds me of Penelope Ann Miller. Another actress Hollywood kept inflicting on us until we revoked her star status once and for all.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 11:37:07
Thank God I came across this post! I was just about to rewrite my will to leave everything to that charity.
By Warren Buffett (Jimmy's brother), on June 18, 2007 11:38:15
I would read the details of this investigation, wipe away my tears of shock and disappointment, and then bravely titty-fuck her before skeeting in her unethical eyes. Because I'm a stand-up guy, that's why.
By Kill All Poor People, on June 18, 2007 11:40:20
I always thought of her as hotter, less stuck-up version of Emmy Rossum. Apparently she's no less of a gold-digger though.
By TheBig28, on June 18, 2007 11:52:33
This is pretty bad. If she sent me a picture of herself naked in a sphinx pose with a full-length mirror behind her, looking straight ahead with her mouth open and her tongue out, I might forgive her.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 11:54:10
I find Anne Hathaway so disturbing to look at. She has big fish eyes, or something.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 11:57:25
She looks like a mime.
By dm, on June 18, 2007 12:00:57
They should both be beatin to death with rubber hoses if this is true.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 12:05:20
I'd fuck The Joker. Or the mime. Once she's naked and her head is banging against the headboard, I'm sure I won't mind one bit.
By 3 of the 4 straight guys on IDLYITW, on June 18, 2007 12:07:15
Her punishment: a full hour of merciless anal. Look - she's already getting ready for it in that last picture.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 12:18:17
She's not bad looking in the face, and has a really nice bod. Her problem is the clown makeup. Definitely the one to learn the first rule of makeup: ONE FOCAL POINT. Eyes or lips, never both. Maybe her role in BBM did her in...
By Licky, on June 18, 2007 13:13:12
Why was the beauty stipulation lifted when Anne Hathaway got into the business?
By Laurie, on June 18, 2007 15:15:13
I'll bet she's a little devious wonder in the sack. Before you know it, she slipped her finger in your rear end and then just gives you one of those 'oops, did I do that' silly grins.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 15:50:39
If fradulent means sexy, then....yes
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 17:34:39
She thinks she's Julia Roberts with her big brown eyes. But there's a difference between doe eyes and crazy, googly, "Help me, I don't know who I am" eyes.
By Gorilla_At_Large, on June 18, 2007 17:41:24
She is 10x hotter than Julia Roberts ever was, you cuntrag.
Julia Roberts looks like some kind of deep-sea fish that has 200 teeth.
By J-Bird, on June 18, 2007 19:06:53
I have proof that Anne Hathaway's anus is the source of Lou Gehrig's Disease. You see, the proof is in the pudding, and pudding is something that is attained when one exchanges currency for goods and services. Services are something that 16-year-old Chinese girls give at massage parlors, and parlors are where The Big Machine creates the daily quota of Phillipinos. These Phillipinos look like humans to me and you, but in reality they are atmoic weasels, stoats, and marmots, and they are put on The Earth to eat toast. Once all of the toast is consumed, they are responsible for finding racoons and licking them. The world's pudding supply is distributed and a FIFO inventory basis, along with Jessica Beil's huge tampons. You see, her tampons are also used as Ionic COlumns in Greek architecture, and at 5:13 PM Mountain Time each night, porcupines will emerge from her vagina. On one of the Greek islands, I think it is the one that is named Jeff, there is a 2 month old baby that lives under a manhole, and he sells candy. He is a shrewd businessbaby, as he charges 43% interest on all chocolate fallopian tubes (a delicacy in Uzbekistan). As I write this sacred tome, Mother Earth is being raped outside my window. Raped by five black guys. Help us.
By Satan, on June 18, 2007 19:22:58
Yo! yo, yo YO. Yo YO! Yo! YO YO YO!!! Yo. Yo, yo yo, YO, yo! yo? yo! yo yo YO YO YO!!!!!!
yo. YO! yo? yo? yo yo YO YO!!! yo. YO, yo yo yo, YOYOYOYOYOYO!!! YO! yo, yo. yo yo yo YO YO yO!!!! Yo??? YO!!! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!!! YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO!! yo.
know what I'm sayin?
yo.
By Blingy Washington, on June 18, 2007 19:25:53
Yo Blingy!
Are you currently a Howard student or are you an alumnus?
Just wonderin', yo.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 19:37:06
This women tries too hard to be something she's not which is a sex symbol. someone needs to tell her to just be herself, stop trying so hard, and comming off as desperate!
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 20:35:27
No matter how hard a I squint and grip my penis, I just can't make this bitch hot. God dammit.
By Lil Jimmy, on June 18, 2007 22:09:47
She's hot. You are all douchebags.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 00:36:32
I'd hit that
By Emily Blunt, on June 19, 2007 04:34:49
to you By Satan, on June 18, 2007 22:22:58<<<
By sparklingmalice, on June 19, 2007 05:23:54
that's cuz ur gay, lil jimmy. don't worry, they'll post more pics of johnny depp soon.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 05:48:15
In theory she would be attractive and all. It's just - she has this "princess diaries" vibes.
By die Krautsalaten, on June 19, 2007 05:59:56
you really, who??
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 06:37:31
Wow, she's obviously a bitch--there's no way to spin that stuff to make her seem OK--but she's always been really hot. These pictures are sort of crappy, but just check her out in movies. If you guys think she's ugly you've really got some problems.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 06:41:45
Um, I never thought I'd say this, but if that's really Satan, I kind of want to sell my soul to him...Keep it up, you crazy cat!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 07:18:51
@14:37...
love the "hollywood inflicting actresses on us" theory. that's totally what they do. fling a bunch of *starlets* at us like spaghetti and see which ones stick.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 07:38:10
"If you guys think she's ugly you've really got some problems."
Yeah, problems finding her attractive. Some guys jack off looking at potting soil. No accounting for taste.
By Laurie, on June 19, 2007 07:52:26
@ 8:48:15
Truthfully, I would find it easier to jack off to Johnny Depp than this chick. I do think Princess Diaries has something to do with it.
By Lil Jimmy, on June 19, 2007 09:46:23
so she is gonna be the next big slut in hollywood??? , she looks like she is ready in those pics
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:33:10
Todd, go rent yourself "Havoc" again. You may see Anne Hathaway in Playboy, but it's nothing like watching her play with her nipples while moaning "Wanna fuck me?" That's great cinema.
Also, the boyfriend looks gay, so I think they're just beards for each other.
And finally, we like Anne Hathaway for the same reason we like Scarlett Johanssen. It's not because either one of them can act, it's because they have big hooters.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:49:58
Havoc was hot. She looks like a gangly Penelope Cruz.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:16:37
she really creeps me out. her trying to act sexy just makes me cringe....
where's scarlett??
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 18:18:26
Watching her bang some filthy Mexicans in "Havoc" turned me off of her forever.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 20:45:17
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