92 Comments:

• Beyonce is going to look like Aretha Franklin in about 10 yrs.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 09:37:15

• Great. Here goes another "report your income" survey. ("I love big butts" = well below the median)

  By D. Trump, on June 19, 2007 09:38:06

• Here we go. Time to break out the nachos and veggie dip.

  By J-Bird, on June 19, 2007 09:40:41

• You're an ass. Not everyone needs to adhere to the white aesthetic of skeletal beauty sans booty/thighs.

  By paperdoll, on June 19, 2007 09:40:52

• her bikini top looks like a size too small

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 09:41:06

• I'm white and I'm shaped just like Beyonce. I'm going to get breast implants, so I don't look so out of proportion though.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 09:41:51

• yeah her top is way too small, but it's obvious she did that so she doesn't look so flat chested.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 09:46:02

• Dinisaur?? That is ridiculous. As someone who IS that white skeletal thing, I would kill for beyonce's body. She's gorgeous and shaped like an actual female, and clearly not out of shape by any stretch of the imagination. So lets stop giving her so much crap, kay?

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 09:46:39

• Yo yo YO!! I'm wit U, Paperdoll! I'M WIT U!!
  
  Y'all is RACIST up in this mothafucking piece, yo! yo yo TODD?! TODD?! Why she wearing a dinosaur costume, huh? Why dat?! Why dat?! You saying she looks like Blackasaurus? Huh? Huh mothafucka?
  
  Y'all WISH you would have the privilege of eating peanut butter out of this fine hoe's beatiful ass. That thing is a chocolate mountain of PERFECTION! Each and every crevice of cellulite is like the Earf's techtonichtronic plates. You know, the things that cause Earf-quakes.

  By Blingy Washington, on June 19, 2007 09:48:15

• Why do black people lay in the sun? Do they get blacker? Browner? Red? Seriously.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 09:48:58

• she's a true bitch. and she has a fat ass.
  
  next.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 09:51:43

• awesome body... not a toothpick with eyeballs like most of Hollywood!

  By Hefe, on June 19, 2007 10:00:58

• Beyonce is talented. We should appreciate her for her music, not her looks alone. And anyway, she is full-figured, not fat. If you're used to bony asses, I suppose you might think hers is "fat" but it's not, it's normal.
  
  But she was a total bitch to that very nice young Jennifer Hudson. Now, Jennifer's somewhat big-boned but she's definitely not fat, she's normal. And she's extremely talented, and very humble and polite. I really like Jennifer - she was so sweet, even when that fatass bitch Beyonce was putting her down.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:01:38

• Beyonce is a fucking CUNT, so all I see is all that cellulite on her ass an thighs. :)

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:02:40

• Thank God she's not wearing a thong. Britney Spears could learn something from Beyonce.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:04:20

• For the life of me, I will never understand why black people tan. Laying out in the sun to get more color? What the hell is that about?

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:07:15

• Here's the thing: Beyonce is constantly dieting, dancing and working out and on tour and what sucks is that she won't ever be able to get rid of the cellulite. My friend runs 10 miles a day and her legs have more jelly than Beyonce. Genetics blow. Her stomach is awesome though...totally chisled...my nizzle

  By eeeks.com, on June 19, 2007 10:09:51

• I think she looks fit and healthy. She might not be nice but she looks stonger and more fit than most people I know.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:11:26

• As soon as she has kids and stops being able to sell tickets to concerts she'll let all that go and will be FAT FAT FAT. That's just how she's shaped.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:12:15

• Dear anon 13:01 - I'm sorry as it seems that you've had some tragedy in your life that has left you with poor eyesight, but Jennifer Hudson is a lot more than "big boned". Seriously? The girl is a giant fat pig.

  By Carolina , on June 19, 2007 10:19:51

• She seemed big footish like her fellow negro sista serena.

  By black boy, on June 19, 2007 10:20:50

• I like her. I don't know what she's like in real life. Maybe she is a bitch and that would be a shame. She's a great entertainer and she keeps herself to herself instead of trolloping about like Britney and co. She has a lovely figure and a lovely man. Not everyone is supposed to be skinny. She looks like a real woman. I'm white, so I do envy her bigger bum a bit. Cellulite is normal. Get over it.

  By Michelle, on June 19, 2007 10:24:25

• shoulda read "beyonce is a yacht"

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:25:22

• ummm... she is fat. salma hayek is curvy. that is plain fat. and jenniffer hudson big boned???? hahaha, just like star jones is hippy, rosie is voluptuous and aretha franklin is perky!! HA
  keep telling that to yourself.
  also, chicks, stop talking about yourself, your bodies, your implants, your amputations, no one gives a shit ok? we are trashing famous people, so please do not share your body types.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:25:36

• I love you Todd, but she looks good here and you calling her bikini bottoms those that would fit a dinosaur is way off. She looks great. Of course, she's still a total bitch with an ugly boyfriend.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:27:44

• yeah, she's big-boned. got a big ol' ASS bone. and i've got a big ol' stomach bone. wait, another big ol' bone of mine just popped up...

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:27:51

• oh no her ass is BIGGER then the yacht thats just nasty

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:29:55

• If half the stories are true Beyonce is a *monstrous* bitch, and her singing sounds like an opera diva having a seizure, but when she drops all the extra padding she looks - as the kids say - slammin'! Unfortunately, unless she decides to do triathlons in her spare time, that ass has about a five year warranty on it. She's gonna look like a buffalo once she turns 30 and her metabolism slows.

  By The Reverend Al Blumpkin, on June 19, 2007 10:31:41

• if she stays out in the sun long enough to get a sunburn on her butt, she'll look exactly like a baboon in heat

  By Russell Simmons, on June 19, 2007 10:40:50

• She looks great. Who do you go home to every night? Friggin' Aphrodite?
  
  Meh.

  By Dave, on June 19, 2007 10:44:49

• I don't get it. She looks beautiful and healthy. I don't know her personally, so I can't comment on how she is in real life. Otherwise, I don't see anything wrong with her body.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:45:16

• She's hot and sexy! She looks exactly like the hookers I see every day driving home from downtown. If I felt like taking a risk (disease) I'd bag me a Beyonce-hooker and do every dirty deed I could google. But some day you gotta grow up, get a good job, move upscale, and find a smart good looking woman who looks elegant, not like a cartoon advertisement for anal sex.

  By guess what color, on June 19, 2007 11:03:30

• I hate to be childish about this but you're all morons (Todd -- love ya but you're included). You just can't win around here. You get trashed for being emaciated and trashed for being fat and from the post and comments attached to these pics, apparently you get trashed for being healthy too. She's black. She has an ass and thick upper legs. That doesn't make her fat. You konw how to tell? Look at her stomach. Look at her arms. Look at her cheek bones. Look at her waist and her lower back. This woman is, from a clinical point of view, at her ideal weight. And the great thing about it is (and I realize that I'm moving into the subjective), she looks HOT. That is a body built for sex. Granted, most of you seated in front of your jizz crusted laptop wouldn't understand what that means. I might also point out that she is on yacht and you are -- well -- you've probably never been a yacht. While her wealth does not validate her a person, compared to some of the other slimy brats who've had it all handed to them, she's a hard worker with talent. So, if you must rip her apart for not looking like tits on a stick, at least acknowledge that she sells records for a reason other than her dad's wealth and connections.

  By Scolding Hot, on June 19, 2007 11:26:57

• no.
  
  she's just fat.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:37:12

• Christ, it could be much, much worse.

  By mutterhals, on June 19, 2007 11:38:33

• Actually she is only famous because her daddy is her shrewd manager and she gets writing credits for songs she doesn't even write. She's a black Jessica Simpson, nothing more.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:39:25

• "Beyonce is going to look like Aretha Franklin in about 10 yrs."
  
  LMAO so true. And NICE LIPO SCARS, Beyonce. Any trained eye can see those.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:40:24

• a black Jessica Simpson - that's perfect!
  
  so, you swap the crazy-lookin tits (Jessica) for a crazy-looking butt (Beyonce).
  
  but unlike Jessica, Beyonce really knows how to gold-dig (Jay-Z, instead of...John Mayer??? jesus...)

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:50:44

• Hey her hair is lookin good. Is that real or fake cuz me likey.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:10:04

• you're way off on this one.. that body looks real and GOOD. I agree she might explode someday when she stops working out, but this isn't the day. You're crazy.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:24:57

• I'm not into black chicks, but I've always thought Beyonce had a great body. I love those curves. I guess Todd's dating Aphrodite, so I can see why he's picky.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:28:03

• @ 15:10, that's a weave. Black chicks can't grow hair like that unless one of their parents isn't black.

  By ethnic lesson, on June 19, 2007 12:29:58

• Perfect post Scolding Hot

  By Hefe, on June 19, 2007 12:43:03

• 14:50, the difference is that Jay-Z is spending his money on gold bouncing cars and other wise investments, while Mayer probably isn't. Put it this way, I'd rather have Mayer's bank account than Jay-Z's in 20 years.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:45:40

• I can't stand Beyonce, and hate her songs (especially Irreplaceable and it's "rhyme" of minute and minute), but I can't fault her for having a big ass. Some women will always have a largish rear end, relatively speaking, no matter what they do. I have a friend who ran track for years and was very thin, but her behind and upper thighs were still large in comparison. Genetics.
  If she were really fat, she'd be fat all over like in the stomach and face.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:02:34

• What black people aren't allowed to enjoy the sun because they might get darker? What the fuck? Not all black people turn "blacker" anyway. My best friend and her uncles turn kind of a golden color when they get out of the sun and they look gorgeous.
  

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:04:10

• To all the people who say that Beyonce is "normal": Where the fuck do you live? In the hippo pond at the L.A. Zoo?!?
  
  Beyonce has a fat ass, and there's no way to sugarcoat it. If that's what you're into, whatever, it's your predilection, but don't think you can defend her by insisting that she's "normal" and that everyone else is a "twig" or "toothpick"...sheesh.
  
  
  TZ

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:23:20

• To all the people who say that Beyonce is "normal": Where the fuck do you live? In the hippo pond at the L.A. Zoo?!?
  
  Beyonce has a fat ass, and there's no way to sugarcoat it. If that's what you're into, whatever, it's your predilection, but don't think you can defend her by insisting that she's "normal" and that everyone else is a "twig" or "toothpick"...sheesh.
  
  
  TZ

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:28:54

• Beyonce is not "talented" she's just a female hustler. She shakes her fat ass at rich powerful men and they get excited (the missus is a stick who'll only do missionary) and set up opportunities for her. One time, she went up against an actual talent (Jennifer Hudson) and got her fat ass totally whomped. It's amazing that some people admire her.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:32:38

• the difference is that Jay-Z is spending his "...money on gold bouncing cars and other wise investments, while Mayer probably isn't. Put it this way, I'd rather have Mayer's bank account than Jay-Z's in 20 years."
  
  Um, I know the "racism" and stereotypes on this site are supposed to be cute and shocking but are you serious? Look, there might be a lot of rappers who spend their money frivolously and live beyond their means. Jay Z is not one of them. He's rich. Really rich. Don't believe me? Ask Forbes.
  

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:36:10

• John Mayer invested all his money in vintage whine.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:43:57

• Jay-Z spends a lot of what he earns on shit unlike other people who invest and save. That yacht they RENTED probably cost Jay-Z $500,000 a day plus all the unnecessary shit like security he hires because like most black rappers, he thinks he's fucking Scarface. Forbes tracks what these people make, but they don't count how much of it they waste to throw it in your face and show off.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:48:19

• anonymous 16:04:10
  
  Don't freak out too much over a simple misconception. A lot of white folks who've never had black friends (or the nerve to ask a black acquaintance) honestly don't have the slightest idea that black people can or would want to tan. Hell, I nearly stalked out of a haircut when the girl doing my cut said "sorry, I don't do black hair" to a woman who popped into the salon. I was seething inside until she started a conversation with someone else in the salon about how learning to do black hair was something she had meant to learn for years but never had the time. 23 years old, black friends my entire life, and I still didn't know that cutting and styling black and white hair are fairly unrelated skills. I felt completely stupid.
  
  It's a sad thing that in 2007 we still aren't relaxed enough about race in the country to be able to say "Seriously? You tan?" to someone black without being afraid of starting a riot. We still have *so* far to go.
  
  Doesn't change the fact that Beyonce sings like Maria Callas on crystal meth, tho...

  By The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther Kinko's, on June 19, 2007 13:51:04

• Cmon, folks, don't be foolish. This is the very best that Beyonce can get her ass to look. Liposuction, exercise, dieting, skin creams, you name it - she prepped for this bikini time.
  
  And yet, you can see her thighs and butt just barely holding it all in, absolutely dying to let loose with a peal of thunder followed by a flabalanche of cellulite. That won't happen in a few years - it'll happen in a few weeks, when bikini time is over and she backs off all the toning rituals and eats more freely. We've already seen it, when she looks like brown-and-serve sausage when she's stuffed into her jeans during her "fat time".
  
  So sure, hit the jiggly hooker before she falls apart, then walk away. Girlfriend? Errrrrrrr...no.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:52:15

• Vanilla Ice:
  
  White rapper who's worth more than most of those Cash Money Millionaires and all the other Bling Bling Bentley driving idiots because he invested most of his money in real estate and other smart places instead of $2 million dollar necklaces. Think about it.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:56:13

• 16:51 makes a very good point. My hairstylist makes over $100,000 a year doing hair, but she doesn't have black clients because she couldn't take the time to learn how to do their type of hair and couldn't afford to invest her own money supplying her salon for that type of hair. It's not racist to bring this stuff up and ask about it. If you don't want want people to sound ignorant, then teach them instead of calling them "RACIST!!!!" for asking.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:00:45

• BeYAWNce is blubbery from the waist down. I would NEVER wear a bikini if I was that fat. She must own 50,000 mirrors. She needs to use one of them.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:07:57

• My hairstylist also doesn't have black clients, but she said it was because she didn't want to buy an expensive alarm system for the salon.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:12:48

• When I first read it I actually did think that it said "Beyonce is a yacht" and I'm not lying. Homegirl has too much goin on below the waist. Sad, but true. Oh well what can she do?

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 15:41:37

• I imagine most of you are young boys and girls. Let me explain something to you all: That is the body of a good black woman. As someone else said, it's built for sex. Just cause some of you would be scared to handle that, doesn't mean it's bad. Ask any black man, and many white boys who know, and they will tell you, she ain't fat.

  By Lord Hollow, on June 19, 2007 16:01:19

• beyonce's sexy. her body is thick and juicy and any guy who likes sex with WOMEN would appreciate it.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 16:37:04

• WTF Did this person just dis Beyonce's backside?
  
  SO WRONG.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 16:53:51

• Hm, I actually really like her body. But if she lets herself go just a few pounds over, she will look like a huge fat fuck. Careful, Beyonce, you're straddling the line!

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 17:35:15

• I imagine most of you are young boys and girls. Let me explain something to you all: That is the body of a good black woman. As someone else said, it's built for sex. Just cause some of you would be scared to handle that, doesn't mean it's bad. Ask any black man, and many white boys who know, and they will tell you, she ain't fat
  
  Single middle-aged black woman.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 17:41:56

• She looks good to me. She wears that ass and those thighs well.

  By Willa Dodge, on June 19, 2007 18:16:13

• Todd, I am a black girl who loves your site and thinks you're hilarious, but... c'mon. I can't help but be a little hurt by these posts and take them kind of personally. She can't help having a small waist and curvy rear end anymore than I can. So why call her a whale? Besides, some guys like that... if she's really as mean as people say, call her out on being a bitch, but leave the comments on her body out of it, please. Considering that the average women is heavier, all you're doing is making them all feel bad about themselves for being who they are and losing some fans of the site in the process.
  
  Not everyone can be as thin as Megan Fox, although I admit she is stunning.

  By GirlfromCanadaWhoThinksToddIsBeingMean, on June 19, 2007 19:39:40

• Actually the first thing I thought was that her top was way too small and its doing a pathetic job to push up her boobs.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 19:42:37

• I'd just like to add to my previous comment, some guys like that... including my white boyfriend. Yes, guys of all kinds are drawn to this sort of figure, so just because you're not, Todd, and you like your girls a little more Nicole Ritchie-esque, doesn't mean you have to say cruel things about curvy women.

  By GirlfromCanadaThinksToddIsBeingMean, on June 19, 2007 19:43:31

• I think she looks just fine. i wish my stomach was chisled like that.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 20:01:21

• i cant stand her or her music, but she is not fat. i think she looks good. she has no rolls, some people are pear shaped and she is one of them.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 20:12:03

• Pooooo...fake and WAY overated, she is all image and money and she is ugly and fat, can't stand her and never have.

  By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 20:53:34

• I hate Beyonce, but her body is hot here, sorry.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 00:35:46

• I have absolutely no idea of what you American men like if you can't find this beautiful. I honestly don't know what the hell this woman sings, cause every time I overheard her on something, she sounded like a complete fraud that shouldn't be allowed in the music business. But you guys are saying this is a "fat ass"?? What should an ass be? flat like in a 10y.o. boy??

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 01:04:27

• I have absolutely no idea of what you American men like if you can't find this beautiful. I honestly don't know what the hell this woman sings, cause every time I overheard her on something, she sounded like a complete fraud that shouldn't be allowed in the music business. But you guys are saying this is a "fat ass"?? What should an ass be? flat like in a 10y.o. boy??
  Yes of course, because there's only Beyonce's fat ass or the ass of a 10 year old boy. There's no in between. It's either I like this or I like skeletons. Thanks for the heads up.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 05:51:07

• Beware!
  For out of fat, frumpy, brown asses, come fat, frumpy, brown turds! that ass ought to be deployed in Iraq, for purposes of chemical warfare.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 05:54:34

• I can only assume Todd is a really a gay man, because that's the only logical explanation for him wanting women to look like prepubescent boys.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 05:59:48

• I have a big ass and small waist, haven't been without a good looking guy with a good job in 10 years and I'm white.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 07:05:52

• Dude, I'm with you on a lot of things, namely kelly brooke, but I think Beyonce is pretty freakin' hot, or at least has her moments. Come one... give dat ass a break!

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 07:10:42

• i'd take her body in a second. and, may i add, the camera adds 10 pounds so in real life she looks even better than those photos.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 07:49:45

• cant believe someone actually asks, here why black people lay out in the sun, if it aint to get a tan.
  
  i hope all of you also only fuck to get pregnant,racist morons.
  
  and: beyoncé looks good , her music sucks
  
  

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 08:11:50

• Heck, I'd gladly have sex with her. A sex-only "relationship" would be awesome. But most guys would love to have sex with lots of booby-butty girls, that's why strippers and porn stars are jiggly, not skinny. We want to play with plentiful naughty bits. On the other hand, considering her as an actual person...would I want to appear in public with this cartoon-butt girl? Hell no. I'd want to show that I'm with a classy sleek attractive woman, not merely that I'm screwing a big-butted jiggly girl. That's the difference. Even guys have to grow up sometime (well, the white ones, at least).

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 08:35:32

• There seem to be alot of people on here that are WAY the fuck too sensative.
  
  "bottom half of a dinosaur costume" that is fucking brilliant!

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:07:03

• Her ass is fine, it's her thighs that are too big.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:37:18

• Personally, I'd take this over a white chick with huge love handles hanging over the back of her jeans. If you're gonna have a few extra pounds, this is the place to carry it.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:39:57

• for those you calling her fat - three words...GET A GRIP

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:36:50

• So what do You brilliant critics suggest? That a completely healthy woman who is not overweight should starve herself until she is underweight or undergo plastic surgery just because she has a normal unproportional body like most people? A bit of common sense would be nice.

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:56:19

• Are you kidding me? She looks hot!

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 19:57:23

• what a hater.
  that frontal shot is smoking.
  her abs, hips... she is bad as hell.
  
  
  maybe you post your picture so we can see what what costume yur body looks like.
  
  beyonce, star works out several days a week.
  
  you, STAN, work behind laptop all day.
  
  

  By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 22:56:58

• for someone who works out as often as she claims she sure does not look toned and that's not great abs, more like jelly abs

  By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 02:51:55

• Please don't bump this off the page...I love seeing the welfare crowd talking up "big booty" in between hits from the crack stem.

  By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:51:03

• Why do you have all those people hating on Beyonce? She must be doing something right.
  She is beautiful,talented and probably richer than most of the'better starlets' will ever be.
  Leave the woman alone. one more thing: Don't white people Tan a whole lot to get brown? Yes, brown. Admit it.There's nothing wrong with having color in your life. Some cream too.

  By dunchuss, on June 27, 2007 09:39:01

• PEOPLE SAYING MEAN THINGS ABOUT BEYONCE.SAYING SHE HAS A FAT ASS.SO WHAT I HAVE A FAT ASS IN MEN LIKE IT.NO WOMEN ON THIS EARTH IS PERFECT WE ALL HAVE SOME BODY ISSUE.MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE GO IN GET THERE FIX.BEYONCE IS NOT ONE OF THEM.PEOPLE GET SAYING SHE BALD HEADED IT NO SUCH THING AS BALD HEADED ANYMORE.MOST WOMEN ARE WEARING THERE HAIR SHORT AND GETTING WEAVES OR JUST WEARING IT SHORT.BEYONCE DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YA ARE SAYING ABOUT HER BECAUSE SHE FAMOUS AND RICH.SHE A CLOTHES DESIGNER AND SINGER AND ACTRESS.I'M LIKE BEYONCE IF YOU GOT IT FLAUNT IT.SO WHAT IF SHE FLAT CHESTED.THAT THE WAY GOD MADE HER.WHERE I COME FROM MEN DON'T LIKE WOMEN WITH FAKE BREAST.LIKE AT CHILLI FROM T.L.C SHE DON'T HAVE BREAST OR ASS AND SHE UGLY AS HELL.

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 00:45:52