I`d say she looks like a hooker, but that would be an insult to hookers everywhere, because hookers have to put more of an effort into their appearance.
This is the kind of story that makes a gloomy day brighter than the sun. 'She'd actually have to sing....so, she canceled'. That is a beautiful thing. This must finally, truly, once and for all be the death blow for Twitney...girl, consider your head ripped off, crushed, and the remaining fragments burst into white-hot flames. You are Dead! All hail Cyndi Lauper!
the great thing about this is that she sounds like any loser on american idol. can she sing. sure. in a very, very mediocre fashion. glad you're staying home, britbrit, cause i have to work that show.
Am I the only one who would bang the fuck out of Britney? Her face nowadays is pretty blah but her bod is still pretty hot especially after having a couple kids.
31 Comments:
Leave Your CommentNice motherfuckin` outfit, woman...
I`d say she looks like a hooker, but that would be an insult to hookers everywhere, because hookers have to put more of an effort into their appearance.
By joejoe, on June 28, 2007 11:22:57
Who is the tanned up babe that's always with Britney? Is it her sponsor? What's her deal?
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 11:23:35
I like this video better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3IQMX1UC9k
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 11:24:38
This is the kind of story that makes a gloomy day brighter than the sun. 'She'd actually have to sing....so, she canceled'. That is a beautiful thing. This must finally, truly, once and for all be the death blow for Twitney...girl, consider your head ripped off, crushed, and the remaining fragments burst into white-hot flames. You are Dead! All hail Cyndi Lauper!
By SOMP, on June 28, 2007 11:25:01
Who is her friend??? She is really HOT! I'd Hit it!
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 11:42:30
Is she even aware her shirt shrank in the dryer? Her voice sounds Like a bag of kittens in a fire! What's left to say? Well put.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 12:21:14
You mean her enabler cousin. Standing next to Britney, anything looks hot.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 12:21:15
That was like watching a visual eulogy, that's right, Britney, you were soooooo manufactured! Those days are over, so you are over! Bye Bye!
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 12:33:17
Why not just hire the dude with the ukelele as an opening act? He was pretty good and I bet he works cheap.
By Zen Wizard, on June 28, 2007 12:40:42
"bag of kittens on fire" - lmao.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 12:49:15
No, no, no, she would've performed, but under doctor's orders she needs to rest her voice. And her doctor's name is.......
Dr. Charles Sophy.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 13:19:38
Chicks like this NEVER connect with reality. Sad, really.
By Rick Sparks, on June 28, 2007 13:55:40
WHAT? She can't really sing without all of the magic of studio equipment? I'm shocked!
Did you LISTEN to her? Just when I thought I couldn't laught AT her anymore, I am busting a gut here.
She is such a moron thinking anyone even cares about her anymore.
If only more people and/or places demanded such standards that Cyndi Lauper did, the sooner Britney would be out of our lives forever. Kudos to her.
By Lu Lu, on June 28, 2007 14:09:19
She sounds like a bad or worse fake Jessica Simpson. Doesn"t she?
By lynda s, on June 28, 2007 14:15:02
More pictures of Britney's friend. Digitally erase Britney out of them.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 14:29:00
What a fraud.
And ROTF @ joejoe comment!
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 14:48:14
T-rash.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 15:10:22
I admit that "video full of Britney Spears not lip syncing" should have been all the warning I needed. I didn't listen to my gut.
By Laurie, on June 28, 2007 15:20:30
"Bag of kittens in a fire..."
I think I just shit myself. Thanks you sir!
By Pete puma, on June 28, 2007 15:41:50
the great thing about this is that she sounds like any loser on american idol. can she sing. sure. in a very, very mediocre fashion. glad you're staying home, britbrit, cause i have to work that show.
By livvie, on June 28, 2007 15:54:23
Britney has lip-synched her entire career.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 16:53:30
Shes become mini Rosie O'Donnell....or Mini RoDell
By mark, on June 28, 2007 17:09:17
Britney, whatever you do, don't breathe! Your shirt's about to pop open.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 17:32:43
GET IN MY BELLY!!!! I AM GONNA EAT YOU!!! -Fat Bastard
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 18:25:36
So I guess Madonna won't be appearing any time soon either then if there's NO lypsyncing allowed.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 19:27:09
Waaaaait one second here! Is she PREGNANT AGAIN??????
I'm just suprised she didn't wear those nasty-ass brown boots with the outfit. Don't put it past her, folks!
By Ortrud Jones, on June 28, 2007 19:29:09
SHe looks pregnant again! if not, she is just fat and nasty
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 21:10:35
Briney Spears is a mediocre, disgusting, piece of shit hog.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 21:12:38
Am I the only one who would bang the fuck out of Britney? Her face nowadays is pretty blah but her bod is still pretty hot especially after having a couple kids.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 22:25:25
I wouldn't be surprised if this piece of shit really thinks MUSIC is about this thing she does.
When confronted with real work and artistic demands, all she's left to do is squeak, dress porrly, run and hide. Away from her kids, obviously.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 23:08:18
my weekend maid is far better than this skunk when it comes to dressing and accessorizing...poor girl!just go away!
By sparklingmalice, on July 2, 2007 02:11:54
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