Life must be tough, beach resorts in Mexico a few days ago and now Hawaii? Some part of me would like to hunt down every person who bought a Shitney CD and tear their arms off for creating this monster.
If this is true, I think it actually says a lot more about what kind of place Promises is than what kind of person Britney is. I mean, we all already knew her. What the hell kind of rehabilitation center recommends "counselors" with the ethics of a fifteen-year-old horndog? If he were her doctor, he'd lose his license. But wait, what am I saying? Certainly medical problems like addiction, depression, and psychosis are best treated by literally lounging by a pool in the sunshine, not by doctors.
Why do you have to use the word "retarded" to make fun of people who are obviously not retarded? She's just stupid. I have a "retarded" daughter who is smarter than Britney and the light of my life. Using "retarded" in that context is offensive.
People that get fussy about using the word "retarded" to describe stupid people or stupid things are totally retarded. God, I hate that! Look, how long have we been in PC world? Clearly the word "retard" and its various derivatives no longer are meant to refer to "disabled" or "challenged" or however else you want to candy-coat the actual clinical condition these days. It's just like the word "Gay"...used to mean happy...then meant queer...now means...well...retarded! they are just words people. Arrangements of letters. Nothing more. Calm down and remove your undies from your crack.
While I agree that Linda has a lot of nerve complaining about people being mean on a site that's completely dedicated to, well, being mean, I think we're missing the real problem here.
Britney really is retarded, so the argument about who's really retarded is kinda retarded.
Wait, how is he a drug counselor and real estate developer? I am a licensed Substance abuse counselor in the State of NY and if I broke the code of ethics and started dating a client, I would get fired in a second and most likely lose my license. Insane.
as much as I'd like to be for the notion that, "hey, they're just words" For many people, words are a lot more powerful than just being a word, nothing more. I think it's really easy to oversimplify this...I forgot this is IDLYITW though.
That top of photo of her is the best ever!! You should always run that. As far as the word retarded, I don't know anyone who uses that word as an epithet who actually would describe a person with Downs or other condition as "retarded". "Retarded" is just an expression for people like Britney.
Is there anyone she won't sleep with? Well, if she would sleep with KFed I guess the answer is obvious. I sure hope the guy used protection. She must be infested.
all the tabs keep calling her "newly thin and fit" which makes me feel really good as I should be fucking posing for playboy if that is considered thin and fit. Sit ups much?
"a level of dumb to classify Britney Spears, but I think it's somewhere between life support and a coaster. She should wear a helmet on general principle. I saw a homeless man brushing his teeth with a dead bird one time and that made more sense that what Britney has done the last six months."
Britney would have a gangbang right now with Liberace and Rock Hudson if they could manage to squeak the words "I love you" out of their 20+ year dead mouths.
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Leave Your CommentLife must be tough, beach resorts in Mexico a few days ago and now Hawaii? Some part of me would like to hunt down every person who bought a Shitney CD and tear their arms off for creating this monster.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 11:10:18
At least I don't have to look at her dented ass
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 11:11:29
At least Jayden James doesn't look as retarded as Sean Preston.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 11:22:31
With her kids but still not touching or holding them...Prolly best for their health anyway.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 11:25:11
Best picture of her EVER
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 11:25:43
In re to the pics: Oh right, she has kids. The way she's always running around, it's easy to forget.
By cataclsmic, on June 7, 2007 11:26:16
That picture is awesome. And by awesome I mean the ugliest I've ever seen and it gave me cancer.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 11:38:26
If this is true, I think it actually says a lot more about what kind of place Promises is than what kind of person Britney is. I mean, we all already knew her. What the hell kind of rehabilitation center recommends "counselors" with the ethics of a fifteen-year-old horndog? If he were her doctor, he'd lose his license. But wait, what am I saying? Certainly medical problems like addiction, depression, and psychosis are best treated by literally lounging by a pool in the sunshine, not by doctors.
I hate these people.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 11:59:26
Why do you have to use the word "retarded" to make fun of people who are obviously not retarded? She's just stupid. I have a "retarded" daughter who is smarter than Britney and the light of my life. Using "retarded" in that context is offensive.
By Linda, on June 7, 2007 12:05:23
If you really had a "retarded" daughter, you'd NEVER call her "retarded," so stop lying, dumb bitch.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 12:06:58
I'd update the caption for those pictures. "Britney's bodyguard actually with her kids." Considering their parents I'd sterilize them now.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 12:18:01
People that get fussy about using the word "retarded" to describe stupid people or stupid things are totally retarded. God, I hate that! Look, how long have we been in PC world? Clearly the word "retard" and its various derivatives no longer are meant to refer to "disabled" or "challenged" or however else you want to candy-coat the actual clinical condition these days. It's just like the word "Gay"...used to mean happy...then meant queer...now means...well...retarded! they are just words people. Arrangements of letters. Nothing more. Calm down and remove your undies from your crack.
Britney Spears = retarded. Period.
By Captain America, on June 7, 2007 12:37:59
Maybe you should have said "Bwitney Speahz iz a complete Wee-tahhd !
By thatwateriscoldanddeep, on June 7, 2007 12:41:49
While I agree that Linda has a lot of nerve complaining about people being mean on a site that's completely dedicated to, well, being mean, I think we're missing the real problem here.
Britney really is retarded, so the argument about who's really retarded is kinda retarded.
That said, fuck off, lady.
By Frank Hitler, on June 7, 2007 12:58:15
Wait, how is he a drug counselor and real estate developer? I am a licensed Substance abuse counselor in the State of NY and if I broke the code of ethics and started dating a client, I would get fired in a second and most likely lose my license. Insane.
By mark, on June 7, 2007 13:02:02
People that are sensitive are retarded to even come here. So STFU retard.
Britney is extremely retarded looking.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 13:03:06
I prefer "tard" - it conveys the meaning, and yet it adds a light, jaunty tone to conversation!
By Corky, on June 7, 2007 13:04:51
Hey Mom! Mom! Get off the computer! Your retarded daughter is eating out of the dogfood bowl again!
By Retard's longsuffering sister, on June 7, 2007 13:05:57
I guess being a retard is hereditary 15:05:23
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 13:09:47
as much as I'd like to be for the notion that, "hey, they're just words" For many people, words are a lot more powerful than just being a word, nothing more. I think it's really easy to oversimplify this...I forgot this is IDLYITW though.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 13:13:29
Words only have power that you give them yourself.
Retard.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 13:30:14
Seriously, you guys, this is so retarded!
By Linda's daughter's thick tongue, on June 7, 2007 13:34:10
That top of photo of her is the best ever!! You should always run that.
As far as the word retarded, I don't know anyone who uses that word as an epithet who actually would describe a person with Downs or other condition as "retarded". "Retarded" is just an expression for people like Britney.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 13:52:42
If I had downs or another mental problem, I rather be called retarded than "special."
Oh wait, I do have a mental problem, I come to IDLYITW. :)
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 14:02:42
Is there anyone she won't sleep with? Well, if she would sleep with KFed I guess the answer is obvious. I sure hope the guy used protection. She must be infested.
By Queen Elizabeth, on June 7, 2007 14:12:52
Obviously, retards and people that love them get pissed off when people refer to complete morons as retards. It gives retards a bad name.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 14:18:29
Wait, isn't this everybodygetsahug.com?
By Linda's fucked-up chromosomes, on June 7, 2007 14:52:04
She runs around a lot, but remember that KFed has them 4 days in the week.
It's good to see her out with the youngest kid.
By Me, on June 7, 2007 15:13:00
Looks like Shitney mid-sneeze. LOL Putrid. Simply putrid.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 15:30:46
Corky...I love you.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 16:40:59
all the tabs keep calling her "newly thin and fit" which makes me feel really good as I should be fucking posing for playboy if that is considered thin and fit. Sit ups much?
By megger, on June 7, 2007 17:00:11
to the author of this piece:
"a level of dumb to classify Britney Spears, but I think it's somewhere between life support and a coaster. She should wear a helmet on general principle. I saw a homeless man brushing his teeth with a dead bird one time and that made more sense that what Britney has done the last six months."
dude, LMFAO - that is comedic brilliance.
By no one important, on June 7, 2007 17:37:10
this "counselor" is obviously helping Brit-Brit stay clean via the "Sobriety Stick" method.
By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 18:47:45
That picture made me crack up laughing..........ahahaha, fucking brilliant.
By Saz, on June 8, 2007 01:55:49
White trash, true to form.
By Mr. T, on June 8, 2007 06:03:03
She's definitely an R-tard. That picture of her in emotional pain makes ME feel good.
"Yessssss... Your tears sustain me. Mmmmmmm..."
- Stewie Griffin
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 07:51:51
She is sofa king we Todd Ed.
I seriously lmao reading this piece.
"a level of dumb to classify Britney Spears, but I think it's somewhere between life support and a coaster."
Todd, funny shit.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 08:17:05
She looks like Tammy Fay Baker in that pic.
By lookwhaticando, on June 8, 2007 08:25:45
Britney would have a gangbang right now with Liberace and Rock Hudson if they could manage to squeak the words "I love you" out of their 20+ year dead mouths.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 08:28:52
Ha Ha, that's awesome. I'm sick of hearing how good she's doing. She's still simple minded, and needs to go back to the "country."
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:07:27
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