I don't really understand how someone who just got out of rehab (Britney) can make fun of someone who just entered (Lindsay). I guess you could argue that it's Linds' second run, but at least she managed to do it with a full head of hair. I would say they're just about even, except for the fact that being a big useless drunk is less acceptable than ever when you've got two babies. But then, Lindsay could have killed someone drunk driving...
Abort, abort! My brain can't decide which one is worse. I can only hope that Todd and Jenny will continue their daily reports so that I can someday, somehow, choose which skank is worse. In the meantime, I'll just say they're both horrifying.
I don't even understand that first title, it makes absolutely no sense. I read about it a couple days ago, and the more I think about it, the more brain cells I have melt away. Here's my vote for her album title..."Here's how a washed-up hillbilly crackwhore makes one last fleeting effort to hold on to a career that's already gone." I know it's long, but ain't it catchy?
It should be called "Delusional" which is what she is if she really thinks anyone gives a flying monkey about her "music" anymore. Seriously Twitney, all we want to know about is when you're going to come out as a bisexual, when shooting begins for your debut anal gang porn, and how many films before we see some dual penetration. Thanks, hon.
I'd really like to know how many members of the "official Britney Spears fan club" there are as of right now. 5? 6? How sad. Sadder still that she uses a lame picture from 4 years ago to post recent messages next to.
Jesus H.! I was going to join the Britney Fan Club so I could submit my album name suggestions -- only to find out this crew wants $25! Nearly $30 if it's "international" (Yeah that exchange rate thing is a bitch what with the weak dollar!). As such I'll leave my suggestions here and one of Brit's minions can pick them up and report back:
- Is that an umbrella in your pants or are you just happy to see me (again!) - I just had a brief marriage, two kids, a mental breakdown, and a stay in rehab and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! - Underwear, Schumderwear - Buy this album: I've got two kids and one ex to feed - Shar! - Rehab 5 - Bargain bin here I come! - Buy this album, get the next one free! - Oops! Shar did it again!
How about "Sloppy Beef Curtains", "Torpedo Titties", "These Boots Were Made for Walking, and Lounging, and Fucking, and Bathing (Occasionally)"? or "Cheeto Stains In My $5 Wig"? Or simply "We're Country, Y'all!"
Dignity is the name of Hilary Duff's new album (which actually isn't bad) Otherwise, all of those names suck. And since B has no integrity or dignity, why would she even consider those two titles?
Stupid slut, nobody cares what you call your next collection of overproduced, same sounding drivel. Shut the fuck up! Stop singing! Kneel before me and use your cockhole for the the only thing it's good for!
Is that a big stain on the bottom of her dress in the 4th pic? Wouldn't be surprising because there are lots of other pics of her with stains on her clothes. She really has to be the sloppiest, skankiest, dirtiest celebrity ever.
Here's a few suggestions: - Skankenstein - What Kids? You Mean They Aren't Dead Already, Y'all? - ExtensionsRUs - Shhhh...You had me at, "I'm a Used Up Crack Whore" - TARD
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Leave Your CommentRemixed, Reinspired, Refocused? That's her new album's tag line?
Maybe it should be called "Don't do meth."
By Angry Pirate, on June 15, 2007 07:55:08
Where are her boots, y'all?
By Lawdog, on June 15, 2007 07:59:10
I don't really understand how someone who just got out of rehab (Britney) can make fun of someone who just entered (Lindsay). I guess you could argue that it's Linds' second run, but at least she managed to do it with a full head of hair. I would say they're just about even, except for the fact that being a big useless drunk is less acceptable than ever when you've got two babies. But then, Lindsay could have killed someone drunk driving...
Abort, abort! My brain can't decide which one is worse. I can only hope that Todd and Jenny will continue their daily reports so that I can someday, somehow, choose which skank is worse. In the meantime, I'll just say they're both horrifying.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 08:10:33
how about calling it... "Panty Crickets"
By snellllll, on June 15, 2007 08:24:58
How about "I Keep My Tits in My Socks," "Come See My Show - You'll Be Out In 20 Minutes," or "I'm a Lip-Syncing Retard... Still!"
By Angry Drunk Pirate, on June 15, 2007 08:38:17
I don't even understand that first title, it makes absolutely no sense. I read about it a couple days ago, and the more I think about it, the more brain cells I have melt away. Here's my vote for her album title..."Here's how a washed-up hillbilly crackwhore makes one last fleeting effort to hold on to a career that's already gone." I know it's long, but ain't it catchy?
By justin, on June 15, 2007 08:47:16
It should be called "Delusional" which is what she is if she really thinks anyone gives a flying monkey about her "music" anymore. Seriously Twitney, all we want to know about is when you're going to come out as a bisexual, when shooting begins for your debut anal gang porn, and how many films before we see some dual penetration. Thanks, hon.
By Maurice Richard, on June 15, 2007 08:53:49
There's no comma between way and because, stupid bitch.
By Laurie, on June 15, 2007 09:01:50
I'd really like to know how many members of the "official Britney Spears fan club" there are as of right now. 5? 6? How sad. Sadder still that she uses a lame picture from 4 years ago to post recent messages next to.
By kanker sore, on June 15, 2007 09:03:12
Yawn! Britney who?? Go away! Name your album "Washed Up"
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 09:06:21
It's very amusing when Britney takes a stab at being clever. And fails.
Note to Britney - Retarded people can't be witty.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 09:47:20
she forgot "stupidity".
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:12:07
"The Umbrella Diaries". You're welcome Brit!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:37:14
Jesus H.! I was going to join the Britney Fan Club so I could submit my album name suggestions -- only to find out this crew wants $25! Nearly $30 if it's "international" (Yeah that exchange rate thing is a bitch what with the weak dollar!). As such I'll leave my suggestions here and one of Brit's minions can pick them up and report back:
- Is that an umbrella in your pants or are you just happy to see me (again!)
- I just had a brief marriage, two kids, a mental breakdown, and a stay in rehab and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
- Underwear, Schumderwear
- Buy this album: I've got two kids and one ex to feed
- Shar!
- Rehab 5
- Bargain bin here I come!
- Buy this album, get the next one free!
- Oops! Shar did it again!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:54:51
How about "Sloppy Beef Curtains", "Torpedo Titties", "These Boots Were Made for Walking, and Lounging, and Fucking, and Bathing (Occasionally)"? or "Cheeto Stains In My $5 Wig"? Or simply "We're Country, Y'all!"
By dex, on June 15, 2007 11:04:18
Couldn't have said it better myself! Moronic whore.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:28:51
I'm beginning to think someone else is posting these in her name to punk her.
Because you can't be that stupid and remember to breathe.
By Paris' Herpi, on June 15, 2007 15:29:21
Dignity is the name of Hilary Duff's new album (which actually isn't bad) Otherwise, all of those names suck. And since B has no integrity or dignity, why would she even consider those two titles?
By Willa Dodge, on June 15, 2007 17:31:13
Stupid slut, nobody cares what you call your next collection of overproduced, same sounding drivel. Shut the fuck up! Stop singing! Kneel before me and use your cockhole for the the only thing it's good for!
By Evil, on June 15, 2007 18:00:08
Is that a big stain on the bottom of her dress in the 4th pic? Wouldn't be surprising because there are lots of other pics of her with stains on her clothes. She really has to be the sloppiest, skankiest, dirtiest celebrity ever.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 19:44:37
Here's a few suggestions:
- Skankenstein
- What Kids? You Mean They Aren't Dead Already, Y'all?
- ExtensionsRUs
- Shhhh...You had me at, "I'm a Used Up Crack Whore"
- TARD
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 21:41:47
Don't forget... "Getting Wiggy Wid' It!"
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 17:13:50
and the name of her album is.....
LOSER WHORE
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 10:10:50
You Can't Fix Stupid
Oops! I'm Stupid Again!
Britney...Barefoot, Brainless and Boobalicious
Duh!
^I'm With Stupid
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 21:18:25
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