Meh...she's actually not too bad after squeezing out a couple of screaming monsters. I'd still slide it in.
It's funny how quickly she made the transistion from "18 yr old southern virgin" to "insane white-trash whore". Usually southern women take a few more years to make that metamorphasis.
Oh no you DIDN't! OH no you DIDN't! This cracka ass aint gonna be shoing off her pussy fat. Only I can show off my pussy fat around here, know what I'm saying! Know what I'm saying! Cracka better get that cracka ass back to the TRAILER PARK, know what I'm saying? Bitch better get back to fucking her cousins and eating mayo sandwiches, know what I'm saying?
Girlfriends fat ass ain't fatter that MY ass! Know what I'm saying?
Klassy. Poor girl is really clueless. No one, not even our beloved Heidi Klum, should be wearing that thing. And to top it off, it is flourescent pink and green. How very 80's of her. Dear God, end her now.
First, in response to one of the comments left - not all southern women make a metamorphisis to white trash whore. The comment implies it's a common theme, and it's not. Britney would be white trash no matter where she was born.
Secondly, I'm surprised she doesn't look even worse. Bad, sure, but I've seen worse.
"Gawsh, Allie...didn't we bring that young'un with us? Whazhizname? Shawn something?"
"I think I saw him wading in the surf a second ago, Brit"
"Oh THERE he is!" (Britney runs, waves reverse direction and a small island is swallowed somewhere in the Pacific) "Naw, t'ain't him. Wuz a jellyfish. Mebbe if we move our feet around in the sand we'll find 'im."
"Brit, maybe we should call someone?"
"Naw. S'ok. He floats. Let's walk down there some and maybe he'll come back in to shore or sumpin'. Lor-DEE! I'm hungry. You got any Cheetos?"
Really not the time yet for thong swimsuit. however, for how much i despise her i think everyone can agree that she looks so much better than she used to! Crazy or not, her body is sadly a lot better than many a woman.
Ehh...while I abhor the taste in fashion, and think it's skanky and gross to wear what she's wearing to begin with, her ass itself isn't so disasterous. Show me an adult woman's ass with no dimples and I'll show you where it's been photoshopped to death.
I'm going to go with Patrick on this one: "For a former hard-bodied music hottie, she looks like crap. For a random chick on the beach, she's actually not bad."
Or at least I'm going to tell myself that so I don't feel so bad about beating off to these pictures.
Oh, for heaven's sake. I'd kill to look that good in a bikini. All the people commenting on this site need to remember that normal people don't look airbrushed every second of the day.
I love her, and I feel for her, but the angle thoses pictures were taken from makes her look like that thing from that grainy old bigfoot video. Something about the way she's swinging her arms, maybe?
she doesn't look bad, but it's normally not good to go to the beach looking like a prostitute when you could be at home with your children who will one day see these pics.... just think of that whore Anna Nicole's son...no wonder he killed himself.
that's so funny...i was on the plane behind the guy that took these and he was like resizing and cropping them down and showing all this friends the pictures of britney's ass, hahaha.
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Leave Your CommentMeh...she's actually not too bad after squeezing out a couple of screaming monsters. I'd still slide it in.
It's funny how quickly she made the transistion from "18 yr old southern virgin" to "insane white-trash whore". Usually southern women take a few more years to make that metamorphasis.
By J-Bird, on June 4, 2007 08:37:12
For the love of god, no!
You should have put a warning on that thong pic.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 08:41:02
She has no business wearing that thing to the beach. It's not even the right size!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 08:41:17
Oh no you DIDN't! OH no you DIDN't!
This cracka ass aint gonna be shoing off her pussy fat. Only I can show off my pussy fat around here, know what I'm saying! Know what I'm saying!
Cracka better get that cracka ass back to the TRAILER PARK, know what I'm saying? Bitch better get back to fucking her cousins and eating mayo sandwiches, know what I'm saying?
Girlfriends fat ass ain't fatter that MY ass! Know what I'm saying?
By Beyonce's Fupa, on June 4, 2007 08:43:55
Klassy. Poor girl is really clueless. No one, not even our beloved Heidi Klum, should be wearing that thing. And to top it off, it is flourescent pink and green. How very 80's of her. Dear God, end her now.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:07:19
First, in response to one of the comments left - not all southern women make a metamorphisis to white trash whore. The comment implies it's a common theme, and it's not. Britney would be white trash no matter where she was born.
Secondly, I'm surprised she doesn't look even worse. Bad, sure, but I've seen worse.
By Johnny Depp Fanatic, on June 4, 2007 09:09:02
"Gawsh, Allie...didn't we bring that young'un with us? Whazhizname? Shawn something?"
"I think I saw him wading in the surf a second ago, Brit"
"Oh THERE he is!" (Britney runs, waves reverse direction and a small island is swallowed somewhere in the Pacific) "Naw, t'ain't him. Wuz a jellyfish. Mebbe if we move our feet around in the sand we'll find 'im."
"Brit, maybe we should call someone?"
"Naw. S'ok. He floats. Let's walk down there some and maybe he'll come back in to shore or sumpin'. Lor-DEE! I'm hungry. You got any Cheetos?"
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:14:17
Really not the time yet for thong swimsuit. however, for how much i despise her i think everyone can agree that she looks so much better than she used to! Crazy or not, her body is sadly a lot better than many a woman.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:14:19
I think her ass is pretty good, minus ONE little dent. Men are pigs ladies, they don't give a shit about tiny crap like that the way we do.
By voracious, on June 4, 2007 09:32:49
Ehh...while I abhor the taste in fashion, and think it's skanky and gross to wear what she's wearing to begin with, her ass itself isn't so disasterous. Show me an adult woman's ass with no dimples and I'll show you where it's been photoshopped to death.
By Saffy, on June 4, 2007 09:51:37
i think she looks awesome!!!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:59:05
For a former hard-bodied music hottie, she looks like crap. For a random chick on the beach, she's actually not bad.
By Patrick, on June 4, 2007 09:59:29
J-bird, you must be 12.
On to Brit,
I dont think her body is as bad as it has been in the past. It's just nasty to wear a thong if you're a mother. Like Pam Anderson. GROSS.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:12:37
I bet Sean's first word wont be mama...it will be FUCK! She is such a cool parent! NOT!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:22:56
I would love to take that big fat ass over my lap and spank her until she cried.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:58:03
I'm going to go with Patrick on this one: "For a former hard-bodied music hottie, she looks like crap. For a random chick on the beach, she's actually not bad."
Or at least I'm going to tell myself that so I don't feel so bad about beating off to these pictures.
By TheBig28, on June 4, 2007 12:07:33
That thong doesn't even fit! It looks like she's wearing an XS when she should be wearing an XL.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:50:22
the best part is that really isn't a thong...it's a regular bikini bottom and her ass just swallowed it
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 14:33:33
I think her ass looks good in those shots. The suit is a little small, but other than that its fine.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 14:49:54
Oh, for heaven's sake. I'd kill to look that good in a bikini. All the people commenting on this site need to remember that normal people don't look airbrushed every second of the day.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 05:26:15
I love her, and I feel for her, but the angle thoses pictures were taken from makes her look like that thing from that grainy old bigfoot video. Something about the way she's swinging her arms, maybe?
By Suburban Socialite, on June 5, 2007 05:46:56
she doesn't look bad, but it's normally not good to go to the beach looking like a prostitute when you could be at home with your children who will one day see these pics.... just think of that whore Anna Nicole's son...no wonder he killed himself.
By uuuhhh....what?, on June 5, 2007 12:53:43
Wait, where did she get the hair?
By donna, on June 5, 2007 18:46:02
that's so funny...i was on the plane behind the guy that took these and he was like resizing and cropping them down and showing all this friends the pictures of britney's ass, hahaha.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2007 01:29:13
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