I have a young son and my career goal for him is to carry a camera at all times, follow washed-up celebs around waiting for them to get in & out of cars, and dive down to the ground right in front of the door to get "upskirt" shots.
This is all intentional. It's the only way she can get a shred of attention these days. It's impressive that they actually make people as stupid as Britney. She should be in some medical journal or something.
Isn't it strange that millions of women all over the world who AREN'T CELEBRITIES and AREN'T SURROUNDED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS have no problem at all getting into and out of their cars without flashing their junk?
"Isn't it strange that millions of women all over the world who AREN'T CELEBRITIES and AREN'T SURROUNDED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS have no problem at all getting into and out of their cars without flashing their junk?"
#1: That's not remotely true - thank fuckin God!!! In the summertime, it's one big festival at the "Gap" which is completely normal - why should women worry about a 1-second flash like obsessed prisses? Put a 24-hr camera on them, and maybe they would. Or maybe not. Who cares - random panty flashes make the world a much better place.
#2: If you feel an overpowering urge to go to all-caps, consider refraining from clicking the "Publish Your Comment" button. Take a few minutes, have a drink of water, calm down, and rewrite your comment as somebody other than a 14-year-old omg-girl.
Hey 14:52:00 When the world decides that you can tell us what's funny and what isn't funny, I'll do it. Until then, shut the fuck up and post something else. Your post is a waste of space! What is with these Shitney fans??
I don't think Britney has a stylist anymore. Pink undies, blue bra, white top, black headgear, and a red skirt? yeha ok. That legendary prenup must be worthless, because it seems her power's been cut off at her house. the only way this makes ANY sense is if shes getting dressed in the dark. And seriously, her hair has to be long enough now that she doesn't need awful extentions and a 'do rag. everyone knows she's bald under there.
"Isn't it strange that millions of women all over the world who AREN'T CELEBRITIES and AREN'T SURROUNDED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS have no problem at all getting into and out of their cars without flashing their junk?"
#1: That's not remotely true - thank fuckin God!!! In the summertime, it's one big festival at the "Gap" which is completely normal - why should women worry about a 1-second flash like obsessed prisses? Put a 24-hr camera on them, and maybe they would. Or maybe not. Who cares - random panty flashes make the world a much better place.
#2: If you feel an overpowering urge to go to all-caps, consider refraining from clicking the "Publish Your Comment" button. Take a few minutes, have a drink of water, calm down, and rewrite your comment as somebody other than a 14-year-old omg-girl.
#1: The fact that you're hanging around the "Gap" trying to look up girl's skirts is just disgusting.
#2: Actually I'm not fourteen I'm thirteen. And what a pathetic little life you must have if you feel like you have to go around being the CAPS police.
i believe the "gap" just might be between a girl's legs, hence festival at the gap. in a few years you'll understand more about men...and grow very, very depressed...
Someone needs to donate her a new purse :) I mean, obviously a lot of other things, but the purse is like in every picture - along w/ the boots. Oh my god, maybe she lives out of her car :) That'd be great!
"It is NOT HARD to get out of a car with your legs closed. Not.Fucking.Hard.At.All. Jesus! I can't figure out why that concept is so hard for this ho?!"
Hey, let's be fair. If each of your thighs weighs 100 lbs, like most of the female commenters here ("Kelly's not fat!!!"), then yes, very true, it's not hard to get out of a car with no visible space between your thighs. What IS hard is...to create even a little sliver of space between your rubbing thunder. Jaws-of-life, maybe? Operated by a very brave, legally blind gynecologist with no sense of smell? Anyway, it's a little difficult for normal girls wearing short skirts to avoid a little daylight now and then, as opposed to the permanent double-eclipse of the hungry hungry hippos.
hahaha this is probably the best thread of comments i have read on this site. but then again i am lit, so... very true that the 13 yr old will soon learn much more about men and grow very depressed. hahaha
That's the most decent I've seen her look in a long time. From the neck down she looks pretty hot. Still wouldn't pet that kitty though. I'm sure it's got rabies and all types of shit.
Shitney is utterly revolting and dispicable, the antithesis of every good characteristic. The fact that she has procreated...twice...is a fucking crime against humanity. Her behavior is beyond deplorable and I wish this ignorant, retarded bitch would drop dead as a courtesy service to everyone.
She's all growed up, she's all growed up, she's all growed up.
Now go back to the grocery store and pick up another twenty pound ham; you'll know it when you see it because it looks like that banged out baby hole you finally covered up.
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Leave Your CommentNasty! I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Should I be able to smell ratshit when I opened up that pic off her?
By chuggdog, on June 13, 2007 11:26:13
She looks like Brett Michaels.
By Tazznum1, on June 13, 2007 11:32:34
I have a young son and my career goal for him is to carry a camera at all times, follow washed-up celebs around waiting for them to get in & out of cars, and dive down to the ground right in front of the door to get "upskirt" shots.
By You're All Winners!, on June 13, 2007 11:39:52
This is all intentional. It's the only way she can get a shred of attention these days. It's impressive that they actually make people as stupid as Britney. She should be in some medical journal or something.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 11:45:52
Isn't it strange that millions of women all over the world who AREN'T CELEBRITIES and AREN'T SURROUNDED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS have no problem at all getting into and out of their cars without flashing their junk?
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 11:50:29
Nasty! I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
By chuggdog, on June 13, 2007 14:26:13
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That hasn't been funny since about 2004. Can we put an official end to that annoying retarded line already?
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 11:52:00
Did she have surgery on the left knee? I thought it was arthroscopic.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 11:53:51
Nasty! I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 11:55:04
It takes 2 Britneys to match the fat of a (current) Kelly Clarkson.
It takes 3 Britneys to match the fat of Jordin Sparks.
It takes 4 Britneys to match the fat of Serena Williams (plus you have to add in KFed from the waist down).
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 11:57:14
Reflective gold purse and fluorescent pink panties...oh my.
And the trainwreck rambles aimlessly on......
By joejoe, on June 13, 2007 11:59:36
"Isn't it strange that millions of women all over the world who AREN'T CELEBRITIES and AREN'T SURROUNDED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS have no problem at all getting into and out of their cars without flashing their junk?"
#1: That's not remotely true - thank fuckin God!!! In the summertime, it's one big festival at the "Gap" which is completely normal - why should women worry about a 1-second flash like obsessed prisses? Put a 24-hr camera on them, and maybe they would. Or maybe not. Who cares - random panty flashes make the world a much better place.
#2: If you feel an overpowering urge to go to all-caps, consider refraining from clicking the "Publish Your Comment" button. Take a few minutes, have a drink of water, calm down, and rewrite your comment as somebody other than a 14-year-old omg-girl.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 12:03:16
Suddenly I'm struck by a strong craving for seafood.
By mutterhals, on June 13, 2007 12:11:48
It is NOT HARD to get out of a car with your legs closed. Not.Fucking.Hard.At.All. Jesus! I can't figure out why that concept is so hard for this ho?!
By Jessica, on June 13, 2007 12:17:18
I love her - Brankind
By Brankind, on June 13, 2007 12:18:32
i never noticed how sausage like her fingers look
By bobby, on June 13, 2007 12:20:46
Gross! I just sharted a little bit in my pants.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 12:26:34
Disgusting! I just peed a little bit in your mouth.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 12:27:18
Ewwww! I just queefed a little bit in my salad.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 12:28:11
Yuck! I just anorexic a little bit in my racist.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 12:28:59
Phooey! I just Clarksoned a little bit in my anus.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 12:29:35
Once again to bad these arn't scratch and sniff photos.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 12:43:26
Hey 14:52:00
When the world decides that you can tell us what's funny and what isn't funny, I'll do it. Until then, shut the fuck up and post something else. Your post is a waste of space! What is with these Shitney fans??
By chuggdog, on June 13, 2007 12:55:01
Icky! I just Kellied in my fatrolls a little bit.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:05:06
Ewww! I just normalled in my obesity a little bit.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:05:44
Nasty! I just pedo'd in my slim girl a little bit.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:06:35
Yak! I just ALLCAPPED in my NEWSFLASH a little bit.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:07:11
Yukky-poo! I just HELLO?'d in my "retart" a little bit.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:07:52
I don't think Britney has a stylist anymore. Pink undies, blue bra, white top, black headgear, and a red skirt? yeha ok. That legendary prenup must be worthless, because it seems her power's been cut off at her house. the only way this makes ANY sense is if shes getting dressed in the dark. And seriously, her hair has to be long enough now that she doesn't need awful extentions and a 'do rag. everyone knows she's bald under there.
By Danielle, on June 13, 2007 13:15:30
At least she's wearing underwear this time. How about some credit for progress?
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:15:37
"Isn't it strange that millions of women all over the world who AREN'T CELEBRITIES and AREN'T SURROUNDED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS have no problem at all getting into and out of their cars without flashing their junk?"
#1: That's not remotely true - thank fuckin God!!! In the summertime, it's one big festival at the "Gap" which is completely normal - why should women worry about a 1-second flash like obsessed prisses? Put a 24-hr camera on them, and maybe they would. Or maybe not. Who cares - random panty flashes make the world a much better place.
#2: If you feel an overpowering urge to go to all-caps, consider refraining from clicking the "Publish Your Comment" button. Take a few minutes, have a drink of water, calm down, and rewrite your comment as somebody other than a 14-year-old omg-girl.
#1: The fact that you're hanging around the "Gap" trying to look up girl's skirts is just disgusting.
#2: Actually I'm not fourteen I'm thirteen. And what a pathetic little life you must have if you feel like you have to go around being the CAPS police.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:22:18
Damn.
Those shoes in the first pic are HOT.
I want 'em!!!
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:24:00
That's not "The Gap". That's a popular nail salon in Malibu and she knew lots a paparazzi were there before she got there.
BRITNEY FANS ARE IDIOTS.
Yes, I wrote that in all caps because I wanted them to hear it.
Those shoes are ugly too, especially with that ugly skirt, tank, and headband to hide her ugly extensions.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 13:35:43
She is such a disgrace to black people everywhere.
By mewant2fucku, on June 13, 2007 14:05:02
OMG are we supposed to matchy match our underwear? Hey, at least she's wearing some. For her, that's real classy.
By kacky, on June 13, 2007 14:17:58
i believe the "gap" just might be between a girl's legs, hence festival at the gap. in a few years you'll understand more about men...and grow very, very depressed...
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 14:21:00
Like OH MY GOD! I just thirteened in my fourteen a little bit.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 14:22:05
A thirteen year old commenter. That explains A LOT about this site.
By IDontLikeYouthInThatWay, on June 13, 2007 14:23:28
Someone needs to donate her a new purse :) I mean, obviously a lot of other things, but the purse is like in every picture - along w/ the boots. Oh my god, maybe she lives out of her car :) That'd be great!
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 14:23:36
"It is NOT HARD to get out of a car with your legs closed. Not.Fucking.Hard.At.All. Jesus! I can't figure out why that concept is so hard for this ho?!"
Hey, let's be fair. If each of your thighs weighs 100 lbs, like most of the female commenters here ("Kelly's not fat!!!"), then yes, very true, it's not hard to get out of a car with no visible space between your thighs. What IS hard is...to create even a little sliver of space between your rubbing thunder. Jaws-of-life, maybe? Operated by a very brave, legally blind gynecologist with no sense of smell? Anyway, it's a little difficult for normal girls wearing short skirts to avoid a little daylight now and then, as opposed to the permanent double-eclipse of the hungry hungry hippos.
By Only Blumpkins from the Blimpies, on June 13, 2007 14:34:01
Jesus!i'm sick and tired of her vagina!!
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 14:52:27
Pink is no longer my favorite color."
By Steven Tyler, on June 13, 2007 15:15:08
everytime we see britneys gina her booty hole is all red..is she constipated? or just has huge terds that tear her hole up?
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 15:48:48
hahaha this is probably the best thread of comments i have read on this site. but then again i am lit, so...
very true that the 13 yr old will soon learn much more about men and grow very depressed. hahaha
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 16:14:12
(Yawn)So what else is new?
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 17:45:27
That's the most decent I've seen her look in a long time. From the neck down she looks pretty hot. Still wouldn't pet that kitty though. I'm sure it's got rabies and all types of shit.
By Dex, on June 13, 2007 21:02:44
Shitney is utterly revolting and dispicable, the antithesis of every good characteristic. The fact that she has procreated...twice...is a fucking crime against humanity. Her behavior is beyond deplorable and I wish this ignorant, retarded bitch would drop dead as a courtesy service to everyone.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 23:35:38
anon 02:35:38 - meh.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 09:50:27
Is she ever going to stop flashing her vagina to everyone? Come on. Underwear or not, keep your legs closed... you friggin' slut.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 14:02:13
Is delicious yummi, yummi (-:
By Ovat, on June 14, 2007 16:35:39
anon 12:50:57 -- bleh.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 03:55:57
whatever she will always look like inbred trailer trash because you can't buy class- no matter how much money or connections you have!!!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 04:08:24
whatever she will always look like inbred trailer trash because you can't buy class- no matter how much money or connections you have!!!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 04:09:09
She's all growed up, she's all growed up, she's all growed up.
Now go back to the grocery store and pick up another twenty pound ham; you'll know it when you see it because it looks like that banged out baby hole you finally covered up.
By uncledaddy, on June 18, 2007 05:30:33
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