14:12 perhaps this trip is one of the few times we should be glad her kids aren't with her...probably nothing worse than seeing your mother's crinkly ass in a thong bikini. *shudders*
You can tell the delusional twit thinks they're takin pictures of her because of how fabulous she looks. I can just imagine what she's humming to herself:
"Ah feel purty/oh so purty/Ah feel purty an'... an'... hey, y'all, what rhymes with 'purty', huuhhhh?"
I get it now!!! The only way this girl could have gotten famous in the first place was to sell her soul to the Devil. In return, Britney could never look at herself in the mirror again. That way the Devil could laugh his ass off for eternity looking at all the pictures taken of her! Brilliant!
Oh, and did I say Devil? I meant to say Debbil....as in foosball.
This is so obviously fake! Someone took the picture of her facing towards the camera, and then went out and bought a similar looking outfit and took picture of themselves with their own ugly ass hanging out. Some people will stop at nothing to defame this talented and beautiful lady!
Prediction: In the very near future, what has been obvious to us for a long time will finally dawn on TwitTwit...that being she is washed up, done, finito, over. After that, she will balloon to 250-300 pounds. Then, she will cut a deal with Jenny Craig and replace Kirstie Alley as their spokeswoman. At that point, she'll be about 35...perfect timing for a Playboy spread to highlight her "comeback". But, of course, the only comeback will be that she won't be a big, fat pig anymore, she still won't be able to sing. She'll also talk a lot about husband #5 by then.
After sightings of a large aquatic mammal off the coast of Mexico, several Japanese whaling vessels were sighted in the area. Captain Ahab Osaka said he will not rest until the elusive beast, which experts say contains enough blubber reserves to power Japan for a year, is harpooned and processed on his ship.
Yeah, she doesn't have the ass of a 13-year-old boy, she has a woman's ass. These reactions sound like they're written by fashion designers. Just make sure you practice safe sex, ladyboys...
If she was a good person who took care of her kids instead of vacationing and partying all the time, people might take it easy on her. I feel sorry for those kids.
"Yeah, she doesn't have the ass of a 13-year-old boy, she has a woman's ass."
I seriously don't even want to know what type of woman you've been sticking it in if that's what you consider to be the definition of what a womans ass should look like.
anon 16:13:16 - ah yes, your perfection allows you to set those rules? Don't tell me - you call yourself a Christian, correct? Time to take down a couple more towers...
You just know that the people claiming that that's what a woman's ass looks like are three hundred pound greasebags like Wrath of God. When they say it's a woman ass, they mean that it's the ass of that fourteen-year-old neighbor kid, whom they dress up like Beyonce.
What woman has an ass that is utterly flabby, wide yet completely flat, with giant puckers in it? Especially if she's twenty three -- her ass shouldn't look like the surface of the moon.
Yeah, she'd normally have normal cellulite, because it's genetic. But what you see there is the results of fat-dissolving chemicals being injected into her lipoed ass, rather than exercise, good diet and hydration. Basically it's so grotesquely puckered and flat because she has these gaps in her ass, and no muscle to cover it up.
See ladies! Liposuction, Lipodissolve, and a tummy-tuck will help you fit in those size 4 jeans, but you'll still be flabby with cellulite when you take them off! Healthy diet and regular exercise is the only way to reduce the appearance of cellulite.
P.S. This girl's ass should not be anywhere near a thong bikini unless it's on someone else.
Seriously this is sooo gross. People shouldn't wear bikini's unless there body is in bikini shape. Why would she want that nappy extensions in her hair, another way to ruin the hair. At least before the wigs wasn't harming her hair. A fine example of beauty is Natalie Portman, not only is she graceful, but she rocked her bald head.
Anon 16:30 lisped:"anon 16:13:16 - ah yes, your perfection allows you to set those rules? Don't tell me - you call yourself a Christian, correct? Time to take down a couple more towers..."
Sorry to intrude on your conversation, but don't start bad-mouthing Christians just because you have some pent up hatred towards them. It make YOU look like an asshole.
Yeah, she doesn't have the ass of a 13-year-old boy, she has a woman's ass."
I seriously don't even want to know what type of woman you've been sticking it in if that's what you consider to be the definition of what a womans ass should look like.
That may or may not be what a real woman's ass looks like but real women also have the class to wear a decent bathing suit. Real women take care of their children. Real women had enough strengh and intelligence to take care of themselves. Please stop embarrasing all women with your dumbass comments.
haha...fucken Slutney fans! I can't believe these once little boys and girls still admire her. But I guess trailer trash still need someone to look up to.
wow...cellulite...most women that age have it. what the fuck is everyone's problem?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 19:51:04
She 25, I don't think most women have cellulite at that age. Even tho she has 2 kids she was a dancer for MANY years, her body shouldn't look like that. Maybe it's hereditary? Whatever it is it sure is GROSS. (I'm 37 w/4kids and don't have that hail damage)
I don't think "most women her age" have hail damage THAT badly. I mean, that looks like something you'd see on a 40 year old woman. And she's only in her mid 20's. Wow, the wonders of spandex when she's on stage! You'd never guess she looked that bad. She needs to get to the gym and stop with the hard driving, drugs/drinking/fast-food lifestyle. Cellulite is SO gross on younger women :-(
Buh Bye Brit. Your time is gone. You are now officially a (rich) nobody who neglects her children. You must be very proud. Or more likely not give a shit as most normal parents out there place their children over EVERYTHING. You? Not so much.
16:30:39, No, perfection wouldn't allow someone to set those rules. Common sense would. Neither Shitney, nor you seem to have any, so get the hell off of this site and share your love for Shitney on her fansite.
Every woman has cellulite, even i have cellulite and i'm a US size 2, i don't believe any woman who says they don't have it...but that much cellulite at that age is disgusting...she was so beautiful once upon a time..poor womans got serious serious issues
I'm 40 with 2 kids and I don't have anything near that. I'm not thrilled with the front of my thighs and I know it's hereditary so SOME of that isn't Britney's fault but I have to think her crazy ass partying lifestyle, is.
I don't what's worse, these pictures or people defending Britney. If you're a Britney fan, go in your dad's top drawer, pull the gun out, point it to your temple and end it because obviously life is a complicated that you've yet to figure out.
not photshopped at all! britney fans can't face the truth, britney's body has changed since giving birth and not working out for months maybe years gives you a butt like that. it looks like she has put the weight back after losing it recently too, her comeback is gonna flop so hard, her life is overshadowing her music
Geez, she's just a washed up bubblegum pop star, what's all this anger about? You were a moron if you loved her music back when she was popular, and you're a moron now if you care even a little bit about what this has-been does or looks like.
Well, for the people that uses "but she has given birth" as an excuse..: there are PLENTY of hot mama celebs(at least hot bodies)!Like Kate Beckingsdale, Reese Witherspoon, Heidi Klum++ That a "normal" (with that I mean woman with a normal job) woman doesn't get fit after 3 months is normal.. But celebs that has 73265356424325 $ to pay for a trainer and chef, THEY SHOULD MANAGE TO DO IT! I like all body types, I don't think that everyone should be a size 0. But celebs lives of their bodies & looks so they should be more careful..
Sorry, I've been out of the country for awhile - isn't this some chick who was popular 10 years ago? Has this become a nostalgia site? Why does anybody care? Time to update your calendars, ya hipster doofusses.
White trash. She should still be hot but she's not. Not hot. Sucks as a singer, sucks as a mom. Who'd figure K-Fed be the better person of that train wreck marraige.
If you're a Britney fan, go in your dad's top drawer, pull the gun out, point it to your temple and end it because obviously life is a complicated that you've yet to figure out.
You're making the mistake of assuming they know who their father is...
That super-pronounced dimple often comes from liposuction, which BTW usually makes cellulite worse, by piercing the subcutaneous fat layer and creating a scar on top of that layer that, as it heals, it pulls the skin into a big dimple. I am sure she has cellulite...80% of women do - but my guess is bad lipo.
her fans are stupid only a stupid person can continue being her fan when all she does is fuck losers , lypsinc , get fat and stupid , drink and show her bithcanal and they still her fans how sad you people are ,if you look up to her then you must be a lowlife ,go away britney fans
I couldn't stand for this post not to have 100 comments, so here goes: I am a retard, and I say these are photoshopped. Britney is my personal hero and I refuse to realize that this is the result of her diet of cheetos and parliaments. Go Brit!!
Hi again, jenner! It's possible that whatever brilliant rhetorical tactic you were using to mock Britney was in fact lost on me, but it certainly wasn't subtlety. I daresay whatever subtlety you might have intended was destroyed by your rather overbearing use of punctuation, and emoticons. I realize this is yesterday's thread but I simply can't resist the opportunity to educate you.
So in regards to the intentions of your original comment, I stand corrected, if you insist that your intend was not to be an egomaniac. However, try to employ whatever sarcasm or irony you were going for more effectively in order to confuse fewer mongoloids such as myself. Good day!
Sorry Amanda, but you need a quick grammar lesson, so here goes:
Hi again, jenner! It's possible that whatever brilliant rhetorical tactic you were using to mock Britney was in fact lost on me, but it certainly wasn't subtlety. I daresay whatever subtlety you might have intended was destroyed by your rather overbearing use of punctuation, and emoticons. I realize this is yesterday's thread but I simply can't resist the opportunity to educate you.
So in regards to [should be "in regard to"] the intentions of your original comment, I stand corrected, if you insist that your intend [should be "intent"] was not to be an egomaniac [this was a run on sentence or you used too many commas]. However, try to employ whatever sarcasm or irony you were going for [you shouldn't end a phrase like that with a preposition. I suggest, even though it is awkward because I am trying to utilize your words, "for which you were going"] more effectively in order to confuse fewer mongoloids such as myself. Good day!
By Amanda, on June 5, 2007 20:30:15
Sucks to be corrected when you are trying to act superior, doesn't it? Nice try, though.
1) Are you really in 6th grade? I have nothing against sixth graders, it's just that when I graduated middle school, and thereafter learned more about grammatical complexity in sentence structure, I realized that a lot of the "rules" you refer to in your critique are more guidelines than rules. 2) Is correcting my grammar on a gossip forum really the most productive use of your time? I might accept your input if I was, say, writing an academic paper. But I'm not. So I kind of don't care what you have to say. My grammar is not perfect, but neither is yours. Nor is the grammar of most of these commenters perfect. It kind of speaks to your ability to produce a valid argument that all you can really do is correct my grammar. Grammar which, by the way, wasn't really intended to be perfect in the first place since this is a casual environment. (OH NOES SENTENCE FRAGMENT) 3) I wasn't really the one that was trying to act superior in the first place, but let's face it. I am superior. I'm also very arrogant. I also love drama on the internet. So no, it doesn't really suck to be corrected because due to my own perceived infallibility, I don't really see myself as corrected. By the way, please reply and call me an idiot, because I reserve the right to not give a shit.
She looked like she was going to shit herself with glee that someone was taking a picture of her cellulite encrusted ass. I guess the lipo didn't really work out too hot, huh?
How in the hell could anyone actually own up to being a Britney fan? How in the hell could anyone actually BE one in the first place?
But, for crying out loud, if bad taste and desperation insist that you be a fan, DON'T ADMIT IT! And don't try to defend any part of her anatomy - you'll just look as dumb as her.
Man, has she gone down the tubes. She never could sing, but she had a certain innocent appeal. None she's just a disgusting loser. Hope she goes back to hicksville soon.
She's always been destined to be a big girl: thick neck, thick wrists, large upper arms. Just a matter of time. I knew years ago her time was coming. Many women seem to start spreading out in their mid-twenties.
She's always been destined to be a big girl: thick neck, thick wrists, large upper arms. Just a matter of time. I knew years ago her time was coming. Many women seem to start spreading out in their mid-twenties.
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Leave Your CommentShe is washed up. I have never been a fan of hers. I wish you could pay the paparazzi to NOT follow her. Then she will fade away
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:45:59
Holy shit!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:46:05
if you can take your eyes off her cellulite, look at those terrible looking hair extensions!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:49:20
I can't!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:50:12
She was filming an ad for Cheetos.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:50:51
Where. Are. Her. Kids???
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:12:20
Looks like she's been eating a lot of cottage cheese . . . excuse me while I go vomit.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:13:03
Maybe paintless-dent-repair will sponsor her rear end fix up. Bleh.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:16:20
Congrats to Brit on the Knudsen Cottage Cheese endorsement.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:28:52
Is that even possible? It looks like her ass is on a mission to eat itself.
By Laurie, on June 4, 2007 11:35:40
Oh.My.God. My eyes are bleeding!!
By Jessica, on June 4, 2007 11:36:57
AAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
By adrienne Barbeau, on June 4, 2007 11:37:14
I would still want to spank her big fat ass.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:38:25
Is this for fucking real????
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:39:20
thats pretty disgusting. just stating the obvious :)
By Sacrament, on June 4, 2007 11:40:02
This is what happens after a girl does too much anal.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:43:32
whoa man she needs a REARVIEW mirror
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:47:59
14:12 perhaps this trip is one of the few times we should be glad her kids aren't with her...probably nothing worse than seeing your mother's crinkly ass in a thong bikini. *shudders*
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:57:20
Supernovas and Britney's ass, the two things in the universe that collapse into themselves.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:00:07
You can tell the delusional twit thinks they're takin pictures of her because of how fabulous she looks. I can just imagine what she's humming to herself:
"Ah feel purty/oh so purty/Ah feel purty an'... an'... hey, y'all, what rhymes with 'purty', huuhhhh?"
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:01:39
I get it now!!! The only way this girl could have gotten famous in the first place was to sell her soul to the Devil. In return, Britney could never look at herself in the mirror again. That way the Devil could laugh his ass off for eternity looking at all the pictures taken of her! Brilliant!
Oh, and did I say Devil? I meant to say Debbil....as in foosball.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:07:04
Cheeto-butt!!!
By Groovey Jay Monkey, on June 4, 2007 12:19:48
AND SHE IS 23??? THAT ASS BELONGS TO A 93 YEARS OLD FAT WOMAN SO DISGUSTING STRONG STOMACH TO TAKE THAT PIC
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:20:29
This is so obviously fake! Someone took the picture of her facing towards the camera, and then went out and bought a similar looking outfit and took picture of themselves with their own ugly ass hanging out. Some people will stop at nothing to defame this talented and beautiful lady!
By Completely Delusional Britney Fan, on June 4, 2007 12:21:35
Oh Delusional One, that was funny.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:26:57
Prediction: In the very near future, what has been obvious to us for a long time will finally dawn on TwitTwit...that being she is washed up, done, finito, over. After that, she will balloon to 250-300 pounds. Then, she will cut a deal with Jenny Craig and replace Kirstie Alley as their spokeswoman. At that point, she'll be about 35...perfect timing for a Playboy spread to highlight her "comeback". But, of course, the only comeback will be that she won't be a big, fat pig anymore, she still won't be able to sing. She'll also talk a lot about husband #5 by then.
By Old Speckled Hen, on June 4, 2007 12:42:19
After sightings of a large aquatic mammal off the coast of Mexico, several Japanese whaling vessels were sighted in the area. Captain Ahab Osaka said he will not rest until the elusive beast, which experts say contains enough blubber reserves to power Japan for a year, is harpooned and processed on his ship.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:44:07
Kelly's ass is twice as big. Jordin's is 4 times as big.
By Math Tables, on June 4, 2007 12:45:54
neither in the fucking moon i saw rocks like this B-I-T-C-H what a fucking disgrace!!!
so help me God
By From Portugal with Love, on June 4, 2007 12:46:33
Now we know what the whales swimming up river in California were looking for...
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:06:25
Omg that's so disgusting! What a lard ass!
etc.
Yeah, she doesn't have the ass of a 13-year-old boy, she has a woman's ass. These reactions sound like they're written by fashion designers. Just make sure you practice safe sex, ladyboys...
By Hugh Jackman, on June 4, 2007 13:09:02
If she was a good person who took care of her kids instead of vacationing and partying all the time, people might take it easy on her. I feel sorry for those kids.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:13:16
Holy crap. It looks like somebody worked that thing over with a meat tenderizer on her way back from the beach (in the earlier pics).
By Patrick, on June 4, 2007 13:16:46
"Redbull gives you wings!"
...ya that ain't all....
-jax
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:21:18
"Yeah, she doesn't have the ass of a 13-year-old boy, she has a woman's ass."
I seriously don't even want to know what type of woman you've been sticking it in if that's what you consider to be the definition of what a womans ass should look like.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:27:33
damn my chili cheese fries are looking good!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:28:54
anon 16:13:16 - ah yes, your perfection allows you to set those rules? Don't tell me - you call yourself a Christian, correct? Time to take down a couple more towers...
By Wrath of God, on June 4, 2007 13:30:39
that can't be her unless she had some botched ass plastic surgery, you cant look that bad naturally and be that young can you?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:33:46
Cellulite is hereditary, but Britney made hers worse with her bad diet, smoking cigarettes, and doing things like LipoDissolve instead of exercising.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:36:08
Real Women have cellulite...REAL men can put up with it so presumably all you moaners are a bunch of moronic poncers!
By Real Man, on June 4, 2007 13:57:57
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! What a pig. Change your diet and get some exercise, Britney. You PIG!!!!! PIIIIIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 14:06:45
You just know that the people claiming that that's what a woman's ass looks like are three hundred pound greasebags like Wrath of God. When they say it's a woman ass, they mean that it's the ass of that fourteen-year-old neighbor kid, whom they dress up like Beyonce.
What woman has an ass that is utterly flabby, wide yet completely flat, with giant puckers in it? Especially if she's twenty three -- her ass shouldn't look like the surface of the moon.
Yeah, she'd normally have normal cellulite, because it's genetic. But what you see there is the results of fat-dissolving chemicals being injected into her lipoed ass, rather than exercise, good diet and hydration. Basically it's so grotesquely puckered and flat because she has these gaps in her ass, and no muscle to cover it up.
15:44:07, I love you.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 14:12:25
Real Man must love to eat cottage cheese!!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 14:12:28
what kind of pathetic loser must one be to email complaints about this post? Jeesh! Go make a Taco Bell run or something, y'all.
By Black Boogerz, on June 4, 2007 14:14:41
See ladies! Liposuction, Lipodissolve, and a tummy-tuck will help you fit in those size 4 jeans, but you'll still be flabby with cellulite when you take them off! Healthy diet and regular exercise is the only way to reduce the appearance of cellulite.
P.S. This girl's ass should not be anywhere near a thong bikini unless it's on someone else.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 14:17:35
Seriously this is sooo gross. People shouldn't wear bikini's unless there body is in bikini shape. Why would she want that nappy extensions in her hair, another way to ruin the hair. At least before the wigs wasn't harming her hair. A fine example of beauty is Natalie Portman, not only is she graceful, but she rocked her bald head.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 14:18:32
I wanted to throw up when I saw those pictures, I knew she had cellulite, but GOD DAMN THAT LOOKS BAD!!! YIKES!
By eli 007, on June 4, 2007 14:23:41
This picture makes me want to vomit and masterbate at the same time.
By TheBig28, on June 4, 2007 14:29:06
@ "TheBig28" we don't give a fuck what makes you want to jack off, so stop telling us all the time. kthx
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 14:38:34
i will never eat another cheeto again.
why won't she get a clue? part of me wants to shake some sense into her, but i'm afraid i'd get slapped with that flabbety floppety ass if i did.
By amanda, on June 4, 2007 15:22:26
Captain Ahab Osaka...lol, priceless.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 15:28:50
I don't get it...I'm bigger than Britney and older by about 6 years, but my ass looks WAY better...wtf is going on here?!?!?! So confused.... :(
By jenner, on June 4, 2007 15:31:45
gee, i've always wanted to have a bod like Britney's, and come to find out I already do!
By Kacky, on June 4, 2007 15:46:05
OMG it's a mashed potato monster!
By viridari, on June 4, 2007 15:46:54
hOLY crap,, get over it,, she has some fat,, big deal,, maybe she can start anew trend????
next time put a warning,, about the picture,,,
By burntfinger, on June 4, 2007 15:50:29
Anon 16:30 lisped: "anon 16:13:16 - ah yes, your perfection allows you to set those rules? Don't tell me - you call yourself a Christian, correct? Time to take down a couple more towers..."
Sorry to intrude on your conversation, but don't start bad-mouthing Christians just because you have some pent up hatred towards them. It make YOU look like an asshole.
By Steve, on June 4, 2007 15:53:23
uggh....barf...maybe if she put her drink down she could hold her skirt?/tarpy thing down over that gross digusting ass
By Paul, on June 4, 2007 15:56:22
Wow jenner, you're so cool and we are all so jealous, including Ms. Spears herself!
Well, that is what you were going for, right? STFU.
By Amanda, on June 4, 2007 16:01:23
Why Jenny? God why?!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 16:16:52
Yeah, she doesn't have the ass of a 13-year-old boy, she has a woman's ass."
I seriously don't even want to know what type of woman you've been sticking it in if that's what you consider to be the definition of what a womans ass should look like.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 16:27:33
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^^ That was effin hilarious, 16:27 ;-)
By spanky, on June 4, 2007 16:17:46
That may or may not be what a real woman's ass looks like but real women also have the class to wear a decent bathing suit. Real women take care of their children. Real women had enough strengh and intelligence to take care of themselves. Please stop embarrasing all women with your dumbass comments.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 16:36:13
wow...cellulite...most women that age have it. what the fuck is everyone's problem?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 16:51:04
Ooof. Nobody'll fuck that now. Not even K-fed. Remember him?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 17:00:30
haha...fucken Slutney fans!
I can't believe these once little boys and girls still admire her. But I guess trailer trash still need someone to look up to.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 17:00:31
As they say, 20:00:31, toilet floaters only have an ass to look up to and nowhere to go but down.
By Ed, on June 4, 2007 17:07:28
The irony is that now the only way to make her legs look better is for her to gain weight to smooth out some of the wrinkles and cellulite.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 17:14:57
wow...cellulite...most women that age have it. what the fuck is everyone's problem?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 19:51:04
She 25, I don't think most women have cellulite at that age. Even tho she has 2 kids she was a dancer for MANY years, her body shouldn't look like that. Maybe it's hereditary? Whatever it is it sure is GROSS. (I'm 37 w/4kids and don't have that hail damage)
By Angie, on June 4, 2007 17:38:25
when is her next cd coming out? I can't wait!!! Love you Brit!
By Ms. Spears' one and only fan, on June 4, 2007 18:34:08
i can't wait to see what she's gonna look like when the sun damage catches up! cellulite will be the least of her worries!!!
By scooter, on June 4, 2007 18:55:01
Amanda19:01:23
Erm, yes, that's EXACTLY what I was going for, Amanda O_o LOL
Apparently subtlety is lost on you, darling.
By jenner, on June 4, 2007 18:55:57
Britney must just not read the blogs. Keep that away from the paps.
By drdisaia, on June 4, 2007 19:38:26
thats fucking gross.
if i get married and my wife looks like that after we have kids...........i'm leaving her.
By prettyboy, on June 4, 2007 20:00:59
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooove over bacon, there's something meatier.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 20:22:22
I don't think "most women her age" have hail damage THAT badly. I mean, that looks like something you'd see on a 40 year old woman. And she's only in her mid 20's. Wow, the wonders of spandex when she's on stage! You'd never guess she looked that bad. She needs to get to the gym and stop with the hard driving, drugs/drinking/fast-food lifestyle. Cellulite is SO gross on younger women :-(
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 20:27:16
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 20:39:17
Buh Bye Brit. Your time is gone. You are now officially a (rich) nobody who neglects her children. You must be very proud. Or more likely not give a shit as most normal parents out there place their children over EVERYTHING. You? Not so much.
By amy, on June 4, 2007 21:24:59
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man, I can say that and you'll laugh 'coz there's a puppet in my hand/
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 21:50:01
Halfway decent for a +40 mom of two.
Oh wait - how old is she? ...
By die Krautsalaten, on June 5, 2007 01:11:48
16:30:39,
No, perfection wouldn't allow someone to set those rules. Common sense would. Neither Shitney, nor you seem to have any, so get the hell off of this site and share your love for Shitney on her fansite.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 02:01:25
Every woman has cellulite, even i have cellulite and i'm a US size 2, i don't believe any woman who says they don't have it...but that much cellulite at that age is disgusting...she was so beautiful once upon a time..poor womans got serious serious issues
By Asu, on June 5, 2007 02:37:21
I'm 40 with 2 kids and I don't have anything near that. I'm not thrilled with the front of my thighs and I know it's hereditary so SOME of that isn't Britney's fault but I have to think her crazy ass partying lifestyle, is.
By ick, on June 5, 2007 05:50:09
eh, she doesn't look that bad. but those pics are definitely not photshopped
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 06:25:46
Don't be all mean and stuff, y'all. The camera adds 15 pounds. So that's like, 15 and, umm, bunches extra, y'all.
By Britney's Mudflaps, on June 5, 2007 06:30:47
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. And how one too many Mighty Meals from McDonald's have been crammed down her throat.
By Jennifer, on June 5, 2007 07:47:54
I don't what's worse, these pictures or people defending Britney. If you're a Britney fan, go in your dad's top drawer, pull the gun out, point it to your temple and end it because obviously life is a complicated that you've yet to figure out.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 07:51:39
Personally I'd rather be holidaying in Mexico with my fat ass too - than bangin' my head against the computer monitor in front of me.
I've never thought Miss Spears had much of a body anyway. She could do a comeback as the modern day Mama Cass
By UK Heart-attack, on June 5, 2007 07:51:57
not photshopped at all! britney fans can't face the truth, britney's body has changed since giving birth and not working out for months maybe years gives you a butt like that. it looks like she has put the weight back after losing it recently too, her comeback is gonna flop so hard, her life is overshadowing her music
By hayden, on June 5, 2007 07:58:14
Geez, she's just a washed up bubblegum pop star, what's all this anger about? You were a moron if you loved her music back when she was popular, and you're a moron now if you care even a little bit about what this has-been does or looks like.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 08:10:55
Well, for the people that uses "but she has given birth" as an excuse..: there are PLENTY of hot mama celebs(at least hot bodies)!Like Kate Beckingsdale, Reese Witherspoon, Heidi Klum++ That a "normal" (with that I mean woman with a normal job) woman doesn't get fit after 3 months is normal.. But celebs that has 73265356424325 $ to pay for a trainer and chef, THEY SHOULD MANAGE TO DO IT! I like all body types, I don't think that everyone should be a size 0. But celebs lives of their bodies & looks so they should be more careful..
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 08:19:13
It doesn't help that she slurps 600 calorie fraps from starbucks and smokes like a sailor. Who knew K-Fed had a better ass?
By BOOYAH, on June 5, 2007 08:33:57
Sorry, I've been out of the country for awhile - isn't this some chick who was popular 10 years ago? Has this become a nostalgia site? Why does anybody care? Time to update your calendars, ya hipster doofusses.
By Dick Clark's strokeface, on June 5, 2007 08:41:13
White trash. She should still be hot but she's not. Not hot. Sucks as a singer, sucks as a mom. Who'd figure K-Fed be the better person of that train wreck marraige.
By Mr. T, on June 5, 2007 09:49:37
Please remove the photo of Bea Arthur's ass from your website. Thank you.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 09:51:19
If you're a Britney fan, go in your dad's top drawer, pull the gun out, point it to your temple and end it because obviously life is a complicated that you've yet to figure out.
You're making the mistake of assuming they know who their father is...
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 10:46:17
That super-pronounced dimple often comes from liposuction, which BTW usually makes cellulite worse, by piercing the subcutaneous fat layer and creating a scar on top of that layer that, as it heals, it pulls the skin into a big dimple. I am sure she has cellulite...80% of women do - but my guess is bad lipo.
By endermologieworks, on June 5, 2007 12:46:12
fyi - that's the Four Seasons Punta Mita - entrance to the premier villas going for approx. $15,000 usd/night.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:43:08
Aw Brit, what has happened to you? Your body used to be so bootylicious! Oh how times have changed :(
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:11:09
her fans are stupid only a stupid person can continue being her fan when all she does is fuck losers , lypsinc , get fat and stupid , drink and show her bithcanal and they still her fans how sad you people are ,if you look up to her then you must be a lowlife ,go away britney fans
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:27:57
ewwwwwww thats just nasty, my ass looks better than that im 170 lbs!
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:50:51
I couldn't stand for this post not to have 100 comments, so here goes:
I am a retard, and I say these are photoshopped. Britney is my personal hero and I refuse to realize that this is the result of her diet of cheetos and parliaments. Go Brit!!
By Delusional Fan-Girl, on June 5, 2007 17:22:46
Hi again, jenner!
It's possible that whatever brilliant rhetorical tactic you were using to mock Britney was in fact lost on me, but it certainly wasn't subtlety. I daresay whatever subtlety you might have intended was destroyed by your rather overbearing use of punctuation, and emoticons. I realize this is yesterday's thread but I simply can't resist the opportunity to educate you.
So in regards to the intentions of your original comment, I stand corrected, if you insist that your intend was not to be an egomaniac. However, try to employ whatever sarcasm or irony you were going for more effectively in order to confuse fewer mongoloids such as myself. Good day!
By Amanda, on June 5, 2007 17:30:15
Sorry Amanda, but you need a quick grammar lesson, so here goes:
Hi again, jenner!
It's possible that whatever brilliant rhetorical tactic you were using to mock Britney was in fact lost on me, but it certainly wasn't subtlety. I daresay whatever subtlety you might have intended was destroyed by your rather overbearing use of punctuation, and emoticons. I realize this is yesterday's thread but I simply can't resist the opportunity to educate you.
So in regards to [should be "in regard to"] the intentions of your original comment, I stand corrected, if you insist that your intend [should be "intent"] was not to be an egomaniac [this was a run on sentence or you used too many commas]. However, try to employ whatever sarcasm or irony you were going for [you shouldn't end a phrase like that with a preposition. I suggest, even though it is awkward because I am trying to utilize your words, "for which you were going"] more effectively in order to confuse fewer mongoloids such as myself. Good day!
By Amanda, on June 5, 2007 20:30:15
Sucks to be corrected when you are trying to act superior, doesn't it? Nice try, though.
By an average 6th grader, on June 5, 2007 17:55:13
I'm a US size 0 and I have cellulite :(
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 19:31:16
an average sixth grader -
Just a few points:
1) Are you really in 6th grade? I have nothing against sixth graders, it's just that when I graduated middle school, and thereafter learned more about grammatical complexity in sentence structure, I realized that a lot of the "rules" you refer to in your critique are more guidelines than rules.
2) Is correcting my grammar on a gossip forum really the most productive use of your time? I might accept your input if I was, say, writing an academic paper. But I'm not. So I kind of don't care what you have to say. My grammar is not perfect, but neither is yours. Nor is the grammar of most of these commenters perfect. It kind of speaks to your ability to produce a valid argument that all you can really do is correct my grammar. Grammar which, by the way, wasn't really intended to be perfect in the first place since this is a casual environment. (OH NOES SENTENCE FRAGMENT)
3) I wasn't really the one that was trying to act superior in the first place, but let's face it. I am superior. I'm also very arrogant. I also love drama on the internet. So no, it doesn't really suck to be corrected because due to my own perceived infallibility, I don't really see myself as corrected. By the way, please reply and call me an idiot, because I reserve the right to not give a shit.
By Amanda, on June 5, 2007 21:39:43
Amanda,
How does it feel to get schooled by a 6th grader when you were trying to be a self-important ass and correct someone else?
Nothing like an undeserved superiority complex. Sorry, but your insecurities are shining through all the internet bullshit.
Again, nice try.
Ooh, and I almost forgot. You are an idiot. YARLY.
By An English Professor, on June 5, 2007 22:00:23
She looked like she was going to shit herself with glee that someone was taking a picture of her cellulite encrusted ass. I guess the lipo didn't really work out too hot, huh?
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 22:26:57
How in the hell could anyone actually own up to being a Britney fan? How in the hell could anyone actually BE one in the first place?
But, for crying out loud, if bad taste and desperation insist that you be a fan, DON'T ADMIT IT! And don't try to defend any part of her anatomy - you'll just look as dumb as her.
By Frankly, I love Johnny Depp, on June 6, 2007 05:52:54
ewww *pukes* i hope her comeback album FLOPS
brit
By pdog, on June 6, 2007 08:21:02
Man, has she gone down the tubes. She never could sing, but she had a certain innocent appeal. None she's just a disgusting loser. Hope she goes back to hicksville soon.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 17:49:56
Fans really. She has Fans!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 19:43:24
Haha.... moldy cheese ass.
Oh and I love how people think fighting on the internet is really accomplishing anything. Hah.
By Jillian, on June 6, 2007 19:48:31
P.s. I also love how Brit tunrs around with a cutsy smile on, thinking she looks so damn dainty in her little fabric wrap.
By Jillian, on June 6, 2007 19:50:26
She's always been destined to be a big girl: thick neck, thick wrists, large upper arms. Just a matter of time. I knew years ago her time was coming. Many women seem to start spreading out in their mid-twenties.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 07:57:13
She's always been destined to be a big girl: thick neck, thick wrists, large upper arms. Just a matter of time. I knew years ago her time was coming. Many women seem to start spreading out in their mid-twenties.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 07:57:57
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