Jesusf**ingchrist, i declare this the new official "Shitney Spears end of life" picture. Because till the end of her life i'm going to post or link this one whenever i see a thread where someone makes a remark about Shitney being remotely attractive.
umm an elegant dress like that with THAT hat? Is she wearing working boots under that dress, just to finish it off? Her kids are soooooooooo gonna disown her when they go to school and the other kids say "Is Brittney Spears your mom?".. they'll deny it and then head straight for the lawyers to divorce her legally.
Thank you Britney. Thank you for making even a troll like me feel good about banging some questionable ass. Now, they're all pop stars instead of jittery, single moms with huge self-esteem issues drunk on Papst Blue Ribbon I picked up at a local honky tonk.
Seriously, all those interviews where she cried about how the paps wouldn't leave her alone ring more and more hollow with each one of this glamour shots. Girlfriend knows she's gonna get her picture taken, so driving around w/ the straps down from her dress in public is nothing short of asking for it.
Why, for the life of me I can not figure out, why her straps were down in the first place. Talk about a set up for a photo opp with nip slip. What a freak.
Impressive. That's flexible...she got that strap to not only come off her shoulder...but the strap slid down the whole length of her arm WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING. That's the great thing about white trash...they know how to get their boobs out...can't quite figure out how to put them back
Britney hasn't been interesting since she had a psychotic breakdown and shaved her head. Since then it's been one long series of flabalanches as she's "spotted" going from place to place, like some type of nature show about fat breeders. Making fun of her ridiculous redneck outfits is like shooting fish in a barrel. *yawn*
If you're really desperate to see white trash in action just tune in an episode of "COPS" - it's on all the time and most of the women look like Britney.
WTF? Please find the video so we can hear what the Hell she's saying to explain this if there can be an explanation. Or not, after the crotch shots it really isn't necessary.
cmon, do a post about Kelly Clarkson canceling her order - I mean, her concert tour (that first thing would never happen). we have to get some fat Kelly pics up here (are there any other type?) so that her fans can say it doesn't matter because she's so talented...so talented that nobody wants to go see her. either that or it was some technical reason, like engineers being unable to figure out how to reinforce the stage up to current safety codes.
Every time I see that hat, I want to HURT her. I'm going to quote my kid's favorite children's book ("I Stink"--about a cheeky garbage truck): You're on Mt. Trash-O-Rama, baby. I've officially shot a fish in a barrel. I don't feel good about myself.
why is her upper lip so discolored? either she has had a wax in awhile, or is melatonin leftover from her pregnancies. BTW--suntanning & smoking worsens this condition... she really isn't the sharpest crayon in the box, is she?
She's only doing things like this because Paris Hilton has stolen all the headlines recently with her jail stories. Twitney has no talent, so she has to do something to keep her name out there, and this is it.
THIS IS NO NIP SLIP. THIS IS A "HEY LOOK AT MY TITTY." I WONDER HOW LONG IT TOOK HER TO GET HER TIT FIXED SO SHE COULD GET OUT OF THE CAR WHILE GIVING TO PHOTOGS SOMETING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF.
this is britney's career now, because she has nothing else. the only thing fulfilling her life right now is running around doing stupid, pathetic things like this in order to get photographed by the paps. as long as she's continually followed around and getting her pics and name in celebrity "news", then she's validated that she's still relevant (her thinking, not ours) and she's still somebody who is loved and admired (again, her thinking, not ours). it's pathetic.
She looks like my sister. In the face. Not anywhere else, thank God. You know the theory of doppelgangers? How everyone out there has a "twin"?
My sister is Shitney's "twin". Except they're diametric opposites. My sister got all the style, the brains, the class and still rocks the bod (even after two kids, oddly enough).
Shitney got nuthin'. Nuthin' but fucked up style and desperation. Sucks to be her.
@ Vigilante: Britney Spears has a really ugly face and retarded features like her eyes being too far apart. You shouldn't insult your sister like that. ;)
Can anyone supply even ONE reason for her dress straps being down in public other than she's so desperate for attention that she took them down herself so the paparazzi would be sure to catch a "nip slip."
Her poor boys. Now here's a mother to be embarrassed by...
Clearly, this chick is losing her mind. I know mental illness when I see it in short paparazzi snippets, and this is it. The clock is ticking until her next breakdown. I feel sorry for her.
It totally blows my mind that there are actually Britney fans out there trying to explain these pics...for real? Seriously, there cant possibly be a reason for you to have the straps down on your dress and walk around that way while people take your photos other than to flash your fugly saggy tits. This girl is clearly delusional and without mirrors at home. There's even a photo of her holding her boob and flashing a middle finger while doing so..she knows exacly what she's doing. Definite 2nd breakdown on the way....sweet.
Vigilante you must hate your sister. Britney has got nothing to brag about except money. Since your sister doesn't have that, I would never compare the two again.
LOOK AT THIS MESS!! LOOK AT IT!!! what?! u need a vomit break!?! ok. r u back? u good, steady stomach? alright
i know Allie is family, but if i were Shitney's cousin i would deny it til the day i died and you certainly wouldn't have any photographic evidence of it. i guess using Shitney for the hookup is enough to offset the shame
Prettyboy! I missed you too, sweetums. Not dead, sorry to have disappointed you.
And I'm so totally going to use "haterade" some time today. As in "Your judginess, my man Speedy Gonzales here would like to ask your holiness to drop his reckless driving charge. The cops, man, it's the cops. They must've drank a case of haterade that day or sumptin'. Peace, out."
Poor dress. It is so cute and has to be on her. On top of that, there is no way those straps just fell down. If that were the case, she would not be putting her hand back through, she would just be putting the strap back on her shoulder. Silly girl.
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Leave Your CommentJesusf**ingchrist, i declare this the new official "Shitney Spears end of life" picture.
Because till the end of her life i'm going to post or link this one whenever i see a thread where someone makes a remark about Shitney being remotely attractive.
By die Krautsalaten, on June 18, 2007 01:05:38
nothing sadder than a girl like that not realizing she looks like that.
By sad, on June 18, 2007 01:07:40
Was she driving around topless to work on her tan lines or something? WTF was her dress down?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 01:49:16
umm an elegant dress like that with THAT hat? Is she wearing working boots under that dress, just to finish it off?
Her kids are soooooooooo gonna disown her when they go to school and the other kids say "Is Brittney Spears your mom?".. they'll deny it and then head straight for the lawyers to divorce her legally.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 01:53:20
That was brilliant (hi, may name is bleh... yawn... snore)
Brilliant.
By The Rev, on June 18, 2007 02:04:34
Wen interessieren Ihre Titten.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 02:36:23
She is so dumb that its just sickening! UGh! Im tired of hearing about her triflin' ass!
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 04:31:14
fucking attention whore.
By saz, on June 18, 2007 05:19:26
It's amazing how she(?) can't manage her own gigantic body. Imagine a career. And two kids. And relationships. And the appropriate time to chew gum.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 05:24:38
Yeah, why was the dress down? I've never seen someone so exposed so often in public. Odd.
Hysterical on the yawn and snore, btw.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 05:27:16
Thank you Britney. Thank you for making even a troll like me feel good about banging some questionable ass. Now, they're all pop stars instead of jittery, single moms with huge self-esteem issues drunk on Papst Blue Ribbon I picked up at a local honky tonk.
By uncledaddy, on June 18, 2007 05:34:56
her booby wrinkles easily. i thought only old lady boobies did that.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 05:52:10
Anonymous 4:53...........PLEASE tell me your being facetious calling that rag an "elegant dress".
If not, please tell me WHERE ON EARTH you live so I know to never go there....
By crocheted dresses aren't elegant , on June 18, 2007 06:51:41
I really like the dress, just not the skank in it. Oh and stop with the hats and nipples.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 06:54:19
She just can't help it can she? Flashing is an obsession with her.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 06:56:08
Seriously, all those interviews where she cried about how the paps wouldn't leave her alone ring more and more hollow with each one of this glamour shots. Girlfriend knows she's gonna get her picture taken, so driving around w/ the straps down from her dress in public is nothing short of asking for it.
By Anna, on June 18, 2007 06:57:15
If I wanted to see a slice of bologna, I'd go to a deli.
By Angry Pirate, on June 18, 2007 07:06:57
Licky, licky, licky! Mmmmmm, tastes like Cheetos!
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 07:08:32
could someone just give her a job as a stripper already so she can exercise this deep desire of hers to be nude in public?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 07:15:13
She should not be aloud out of the house.
By Dan, on June 18, 2007 07:42:06
the horror....the horror.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 07:47:24
She's officially boring me as much as Jennifer Aniston bores me. Cure for insomnia.
By Anastasia, on June 18, 2007 08:13:58
Why, for the life of me I can not figure out, why her straps were down in the first place. Talk about a set up for a photo opp with nip slip. What a freak.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 08:21:20
Impressive. That's flexible...she got that strap to not only come off her shoulder...but the strap slid down the whole length of her arm WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING. That's the great thing about white trash...they know how to get their boobs out...can't quite figure out how to put them back
By Paul- Westlake, OH, on June 18, 2007 08:23:30
Delicious, yummi yummi (-;
By ovat, on June 18, 2007 08:32:05
I agree with the yawn/snore part.
Britney hasn't been interesting since she had a psychotic breakdown and shaved her head. Since then it's been one long series of flabalanches as she's "spotted" going from place to place, like some type of nature show about fat breeders. Making fun of her ridiculous redneck outfits is like shooting fish in a barrel. *yawn*
If you're really desperate to see white trash in action just tune in an episode of "COPS" - it's on all the time and most of the women look like Britney.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 08:34:48
WTF? Please find the video so we can hear what the Hell she's saying to explain this if there can be an explanation. Or not, after the crotch shots it really isn't necessary.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 08:40:40
She has GOT to be doing this crap on purpose. How many times can your boob (or various other parts) fall out of your dress?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 08:41:35
$100 bucks to the first person who can name one body part that britney has yet to "accidentally" expose!!!
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 08:45:38
your sexy,,,
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 08:51:12
What is wrong with her??
I've seen WAY too much of this mother of 2's body. PUT IT AWAY BRITNEY!
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 08:58:58
yeah yeah yeah
cmon, do a post about Kelly Clarkson canceling her order - I mean, her concert tour (that first thing would never happen). we have to get some fat Kelly pics up here (are there any other type?) so that her fans can say it doesn't matter because she's so talented...so talented that nobody wants to go see her. either that or it was some technical reason, like engineers being unable to figure out how to reinforce the stage up to current safety codes.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 09:01:07
Every time I see that hat, I want to HURT her. I'm going to quote my kid's favorite children's book ("I Stink"--about a cheeky garbage truck): You're on Mt. Trash-O-Rama, baby. I've officially shot a fish in a barrel. I don't feel good about myself.
By Miss Lisa, on June 18, 2007 09:10:03
funniest text ever. "and I'm yawn, so snore."
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 09:38:07
The one body part Brit has yet to expose.... Her brain. Please send me $100.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 09:46:49
why is her upper lip so discolored? either she has had a wax in awhile, or is melatonin leftover from her pregnancies. BTW--suntanning & smoking worsens this condition... she really isn't the sharpest crayon in the box, is she?
By joehawkins, on June 18, 2007 09:50:26
She's only doing things like this because Paris Hilton has stolen all the headlines recently with her jail stories. Twitney has no talent, so she has to do something to keep her name out there, and this is it.
By Snogger Head, on June 18, 2007 10:00:07
VOMIT INDUCING PICTURES
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 10:07:09
YO DAN, IT'S ALLOWED, NOT ALOUD. AND YOUR RIGHT, SHE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP WITH HER 2 KIDS TO DRIVE HER NUTS. THAT'S WHAT SHE DESERVES.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 10:13:49
THIS IS NO NIP SLIP. THIS IS A "HEY LOOK AT MY TITTY." I WONDER HOW LONG IT TOOK HER TO GET HER TIT FIXED SO SHE COULD GET OUT OF THE CAR WHILE GIVING TO PHOTOGS SOMETING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 10:21:29
this is britney's career now, because she has nothing else. the only thing fulfilling her life right now is running around doing stupid, pathetic things like this in order to get photographed by the paps. as long as she's continually followed around and getting her pics and name in celebrity "news", then she's validated that she's still relevant (her thinking, not ours) and she's still somebody who is loved and admired (again, her thinking, not ours). it's pathetic.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 10:30:56
ah yes, another exciting Brit story and a bunch of all-caps shouting of the obvious, for the millionth time.
By our thinking, not hers, on June 18, 2007 11:04:29
She looks like my sister. In the face. Not anywhere else, thank God. You know the theory of doppelgangers? How everyone out there has a "twin"?
My sister is Shitney's "twin". Except they're diametric opposites. My sister got all the style, the brains, the class and still rocks the bod (even after two kids, oddly enough).
Shitney got nuthin'. Nuthin' but fucked up style and desperation. Sucks to be her.
By Vigilante, on June 18, 2007 11:50:16
Dear University of Minnesota psycho Britney fan,
Chill the fuck out.
By Moderator, on June 18, 2007 12:01:15
@ Vigilante: Britney Spears has a really ugly face and retarded features like her eyes being too far apart. You shouldn't insult your sister like that. ;)
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 12:26:33
Can anyone supply even ONE reason for her dress straps being down in public other than she's so desperate for attention that she took them down herself so the paparazzi would be sure to catch a "nip slip."
Her poor boys. Now here's a mother to be embarrassed by...
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 12:49:47
I know, 15:26, she sent me a virtual bitchslap just after that one got posted. Retarded features notwithstanding, my sister's still got more style.
Thank Christ she's not married to a K-Tard.
By Vigilante, on June 18, 2007 13:13:15
Clearly, this chick is losing her mind. I know mental illness when I see it in short paparazzi snippets, and this is it. The clock is ticking until her next breakdown. I feel sorry for her.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 13:19:00
It totally blows my mind that there are actually Britney fans out there trying to explain these pics...for real?
Seriously, there cant possibly be a reason for you to have the straps down on your dress and walk around that way while people take your photos other than to flash your fugly saggy tits. This girl is clearly delusional and without mirrors at home.
There's even a photo of her holding her boob and flashing a middle finger while doing so..she knows exacly what she's doing. Definite 2nd breakdown on the way....sweet.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 13:45:22
Vigilante you must hate your sister. Britney has got nothing to brag about except money. Since your sister doesn't have that, I would never compare the two again.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 13:59:54
It would be funny if the camera men just stood there and said.."Pffft! Ugh, nevermind!" and walked away without snapping the picture.
By DynamiteSal, on June 18, 2007 14:13:08
LOOK AT THIS MESS!! LOOK AT IT!!!
what?! u need a vomit break!?!
ok.
r u back? u good, steady stomach?
alright
i know Allie is family, but if i were Shitney's cousin i would deny it til the day i died and you certainly wouldn't have any photographic evidence of it. i guess using Shitney for the hookup is enough to offset the shame
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 14:18:55
I bet Britney smells like Cheetos and redneck.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 15:23:19
16:59, sweetie, how do you know my sister doesn't have money? And what makes you think I hate her?
You'd have to be bone dumb to have gleaned that from what I said.
Wait. Britney? Is that you?
By Vigilante, on June 18, 2007 15:39:51
She practiced losing the doily several times at home before leaving.
By Laurie, on June 18, 2007 16:07:14
why has she been flashing her ass, titties, and cooch again??? shes obviously starving for more attention.
on shit..........vig is back. thought you were dead.
By prettyboy, on June 18, 2007 16:41:00
Her boobs are delicious, I want a pair like this, Im sorry but this girl is my fantasy and always will be.
By Tavo, on June 18, 2007 16:56:40
I assume when she breast fed Jayden James, It was jack daniels and cheeto dust
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 17:22:53
Luv ya, Britney!
You're the best!
Forget all these haterz. Let them all choke on their bitter haterade.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 20:26:22
Are you serious? "haterade"? Does your mommy know you are up past your bedtime playing on the internet?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 21:10:52
YO ANON, IT'S YOU'RE, NOT YOUR.
By S., on June 18, 2007 22:46:59
Prettyboy! I missed you too, sweetums. Not dead, sorry to have disappointed you.
And I'm so totally going to use "haterade" some time today. As in "Your judginess, my man Speedy Gonzales here would like to ask your holiness to drop his reckless driving charge. The cops, man, it's the cops. They must've drank a case of haterade that day or sumptin'. Peace, out."
By Vigilante, on June 19, 2007 05:34:55
In my entire 4 decades of living on earth, I have managed to go out in public countless times without my tit falling out.
Sorry, tits don't fall out unless you want them to. Pussy doesn't just hang out unless you want to show it. Bitch is transparent.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 16:39:03
Poor dress. It is so cute and has to be on her. On top of that, there is no way those straps just fell down. If that were the case, she would not be putting her hand back through, she would just be putting the strap back on her shoulder. Silly girl.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 18:32:05
what is WRONG with this girl?!! how does this kind of thing happen to her EVERY WEEK?!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 09:23:51
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