This whole fall-apart-rehab-drama thing has GOT to be a publicity stunt. I say her managers are gearing up for a huge comeback - from rock bottom to reborn pop starlet type thing.
Does anyone watch Rescue Me on FX? They did a quick bit in last night's epi where one character (Sheila) is showing Denis Leary's character (Tommy) her bottle of Britney Spears' "Curious" perfume. Spot on, the next line from Denis is, "No mystery, she's a whore." Classic Leary line.
does NO ONE care about this disaster?? Could NO ONE have told her about the deodorent stained pits, or maybe the NAPPY hair, or perhaps- just perhaps- the friggin hanger loop thing fallin out the back of her tube top shirt?? I mean, is she surrounded by COMPLETE IDIOTS?? Could NO ONE in her insane- possible legally blind- posse not have helped her out...I am SOOOO NOT a fan, but it is almost sad now to pick on her..Its gotten too easy..Someone needs to just run her over and be done with it.
Okay so this ugly whore wants people to smell like rotting fish and boiled cabbage? Because that is what this bitch must smell like because she never takes showers, washes her clothes, and has a severe personal hygiene problem. It's only 14 year old girls who buy her stuff anyway.
she looks like a slightly younger version of that crazy old blond lady who always shows up at award shows even though she's not in show business.... sally kirkland i think her name is...
She needs to fire her assistant (or hire one) She looks like shit in these pictures. I don't think she even cares anymore. Hanger loop hanging out of her shirt, deodorant all over her arm, no make-up, ugly shoes, and that HAIR. Take out the extentions and just have a short do!! That is just tacky!
Wow.. she is just beyond filth- I'm not sure there are words to adequately describe her. The stench must be overpowering- she exudes a rot from every inch of her pock-marked, greasy skin.
Brit here hasn't figured out that you can't live a life of dissipation without it showing. She's like a white-trash reverse Dorian Gray- somewhere in her mansion there's a fresh faced portrait of Britney while the real one putrefies before our eyes.
I picture Britney standing outside of Shar Jackson's house while K-Fed is spreading his diseased seed, drunkenly lifting her skirt, pointing at her bare crotch while she screams to K-fuck that he's missing the best p*ssy he's ever had. For the love of God, put her down and put her out of our misery!
If she really wants to be successful and have her image drive her career, then why doesn't she care more about her looks and appearance? Surely she must be able to understand that if she looks like crap, who would want to buy her fragrance?
Or maybe there is no logic here at all. I wonder if she is just mentally imbalanced which might explain everything.
Or is she just incapable of looking good? I find it incredible how bad she looks virtually all the time -- almost like she must be doing it on purpose. And if she isn't doing it on purpose, why doesn't someone like Allie give her fashion advice or input on how she looks when she goes out.
Now I'm sure she's just plain crazy. If she didn't have all that money and slaves, she would be sleeping in some alley, on stinky fridge cardboard she stole from Joe, the one hand fiddler. So give some credit to those hard working people around her who manage to get her home safely every night. She probably screams when they try to bade her, too.
Wow. You know, in that second pic from the left, it really does look like her right eye is bruised. And her skin is so bad! That....hair I guess you call it....is not extremely horrible from very very very far away, but any closer than 500 feet and you see what a rat's nest it is. So is the wig attached to the Axl Rose do-rag, or what?
Some kinda something dribbled in a straight line down the right boob of her shirt. The deodorant. The hanger loop. The SHOES.
And why, we ask ourselves, is she always so greasy? How does a person even GET that greasy all the time?
Seriously, I don't know how she's even let into clubs anymore, she's such a mess.
Whats wrong with her? She needs to stop wearing outfits like that! She is not thin anymore! She is fat and out of shape and she needs to stop wearing tight stuff and find some clothes that fit her!
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By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:39:32
Her hair is so, so, so, so very nasty.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:39:39
Must be Cheeto's and Marlboro's in the air.
By Mr. T, on June 21, 2007 08:48:41
The fragrance probably smells like a combination of Cheetos, BO, rotten pussy and Jagermeister.
By Sorceressss, on June 21, 2007 08:49:42
Pic #2 is horrid. Does she have a bruise by her eye??
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:52:24
I love the shirt hanger thing of her shirt hanging out in the back, I can see that becoming a trend.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:54:23
This bitch needs to throw on a moo-moo and take care of her little brats. She looks sooooo nasty
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:33:55
She's looking even more bloated like Elvis.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:10:48
So I wonder if they use regular or BBQ porkrinds
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:19:27
Good for her, wearing a loose-fitting* shirt for once in her lifetime.
*by her standards
By joejoe, on June 21, 2007 11:20:30
This whole fall-apart-rehab-drama thing has GOT to be a publicity stunt.
I say her managers are gearing up for a huge comeback - from rock bottom to reborn pop starlet type thing.
By Crystal McBaller, on June 21, 2007 11:55:48
So it will smell like, fried chicken and menthol? When you spray it on it comes out looking like cheeto dust
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:03:29
ummm.... is that a mexican paparazzi?? Or did he just steal that camera
By Hefe, on June 21, 2007 12:10:40
I love the deoderant streaks on her arm. I mean at least she uses is but doesn't she have any hand-eye coordination?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:40:53
Does anyone watch Rescue Me on FX? They did a quick bit in last night's epi where one character (Sheila) is showing Denis Leary's character (Tommy) her bottle of Britney Spears' "Curious" perfume. Spot on, the next line from Denis is, "No mystery, she's a whore." Classic Leary line.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:42:53
does NO ONE care about this disaster?? Could NO ONE have told her about the deodorent stained pits, or maybe the NAPPY hair, or perhaps- just perhaps- the friggin hanger loop thing fallin out the back of her tube top shirt?? I mean, is she surrounded by COMPLETE IDIOTS?? Could NO ONE in her insane- possible legally blind- posse not have helped her out...I am SOOOO NOT a fan, but it is almost sad now to pick on her..Its gotten too easy..Someone needs to just run her over and be done with it.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 13:02:52
Okay so this ugly whore wants people to smell like rotting fish and boiled cabbage? Because that is what this bitch must smell like because she never takes showers, washes her clothes, and has a severe personal hygiene problem. It's only 14 year old girls who buy her stuff anyway.
By trey, on June 21, 2007 14:11:41
she looks like a slightly younger version of that crazy old blond lady who always shows up at award shows even though she's not in show business.... sally kirkland i think her name is...
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 14:24:12
She is just gross... knock knock anybody in there? Hey did you look in the mirror today you look like shit!
By Andrea, on June 21, 2007 14:59:07
She needs to fire her assistant (or hire one) She looks like shit in these pictures. I don't think she even cares anymore. Hanger loop hanging out of her shirt, deodorant all over her arm, no make-up, ugly shoes, and that HAIR. Take out the extentions and just have a short do!! That is just tacky!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 15:32:10
it's sad this chick doesn't know how to dress or take care of herself. shes a wreck. i don't even think she knows how to tie shoe laces
and no one wants to buy a fragrance from britney spears. it probably smells like a septic tank and cigarettes
By prettyboy, on June 21, 2007 16:26:01
Wow.. she is just beyond filth- I'm not sure there are words to adequately describe her. The stench must be overpowering- she exudes a rot from every inch of her pock-marked, greasy skin.
Brit here hasn't figured out that you can't live a life of dissipation without it showing. She's like a white-trash reverse Dorian Gray- somewhere in her mansion there's a fresh faced portrait of Britney while the real one putrefies before our eyes.
I picture Britney standing outside of Shar Jackson's house while K-Fed is spreading his diseased seed, drunkenly lifting her skirt, pointing at her bare crotch while she screams to K-fuck that he's missing the best p*ssy he's ever had. For the love of God, put her down and put her out of our misery!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 16:28:15
ah the essence of Britney: vomit, ketchup stains, rotten crotch, and ashtray.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 19:01:22
Ugh. What is this going to smell like? Cheetos, cigarettes and Red Bull?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 19:40:56
yes, yes, yes! Leave her alone, you bunch of nosy counsellors and family and designers and everybody!
She'll implode by herself faster that way.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 19:59:52
She is really hard to figure out.
If she really wants to be successful and have her image drive her career, then why doesn't she care more about her looks and appearance? Surely she must be able to understand that if she looks like crap, who would want to buy her fragrance?
Or maybe there is no logic here at all. I wonder if she is just mentally imbalanced which might explain everything.
Or is she just incapable of looking good? I find it incredible how bad she looks virtually all the time -- almost like she must be doing it on purpose. And if she isn't doing it on purpose, why doesn't someone like Allie give her fashion advice or input on how she looks when she goes out.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 20:32:54
"White-trash reverse Dorian Gray" Ok that was freaking the funniest shit I read in these comments for awhile
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 20:36:49
Now I'm sure she's just plain crazy. If she didn't have all that money and slaves, she would be sleeping in some alley, on stinky fridge cardboard she stole from Joe, the one hand fiddler. So give some credit to those hard working people around her who manage to get her home safely every night. She probably screams when they try to bade her, too.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 01:41:20
sighhhh it's muu muu, let's not be just as dumb, folks.
By kacky, on June 22, 2007 04:26:09
Wow. You know, in that second pic from the left, it really does look like her right eye is bruised. And her skin is so bad! That....hair I guess you call it....is not extremely horrible from very very very far away, but any closer than 500 feet and you see what a rat's nest it is. So is the wig attached to the Axl Rose do-rag, or what?
Some kinda something dribbled in a straight line down the right boob of her shirt. The deodorant. The hanger loop. The SHOES.
And why, we ask ourselves, is she always so greasy? How does a person even GET that greasy all the time?
Seriously, I don't know how she's even let into clubs anymore, she's such a mess.
By Anastasia, on June 22, 2007 09:17:51
She looks just awful! Her skin is a mess and looks like she doesnt wash her weave or shower for that matter!
By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 09:34:21
Whats wrong with her? She needs to stop wearing outfits like that! She is not thin anymore! She is fat and out of shape and she needs to stop wearing tight stuff and find some clothes that fit her!
By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 09:36:47
Finally no 4 day wait! Now I can climb out of the shower and smell like popcorn shrimp and ass instantly! Thank you America
By x24, on June 22, 2007 11:17:13
i have Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls. shitney pls.................
By sparklingmalice, on June 24, 2007 05:34:59
is she on anti-depressants yet? Geesh!
By Blondiegurl, on June 24, 2007 08:53:21
to smell like her??? why she smells like a crack whore , old piss and vomit
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 09:58:01
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