She really needs to stop wearing crap that's supposed to be hot and revealing. Those lace up pants on somebody else might look ok, but on her she looks like she's trying out for linebacker position in the NFL.
Carrie Underwood, don't care either way though unless it's Johnny Cash, country sucks.
Pudgina! I read that she actually has a touch of stage fright. To overcome it, she imagines that the microphone is an chicken leg (Extra Crispy Recipe), and this helps her to get through the show. Of course, there's a few real ones waiting for her backstage afterwards.
Seriously, I can't believe Jenny Craig hasn't signed her up as a spokesperson yet....
I am a die hard cowboys fan and I don't want her to mess up the season for Tony Romo but after seeing those first 3 pictures I have to say she is a pretty women
I think she's a lot prettier playing softball than in the got milk ads. Too much make up. But seriuosly that "jesus take the wheel" song is pretty much awful.
Carrie is cute, no doubt, but she is so fucking B-O-R-I-N-G. I guess you can pay a glam squad to make you look good, but you still can't buy a personality. This goes the same for Kelly Clarkson. Boring-ass bitches with no personality.
Holy Crap! What's with Kelly's stomach fold on pic #1?? Yuk! Carrie, ease up on the make up! Way over done. Softball pics are hotter because she looks more natural unlike a photo op.
forget the weight difference for second and these 2 people are interchangeable. I agree with the "boring" comment. They are totally like Wonderbread: white, plain, common, identical...puritan. Very, very lame. And, isn't there another AI winner out there who looks similar? s n o r e....
I never understood why vegetarians toot their own horn so much, or why there would even be such a retarded award, but than it is PETA. So you don't eat meat, big deal, as if it made a lick of a differance in this world ... good lord ...
Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, would look good after that much
*dieting *personal physical training *personal stylist assistance *expensive clothes, shoes, and accessories, often provided by the publications for the shoot *perfectly-arranged lighting *expensive camera equipment *well-trained photog *massive, massive photoshopping (I do it for a living, damn straight I can tell)
not to mention: *blonde highlighting *mousse *hairspray *thick foundation *expensive cosmetics
all applied by a team of professionals.
Only about 1% of the human race looks perfectly beautiful, by our collective standards, in their natural state. The rest are simply beautiful-LOOKING people, who spend more on their appearance in a year, than a year of tuition would cost at most colleges.
And this one also doesn't eat meat. Wow, I'm impressed.
If she was really all that concerned with animals, perhaps she should take on the multi-billion dollar appearance and cosmetics industry. But no, why bite the hand that feed ya?
But isn't PETA anti-dairy, too? That whole "Got Milk" ad and "Sexiest Vegetarian" thing has me a little thrown off. Kinda like Paris Hilton doing a PSA for Mothers Against Drunk Driving while holding a bottle of Jose' Cuervo in her hand.
OK, Kelly Clarkson fans. Let these be the pictures to finally make you face the sad truth. Calling Kelly your sacred cow, just seems a little redundant.
46 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYeesh. Those pics of Kelly are so unflattering. She really needs to work out.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 10:34:57
Kelly's looking really normal lately.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 10:37:23
She really needs to stop wearing crap that's supposed to be hot and revealing. Those lace up pants on somebody else might look ok, but on her she looks like she's trying out for linebacker position in the NFL.
Carrie Underwood, don't care either way though unless it's Johnny Cash, country sucks.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 10:39:06
that last kelly pic looks like she swallowed a globe through her crotch
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 10:45:42
yawn!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 10:46:18
What's up with all this stupid awards? Sexiest Vegetarian? WTF?
By dm, on June 27, 2007 10:47:40
Pudgina! I read that she actually has a touch of stage fright. To overcome it, she imagines that the microphone is an chicken leg (Extra Crispy Recipe), and this helps her to get through the show. Of course, there's a few real ones waiting for her backstage afterwards.
Seriously, I can't believe Jenny Craig hasn't signed her up as a spokesperson yet....
By nebraska, on June 27, 2007 10:49:13
Kelly says Carrie would go good with milk. And a truckload of Oreos.
By Kelly Barkson, on June 27, 2007 10:50:54
Um, if she's the sexiest "vegetarian", why was she doing a got milk ad?
By gblinda, on June 27, 2007 10:54:01
She's a "vegetarian" not a "vegan." Vegans are the ones who don't eat and meat or dairy.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 10:54:58
I am a die hard cowboys fan and I don't want her to mess up the season for Tony Romo but after seeing those first 3 pictures I have to say she is a pretty women
By A, on June 27, 2007 11:03:46
I think she's a lot prettier playing softball than in the got milk ads. Too much make up. But seriuosly that "jesus take the wheel" song is pretty much awful.
Kelly is talented. I won't comment otherwise.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 11:19:32
Carrie is cute, no doubt, but she is so fucking B-O-R-I-N-G. I guess you can pay a glam squad to make you look good, but you still can't buy a personality. This goes the same for Kelly Clarkson. Boring-ass bitches with no personality.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 11:22:32
With Kelly you get a quantity discount
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 11:25:03
Carrie Underwood is ugly as hell, she reminds me of a pig.
By Sacrament, on June 27, 2007 11:31:11
Kelly says slather yourself in butter, come over here and say that again...14:22.
Kelly will show you who's boring.
By Kelly Barkson, on June 27, 2007 11:39:57
Carrie does to eat meat, if what she and I did last night counts... (for you morons out there, it involved my huge piece of meat and her mouth).
By Tony Romo, on June 27, 2007 11:43:59
Kelly's got good birthing hips
By Dr. Good Sense, on June 27, 2007 11:46:58
Holy airbrush!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 11:48:19
Holy Crap! What's with Kelly's stomach fold on pic #1?? Yuk! Carrie, ease up on the make up! Way over done. Softball pics are hotter because she looks more natural unlike a photo op.
By chuggdog, on June 27, 2007 12:10:34
i likes me some hamhock arms...mmmhhmmm..
By billiebobb, on June 27, 2007 12:25:45
So how is that bulimia working out for ya Kel?
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 12:31:50
Wasn't Carrie starting to look like Kelly in the weight department before she discovered:
A. Bulimia
B. Anorexia
C. Drugs
D. All of the above?
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 12:46:24
forget the weight difference for second and these 2 people are interchangeable. I agree with the "boring" comment. They are totally like Wonderbread: white, plain, common, identical...puritan. Very, very lame. And, isn't there another AI winner out there who looks similar? s n o r e....
By otter pops, on June 27, 2007 12:48:21
Carrie is blonde, pretty, thin, talented, white - what's not to love? :)
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 12:50:34
By otter pops, on June 27, 2007 15:48:21
YOUR A RACIST! I can't believe your white comment. sob.....
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 13:09:37
Carrie Underwood is the most average looking girl ever.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 13:20:31
Carrie before she discovered A, B, C, and D:
<img src="http://i15.tinypic.com/62ogfhe.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
And Kelly really should take Carrie's lead!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 13:27:24
Ok, so I am the tard! Here is a link that works.
The original Carrie
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 13:32:52
Carrie looks good with or without a little weight on her. She's a very pretty girl! I don't like her style of music, but the girl can sing.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 13:35:17
Carrie Underwood has chicken legs! Who knew??
She's hot but should stay away from shorts.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 14:56:03
I never understood why vegetarians toot their own horn so much, or why there would even be such a retarded award, but than it is PETA. So you don't eat meat, big deal, as if it made a lick of a differance in this world ... good lord ...
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 17:04:40
so...one's skinny and fug, the other's not skinny and fug. got it.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 17:12:11
MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN!!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 19:28:56
Not liking the bird on Miss Piggy's pants.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 19:42:31
Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, would look good after that much
*dieting
*personal physical training
*personal stylist assistance
*expensive clothes, shoes, and accessories, often provided by the publications for the shoot
*perfectly-arranged lighting
*expensive camera equipment
*well-trained photog
*massive, massive photoshopping (I do it for a living, damn straight I can tell)
not to mention:
*blonde highlighting
*mousse
*hairspray
*thick foundation
*expensive cosmetics
all applied by a team of professionals.
Only about 1% of the human race looks perfectly beautiful, by our collective standards, in their natural state. The rest are simply beautiful-LOOKING people, who spend more on their appearance in a year, than a year of tuition would cost at most colleges.
And this one also doesn't eat meat. Wow, I'm impressed.
If she was really all that concerned with animals, perhaps she should take on the multi-billion dollar appearance and cosmetics industry. But no, why bite the hand that feed ya?
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 21:45:44
How is that a racist comment? Wonderbread is indeed white the last time I checked.
By Sir Isaac Lime, on June 27, 2007 22:26:57
Carrie is a beautiful girl.
Kelly isn't. :(
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 22:28:58
Carrie's legs are little sticks. She looks like she's starving. Kelly Clarkson looks like she ate 2 Carrie Underwoods. Kelly needs a stylist.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 22:32:24
Aww cmon, Kelly shouldn't be wearing that shirt. It looks goddamn awful and she is in desperate need of a good stylist.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 06:20:43
But isn't PETA anti-dairy, too? That whole "Got Milk" ad and "Sexiest Vegetarian" thing has me a little thrown off. Kinda like Paris Hilton doing a PSA for Mothers Against Drunk Driving while holding a bottle of Jose' Cuervo in her hand.
By Jennifer, on June 28, 2007 06:43:06
Kelly Clarkson has a very strangely proprotioned body. really short arms and torso, very large rear, short legs.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 10:01:24
OK, Kelly Clarkson fans. Let these be the pictures to finally make you face the sad truth. Calling Kelly your sacred cow, just seems a little redundant.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 10:46:57
I didn't know Chris Kattan was doing bodyguard work for Kelly Clarkson now. Oh, how the mighty have fallen, no?
By Jack, on June 29, 2007 08:18:48
Kelly has a nice ass. But her face, flat chest and gut, not so much.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 18:16:09
Is that a nice dark bush between the wings of an eagle?
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 23:21:54
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