I have it on good intel that her pussy is all sorts of torn up, due to rough sex with her colored bodyguards. Dude I know gave her a clit ring, and he said her axe wound looks like the Great Pit of Karkoon. Hopefully the baby will fall out and die, because we don't need anymore in this world.
She's got a great voice and all, but she's pretty in a porn star kind of way. She needs to lay off the makeup. You know it's bad when you can see the orange makeup in her bleached hair.
13:42 that wasn't even kinda funny in an asshole way, try again. but seriously if she is pregnant, she better pray it looks like her cuz dude is hit with bricks.
You know what? This is the last fucking straw! I'm am not banging any more of these god damned pop stars unless I see them taking the morning after pill. Jeezes effing Christ, what's a guy gotta do to make sure these chick's handle their business??
Could this guy's ears be any bigger? Geez. They're probably as big as Paul Wolfowitz's ears. Friggin' comical. Dumbo would be proud of him.
I don't get this girl either. She dates black guys left and right, then she marries a Jewish dude. Is this the only white guy that wanted her or something? Well, maybe he's a really nice guy. Then again, maybe he's a gold digger like that prick Howard K. Stern. Who the hell knows. Weird though, that she married the first white guy she went out with.
What's with all these "X might be pregnant" stories? Does anyone even remotely care if some Hollywood twit is going to shit out another douchebag? Call me when it turns 18 and goes trainwreck.
Offspring is apparently this seasons hottest accessory. They should all be neutered. Jesus, just what we need, a new generation of spoiled, self serving douches. If I have to hear one more celebrity telling us we need to give more while driving off in their new S class wearing $900 sunglasses, I am going fucking postal!
I don't understand, she could be sooo fucking beautiful, but she wears the worst makeup, tans way too much, and wears those awful fucking huge glasses.
All that aside, her babies are going to be uuuugggllly.
19 Comments:
Leave Your Commentgeez, what's in the water in hollywood?
what is this, the 4th post about pregnancy's in the past 2 days.
dayyyyum
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 09:41:00
i pray shes a better mother than britto....im sure she will be. Maybe she will stop wth the hair bleaching an makeup.
we will be seeing a new, natural side of Christina. cant wait
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 09:48:32
wow she'll have a wonderful baby :)
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 09:52:55
Her boobs and lips are absolutly pregnant.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:07:32
Cool, her kid will have a four octave range when crying.
What could be so bad about that? Oh, nevermind ....
By joejoe, on June 20, 2007 10:27:37
I have it on good intel that her pussy is all sorts of torn up, due to rough sex with her colored bodyguards. Dude I know gave her a clit ring, and he said her axe wound looks like the Great Pit of Karkoon.
Hopefully the baby will fall out and die, because we don't need anymore in this world.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:42:40
She's got a great voice and all, but she's pretty in a porn star kind of way. She needs to lay off the makeup. You know it's bad when you can see the orange makeup in her bleached hair.
By bv, on June 20, 2007 11:02:30
13:42 that wasn't even kinda funny in an asshole way, try again. but seriously if she is pregnant, she better pray it looks like her cuz dude is hit with bricks.
By Niecy, on June 20, 2007 11:49:24
If she is, hopefully the baby looks like her instead the monster she is married to! Yuck! How can she even allow him to even makelove to her!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 11:57:09
"cuz dude is hit with bricks"
Niecy, try using conjunctions and complete sentence fragments. Stop talking like an eggplant.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:16:15
You know what? This is the last fucking straw! I'm am not banging any more of these god damned pop stars unless I see them taking the morning after pill. Jeezes effing Christ, what's a guy gotta do to make sure these chick's handle their business??
By Manny, on June 20, 2007 12:35:04
If she knew she was pregnant, wouldn't she have to stop bleaching her hair?
By annie, on June 20, 2007 12:39:34
Could this guy's ears be any bigger? Geez. They're probably as big as Paul Wolfowitz's ears. Friggin' comical. Dumbo would be proud of him.
I don't get this girl either. She dates black guys left and right, then she marries a Jewish dude. Is this the only white guy that wanted her or something? Well, maybe he's a really nice guy. Then again, maybe he's a gold digger like that prick Howard K. Stern. Who the hell knows. Weird though, that she married the first white guy she went out with.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 13:03:25
What's with all these "X might be pregnant" stories? Does anyone even remotely care if some Hollywood twit is going to shit out another douchebag? Call me when it turns 18 and goes trainwreck.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:22:48
She is looking more and more like a Simpsons character with every fake tan. I don't get it.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:30:29
hopefully she'll stop marinating in the orange goo while she is preg or she's going to give birth to a carrot
By kelly, on June 20, 2007 15:45:33
Offspring is apparently this seasons hottest accessory. They should all be neutered. Jesus, just what we need, a new generation of spoiled, self serving douches. If I have to hear one more celebrity telling us we need to give more while driving off in their new S class wearing $900 sunglasses, I am going fucking postal!
By poor and pissed, on June 20, 2007 18:31:53
I think i'm pregnant
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 00:29:01
I don't understand, she could be sooo fucking beautiful, but she wears the worst makeup, tans way too much, and wears those awful fucking huge glasses.
All that aside, her babies are going to be uuuugggllly.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 13:04:32
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