Yeah, she's hot, in a just got shot in the face with a makeup shotgun kinda way. And before we start crowning her the classy genius of the teeny bopper rocker crowd, let's step back for a moment and remember that she's orange and married to friggin curious George.
I love this dress and the whole non-disgusting, sexy-not-skanky look she's been rocking since she got married. You can laugh at her Ray Romano-ish looking husband all you want, but he gets to go home to this every night while you guys are still kissing pin-up pictures of Hillary Duff that you ripped out of J-14.
Jordan Bratman is successful in the music industry and makes a LOT of money. It doesn't matter if the guy is ugly. He's faithful, wealthy, and probably goes down on Christina for hours, and never cums until she comes first. Don't be jealous, just learn from him. :-)
I love Christina. She's hot and i heard she's getting a star next year on the walk of fame. Pregnant or not shes out there touring so atleast shes doing her job and not cutting it short to sleep and eat while watching her belly grow.
prettyboy, you're a girl, so you probably are able to get pregnant. When you do, you'll realize how exhausting it is and how bad it is for you and the baby to work too hard in the early months of pregnancy. I hope your boyfriend helps you relax, and Christina doesn't miscarry.
smart? sexy? talented? you must be referring to someone else. the Christina Aguilera I know is annoying, ugly and arrogant. She might be smarter and sexier than Britney, but let's confess, that's not very hard to achieve...
She looks awesome and well this might be the only female singer out there right now that has true potential.
Come on admit it she can sing those tits off, and her videos she does seem to deliver that air of confidence it willt ake to deliver in a movie.
Do I personally think a movie for a singer is a kiss of death - yes! But Whitney has Bobby, Britney has KFed, and XTina will still be able to sing whether her movies flop or are number 1 at the box office.
She has the strangest looking physique ever, her waist disappeared due to her pregnancy. Why don't this frog legged troll just make the damn announcement already, from her sudden weight gain she will be a blob like Shitney! She will be a has-been once she has that baby.
I'm going to send her a vat of Pond's cold cream and a note to remove some of that eye makesup. Why, oh WHY do pretty girls slop so much shit on their faces? Makes her look 10 years older than she is. The Clinique skin care system to polish that orange glow (zoikes!) and a little Maybelline Blackest Black mascara and some clear lip gloss is all she's EVER needed. Her tits are anormous. Well done, dear....if ya gonna do it, DO IT....
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Leave Your CommentWhat's with her eyebrows? She is starting to look like Uncle Leo...
By Gus Chiggins, on June 25, 2007 17:33:11
She's hot. I'd do her.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 17:36:20
Yeah, she's hot, in a just got shot in the face with a makeup shotgun kinda way. And before we start crowning her the classy genius of the teeny bopper rocker crowd, let's step back for a moment and remember that she's orange and married to friggin curious George.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 17:40:34
The Air Force wishes it had bombs that impressive.
By Patrick, on June 25, 2007 18:12:28
If she doesn't have a bun in the oven, I'll give her one.
By JAC, on June 25, 2007 18:22:33
I love this dress and the whole non-disgusting, sexy-not-skanky look she's been rocking since she got married. You can laugh at her Ray Romano-ish looking husband all you want, but he gets to go home to this every night while you guys are still kissing pin-up pictures of Hillary Duff that you ripped out of J-14.
By Jordan Bratman, on June 25, 2007 18:28:42
wow, makeup overkill.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 18:37:06
Hmm....I think she needs a little more makeup...
By Nando, on June 25, 2007 18:45:30
For once I'd like to see Miss Aguilera without 5 billion gallons of makeup on - stripped.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 18:48:09
what the hell is wrong with her boobs in picture#2. they're two different shades
:S
By lovekillsmex, on June 25, 2007 18:56:53
How is she smart? Last time i checked, she's married to some character in Lord of the Rings.
By dm, on June 25, 2007 18:59:27
Jordan Bratman is successful in the music industry and makes a LOT of money. It doesn't matter if the guy is ugly. He's faithful, wealthy, and probably goes down on Christina for hours, and never cums until she comes first. Don't be jealous, just learn from him. :-)
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 19:04:30
Umm, Jealous? Fake boobs don't do it for me, not to mention her whore makeup.
By dm, on June 25, 2007 19:08:43
she looking very Dolly Parton... not good
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 19:30:27
I'd hit that.
By Ken Mehlman, on June 25, 2007 19:40:36
Cool! YAY!...
Anyways, is it just me...or does the shadow behind Xtina in the main picture look like its about to give someone a blowjob?
HAHAHAHAHA!
By nikkibeach, on June 25, 2007 20:09:08
I love Christina. She's hot and i heard she's getting a star next year on the walk of fame. Pregnant or not shes out there touring so atleast shes doing her job and not cutting it short to sleep and eat while watching her belly grow.
By prettyboy, on June 25, 2007 22:31:24
prettyboy, you're a girl, so you probably are able to get pregnant. When you do, you'll realize how exhausting it is and how bad it is for you and the baby to work too hard in the early months of pregnancy. I hope your boyfriend helps you relax, and Christina doesn't miscarry.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 22:44:55
smart? sexy? talented? you must be referring to someone else. the Christina Aguilera I know is annoying, ugly and arrogant. She might be smarter and sexier than Britney, but let's confess, that's not very hard to achieve...
By bobek, on June 26, 2007 02:14:57
haters - all of you.
She looks awesome and well this might be the only female singer out there right now that has true potential.
Come on admit it she can sing those tits off, and her videos she does seem to deliver that air of confidence it willt ake to deliver in a movie.
Do I personally think a movie for a singer is a kiss of death - yes! But Whitney has Bobby, Britney has KFed, and XTina will still be able to sing whether her movies flop or are number 1 at the box office.
By jay, on June 26, 2007 05:11:39
smart sexy and talented? hmmm... i was thinking more along the lines of easy, orange, and scary.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:27:26
voice is alright, she's another barbie look alike
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:27:58
hey-skin cancer barbie!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:28:12
uncle leo? lol. "Jerry! hellooo..."
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:28:39
What's it like to be Britney's Jayne Mansfield?
By x24, on June 26, 2007 07:59:06
from what i've read about xtina, you might want to rethink your hazmat stance.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 09:28:55
i'm with you 12:28.... she's definitely hazmat material. gross.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 18:10:03
Maybe not a hazmat suit, but I definitely feel the compulsion to wash my face after seeing hers.
What is WITH people who think she's hot? Do you like the flavor of pancake foundation or something??
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 19:29:12
She has the strangest looking physique ever, her waist disappeared due to her pregnancy. Why don't this frog legged troll just make the damn announcement already, from her sudden weight gain she will be a blob like Shitney! She will be a has-been once she has that baby.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 20:32:03
I'm going to send her a vat of Pond's cold cream and a note to remove some of that eye makesup. Why, oh WHY do pretty girls slop so much shit on their faces? Makes her look 10 years older than she is. The Clinique skin care system to polish that orange glow (zoikes!) and a little Maybelline Blackest Black mascara and some clear lip gloss is all she's EVER needed.
Her tits are anormous. Well done, dear....if ya gonna do it, DO IT....
By Amanda, on June 26, 2007 21:43:07
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