" He could rescue me from a burning building and the next time I saw him I'd snap my fingers and say "Hey aren't you, um...no wait, don't tell me, uhhh..." "
Right, because college basketball players are fucking saints? There are and have been tons of thugs in college basketball dude. See: Duke Univ. See also: Kansas, Duquesne, etc.
Seriously, who actually likes Desperate Housewives? I tried watching it a couple of times (starting with the pilot episode) and it just put me to sleep. So yeah Eva you're awesome...not.
It looks really stupid when they stand next to each other. He's sooo tall and she's sooo short (her legs should be 3 or 4 inches longer... she looks awful with those short legs and her wide ass). It just doesn't look right.
By the way, considering their size difference, either he has a really SMALL DICK or she has a really BIG PUSSY. Hehe.
"Oh, hold up, hold up. Did I jes esee choo looking at my boyfren? Don be looking at my boyfren, beetch, becuz I will start some sheet with choo! He's MY man, so choo better step off, beetch!"
Oh, and did anyone else see her bawling when the Spurs won the championship? Good grief, get OVER yourself, Eva. It's not like they cured cancer or made it back safely from a botched mission to space.
i actually really like this couple! i think tony parker is an awesome NBA player. i thought the comment about the college basketball was funny. obviously, not sports fans...
20 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYeah, photos of an overrated athlete and a disgusting Mexican skank! Why not 3 million!
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 10:25:41
She`s a midget. Not a cute one though.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 10:38:39
She looks like a real peach in the pic of her and Tony looking at that luggage. I would have no problem telling this ho to go F herself.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 10:41:45
Eva is actually the overrated one, Tony Parker is probably the only thing that makes her relevant this days. Didn't they cancel that overrated show?
By dm, on June 25, 2007 10:43:12
Tony Parker should know he's walking a fine line between love and fetishism. That bitch is tiny.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 10:55:42
She's an ugly midget.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 11:22:11
The NBA sucks. It's a bunch of overpaid morons with criminal records. College basketball is where it's at.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 11:23:30
" He could rescue me from a burning building and the next time I saw him I'd snap my fingers and say "Hey aren't you, um...no wait, don't tell me, uhhh..." "
lmao...u get me every time! thanks :)
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 11:33:36
Right, because college basketball players are fucking saints?
There are and have been tons of thugs in college basketball dude.
See: Duke Univ.
See also: Kansas, Duquesne, etc.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 11:37:45
Seriously, who actually likes Desperate Housewives? I tried watching it a couple of times (starting with the pilot episode) and it just put me to sleep. So yeah Eva you're awesome...not.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 11:38:48
It looks really stupid when they stand next to each other. He's sooo tall and she's sooo short (her legs should be 3 or 4 inches longer... she looks awful with those short legs and her wide ass). It just doesn't look right.
By the way, considering their size difference, either he has a really SMALL DICK or she has a really BIG PUSSY. Hehe.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 11:53:07
They do look ridiculous together. He looks like he's taking his toddler shopping.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 12:48:28
First picture, with the suitcases:
"Oh, hold up, hold up. Did I jes esee choo looking at my boyfren? Don be looking at my boyfren, beetch, becuz I will start some sheet with choo! He's MY man, so choo better step off, beetch!"
Oh, and did anyone else see her bawling when the Spurs won the championship? Good grief, get OVER yourself, Eva. It's not like they cured cancer or made it back safely from a botched mission to space.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 13:01:30
eva moving into j-lo media whoring territory
By anon, on June 25, 2007 13:31:36
Who the fuck gives a shit about this bitch?
$2 million? What the fuck is wrong with America?
By Brit Hume, on June 25, 2007 13:42:47
Oh god Eva buy a pair of stilettos.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 19:00:18
I must say, the two are beautiful people, but they sure make a mismatched couple physically. They each need to find someone their own size...
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 09:26:19
So, now that the pictures have changed, can someone explain what exactly is going on in that first one?
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 11:47:30
Was he picking her up during that kiss, or did they get her a crate to stand on?
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 19:42:37
i actually really like this couple! i think tony parker is an awesome NBA player. i thought the comment about the college basketball was funny. obviously, not sports fans...
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 16:46:46
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