At his age, Hef doesn't pick 'em just for their looks. Notice they all have unusually long fingers, for example (daily prostate exams and occasional disempactions).
That video is hilarious. I LOVE the double wink. Tee Hee. She has to have had some work done but she has an odd face anyway...my friends and I were shocked when we found out she was our age, she looks so much older!!!!
Not only is their daughter fucking a dirt-old man to sustain her living arrangements, but, she also managed to get knocked up by the AARP member.
Who am I kidding, the baby is probably not Hef's.
I'm sure all of his 'girls' make a habit of fucking men their own age. Maybe for enjoyment, but, most likely just to cleanse their palette of the taste of BenGay and Brille Cream.
That's absolutely hilarious that you linked to that video. My friend is Jao Khan, and he and I ripped that video from Hooters Road Trip last week and posted it on YouTube. First off, that game is absolutely AWFUL, and it made it all the more hilarious when we saw Holly Madison talking in a fake Georgia accent after one of the races.
Ugh, such a pathetic whore. Fucking a man three times her age, desperately trying to produce her permanent meal ticket. All the while, the old fuck doesn't care enough about her to "settle down" with just her. Seriously, does this bitch have an ounce of self-respect?
Jesus Christ, Heff! You have an endless supply of poon at your beck and call and you shove your pork cutlass into Sarah Jessica Parkers stunt double???
they're both white trash. heff's first 2 kids are in their 50's and his latest 2 kids are in their teens and now he wants to have more children while in his 80's??? now this plastic country bumpkin wants to get knocked up by him so she can have her future signed and sealed when he dies.
Is Hefner even divorced yet? I have never been able to find any evidence that he and Kimberly Conrad are officially divorced. And while I don't think Holly is exactly ugly, there's something about her face that's too done and weird. I don't think it's good plastic surgery.
How is it that there's a law against pedophiles but there seems to be no law against necrophiles? We're all clear that this ho is boinking a dead corpse. For money. I guess that would even be below the bottomline of the most desperate crackwhore.
I remember watching a Howard Stern show where he was interviewing an ex-bunny who lived at the house. She said that Hefner insists on being the "first" to do anal sex with all of the girls. He is a control freak who has a nine o'clock curfew for the girls since he is afraid they will get it on with younger men. The whole situation is really vom inducing. I think all of them are basicly whores.
I know for a fact that Hef and Kim are only seperated- never divorced..in fact, she still lives next door and is on the property sometimes to tan and work out..
"Silly rabbit", it will NEVER be just YOU and Hef. No man in their right mind ever commits himself to ONE woman, unless he has to! Hef will just move on to younger women until he can't get it up or feel anything anymore.
That was quite possibly the worst attempt at a Southern accent in my recent memory. The only thing worse than the accent is knowing the director had no problem with it and filmed anyway. That's a high class set-up she has to fall back on if the baby making doesn't work out.
After all the strides women have made toward equality in this country, it is really heartening to know that there are still so many women (of whom Holly is pretty much queen) who still find it necessary to make their livings on their backs and tricking their sugar daddies with a bastard so they can make sure the cash keeps flowing even after their looks are gone and their usefulness is over. Really makes me want to burn my bra, enter the workforce, stop shaving my legs and sing a rousing rendition of "I am Woman, hear me SUCK." In Holly's case, that's obviously both literally AND figuratively. Holly, Bridget, and Kendra, you are officially the poster hoes for uselessness, prostitution, and absolute gutter level trash. Your parents must be REEEEEEEAL proud of all you've accomplished.
What do they get? Well, money. The obligatory 15 minutes. A couple of saline-filled funbags. Free root touch-ups. AND touched up by the elderly, which raises the possibility they could fu-, erm, LOVE him to death and score big off the palimony settlement.
Or better yet, child support.
I'm surprised Hef hasn't thrown money into cloning technology to provide himself with an endless supply of generic big-breasted blondes. Maybe he's got a thing for natural belly buttons. Now THERE'S something for the imagination.
Give these whores some slack…what else are they going to do? Become brain surgeons or rocket scientists? They are complete cretins, but they are using what god (and their plastic surgeons) gave them to full effect. It’s gotta be better than trading blow jobs for meth in the trailer court. I’m just glad that Hef is taking care of them and keeping them out of the welfare system.
Holly is a fake plastic whore, nothing really bad about bridget but she looks like she is entering her 40's, and Kendra please keep ure mouth shut, everytime u laugh i want to knock ure fake teeth out. But who can blame them , maybe they are being smart and getting a free ride in life and here we are working our asses off, where is my old rich bastard? lol
the things whores do for some money ,,that one lets some OLD FART fuck her and cum inside of her eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww sick whore all for some cash disgusting
forget! all you haters did it ever occur to you that his age doesnt matter and that they really love him?! i mean kendra i can see being a golddigger but bridget and holly really love him!! and holly is anything but a whore or golddigger!! she truly loves that man age and money make no differnce sure it helps but really she doesnt care she will be there forever and maybe she wants to have him baby because she wants to a child with someone she truly loves!!! and bridget is the nicest girl looks have nothing to do with it and i think se is fabulously beautifull i would kill to look like her!!
I LOVE THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR! If they want to have sex with a man as old as Hef - whatever. Don't everyone act all horrified to find out Hef is a control freak and likes kinky shit - hello like over half the men in this world are the same way. He's so controlling so his 'girls' don't do stupid shit and 'act' like whores. This may be Playboy, but there are standards. If these girls annoy everyone so much, then quit checking out shit on them and stop worrying about what they are doing. If they are gold diggers then that's Hef's problem. Personally I don't think they are whores. They saw an opportunity and they ran with it. Good for them. In the end all four of them are getting something out of this and whether people agree with it or not - IT'S THEIR LIVES!!!!! (Holly - getting pregnant with a baby by a man that is in his 80's?! Come on, not a good idea sweetie. You are going to end up a single mom..... You won't get any of the millions when he kicks - he already has 4 kids and two exs - yeah good luck with that.) :)
i dont think their whores if they want to be with a man thats in his 80's so be it its their lives age is only a number it dont mean anything if holly,bridget,and kendra are happy thats good everyone deserves to be happy if holly wants to have his kid then she has the right she just wants to have a kid by the man she loves. none of them are golddigger they love him for him not for his money my opinion is that if you love someone then thats all that matters he could be poorer then poor i wouldnt care as long as he loved me thats the way i feel so for all you fuckin haters you can kiss my white ass!!!!!!!!
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Leave Your CommentEvery one of those girls is kinda ugly in their own way. It's hard to explain, but there's just something not right about all of them.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:53:50
LOL @ winking with both eyes. I wonder why the director didn't demand a retake.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:54:41
At his age, Hef doesn't pick 'em just for their looks. Notice they all have unusually long fingers, for example (daily prostate exams and occasional disempactions).
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 10:59:45
Agreed, first poster!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:01:11
That video is hilarious. I LOVE the double wink. Tee Hee.
She has to have had some work done but she has an odd face anyway...my friends and I were shocked when we found out she was our age, she looks so much older!!!!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:04:02
I think the best part of the video is that she says welcome to georgia and her shirt says arizona
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:18:59
Her folks must be proud...
Not only is their daughter fucking a dirt-old man to sustain her living arrangements, but, she also managed to get knocked up by the AARP member.
Who am I kidding, the baby is probably not Hef's.
I'm sure all of his 'girls' make a habit of fucking men their own age.
Maybe for enjoyment, but, most likely just to cleanse their palette of the taste of BenGay and Brille Cream.
By joejoe, on June 19, 2007 11:25:06
I hate myself for loving her.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:38:47
That's absolutely hilarious that you linked to that video. My friend is Jao Khan, and he and I ripped that video from Hooters Road Trip last week and posted it on YouTube. First off, that game is absolutely AWFUL, and it made it all the more hilarious when we saw Holly Madison talking in a fake Georgia accent after one of the races.
By Siraris, on June 19, 2007 11:41:05
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/007226.html
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:41:55
Oh please god in heaven, give a child instead to a couple that deserves one.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 11:57:32
Ugh, such a pathetic whore. Fucking a man three times her age, desperately trying to produce her permanent meal ticket. All the while, the old fuck doesn't care enough about her to "settle down" with just her. Seriously, does this bitch have an ounce of self-respect?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:01:48
I fuckin hate when she does that baby talk and calls Hef "Puffin". I want to pull her fake nose off.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:03:37
Jesus Christ, Heff! You have an endless supply of poon at your beck and call and you shove your pork cutlass into Sarah Jessica Parkers stunt double???
By Manny, on June 19, 2007 12:31:59
they're both white trash. heff's first 2 kids are in their 50's and his latest 2 kids are in their teens and now he wants to have more children while in his 80's??? now this plastic country bumpkin wants to get knocked up by him so she can have her future signed and sealed when he dies.
By prettyboy, on June 19, 2007 12:33:56
It's not hard to explain at all. They're fucking an old man. That's ugly. Eh.
By Lindsey, on June 19, 2007 12:39:23
Hugh Hefner has sperm left? I call schenanigans.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:49:42
Is Hefner even divorced yet? I have never been able to find any evidence that he and Kimberly Conrad are officially divorced.
And while I don't think Holly is exactly ugly, there's something about her face that's too done and weird. I don't think it's good plastic surgery.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 12:59:22
How is it that there's a law against pedophiles but there seems to be no law against necrophiles?
We're all clear that this ho is boinking a dead corpse. For money.
I guess that would even be below the bottomline of the most desperate crackwhore.
By die Krautsalaten, on June 19, 2007 13:01:08
I remember watching a Howard Stern show where he was interviewing an ex-bunny who lived at the house. She said that Hefner insists on being the "first" to do anal sex with all of the girls. He is a control freak who has a nine o'clock curfew for the girls since he is afraid they will get it on with younger men. The whole situation is really vom inducing. I think all of them are basicly whores.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:05:09
Hef is the first to do anal? Big deal. They'd feel more in the hospital when it's time to see if the fever went down.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:28:48
Holly reminds me somewhat of Gwen Stefani. Holly's got the rack & Gwen's got the brain. And Gwen has a way hotter man who produces his own sperm...
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:54:16
I would hate to have Hef eject his dust into my ass.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:13:35
he;s not legally divorced yet
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:24:28
I know for a fact that Hef and Kim are only seperated- never divorced..in fact, she still lives next door and is on the property sometimes to tan and work out..
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:31:12
omg, i'm still rofl'ing 5 minutes after reading that post. "...a picture of his dad..." totally hilarious!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 16:24:45
"Silly rabbit", it will NEVER be just YOU and Hef. No man in their right mind ever commits himself to ONE woman, unless he has to! Hef will just move on to younger women until he can't get it up or feel anything anymore.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 17:07:18
That was quite possibly the worst attempt at a Southern accent in my recent memory. The only thing worse than the accent is knowing the director had no problem with it and filmed anyway. That's a high class set-up she has to fall back on if the baby making doesn't work out.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 17:38:53
she is the worlds dumbest person
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 17:41:22
If you are from the South you should be insulted by that terrible fake accent.....I was, it wasn't convincing at all.
By Slick Rick, on June 19, 2007 18:45:07
After all the strides women have made toward equality in this country, it is really heartening to know that there are still so many women (of whom Holly is pretty much queen) who still find it necessary to make their livings on their backs and tricking their sugar daddies with a bastard so they can make sure the cash keeps flowing even after their looks are gone and their usefulness is over. Really makes me want to burn my bra, enter the workforce, stop shaving my legs and sing a rousing rendition of "I am Woman, hear me SUCK." In Holly's case, that's obviously both literally AND figuratively. Holly, Bridget, and Kendra, you are officially the poster hoes for uselessness, prostitution, and absolute gutter level trash. Your parents must be REEEEEEEAL proud of all you've accomplished.
By Feminist vomit, on June 19, 2007 19:36:47
There's nothing worse than a Yankee faking a Southern accent. Well...maybe me faking a Yankee accent.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 20:47:17
What do these (brainless) whores get from sleeping with the old fart anyway?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 21:45:17
For June 20, 2007 00:45:17 -
What do they get? Well, money. The obligatory 15 minutes. A couple of saline-filled funbags. Free root touch-ups. AND touched up by the elderly, which raises the possibility they could fu-, erm, LOVE him to death and score big off the palimony settlement.
Or better yet, child support.
I'm surprised Hef hasn't thrown money into cloning technology to provide himself with an endless supply of generic big-breasted blondes. Maybe he's got a thing for natural belly buttons. Now THERE'S something for the imagination.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 03:16:56
just her and him? duh. what a reject.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 05:12:11
The mummies name was Mumra dumbass. If you're going to make a Thundercats reference at least know what you are talking about.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 06:13:09
Give these whores some slack…what else are they going to do?
Become brain surgeons or rocket scientists? They are complete
cretins, but they are using what god (and their plastic surgeons)
gave them to full effect. It’s gotta be better than trading blow
jobs for meth in the trailer court. I’m just glad that Hef is taking
care of them and keeping them out of the welfare system.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 07:55:05
Holly is a fake plastic whore, nothing really bad about bridget but she looks like she is entering her 40's, and Kendra please keep ure mouth shut, everytime u laugh i want to knock ure fake teeth out. But who can blame them , maybe they are being smart and getting a free ride in life and here we are working our asses off, where is my old rich bastard? lol
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:17:14
Woof. She's kind of... not pretty.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 11:10:02
Dumbasses it called a double-wink twice as good as a single.
Actually I think she is batting her eyes.
C'MON!!!!!
By GOB, on June 20, 2007 13:12:58
The mummies name was Mumra dumbass. If you're going to make a Thundercats reference at least know what you are talking about.
How many other action figures do you have?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:05:13
the things whores do for some money ,,that one lets some OLD FART fuck her and cum inside of her eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww sick whore all for some cash disgusting
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:15:01
Good thing she got that nose fixed.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:22:45
Is it me, or does this remind anyone of another sequel to "Weekend At Bernie's!" ??
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 17:07:11
too bad her shirt says phoenix arizona and she's welcoming people to georgia...
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 18:27:08
She's desperate to get that bun in the oven before the old man kicks the bucket.
By Kacky, on June 20, 2007 22:20:19
In my mind, she is the definition of gold digger.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 23:01:53
wtf???? sorry but people don't really sound like that in GA...and we definitely don't call people "sugah"
By Claire, on June 22, 2007 21:46:43
forget! all you haters did it ever occur to you that his age doesnt matter and that they really love him?! i mean kendra i can see being a golddigger but bridget and holly really love him!! and holly is anything but a whore or golddigger!! she truly loves that man age and money make no differnce sure it helps but really she doesnt care she will be there forever and maybe she wants to have him baby because she wants to a child with someone she truly loves!!! and bridget is the nicest girl looks have nothing to do with it and i think se is fabulously beautifull i would kill to look like her!!
By michelle collum, on June 24, 2007 00:02:20
I LOVE THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR! If they want to have sex with a man as old as Hef - whatever. Don't everyone act all horrified to find out Hef is a control freak and likes kinky shit - hello like over half the men in this world are the same way. He's so controlling so his 'girls' don't do stupid shit and 'act' like whores. This may be Playboy, but there are standards. If these girls annoy everyone so much, then quit checking out shit on them and stop worrying about what they are doing. If they are gold diggers then that's Hef's problem. Personally I don't think they are whores. They saw an opportunity and they ran with it. Good for them. In the end all four of them are getting something out of this and whether people agree with it or not - IT'S THEIR LIVES!!!!! (Holly - getting pregnant with a baby by a man that is in his 80's?! Come on, not a good idea sweetie. You are going to end up a single mom..... You won't get any of the millions when he kicks - he already has 4 kids and two exs - yeah good luck with that.) :)
By anonymous, on June 24, 2007 02:33:16
Best thing is they're all sucking other guys cocks to get their own fix. Dirty little whores the lot of them! I bet Holly takes it in the pooper too!
By anonymous, on June 30, 2007 03:21:21
Fake ass hoes. My girl goes to all those parties at the mansion. She says theyre every bit as fake and MEAN as they come. Jealous frigging HAGS
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 11:45:42
i dont think their whores if they want to be with a man thats in his 80's so be it its their lives age is only a number it dont mean anything if holly,bridget,and kendra are happy thats good everyone deserves to be happy if holly wants to have his kid then she has the right she just wants to have a kid by the man she loves. none of them are golddigger they love him for him not for his money my opinion is that if you love someone then thats all that matters he could be poorer then poor i wouldnt care as long as he loved me thats the way i feel so for all you fuckin haters you can kiss my white ass!!!!!!!!
By christina, on July 23, 2007 23:16:03
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