She just needs to find somebody else than that crappy angry Justin. They were in Oslo (well, still is) yesterday and he was mad as hell when a press photographer took a picture. Well HELLO asshole, if it werent for photographers and fans you would be out of a job cleaning toilets.
11:37, try not to freak out dude. Just look at that last photo and tell me her face isn't busted. I think its her freaky nose but I can't decide. Either way, her body is beyond amazing, but life's a bitch and nobody's perfect, and that's why she's worthless from the neck up.
she is usually pretty, but here she looks too muscular and manly. photoshop and makeup overdone here. she should just be natural-that's when she looks best
What is up with Justin?? The more he tries to prove he is straight, the more his selection in "females" screams homo. Jess does have an amazing body, but the transforamtion will not be complete until the face of a woman is attached. Her jaw line rivals the mysterious statues of Easter Island!
So I'm a girl and I'm happily married to a man. But franky I would LOVE to slap her ass and make out with her. Her ass pretty much needs its own name--so amazing.
And seriously, she looks like a man? What? Where? I think anyone saying that is a fat sad girl or a guy who things nicole ritchie is hot.
In the alternative, I would like to have her trainer for a year or so. I would totally do whatever insanely tortous things I need to have her body.
Anonymous 12:45:32.... Nope, sorry I am not a fat sad girl. In fact your husband loves going down on me! I am exhausted though, so please get that personal trainer...kisses.
I love this site. Love, love, love the jealous women dogging on this broad's looks. You crazy bitches make my day, please keep it up.
Seriously, I don't think she's THE hottest thing around (I think Kelly Brook is easily the hottest piece of ass ever on this site, and I also think Lohan is beautiful - don't judge me for that), but there is no denying that this girl is pretty goddamn beautiful.
Try to get over your insecurities, sweeties, it's OK to admit that another female is attractive. You don't have to be in terrotirial menstrual grizzly-bear mode 24 hours a day.
Catty twats.
(I'm not saying all women are catty twats...come on, you know the ones I mean.)
This chick is totaly gorgeous, and she's not a hollywood piece of trash like most of the women put up on these sites. I'll tell you one thing, i wouldn't kick her out of the sack.
Geez, let's try to be slightly sharper here. There's no denying that she has a beautiful body (the hottest? who knows, who cares, it's a stupid question). On the other hand, face-wise, whooooboy. There's no denying that she doesn't have a particularly attractive or appealing face.
So how, exactly, does she look like man? Arguably, in the face, and only there. Do you have to be gay or a jealous fat woman to think she isn't the most beautiful woman? No. You only have to be crazy enough to include the head in the evaluation. If all women were decapitated right now, instantly, then Jessica Biel might indeed be the hottest, and you'd have to be gay or a jealous fat woman to not want to fuck the corpse before it gets too cold.
Sooo - just because you admit that this girl has a weird face, that means you are fat or into one of two extemes: Kelly Clarkson or Nicole Richie? WTF? She's ugly, just accept that. She was nobody when she was on that show 7th Heaven, nobody until she started working out. Its about her body and nothing else. Surely Justin paperbags that. THere are plenty of women out there that I can admit are attractive, plenty that are on this site every day, so find yourself another argument idiots.
and, anon 12:59, totally the funniest comment of the day.
WTF is wrong with thinking she has a pretty face? She's a hell of a lot better looking than most of the rest of the girls on this site's home page right now, including one of Justin's ex-girlfriends. Whoever this weird fucking psycho anti-Jessica Biel person is who posts a hundred times about how "ugly" and "man" she is every time there's a post about her has some serious issues.
To everyone who commented on Beyonce's bikini pix and said she had a "body built for sex"... THAT is a body built for sex. Let me spell it out for you: p-r-o-p-o-r-t-i-o-n. Beyonce = no chest, gargantu-thighs, junk in trunk = Grimace, just not purple and on a yacht. Jessics = Nice up top, nice down below, toned all over, can still put back on ten pounds and not look like a McDonald's character. Jess looks like she'd whip your ass in a triathlon and then... well, whip your ass in the Biblical sense. Plus, she's got a quirky smile that makes me swoon.
Well, her body's pretty nice. She seems to have lost some of those muscles that made her look so awful. Body-wise, I admit, she looks pretty good here. I wonder if her ass still sticks out too much, like on a horse (J-lo syndrome), but none of these pics clearly show her ass here.
But... that friggin' face of hers. I see Barry Gibb from the Bee-Gees when I look at her. She's just ugly to me. She looks like a guy and that's that. She herself said that she's a tomboy, and I see her as having no femininity whatsoever. She's just a manly-looking chick, even if she did lose some of the muscle.
Ok, while I think Jessica Biel is quite attractive, I have some serious reservations about these photos. For one thing, magazines are notorious for airbrushing your "assets" to plump or slenderize as they see fit. Jessica's ass looks like it has been greatly reduced. Same thing with her legs. The candid shots of her at the beach or working out show a much thicker lower body than she is showing here. Too bad. I think it would have been awesome if they took flattering pictures of her as-is instead of trying to airbrush her into the supposed "ideal" woman.
Oh c'mon guys, stop saying her face is hideous and looks like a mans. So it may not be Heidi Klum's or Megan Fox's. Shes still a pretty girl, the only awkward thing is probably her mouth. It just doesnt seem to fit with the rest of her. She's gorgeous and seems like a really down to earth, cool person.
Yeah, that mouth does look weird. Too small. Probably because her cheek bones are so huge. Reminds me of that Martian I saw in my backyard the other day. Freaky chick.
And, I agree, these pictures look completely airbrushed.
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Leave Your Commentthat woman is good enough to eat, i'm sorry but i have to go slap my salami!
By G Cellphones, on June 21, 2007 07:47:32
Jaysus. What a m-fing bod on her.
By jt, on June 21, 2007 08:02:46
She just needs to find somebody else than that crappy angry Justin. They were in Oslo (well, still is) yesterday and he was mad as hell when a press photographer took a picture. Well HELLO asshole, if it werent for photographers and fans you would be out of a job cleaning toilets.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:04:04
What would the Camparents say?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:15:01
She has the body of a goddess, and the skin of a baby. Man, what's up with these chicks liking these girly men.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:18:48
Just sickening. All women should have been blessed with those genes.
By Laurie, on June 21, 2007 08:20:56
Easily the most successful male-to-female sex change ever! (except for the face)
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:21:21
Genes, my ass. Sure, she's got a lot to start with, but bitch works her ass out at the gym and eats three square meals a day.
Fuck the bobbleheads, this is where it's at.
By Hyperbole, on June 21, 2007 08:25:35
Easily the most successful male-to-female sex change ever! (except for the face)
Here come the fat girls.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:37:44
She has the most awesome ass in the world, and a dude's face. She's our ultimate fantasy girl!
By Justin, Tom, and John, on June 21, 2007 08:46:16
11:37, try not to freak out dude. Just look at that last photo and tell me her face isn't busted. I think its her freaky nose but I can't decide. Either way, her body is beyond amazing, but life's a bitch and nobody's perfect, and that's why she's worthless from the neck up.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:07:13
It's pure Photoshop. She's really built like Rosie O'Donnell.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:16:11
she is usually pretty, but here she looks too muscular and manly. photoshop and makeup overdone here. she should just be natural-that's when she looks best
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:20:03
What is up with Justin?? The more he tries to prove he is straight, the more his selection in "females" screams homo. Jess does have an amazing body, but the transforamtion will not be complete until the face of a woman is attached. Her jaw line rivals the mysterious statues of Easter Island!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:32:57
oh
my
lord!
C'mon, you can't do this to me when I'm at work. How am I supposed to concentrate for the rest of the day???
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By Lazarus, on June 21, 2007 09:33:57
So I'm a girl and I'm happily married to a man. But franky I would LOVE to slap her ass and make out with her. Her ass pretty much needs its own name--so amazing.
And seriously, she looks like a man? What? Where? I think anyone saying that is a fat sad girl or a guy who things nicole ritchie is hot.
In the alternative, I would like to have her trainer for a year or so. I would totally do whatever insanely tortous things I need to have her body.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:45:32
More proof that Timberlake is a flaming homo. Good thing he'ws not with her anymore...I don't want to see Jess get AIDS.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:48:21
Anonymous 12:45:32....
Nope, sorry I am not a fat sad girl. In fact your husband loves going down on me! I am exhausted though, so please get that personal trainer...kisses.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:59:48
Jesus Christ, this bitch is so damn hot. Anybody who says she looks like a man, is a Kelly Clarkson fan.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 10:05:19
I love this site. Love, love, love the jealous women dogging on this broad's looks. You crazy bitches make my day, please keep it up.
Seriously, I don't think she's THE hottest thing around (I think Kelly Brook is easily the hottest piece of ass ever on this site, and I also think Lohan is beautiful - don't judge me for that), but there is no denying that this girl is pretty goddamn beautiful.
Try to get over your insecurities, sweeties, it's OK to admit that another female is attractive. You don't have to be in terrotirial menstrual grizzly-bear mode 24 hours a day.
Catty twats.
(I'm not saying all women are catty twats...come on, you know the ones I mean.)
By J-Bird, on June 21, 2007 10:13:08
erm, j-bird, i dunno if you only read this blog because on the whole its mainly men who lay into her-have you not gone to imdb?
when i said she looks georgeous i get labled as being a lesbian or liking transexuals. (half right i love me some transexuals)
By amee, on June 21, 2007 10:30:26
This chick is totaly gorgeous, and she's not a hollywood piece of trash like most of the women put up on these sites. I'll tell you one thing, i wouldn't kick her out of the sack.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:02:35
Geez, let's try to be slightly sharper here. There's no denying that she has a beautiful body (the hottest? who knows, who cares, it's a stupid question). On the other hand, face-wise, whooooboy. There's no denying that she doesn't have a particularly attractive or appealing face.
So how, exactly, does she look like man? Arguably, in the face, and only there. Do you have to be gay or a jealous fat woman to think she isn't the most beautiful woman? No. You only have to be crazy enough to include the head in the evaluation. If all women were decapitated right now, instantly, then Jessica Biel might indeed be the hottest, and you'd have to be gay or a jealous fat woman to not want to fuck the corpse before it gets too cold.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:04:48
Sooo - just because you admit that this girl has a weird face, that means you are fat or into one of two extemes: Kelly Clarkson or Nicole Richie? WTF? She's ugly, just accept that. She was nobody when she was on that show 7th Heaven, nobody until she started working out. Its about her body and nothing else. Surely Justin paperbags that.
THere are plenty of women out there that I can admit are attractive, plenty that are on this site every day, so find yourself another argument idiots.
and, anon 12:59, totally the funniest comment of the day.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:07:32
WTF is wrong with thinking she has a pretty face? She's a hell of a lot better looking than most of the rest of the girls on this site's home page right now, including one of Justin's ex-girlfriends. Whoever this weird fucking psycho anti-Jessica Biel person is who posts a hundred times about how "ugly" and "man" she is every time there's a post about her has some serious issues.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:11:30
She makes my penis have a 'splosion.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:17:51
To everyone who commented on Beyonce's bikini pix and said she had a "body built for sex"... THAT is a body built for sex. Let me spell it out for you: p-r-o-p-o-r-t-i-o-n. Beyonce = no chest, gargantu-thighs, junk in trunk = Grimace, just not purple and on a yacht. Jessics = Nice up top, nice down below, toned all over, can still put back on ten pounds and not look like a McDonald's character. Jess looks like she'd whip your ass in a triathlon and then... well, whip your ass in the Biblical sense. Plus, she's got a quirky smile that makes me swoon.
By Dickie Hateface, on June 21, 2007 12:14:25
I'm going to make sure my husband sees these pix....that way I'll DEFINITELY be getting some action tonight!!
Thanks Jess!
By Horny Housewife, on June 21, 2007 12:28:14
Oh. My. God. My pants are going crazy! They might just fly off and zoom around the room!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:58:49
Ok, now pay attention. Jessical Biel's body is HOT. Perfection, in fact. Why? Because she is:
1. Perfectly proportioned
2. Toned
3. Well-exercised
4. Strong
5. Real (no artifical parts)
Those fat fuck cows like Gemma Atkinson and Lucy Pinder are slobs. They never did a crunch or did a squat in their lives.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 13:04:01
Well, her body's pretty nice. She seems to have lost some of those muscles that made her look so awful. Body-wise, I admit, she looks pretty good here. I wonder if her ass still sticks out too much, like on a horse (J-lo syndrome), but none of these pics clearly show her ass here.
But... that friggin' face of hers. I see Barry Gibb from the Bee-Gees when I look at her. She's just ugly to me. She looks like a guy and that's that. She herself said that she's a tomboy, and I see her as having no femininity whatsoever. She's just a manly-looking chick, even if she did lose some of the muscle.
Not my type.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 13:23:51
alright. let's see todd get back from scouring the earth and post the high-res versions!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 13:36:16
Well, here's a 30-something trying to elaborate a comment after seeing this and probably sounding like a 17-year-old. She sure makes it that hard...
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 14:06:28
Jessica your a so fucking hot! I would totally become a lesbo if you would let me!
By Andrea, on June 21, 2007 14:51:55
Yum. I'd kill any of you to have a shot at that.
By JAC, on June 21, 2007 18:22:42
Most perfect ass.
Ever.
By Monkey Man, on June 21, 2007 19:13:36
Ok, while I think Jessica Biel is quite attractive, I have some serious reservations about these photos. For one thing, magazines are notorious for airbrushing your "assets" to plump or slenderize as they see fit. Jessica's ass looks like it has been greatly reduced. Same thing with her legs. The candid shots of her at the beach or working out show a much thicker lower body than she is showing here. Too bad. I think it would have been awesome if they took flattering pictures of her as-is instead of trying to airbrush her into the supposed "ideal" woman.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 20:09:06
Barry Gibb in a bikini, LOL.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 22:20:43
I agree, airbrushed. GC is just another jack-off rag for maladjusted overgroen juveniles.
By kacky, on June 22, 2007 04:30:32
oops OVERGROWN
By kacky, on June 22, 2007 04:30:55
Oh c'mon guys, stop saying her face is hideous and looks like a mans. So it may not be Heidi Klum's or Megan Fox's. Shes still a pretty girl, the only awkward thing is probably her mouth. It just doesnt seem to fit with the rest of her. She's gorgeous and seems like a really down to earth, cool person.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 06:03:39
Yeah, that mouth does look weird. Too small. Probably because her cheek bones are so huge. Reminds me of that Martian I saw in my backyard the other day. Freaky chick.
And, I agree, these pictures look completely airbrushed.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 10:29:31
Wow, she looks amazing. I never thought that much of her before, but wow.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 10:51:04
jessica is simply awesome! refreshing!lovely! photoshopped or not, she's a wonderful sight to behold! go girl!!!!
By sparklingmalice, on June 24, 2007 05:30:45
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