Jessica Simpson is Seducing You

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  1. I'm not really a Jessica fan...but I wish I looked that good in sweats. She looks better like this than when she is all hussied up and scary looking.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 09:34:49

  2. Brush your hair, slob.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 09:35:23

  3. Those ugly sunglasses make her nose look bigger.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 09:35:57

  4. She looks normal! Wearing sweatpants and eating lots of icecream is what normal girls do. Burp.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 09:39:00

  5. Perfect. The caption with the picture made me snort just a little. Thanks for the giggle!

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 10:44:43

  6. I'd still do her at the drop of a hat.

    By TheBig28, on June 1, 2007 10:55:45

  7. Good to know she's ugly with AND without make-up. WTF is she going bald? Look at the second pic on the bottom row.

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070601/jessica%20simpson%20may%2031/big_js2.html

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 11:09:27

  8. eh, i never liked her and she is not pretty or anything, but really, isn't this a cheap shot? everyone has thier lazy days, i'd like to see what these photogs look like

    ps. john mayer is a self-absorbed prick

    i feel sorry for her.

    By ange, on June 1, 2007 11:09:55

  9. I'd reach down those sweats and be happy with whatever I found.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 11:11:17

  10. FUG tranny

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 11:11:50

  11. Look how she's looking at that "Kotex" aisle like she's confused and grossed out by it. "I'm so glad I have a dick and don't have to worry about that stuff."

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 11:14:07

  12. OOOOOOHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHH YES YES YES OH JESSICA OH YES DONT STOP BABE YES YES YES AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, OK DONE GO HOME NOW JESS

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 11:20:09

  13. I bet she is shopping for kotex, cigs, and cat food like all other old maid hags.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 11:33:32

  14. Well, with Paris going to jail, Lindsay in rehab again, and Britney completely insane, it's time for Jessica to step up and provide the daily drunken-slut-whore escapades! C'mon, Jessica, let's get with it!!

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 11:36:14

  15. I wish she would put out a little sex vid of her own. I'll bet those jugs of hers are incredible.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 12:01:01

  16. She's looking bloated and puffy, especially in those bottom pics. But who cares? This is a waste of a post. Let us know when her blowjob and anal videos come out.

    By Crab Eyes, on June 1, 2007 12:01:55

  17. Buy a little Crisco and it's time to introduce Jessica to another form of "spooning"

    By Rutting Pig, on June 1, 2007 12:17:57

  18. I actually prefer this side of Jessica - you can tell how approachable and sweet she is. Sometimes when she has on her "full frontal attack" of sexiness she doesn't ring true.

    By Jessica Fan, on June 1, 2007 12:53:31

  19. There's nothing "approachable" about a scary monster.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 12:54:40

  20. Especially when her "full frontal attack" prominently features an engorged penis.

    By Jessica Fan's crusty anus, on June 1, 2007 12:57:21

  21. I like her when she looks like this. All disheveled and adorable. Couldn't you imagine her sitting on your couch, taking bong hits while you play video games? I would kill for her to lay around my place looking so spicy and beat up.

    By Clarence Beeks, on June 1, 2007 13:49:40

  22. @ Clarence Beeks: you want her to be fat and lazy like you? that's romantic.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:56:57

  23. Ooo. Well at least she didn't waste any makeup, right??? LOL

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 14:07:34

  24. Yuck, filthy hair, hump nose, stuffing face with ice cream or gravy retard!!!

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 14:44:03

  25. You don't buy groceries in a pharamacy..

    By cypress, on June 1, 2007 16:47:30

  26. eeewwww she looks so much like Papa Joe that its just UGLY! Poor thing!

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 18:01:42

  27. is that DIUREX in her shopping cart (blue box)?

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 05:55:30

  28. Wow. It sure doesn't look the same without all its paint, spackle and glitter on.

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 10:53:24

  29. I think Jessica has been depressd ever since the divorce. Maybe she think she made a mistake letting Nick go. I feel bad for her.

    She's either trying out cosmetic enhancements (she admitted to lip injections just to make herself feel better. Or she's dressing sleazy with her boobs popped out. Now she looks like she doesn't give a crap how she looks. Me thinks she's hurting

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 12:15:58

  30. She wears the dumped look well.

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 12:36:51

  31. Those hair extensions will ruin your hair and cause premature baldness!!!

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 13:44:15

  32. She must be having her period, Icecream, sweat pants, and water pills spells outPERIOD.

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2007 12:50:50

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