I feel badly for her. She had a husband who cheated on her, and now a guy she obviously loves has left her. Enough with the "stalking" talk. A lot of women react this way the first month or so after a breakup. They're just emotionally different than men and have a stronger need for commitment.
I feel bad for her. She was the "IT" girl for so long and now there's really nothing she can do to keep from fading into the background. I mean, when a fug mug like John Mayor is turning you down....you must be pretty lame.
She should def do Playboy. Her assets are already headed south.Just ask that poor Roberto Cavalli dress she violated!
i remember reading that she stalked Nick like this for a long time after their break-up, even after he started datng Vanessa. she is a clingy needy dependent Daddy's girl.
John Mayer, 29, was yelling into his phone inbetween having his head down on his friend's cock outside by the pool on Monday morning, June 11. Says the hotel guest, "He said 'Jess' a bunch of times, so I would think he was talking to some dude named Jess or Jesse. He looked glazed, cum in both of his eyes, and some pal was grabbing him and spreading his ass while he was having this fight over the phone. There was a lot I couldn't hear, but at the end before he hung up, he told him to stop calling, stop texting, stop all of it -- leave me alone! He was bobbing his head up and down like, 'God, give me more cum, don't let it ever stop,' and his friend was sort of anal-fisting him."
She looks like hell in the header pick but alright in the rest.
Ken Paves, on the other hand, need his Faggotry Club Membership Card taken away and cut into pieces. Bitch, you KNOW your ass is too old and haggard for that goddamn haircut and that stupid ass t-shirt. REVOKED!
You know, I never thought I'd say it, but I actually feel kinda sorry for the girl. She's gone from irritating and overprivelaged to pretty pathetic. I still think she looks like a man, though.
okay, is it just me, or does she look like ricky martin in drag in the photo of her in the car? seriously, that's gotta be ricky martin. i guess mayer finally saw the goods, and realized it was a tranny and decided to end it. sorry ricky/jess!
OK, she is a hottie, she can actually sing, but her music and films suck. According to Pappajoe it's not even ment to be great because they are all just byproducts. The actual product is her self. She is like the Olsen twins when they would be more voluptuous.
She really is trashed in the top pic! She is extremely immature, hence the stalking. Yeah, good idea anon 1730--Playboy would be perfect. Jess could be the new, younger Pamela Anderson. Sounds perfect....
I don't get it. Just LOOK at her. She's fucking gorgeous, and her body is hot (other than the shortness). She could walk down the street and have 30 guys in 30 seconds who want to take her out. John Mayer looks like Lerch. And I don't think his personality is anything to write home about.
I can see her as a stalker. So she's one of those girls who also changes her looks when a guy asks. As in, Mayer maybe said he really likes brunettes and magically her hair color became darker.
What does this girl need a sign? Her breasts can't compensate that ugly shark fin nose of hers. Nobody is going to pay to see this hatchet face idiot as long as she looks like a hack. Fix your nose Jess or go back to Texas already!
Jess is a total retard yadda yadda yadda, but she can hold her head up because her retardedness isn't even a pimple on the ass of the retardedness that is Britney Spears.
Wouldn't surprise me...she is obviously immature and whiny. I heard that she made Nick's life a living hell when they split up especially when he started seeing Vanessa. I have no sympathy for her.
how the hell does she look like a man?? i bet you that its all jealous women saying it. a man could say he did not find her attractive but no man would say she looks like a man. pick on jlo now she looks like a tranny with that hefty face.
51 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI can't imagine anyone chasing that.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 14:21:03
Yeah, well, I'd like to suck on her nipples, so there.
By K-Fed, on June 13, 2007 14:21:52
Playboy's a callin' Jess. Cash in while you still can.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 14:30:54
she has a stalker mentality. Jessica was stalking Leo in Cannes recently,LOL.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 14:41:47
i got five bucks on her gettin pregnant with the next guy to try and keep him.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 14:42:56
I'd still do her. She's getting desperate enough to give me a chance.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 15:12:34
Didn't she stalk Adam Levine after their one night stand? I seem to remember a story about him totally dodging her via text. Man is she desperate.
By God, I'm glad I'm not a hot guy or Jess would hunt my ass down, on June 13, 2007 15:16:03
its quite funny that her only friend is also a paid employee of hers
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 15:22:26
i will be her friend,, or i'll tap that ass!!
By burntfinger, on June 13, 2007 15:25:28
dude is fugly, he always has circles under his eyes. groseph
By Brittany, on June 13, 2007 15:26:01
Paves can't be her friend. No true blue friend would let their girl go out looking like shit on a daily basis like he does with Chestica.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 15:43:05
I feel badly for her. She had a husband who cheated on her, and now a guy she obviously loves has left her. Enough with the "stalking" talk. A lot of women react this way the first month or so after a breakup. They're just emotionally different than men and have a stronger need for commitment.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 15:51:40
I think her and OJ should meet because then she wouldn't have to remember a new last name...
By da gold digga, on June 13, 2007 15:52:42
Playboy next. Still plenty of guys willing to squeeze on her breastesses.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 16:08:32
She still has HUGE cans ( o ) ( o )
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 16:34:32
I feel bad for her. She was the "IT" girl for so long and now there's really nothing she can do to keep from fading into the background. I mean, when a fug mug like John Mayor is turning you down....you must be pretty lame.
She should def do Playboy. Her assets are already headed south.Just ask that poor Roberto Cavalli dress she violated!
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 16:37:36
i remember reading that she stalked Nick like this for a long time after their break-up, even after he started datng Vanessa. she is a clingy needy dependent Daddy's girl.
By celia, on June 13, 2007 16:40:01
John Mayer, 29, was yelling into his phone inbetween having his head down on his friend's cock outside by the pool on Monday morning, June 11. Says the hotel guest, "He said 'Jess' a bunch of times, so I would think he was talking to some dude named Jess or Jesse. He looked glazed, cum in both of his eyes, and some pal was grabbing him and spreading his ass while he was having this fight over the phone. There was a lot I couldn't hear, but at the end before he hung up, he told him to stop calling, stop texting, stop all of it -- leave me alone! He was bobbing his head up and down like, 'God, give me more cum, don't let it ever stop,' and his friend was sort of anal-fisting him."
fixed
By Truth Machine, on June 13, 2007 16:44:16
Thats just pathetic!
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 17:42:26
poor John.. let me wipe away those tears baby, you won't even have to read "the pokey little puppy" to me like you did Jess.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 18:17:17
I'd rather be stalked by Jack The Ripper, if I were John Mayer or whatever his name is.
By Ivy, on June 13, 2007 18:33:01
jess is such a weenie
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 18:33:35
yeah,and pigs and cows fly. aint nobody running john mayer down, have you seen his face or body. please
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 20:49:10
She looks like hell in the header pick but alright in the rest.
Ken Paves, on the other hand, need his Faggotry Club Membership Card taken away and cut into pieces. Bitch, you KNOW your ass is too old and haggard for that goddamn haircut and that stupid ass t-shirt. REVOKED!
By Dex, on June 13, 2007 20:50:34
Don't give a fuck what anyone says, she is still gorgeous. I'd tap it all night.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 21:11:26
You said it perfectly Todd.
She sucks!
By Nick, on June 13, 2007 21:40:35
meh...washed up pathetic cunt..
By anonymous, on June 13, 2007 23:50:48
You know, I never thought I'd say it, but I actually feel kinda sorry for the girl. She's gone from irritating and overprivelaged to pretty pathetic. I still think she looks like a man, though.
By Anna, on June 14, 2007 00:59:40
okay, is it just me, or does she look like ricky martin in drag in the photo of her in the car? seriously, that's gotta be ricky martin. i guess mayer finally saw the goods, and realized it was a tranny and decided to end it. sorry ricky/jess!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 01:43:54
I just can't seem to feel sympathetic to her.
OK, she is a hottie, she can actually sing, but her music and films suck. According to Pappajoe it's not even ment to be great because they are all just byproducts. The actual product is her self.
She is like the Olsen twins when they would be more voluptuous.
By die Krautsalaten, on June 14, 2007 01:46:20
I never found her that pretty at all, she has a man face and I don't like her music that much too.
By V, on June 14, 2007 02:34:20
Show the titties Jess. IT's all you have left.
By jt, on June 14, 2007 05:39:15
She really is trashed in the top pic! She is extremely immature, hence the stalking. Yeah, good idea anon 1730--Playboy would be perfect. Jess could be the new, younger Pamela Anderson. Sounds perfect....
By joe simpson, on June 14, 2007 05:39:20
I don't get it. Just LOOK at her. She's fucking gorgeous, and her body is hot (other than the shortness). She could walk down the street and have 30 guys in 30 seconds who want to take her out. John Mayer looks like Lerch. And I don't think his personality is anything to write home about.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 05:51:44
I can see her as a stalker. So she's one of those girls who also changes her looks when a guy asks. As in, Mayer maybe said he really likes brunettes and magically her hair color became darker.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 07:30:01
are u people kiddin me? she is fine as hell. id eat her ass all nite long.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 07:40:59
i would stalk her with my fairweather johnson.
By hootiiie, on June 14, 2007 07:44:45
What does this girl need a sign? Her breasts can't compensate that ugly shark fin nose of hers. Nobody is going to pay to see this hatchet face idiot as long as she looks like a hack. Fix your nose Jess or go back to Texas already!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 07:57:30
didn't she do similar things when she & nick called it quits? i remember reading that she would do the dreaded "dialing while intoxicated"!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 08:51:45
I call bullshit on those being taken at 3am. Nobody looks that fresh that late, sober or high/drunk. Best she's looked in 6 months.
By Kealeen, on June 14, 2007 08:58:00
Jess is a total retard yadda yadda yadda, but she can hold her head up because her retardedness isn't even a pimple on the ass of the retardedness that is Britney Spears.
By shanknasty, on June 14, 2007 11:36:14
Yeah, like I've been saying--she's the kind of chick who's only interested in guys that have zero interest in them. She is total stalker material.
By sean, on June 14, 2007 12:23:55
When she is blonde and thin she is gorgeous
By oren, on June 14, 2007 13:53:30
I bet she wishes she would have stayed with her former husband. The grass ain't always greener on the other side sweetie.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 16:47:03
John Mayer is a douche.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 16:48:06
eeeeeeeeewwww.....
By LasNite.Com, on June 14, 2007 20:25:17
Jessica is so lame, yet she's #68 or something like that on the Forbes Hollywood List.
I was shocked- Britney wasn't on it- nor Paris, Nicole, Olsen Twins. I don't think Lohan made the list either
By parissucksliterally, on June 14, 2007 21:38:14
Wouldn't surprise me...she is obviously immature and whiny. I heard that she made Nick's life a living hell when they split up especially when he started seeing Vanessa. I have no sympathy for her.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 04:57:44
She makes me want to punch her in the face, she seems annoying, whiny and she looks like a man with than big Jimmy Durante nose.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:39:37
Why are all you gay, celebrity bloggers so vicious and mean-spirited...bitchy? I don't like Jessica Simpson either, but, damn.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2007 09:36:11
how the hell does she look like a man?? i bet you that its all jealous women saying it. a man could say he did not find her attractive but no man would say she looks like a man. pick on jlo now she looks like a tranny with that hefty face.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2007 10:56:39
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