I still don't buy that he's attracted to women. Or men. Or human beings in general. There's always been something cold and asexual about him to me. Oh well, he hasn't been hot in like... five years, so who really gives a shit?
This is why he dumped cameron. Biel isn't really that hot. She's famous, but there are thousands of super hot chics that aren't famous out there to bang on tour.
Considering that this is the same guy who dated Britney and then Cameron Diaz, I think it's pretty safe to assume that he's just holding out for the teh cock at this point.
Biel had better read that humiliation clause in her beard-contract. Well, that's what you get - besides the merry bushels of $ - if you let a fag hire you to act as his GF for the public.
Well, she won't be his "very dear friend" after she reads that.
He's a cad for saying in print that he didn't want her there. She already went, it's over and done, so he should just shut up. Maybe he's afraid she will spill the beans about his little wee wee.
he makes me want to do crazy things. and im a woman.
so he cant be THAT gay.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:32:16 ---------------------------------------------------- Yeah, 'cause you chicks NEVER find yourselves attracted to a homo.
" Bringing her on tour was a bad idea. I can't bang the thousands of chicks I usually do. It's better to leave her, sastify all my desires, then come back and still have one of the "hottest" women in Hollywood by me "
Owww...the claws are out today! "Not that hot..." "Average girl..." You all are making me pee my pants laughing! Give me a break, she couldn't be finer. I seriously doubt she wanted to be some groupie on his tour. Like she needs that crap...touring is a pain in the ass, really. Besides, she's got at least 3 movies in production, so like she really has time to scream after his lame ass. She can and will do much better.
Her face may be average but her body is unbelievable. JT is okay-looking but dont people think about where he's been? There is no way I'd be sloppy--seconding Britney Spears or Cameron Diaz. Blech!
ps - how do people posting get their script to come up in bold? I wanna do that too!
15.34, put your words in between these things but without the asteriks.
For example: Justin Timberlake is the biggest virus-breeding cock-chugging ass-pirate in the country. He only liked Biel for her dick. Any girl who finds Justin Timberlake attractive should just do the world a favor and insert a live grenade into her twat.
I hate that series of pictures of her. Her face is NOT her best feature. With her hair all pulled back, it accentuates her fucked-up nose. It looks like there's two bones trying to protrude from the end of her nose.
That's a pretty shitty thing to say. If I were her I'd tell him to go fuck himself. Like he was doing her a favor or something by "letting" her meet him in Manchester. If he weren't a singer he'd be married to Daisy Mae with 5 kids and working as a dirt farmer.
As a straight guy, I never got the alleged appeal on this dude. I mean, really? Is he any "doable" at all, as skinny and featureless as he is? He looks like a regular nerd, only with a shaved head, that's just about it. And please, the guy can't sing or write decent music, that's a given...
As for Biel, I'm requesting anyone here that said she looks "average" to please send me your addresses. I wanna live where you live. I'm yet to find someone who looks as great as she does, face, body and all.
Jess- He's just not that into you...its a book. Buy it. Read it. And move on, Sister...(she-being practially an AMAZON WOMAN-could take him in an arm wrestling match anyhow!)
That's what her publicist gets for telling People Magazine that Justin was in love with Jessica Biel. Her people did the same thing to Derek Jeter. They were spreading the word that Jeter was head over hills with Jessica. She needs a new publicist to keep from spreading these type stories before the guy actually tells her this.
I don´t know why you people on these kind of web pages keep putting Cameron Diaz down...It´s like saying 99.9% of all women in the world are not good enough, because she sure is prettier than most!!
And by the way...When it comes to just looks,Justin is not very handsome or sexy etc. So he must be extremely charming in person or something...? ;) Maybe Jessica Biel isn´t...she is cute as hell but what do we know about her as a person...
He's always been pretty pompous, with that attitude he could look like Matthew McConaughey and I still wouldn't want anything to do with him. What a dick to act like he's god's gift to women when he's an average looking ex-boy band assface. He seems like a whiny little bitch of a boyfriend, too...look at Cameron now that they've broken up, she has been looking a million times better lately. Jessica can do way better than him!
Justin is trying way too hard to look black with that fug cut of his. Grow back your hair thanks sweetie and maybe then more women will want to sleep with you.
I am glad he dumped her ass icant stand her. justin love yah you can do better. she was only using him for her career anyway. good. let her find someone else to use
Please now a days EVERYONE has to be picky with all the garbage thats out there these days in terms of men and women. keep being picky justin until you find the one you want. And keep being honest and NEVER settle for less!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Huh? This is the most made up sounding shizz ever and that's saying a lot for UK mirror. "Playing sweethearts"? Americans don't use that expression, my sister's old roomate from Brixton used to though.
I would do Jessica before I would do Justin and I am into men. Justin is gross and thinks too much of himself. He's not bringing anything back, let alone sexy. Blech!
For the record, I am neither jealous nor a man (nor do I have pubic hair all over my head and face, and I have a deeper voice, too!).
And I SO think he is gay.
I mean, he dated Shitney for years, then he dated Manliest Chick in Hollywood Spiaz, and who'd wanna date THEIR leftovers? Then he dates a woman commonly considered to be a big-time butch, albeit one with a good body.
All the time with this weirdly androgynous vibe. He's ignored parties full of girls so he can dote on... his mother. Aside from her, he doesn't seem to like or respect women at all, with this little snippet as a great example.
And he feels the need to constantly reiterate through music videos and lyrics that oh by the way, he's so very into women! Let's face it, nobody who says "girl" as often as that can be straight.
Top that with the fact that he's a self-important little twit, who thinks he's God's gift to music, and you have someone who needs to be put down. And yes, I mean that in the veterinary sense.
I get a gay vibe from him. But I get a butch vibe from Biel. Despite the bod, she must suck in bed or be bland as hell cause she couldn't hold on to a man if she had a ball and chain and shackles.
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By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:57:16
It's not gay to admit you'd rather fuck all the chicks you want on tour rather than committing to one sorta average looking girl.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:04:13
This poor, unfortunate soul.
I still don't buy that he's attracted to women. Or men. Or human beings in general. There's always been something cold and asexual about him to me. Oh well, he hasn't been hot in like... five years, so who really gives a shit?
By dex, on June 15, 2007 11:09:55
This is why he dumped cameron. Biel isn't really that hot. She's famous, but there are thousands of super hot chics that aren't famous out there to bang on tour.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:10:44
What a homo.
Don't bring him up anymore. I'm getting AIDS just by reading this.
By J-Bird, on June 15, 2007 11:12:40
I have never, ever understood the appeal of this guy. He's very fug. And he has pubic hair on his head, is that sexy???
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:20:12
he makes me want to do crazy things.
and im a woman.
so he cant be THAT gay.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:32:16
jealous men.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:33:10
a bunch of men trying to understand why he is attractive to women.
ahahahahahha.
it's like trying to figure out why beyonce is the "sexiest".
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:33:54
You guys just hate that he got Jessica Biel!
And dumped her.
But really, he's not actually that handsome!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:36:18
Considering that this is the same guy who dated Britney and then Cameron Diaz, I think it's pretty safe to assume that he's just holding out for the teh cock at this point.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:42:40
Biel had better read that humiliation clause in her beard-contract.
Well, that's what you get - besides the merry bushels of $ - if you let a fag hire you to act as his GF for the public.
By die Krautsalaten, on June 15, 2007 11:48:04
Well, she won't be his "very dear friend" after she reads that.
He's a cad for saying in print that he didn't want her there. She already went, it's over and done, so he should just shut up. Maybe he's afraid she will spill the beans about his little wee wee.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:48:34
he makes me want to do crazy things.
and im a woman.
so he cant be THAT gay.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:32:16
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Yeah, 'cause you chicks NEVER find yourselves attracted to a homo.
By dex, on June 15, 2007 11:48:48
If he really said that, then what a dick.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:49:50
that SHOULD read:
" Bringing her on tour was a bad idea. I can't bang the thousands of chicks I usually do. It's better to leave her, sastify all my desires, then come back and still have one of the "hottest" women in Hollywood by me "
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:00:36
Justin is mad only because Jessica walked in on him and Lance Bass, while Justin was on bottom.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:08:12
Owww...the claws are out today! "Not that hot..." "Average girl..." You all are making me pee my pants laughing! Give me a break, she couldn't be finer. I seriously doubt she wanted to be some groupie on his tour. Like she needs that crap...touring is a pain in the ass, really. Besides, she's got at least 3 movies in production, so like she really has time to scream after his lame ass. She can and will do much better.
By gouda cheese, on June 15, 2007 12:18:32
Her face may be average but her body is unbelievable. JT is okay-looking but dont people think about where he's been? There is no way I'd be sloppy--seconding Britney Spears or Cameron Diaz. Blech!
ps - how do people posting get their script to come up in bold? I wanna do that too!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:34:41
15.34, put your words in between these things but without the asteriks.
For example: Justin Timberlake is the biggest virus-breeding cock-chugging ass-pirate in the country. He only liked Biel for her dick. Any girl who finds Justin Timberlake attractive should just do the world a favor and insert a live grenade into her twat.
Sort of like that.
By J-Bird, on June 15, 2007 12:43:07
J-Bird.
DIE.
thanks much.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:49:58
I hate that series of pictures of her. Her face is NOT her best feature. With her hair all pulled back, it accentuates her fucked-up nose. It looks like there's two bones trying to protrude from the end of her nose.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:56:28
That's a pretty shitty thing to say. If I were her I'd tell him to go fuck himself. Like he was doing her a favor or something by "letting" her meet him in Manchester. If he weren't a singer he'd be married to Daisy Mae with 5 kids and working as a dirt farmer.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:56:41
He'd do a lot better if he kept his mouth shut.
By Mr. T, on June 15, 2007 12:57:30
got it! (i think)
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 13:23:01
Wigger. Does Justin think he's black?
By Blue Eyes, on June 15, 2007 13:29:18
As a straight guy, I never got the alleged appeal on this dude. I mean, really? Is he any "doable" at all, as skinny and featureless as he is? He looks like a regular nerd, only with a shaved head, that's just about it. And please, the guy can't sing or write decent music, that's a given...
As for Biel, I'm requesting anyone here that said she looks "average" to please send me your addresses. I wanna live where you live. I'm yet to find someone who looks as great as she does, face, body and all.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 13:50:36
There are plenty of girls in NC with better faces than Biel. Shake your ass on over here anon 16:50!
She does have a rockin body though.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:06:58
Always knew he was a fucking asshole.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:23:46
He's fugly, she's pretty, but not beautiful, so they're actually a pretty good couple lookswise.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:25:36
NC = North Carolina, right? Noted! I live in another country, but I'll make sure to drop by.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:47:32
That guy is totally flaming. Jessica is just a cover. He is a total homo.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 15:34:35
Whomever said he's a homo and she's just a cover - is dead on.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 15:47:18
Jess- He's just not that into you...its a book. Buy it. Read it. And move on, Sister...(she-being practially an AMAZON WOMAN-could take him in an arm wrestling match anyhow!)
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 17:07:32
That's what her publicist gets for telling People Magazine that Justin was in love with Jessica Biel. Her people did the same thing to Derek Jeter. They were spreading the word that Jeter was head over hills with Jessica. She needs a new publicist to keep from spreading these type stories before the guy actually tells her this.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 17:46:54
What an asshole. He really thinks too much of himself. He talks too much, too.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 17:58:11
Can't believe he's being such a dick. He's so gay.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 18:10:55
Homos get all the hot chicks.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 18:13:53
she is perfect
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 18:21:40
He's not that good lookin' but there's a certain type of woman that gushes at the thought of him - slappers. Tarts just would love his rod end up 'em.
If you love cock then Justin does it for you.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 18:31:53
Todd, you may have found the one person who's sucked more dick than Lohan.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 18:34:18
Wow, what a coincidence. I call my schlong "the machine" too.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 19:36:32
In all fairness it is from the Mirror and if it is true he is just being honest. I don't think he is gay. I just think he is picky. And he can be.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 23:02:05
I don´t know why you people on these kind of web pages keep putting Cameron Diaz down...It´s like saying 99.9% of all women in the world are not good enough, because she sure is prettier than most!!
And by the way...When it comes to just looks,Justin is not very handsome or sexy etc. So he must be extremely charming in person or something...? ;)
Maybe Jessica Biel isn´t...she is cute as hell but what do we know about her as a person...
By jenna, on June 16, 2007 00:14:06
He's always been pretty pompous, with that attitude he could look like Matthew McConaughey and I still wouldn't want anything to do with him. What a dick to act like he's god's gift to women when he's an average looking ex-boy band assface. He seems like a whiny little bitch of a boyfriend, too...look at Cameron now that they've broken up, she has been looking a million times better lately. Jessica can do way better than him!
By Izza Lizza, on June 16, 2007 07:19:33
Justin is trying way too hard to look black with that fug cut of his. Grow back your hair thanks sweetie and maybe then more women will want to sleep with you.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 11:19:14
I am glad he dumped her ass icant stand her. justin love yah you can do better. she was only using him for her career anyway. good. let her find someone else to use
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 13:19:33
Please now a days EVERYONE has to be picky with all the garbage thats out there these days in terms of men and women. keep being picky justin until you find the one you want. And keep being honest and NEVER settle for less!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 13:22:29
Huh? This is the most made up sounding shizz ever and that's saying a lot for UK mirror. "Playing sweethearts"? Americans don't use that expression, my sister's old roomate from Brixton used to though.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 17:09:55
I would do Jessica before I would do Justin and I am into men. Justin is gross and thinks too much of himself. He's not bringing anything back, let alone sexy. Blech!
By Jolie, on June 16, 2007 22:17:45
For the record, I am neither jealous nor a man (nor do I have pubic hair all over my head and face, and I have a deeper voice, too!).
And I SO think he is gay.
I mean, he dated Shitney for years, then he dated Manliest Chick in Hollywood Spiaz, and who'd wanna date THEIR leftovers? Then he dates a woman commonly considered to be a big-time butch, albeit one with a good body.
All the time with this weirdly androgynous vibe. He's ignored parties full of girls so he can dote on... his mother. Aside from her, he doesn't seem to like or respect women at all, with this little snippet as a great example.
And he feels the need to constantly reiterate through music videos and lyrics that oh by the way, he's so very into women! Let's face it, nobody who says "girl" as often as that can be straight.
Top that with the fact that he's a self-important little twit, who thinks he's God's gift to music, and you have someone who needs to be put down. And yes, I mean that in the veterinary sense.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 22:57:50
This guy has been with Britney, Cameron, Scarlett, and Jessica Beil. I don't get it, but he must have something going for him.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2007 07:05:55
I get a gay vibe from him. But I get a butch vibe from Biel. Despite the bod, she must suck in bed or be bland as hell cause she couldn't hold on to a man if she had a ball and chain and shackles.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2007 09:20:43
That's cold. lmao
By nanners, on June 17, 2007 15:11:22
You know who else got a gay vibe from him? Tom Cruise. It was the "Prostate Tickler 3000" to be exact.
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 08:36:53
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