I feel the need to say it: I think Katie's haircut looks fabulous. It's so much more sophisticated than her prefious sorority girl do.
I more to the point: I wonder how often she fantasizes about bending it Beckham, so to speak. I mean, he's right there within touching distance--i would have a hell of a time keeping my hands off him, even with Poshie and Crazy Cruise there slap my hand away.
I love how those three morons are the only ones wearing dark glasses. Do the glasses prevent retina damage when the aliens enter out atmosphere? Give me a fucking break!
My second daughter was born a month and a half before Suri was born. There is not a chance in Xenu's home planet that Suri is as young as they claim. She is so much bigger and more developed than my daughter. It's a total sham.
How is it that Scientologists are able to get sites to hide the facts about their celebrities? You get a picture of John Travolta kissing another man on the steps of his plane and nobody calls him out on it. You catch Tom and Katie in a lie, where they forged a baby's birth certificate with a doctor who didn't deliver the baby, and nobody cares.
What is wrong with you people?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
ok, first - Tom is and always has been u-g-l-y. It doesn't help that his conceitedness comes through, especially in these pics. What I really don't understand is how all these Scientologists are brainwashed into believing such a load of crap that is labeled a "religion"??? And once they're "in", even if they want out, the "church" doesn't let them? By the way, I think L. Ron Hubbard was gay. In all ways.
Katie looks old enough to be HISW mother in those pictures. She looks so dowdy. She used to be so cute and I had such an inappropriate crush. Now it is still inappropriate age wise. Tom, what have you done to my Katie?
Katie looks old enough to be HISW mother in those pictures. She looks so dowdy. She used to be so cute and I had such an inappropriate crush. Now it is still inappropriate age wise. Just a reverse now. Tom, what have you done to my Katie?
18:44, I've been thinking the same thing. She looks like she's trying to be Jackie O; I guess Tom is supposed to be the JFK or Aristotle Onassis of Scientology or something, Suri and the "embryo" are Caroline and JFK Jr. (RIP) and they all live together in harmony on Camazotz (remember Wrinkle in Time?). I mean CAMELOT, yeah, that's what I meant. CAMELOT.
Um, hello, Katie? Posh called- she said that if you continue to dress like her, she'll send your fat American ass straight back to Chris Klein/Dawson hell
Tom Cruise has awful teeth. Or tooth. Ah, let's go with teeth. The big right tooth on top is right in the MIDDLE of his nose, while the left one is all the way to the side. Looks fucked up when he smiles. Take a close look the next time this psychotic SOB smiles.
As far as Katie, I don't know if I should feel sorry for her or what. She's trapped and I don't care how much she denies it... she's not happy. Her life is completely screwed up.
looks to me like tom is the one who stole the that frigged up hair cut from victoria. take a closer look. if you ask me i think katie changed her mind in the nick of time.
Ladies, you know you are in trouble when you rank higher on the alien-ness scale than Posh Spice Beckham.
ANd, it seems hard to believe that KH is preggo, since she obviously subscribes to the Nicole Richie school of sustinence. Look how scrawny her arms are! Not a good look for a tall chick. Ick.
Here's Koo Koo Cruiser posing with the world's most expensive (but not so realistic) blow-up doll. She probably didn't have a choice in the matter - I'm guessing Tom programmed the hairstyle into her computer chip. She does look matronly, but aren't Stepford wives supposed to?
If she is pregnant again she is one dumb broad. As soon as he gets tired of her, he is moving on the next chic and she will be left alone with 2 kids and a horrible body with Massive Hail Damage....
she looks like she has ostoporosis is she ok she needs more calcium. and tom needs to cut his nose hair the look to old for there age.the baby is cute but they need to use some of the money for a makeover.
WHY DO THEY GIVE TOM SO MUCH MONEY HE REALY CANT ACT AND IF PEOPLE THINK HES CUTE THEY NEED TO LOOK AGAIN NOW MERLIN BRANDO WAS CUTE. TOM LOOKS LIKE A NERD THAT SMILES TO MUCH.KATIE SHE NEEDS TO STOP WEARING HIGH HEELS WHEN THERE TOGETHER.THE LAST LOOK OF HERS THE SWIN SUIT NEEDED A SORONG.OR SCARF.
katie has a fake smile it is realy like shes telling the world i made a big mistake this guy is not what i thought. i cant belive they give this regular peon of a guy all that money i cant say i have realy felt eny of his movies.these movie makers need to stop paying all these movie stars this ucanny amount of money .besides they dont have a sense of style.
Tom Cruise is so nasty. He turned katie nasty too. I feel sorry for both of these pathetic losers. I wish Katie would stop copying off of Jackie O. I mean for real, get your own style. Tom Cruise is gay.
58 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWow, she looks so old in those pictures.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:12:20
Tom is very good at facing toward somebody else while taking action on the pitch.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:13:39
What's with the glasses? They look completely retarded.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:18:21
Why did she have someone rip the upholstery out of a trailer home and make a sack--I mean "dress"--out of it?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:23:01
The embryo looks Asian.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:27:38
Some day I'm going to track down the person who coined the phrase "baby bump" and end them in a horrific manner.
Carry on.
By Dickie Hateface, on June 19, 2007 13:34:30
I feel the need to say it: I think Katie's haircut looks fabulous. It's so much more sophisticated than her prefious sorority girl do.
I more to the point: I wonder how often she fantasizes about bending it Beckham, so to speak. I mean, he's right there within touching distance--i would have a hell of a time keeping my hands off him, even with Poshie and Crazy Cruise there slap my hand away.
By anna, on June 19, 2007 13:42:42
They all wear really big sunglasses because they're all really ugly.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:44:10
Aww, how sweet. Someome handed Tom get a step-stool for pic 2.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:47:05
Nice look. For a 68 year old.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 13:57:36
When did Katie enter the rapid-aging machine? she looks easily mid 40s ...
By jt, on June 19, 2007 14:05:14
"The Cruise/Holmes embryo was unavailable for comment since it was busy tying a noose to Katie's cervix"
roflmfao,you always kill me.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:10:53
is that really K.H.? what the hell happened? where were the pics of her getting older? Do kids really take that much out of you?
By ssirishpride, on June 19, 2007 14:16:38
Yikes...her hair cut added about 30 years to her "look". She is now Posh circa age 60...she needs Ten Years Younger...
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:27:20
that kid has a very racist hairline
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 14:37:01
Jesus...Kate(Tom's preferred name for her) has lost ALL of her previous identity. I wonder if he allowed her to keep her original fingerprints??
By Ypur Mama, on June 19, 2007 14:53:20
I love how those three morons are the only ones wearing dark glasses. Do the glasses prevent retina damage when the aliens enter out atmosphere? Give me a fucking break!
By Tomkat is roadkill, on June 19, 2007 15:00:42
My second daughter was born a month and a half before Suri was born. There is not a chance in Xenu's home planet that Suri is as young as they claim. She is so much bigger and more developed than my daughter. It's a total sham.
How is it that Scientologists are able to get sites to hide the facts about their celebrities? You get a picture of John Travolta kissing another man on the steps of his plane and nobody calls him out on it. You catch Tom and Katie in a lie, where they forged a baby's birth certificate with a doctor who didn't deliver the baby, and nobody cares.
What is wrong with you people?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 15:30:24
What. the. hell?
Is she trying to be Jackie O (circa 1960) in those pictures??
And has she recently turned FIFTY????
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 15:44:18
Jesus christ those glasses look horrendous. What is this? Men in Black III?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 15:52:25
I kind of feel sorry for Katie being married to that Moron who probably is a control freak too!!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 16:00:31
Very sad, I'm afraid it's too late for katie.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 16:09:22
She looks like a Posh clone... sick skinny, dark bob, big shades... its depressing! Next thing we know she will be replaced by a robot too!
By bizzle, on June 19, 2007 16:11:27
ok, first - Tom is and always has been u-g-l-y. It doesn't help that his conceitedness comes through, especially in these pics. What I really don't understand is how all these Scientologists are brainwashed into believing such a load of crap that is labeled a "religion"??? And once they're "in", even if they want out, the "church" doesn't let them? By the way, I think L. Ron Hubbard was gay. In all ways.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 16:50:13
Katie looks old enough to be HISW mother in those pictures. She looks so dowdy. She used to be so cute and I had such an inappropriate crush. Now it is still inappropriate age wise. Tom, what have you done to my Katie?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 17:25:42
Katie looks old enough to be HISW mother in those pictures. She looks so dowdy. She used to be so cute and I had such an inappropriate crush. Now it is still inappropriate age wise. Just a reverse now. Tom, what have you done to my Katie?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 17:26:04
why do they look exactly the same?
i fucking can't tell them apart.
By courtney, on June 19, 2007 17:35:04
it looks like they have no clue whats happening
By mark, on June 19, 2007 17:38:57
Holy shy, I didn't even recognize her at first .. she looks JUST like my old math teacher .. who was about 48 btw ...
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 18:49:16
eww.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 19:01:05
18:44, I've been thinking the same thing. She looks like she's trying to be Jackie O; I guess Tom is supposed to be the JFK or Aristotle Onassis of Scientology or something, Suri and the "embryo" are Caroline and JFK Jr. (RIP) and they all live together in harmony on Camazotz (remember Wrinkle in Time?). I mean CAMELOT, yeah, that's what I meant. CAMELOT.
By Kate Cruise's last remaining brain cell, on June 19, 2007 19:10:09
Um, hello, Katie? Posh called- she said that if you continue to dress like her, she'll send your fat American ass straight back to Chris Klein/Dawson hell
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 19:10:32
I don't mind Katie's shorter hair, but when it's styled like that, combined with the giant glasses, she looks too much like Anna Wintour.
By Mimi, on June 19, 2007 19:51:35
Katie looks OLD for her age. so does Suri.
Tom just looks fat.
as a family, they look miserable.
By celia, on June 19, 2007 19:58:28
Tom Cruise has awful teeth. Or tooth. Ah, let's go with teeth. The big right tooth on top is right in the MIDDLE of his nose, while the left one is all the way to the side. Looks fucked up when he smiles. Take a close look the next time this psychotic SOB smiles.
As far as Katie, I don't know if I should feel sorry for her or what. She's trapped and I don't care how much she denies it... she's not happy. Her life is completely screwed up.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2007 21:43:28
Ok, she's pregnant. So who's sperm is it this time? And how much did it cost?
By dm, on June 19, 2007 22:56:35
And look at them clapping, they look like space aliens. Actually, they are aliens.
By dm, on June 19, 2007 22:58:54
Maybe we'll be able to see the antennae on this one.
By Laurie, on June 19, 2007 23:28:29
This whole post and the comments are so fucking funny and I can't stop laughing. Thanks to all :D
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 00:22:16
looks to me like tom is the one who stole the that frigged up hair cut from victoria. take a closer look. if you ask me i think katie changed her mind in the nick of time.
By june, on June 20, 2007 01:50:52
Ladies, you know you are in trouble when you rank higher on the alien-ness scale than Posh Spice Beckham.
ANd, it seems hard to believe that KH is preggo, since she obviously subscribes to the Nicole Richie school of sustinence. Look how scrawny her arms are! Not a good look for a tall chick. Ick.
By Carolina , on June 20, 2007 05:56:55
Here's Koo Koo Cruiser posing with the world's most expensive (but not so realistic) blow-up doll. She probably didn't have a choice in the matter - I'm guessing Tom programmed the hairstyle into her computer chip. She does look matronly, but aren't Stepford wives supposed to?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 07:10:58
shes starting to look like a praying mantis.....
Hope she bites that agfays head off, if you catch my snowdrift.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 07:11:47
Katie obviously did something wrong against Scientology. Her pennance was being forced to shop at KMart.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 07:58:48
Yay to Katie more $money$ for her when she leaves that crazy short donald trump hair wannabe Tom Cruise
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 08:10:57
Um, does anyone think that Katie looks like Ellen Barkin in these pics(most recently in oceans 13 as the cougar?)
By annabella314, on June 20, 2007 09:21:37
Um, does anyone think that Katie looks like Ellen Barkin in these pics(most recently in oceans 13 as the cougar?)
By annabella314, on June 20, 2007 09:21:41
I don't think I've ever seen 2 more confused looking people.
They look like they have NO IDEA what the hell is going on.
It's just a soccer (football) match, no??
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 09:30:30
If she is pregnant again she is one dumb broad. As soon as he gets tired of her, he is moving on the next chic and she will be left alone with 2 kids and a horrible body with Massive Hail Damage....
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:06:13
Time to take out and dust off the pregnancy pillows.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:51:45
Pregnancy doesn't cause cellulite, moron.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 13:10:14
Anon 18:44 said: "What. the. hell? Is she trying to be Jackie O (circa 1960) in those pictures?? And has she recently turned FIFTY????"
YES!!! That's exactly what I thought, 18:44! I just had to look through the posts to find someone else who said it. That bitch looks OLD!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 19:17:59
That's the worst dress ever.. I think my Nanna wears one just like that to bed.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 19:30:31
her back looks like she might have ostoporosis. is she ok she needs more calcium . after her baby was born. tom well his nose hair has grown to long
By montana dyson, on July 17, 2007 21:33:11
she looks like she has ostoporosis is she ok she needs more calcium. and tom needs to cut his nose hair the look to old for there age.the baby is cute but they need to use some of the money for a makeover.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 22:15:29
WHY DO THEY GIVE TOM SO MUCH MONEY HE REALY CANT ACT AND IF PEOPLE THINK HES CUTE THEY NEED TO LOOK AGAIN NOW MERLIN BRANDO WAS CUTE. TOM LOOKS LIKE A NERD THAT SMILES TO MUCH.KATIE SHE NEEDS TO STOP WEARING HIGH HEELS WHEN THERE TOGETHER.THE LAST LOOK OF HERS THE SWIN SUIT NEEDED A SORONG.OR SCARF.
By THERESA SMITH, on July 19, 2007 00:43:48
katie has a fake smile it is realy like shes telling the world i made a big mistake this guy is not what i thought. i cant belive they give this regular peon of a guy all that money i cant say i have realy felt eny of his movies.these movie makers need to stop paying all these movie stars this ucanny amount of money .besides they dont have a sense of style.
By ezara juvland, on July 19, 2007 22:06:59
Tom Cruise is so nasty. He turned katie nasty too. I feel sorry for both of these pathetic losers. I wish Katie would stop copying off of Jackie O. I mean for real, get your own style. Tom Cruise is gay.
By King Kong, on July 20, 2007 08:41:34
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