I'm going to say that I actually like Katie's haircut. That being said... WTF is with the granny suit? Her ribs are sticking out in the first pic, but she covers her stomach with that huge belt buckle? Does it have a miniature e-meter hidden inside? Oh, I know - it's the remote control Tom's fitted on her, unbeknownst to her.
I---LOVE---KATE. I WANT TO HAVE MANY, MANY BABIES WITH HER. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. A LOT OF SEX WITH KATIE. YES, SEX WITH KATIE. DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS WOMAN, WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IS A WOMAN. YES, A WOMAN.
Poor Tom. It's not just that he's gay. He's gay, living in L.A., and he looks like a square-state fag from one of the flyovers like Iowa. No wonder he has so much barely suppressed rage.
To that poster who asked if I was gay: If I was gay, would I have a super hot wife like Kate??? The answer is no. I would not have the lovely Suri and we will have many, many more kids. Because I love Kate. I-love-Kate. She is a beautiful woman who I have straight sex with on a daily basis. She is hot, right? Hott. H-O-T. Hot. You wish you had her to sleep with like I do.
And, if you say I am gay again, I will sue you until you admit I am not gay. Not gay. I sleep with a hot woman who is hot and a woman and young, too. I love Kate. Did I say that already? Well, I do love Kate. And, I am not gay. I am straight. I love Kate Homes, my wife, the mother of my child, a woman. I love you, Kate.
Tom: Life is about people. It's about connections. Katie: It's all about connections. Tom: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits. Katie: Yeah. Tom: And butthole pleasures. Katie: It's not about butthole pleasures at all. Tom: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez. Katie: Please stop. Tom: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls. Katie: Tom, just please stop.
As Cruise's agent has explained to him many times, having Kate dress up as a boy and suck him off then let him bang her bung hole will not get her pregnant. So quit asking!!
Are you people, who are not enlightened scientoligists like me, saying that, I, Tom cruise, is gay? I will sue you, sue your site, sue the manufacturers of your computers. You had better say I am not gay! You hear me out there in cyberspace? I will sue all of you if you keep making claims that a heterosexual, action star, like me who is married to a little hottie that I am mind-controlling into a stepford wife, is gaaaayyy! I am stamping my feet as I write this, in case you were wondering and soon I will smash my keyboard like the Hulk.
Q: Is katie pregnant? A: No. Tom is getting to work on a new movie.
WTF? Could it be anymore obvious that a baby to TC is just for inducing add'l media attention. He'll wait to baste "kate" so that she can look pregnant at the premiers.
i think she looks so great. i love her hair. she looks elegant and beautiful with her hair like that. it suits her. tom is a tard. his glasses are sitting weird on his face. suri is so cute.
K is for the first letter in her name A is for her a$$ which I like so much (see, how can I be gay if I like a$$??--female a$$ that is, did you think something else?) T is for her t!ts (see I like t!ts and guys don't have t!ts, so I am definitely not gay) E is for everything I love about Kate.
I like Katie's new 'do but she's turning into a skeletor like her BFF. The bathing suit is horrendous and looks like something from 80's swimsuit hell. She's not going to be able to hoist Suri up in the air much longer, she'll topple over. And enough with the touching, TOM. Everywhere they go he's touching her. Ever heard of BOUNDARIES?
I still don't understand why a whole bunch of people thought Katie Holmes was/is hot? I'm sorry, looking at her now, she looks average at best ... I'd never turn lesbo for her.
I love the description of Katie's body - constructed out of marshmellows and jello - it's a weird shape - definitely a pear with pastey skin, bulgey thighs, kankles and big lips. Ew. Plus, WTF with the 5 inch heals at the beach in a bathing suit?? What's wrong with this girl?!? She's got NO SENSE. Fugly sell-out turd.
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Leave Your CommentI'm going to say that I actually like Katie's haircut. That being said... WTF is with the granny suit? Her ribs are sticking out in the first pic, but she covers her stomach with that huge belt buckle? Does it have a miniature e-meter hidden inside? Oh, I know - it's the remote control Tom's fitted on her, unbeknownst to her.
By andromeda1084, on June 21, 2007 08:02:26
What's with the creepy belt-on-the-bathing-suit thing? Some Scientology rite?
And that hair style suits someone 20 years older, not K.
Ooops, someone already commented on the belt. My bad.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:10:30
Is it "normal" to wear high heels on the beach?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:11:41
I love Kate!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:12:32
Did you all get that? I love Kate! LOVE KATE! L-O-V-E K-A-T-E!
By Tom, on June 21, 2007 08:13:28
I---LOVE---KATE. I WANT TO HAVE MANY, MANY BABIES WITH HER. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. A LOT OF SEX WITH KATIE. YES, SEX WITH KATIE. DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS WOMAN, WHO IS BEAUTIFUL AND IS A WOMAN. YES, A WOMAN.
By Tom Cruise, on June 21, 2007 08:17:04
But...he's still gay, right?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:24:07
Poor Tom. It's not just that he's gay. He's gay, living in L.A., and he looks like a square-state fag from one of the flyovers like Iowa. No wonder he has so much barely suppressed rage.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 08:31:07
Dear Kate,
Jackie O. you're not, no matter how you cut your hair or what bizzare bathing suit you wear.
Please tell Tom to stop turkey-basting you.
Thanks!
By THe estate of Jackie- O., on June 21, 2007 08:38:53
To that poster who asked if I was gay: If I was gay, would I have a super hot wife like Kate??? The answer is no. I would not have the lovely Suri and we will have many, many more kids. Because I love Kate. I-love-Kate. She is a beautiful woman who I have straight sex with on a daily basis. She is hot, right? Hott. H-O-T. Hot. You wish you had her to sleep with like I do.
By Tom Cruise, on June 21, 2007 08:44:37
And, if you say I am gay again, I will sue you until you admit I am not gay. Not gay. I sleep with a hot woman who is hot and a woman and young, too. I love Kate. Did I say that already? Well, I do love Kate. And, I am not gay. I am straight. I love Kate Homes, my wife, the mother of my child, a woman. I love you, Kate.
By Tom Cruise, on June 21, 2007 08:46:24
Hey now, there is nothing wrong with Iowa.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:06:25
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
By Tom Cruise, on June 21, 2007 09:09:10
Tom: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Katie: It's all about connections.
Tom: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Katie: Yeah.
Tom: And butthole pleasures.
Katie: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Tom: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Katie: Please stop.
Tom: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.
Katie: Tom, just please stop.
By Dateline interview, on June 21, 2007 09:12:13
As Cruise's agent has explained to him many times, having Kate dress up as a boy and suck him off then let him bang her bung hole will not get her pregnant. So quit asking!!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:13:28
Are you people, who are not enlightened scientoligists like me, saying that, I, Tom cruise, is gay? I will sue you, sue your site, sue the manufacturers of your computers. You had better say I am not gay! You hear me out there in cyberspace? I will sue all of you if you keep making claims that a heterosexual, action star, like me who is married to a little hottie that I am mind-controlling into a stepford wife, is gaaaayyy! I am stamping my feet as I write this, in case you were wondering and soon I will smash my keyboard like the Hulk.
By Tom Cruise, on June 21, 2007 09:31:28
Does anyone else think this Q&A is weird.
Q: Is katie pregnant?
A: No. Tom is getting to work on a new movie.
WTF? Could it be anymore obvious that a baby to TC is just for inducing add'l media attention. He'll wait to baste "kate" so that she can look pregnant at the premiers.
But i can't hate on suri. She's the hotness.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:49:14
i think she looks so great. i love her hair. she looks elegant and beautiful with her hair like that. it suits her.
tom is a tard. his glasses are sitting weird on his face. suri is so cute.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 09:57:06
She looks classy now.
but, above all, Suri is an adorable baby!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 10:15:54
Singing Kate's praises:
K is for the first letter in her name
A is for her a$$ which I like so much (see, how can I be gay if I like a$$??--female a$$ that is, did you think something else?)
T is for her t!ts (see I like t!ts and guys don't have t!ts, so I am definitely not gay)
E is for everything I love about Kate.
I LOVE YOU, KATE.
Your Tom
By Tom Cruise, on June 21, 2007 10:34:34
What is with her weird body? It's like they built a better, stronger Katie Holmes out of Jello and marshmallows.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:50:34
He is aging her...
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:16:14
I like Katie's new 'do but she's turning into a skeletor like her BFF. The bathing suit is horrendous and looks like something from 80's swimsuit hell. She's not going to be able to hoist Suri up in the air much longer, she'll topple over. And enough with the touching, TOM. Everywhere they go he's touching her. Ever heard of BOUNDARIES?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:31:33
Wow. Kate's been doing pushups, huh?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:32:07
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
You're glib, Tom.
You're being very glib.
You don't know anything about straight love.
I DO.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Tom.
Stop being glib.
By Matt Laurer, on June 21, 2007 12:34:48
Those two are weirdos...but they have a beautiful baby. I hope she ends up normal. lol
By Christina, on June 21, 2007 12:51:57
I still don't understand why a whole bunch of people thought Katie Holmes was/is hot? I'm sorry, looking at her now, she looks average at best ... I'd never turn lesbo for her.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:59:43
Is she wearing high-heels at the beach!?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 13:07:31
i really feel sorry for her. she looks so unhappy. she just looks like shes crying her ass off on the inside. suri is still cute btw
By prettyboy, on June 21, 2007 13:30:37
"square state fag"...
brilliant, 11:31, brilliant!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 14:36:36
I don't think TWO kids was in the contract.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 14:43:37
I love the description of Katie's body - constructed out of marshmellows and jello - it's a weird shape - definitely a pear with pastey skin, bulgey thighs, kankles and big lips. Ew. Plus, WTF with the 5 inch heals at the beach in a bathing suit?? What's wrong with this girl?!? She's got NO SENSE. Fugly sell-out turd.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 15:58:05
haha @ 12:09:10
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 19:10:00
According to Wikipedia, his full name is Thomas Cruise Mapother IV?? Holy Batman! He is SO gay.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 23:16:09
I agree, who brings shoes like that to the beach?
By kacky, on June 22, 2007 04:37:00
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