Big giant surprise--she's on the paris hilton redemption plan. I don't really care if she wants to self destruct--what bothers me is the morons who think she's super cool, and the dumb fucks at Maxim who think she's the sexiest woman of the year.
Um...I realize she's not committed (in the asylum sense of the word), but if you're in rehab, how is it an OPTION to go to therapy sessions? Either you go, or you should be sent home. I would add that it's a colossal waste of money to pay a designer rehab center all that cash and then not even take advantage of it, but who am I kidding. This ho uses hundred dollar bills to snort coke with and then throws them out without a second thought.
That was a super weak choice by MAXIM. I mean, yeah, it would be fun as hell to party with LiLo and blow lines off her tits, but that doesn't make her "sexier" than everyone else in Hollywood! Not even close....jeesh
Ok I don't normally post on these things but I just want to say one thing. This is all an act. Lohan knows exactly what she's doing. I remember reading an article a long time ago where she stated she wanted to be just like Angelina Jolie. Well there you have it. Lohan simply wants to develop the same reputation Angelina Jolie had. Remember those rumors going around saying she was going to visit a third world country? I don't believe a word of the crap I hear.
This saddens me because there are so many young girls who will unfortunately be influenced by her grotesque irresponsibility. She does not give a shit and is not even pretending to. She is using the month to get into supershape for her party. She can afford the stay in a high-priced resort.
Sorry to completely poop on this party everyone seems to be having, but think about it...there is NO WAY that she was able to smuggle in a Blackberry. Even if this actually happened (again...no way) she would be caught pretty much immediately. Seriously, they pay attention to this shit...the inmates can't even have shoelaces in their damn shoes, for crying out loud!
I'm planning a big bash for the day after she dies, in about a year.
I actually hate her more than Paris, especially since it occurred to me that Paris may be actually retarded. It's hard to hate a rich ugly retarded woman.
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By J-Bird, on June 8, 2007 09:47:06
Big giant surprise--she's on the paris hilton redemption plan. I don't really care if she wants to self destruct--what bothers me is the morons who think she's super cool, and the dumb fucks at Maxim who think she's the sexiest woman of the year.
By anna, on June 8, 2007 09:57:46
All those that think she'll make it to 30, raise your hands.
[looks around]
hmmm. not looking good.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 10:08:07
Hey look, Lindsey Hohan has a wonk eye, too!
By Michelle, on June 8, 2007 10:12:16
Um...I realize she's not committed (in the asylum sense of the word), but if you're in rehab, how is it an OPTION to go to therapy sessions? Either you go, or you should be sent home. I would add that it's a colossal waste of money to pay a designer rehab center all that cash and then not even take advantage of it, but who am I kidding. This ho uses hundred dollar bills to snort coke with and then throws them out without a second thought.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 10:14:13
That's hilarious. Yep...total frikkin' retard. Why can't I have fame and fortune? I'd know how to handle my shit. Fuck.
By BlueJeansPizza, on June 8, 2007 10:14:23
That was a super weak choice by MAXIM. I mean, yeah, it would be fun as hell to party with LiLo and blow lines off her tits, but that doesn't make her "sexier" than everyone else in Hollywood! Not even close....jeesh
By The Faker, on June 8, 2007 10:30:38
In pics 3 & 4, nice to see she's using her "workout" time to keep her cooter stretched out! Wouldn't want a cramp at the 21st birthday party!
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 11:25:56
Ok I don't normally post on these things but I just want to say one thing. This is all an act. Lohan knows exactly what she's doing. I remember reading an article a long time ago where she stated she wanted to be just like Angelina Jolie. Well there you have it. Lohan simply wants to develop the same reputation Angelina Jolie had. Remember those rumors going around saying she was going to visit a third world country? I don't believe a word of the crap I hear.
By Valerie, on June 8, 2007 11:42:37
I'm going to go watch Parent Trap to remember the good old days...
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 11:49:20
Awesome! Totally Awesome! Way to go Lohan! Sobriety Sucks!
By Meazy, on June 8, 2007 14:22:14
Even though it was just a picture I was looking at (picture #3), I could smell her rotting, fishy minge from here.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 16:57:33
Hey Linds. I have sleeping pills for you. That way you won't have to "play" sober. Keep up the great work.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 22:14:25
This saddens me because there are so many young girls who will unfortunately be influenced by her grotesque irresponsibility. She does not give a shit and is not even pretending to. She is using the month to get into supershape for her party. She can afford the stay in a high-priced resort.
By celia, on June 10, 2007 08:49:03
Sorry to completely poop on this party everyone seems to be having, but think about it...there is NO WAY that she was able to smuggle in a Blackberry. Even if this actually happened (again...no way) she would be caught pretty much immediately. Seriously, they pay attention to this shit...the inmates can't even have shoelaces in their damn shoes, for crying out loud!
By anonymous, on June 10, 2007 10:00:55
I'm planning a big bash for the day after she dies, in about a year.
I actually hate her more than Paris, especially since it occurred to me that Paris may be actually retarded. It's hard to hate a rich ugly retarded woman.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 12:54:13
Nice nails. Trash.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 20:51:06
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