Gee...this is what I was tossing and turning in bed about? This is no surprise, *yawn*.
The only real surprise (to me) is that it took this long for the results. Im not gonna get my hopes up untill I see her with some cuffs. All these girls: lohan, britney, paris an nicole, are grade A inbreds. I cannot even begin to fathom how little their parents care for them. I dont care how old my son is and gets, you better believe im gonna be a proactive parent and teach him whats up before he even thinks about going down the bad road. Its clear these parents didnt really enforce any good or appropriate behavior. They simply said, "let them be themselves, now lets get back to US"! Im more disgusted by the parents allowing this (im asuming they do). I just cant imagen them being concerned or really there to tech them if these kids are allowed to party at 16yrs of age, nightclubs! Disgusted!
It’s getting late To give it up I took a sip From my devil cup Slowly It’s taking over me
Too high Can’t come down It’s in the air And it’s all around Can you feel me now
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride You’re toxic I’m slipping under With a taste of poison paradise I’m addicted to you Don’t you know that you’re toxic
any wonder why she checked herself into rehab right after the accident (of which, remember, she fled the scene) and has decided to "extend" her stay there? um, maybe it's because she knew she would be in deep shit when the toxicology report came back!!
Holy crap: She's either pregnant or retaining enough water from her menstrual period to irrigate every golf course from Las Vegas to Palm Springs... Jesus H. girl: Put on a moo-moo...
"I can't even have a fucken baby with my wife, her womb is so polluted!"
Oh Tony Montana, your so right! Same goes for Lindsay Blowhan. She can't be pregnant. The embryo would of aborted itself if she ever did. So we dont have to worry about Lindsay pregnancy rumors. Shes getting fat because now that her esophagus and digestive tract arent numb, she can actually swallow food. Her stomach is so happy not to be eating itself anymore, that its savoring the food and taking a while to digest. Not only that, but its worried she may stop eating again and go back to starving poor stomach with blow....that her own stomach is making a reserve and storing for winter. That is why she has a belly. It wont be long untill she goes back to coke patty cakes. How about we all make a death list of who we think will die first out of: Lohan, Spears, Hilton and Ritchie. #1 I think Lohan will OD at some club, #2 Ritchie will die in a car accident or during labor, #3 Spears will kill herself somehow and the cockroach survivor will be Paris. All she does is smoke pot and suck cock. So maybe she will choke on dick, but shes a gagging pro....so I doubt it. She will continue the slut legacy. *cuddles*
This picture was taken about 48 hours AFTER her DUI arrest with cocaine in the car. Yup...her lesbian friend is laughing at her..right before she went down on the fire-crotch. Ewww...
She's only in "Rehab" because the judge is going to send her away for a long time. ANY alcohol in your system while under the age of 21 in CA is a DUI and various other charges. This is the second attempt at rehab in a few months...not going to work if you're already an alcoholic before your 21.
Let's all say a prayer that she is NOT pregnant and that is just stored cum built up in her tummy.
Grab a bible now Lindsay but remember to be able to recite ONE verse.
20 Comments:
Leave Your CommentGod do we have to hear Lindsay is pregnant rumors now?
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 20:25:51
That was a really nasty description of her firecrotch there Jenny! You've painted a horrible mental image that I can't shake.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 21:28:46
I don't see a penis sized clit in the pics from last year, but her snizz looks kind of like one of those horror show sex change manginas.
Maybe her real name was Larry Lohan some years ago.
By uncledaddy, on June 28, 2007 22:44:35
She's not 21 yet, so...the legal limit is 0. In California, if you're underage, bad shit happens if you're caught with any amount of alcohol in you.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2007 23:08:38
Note to Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton regarding the firecrotch video.
People in glass houses don't throw stones at each other.
By dm, on June 29, 2007 01:32:33
They should add Hit and Run to the list of charges.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 01:55:30
Gee...this is what I was tossing and turning in bed about? This is no surprise, *yawn*.
The only real surprise (to me) is that it took this long for the results. Im not gonna get my hopes up untill I see her with some cuffs.
All these girls: lohan, britney, paris an nicole, are grade A inbreds. I cannot even begin to fathom how little their parents care for them. I dont care how old my son is and gets, you better believe im gonna be a proactive parent and teach him whats up before he even thinks about going down the bad road. Its clear these parents didnt really enforce any good or appropriate behavior. They simply said, "let them be themselves, now lets get back to US"!
Im more disgusted by the parents allowing this (im asuming they do). I just cant imagen them being concerned or really there to tech them if these kids are allowed to party at 16yrs of age, nightclubs!
Disgusted!
By badparenting, on June 29, 2007 02:39:36
Oh my god look at her belly...... is she really pregnant??
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 03:49:38
Woah, she's really ugly
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 03:58:06
It’s getting late
To give it up
I took a sip
From my devil cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me
Too high
Can’t come down
It’s in the air
And it’s all around
Can you feel me now
With a taste of your lips
I’m on a ride
You’re toxic
I’m slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
By bv, on June 29, 2007 07:55:40
Great lover Samantha is... LOL
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 08:56:20
any wonder why she checked herself into rehab right after the accident (of which, remember, she fled the scene) and has decided to "extend" her stay there? um, maybe it's because she knew she would be in deep shit when the toxicology report came back!!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 09:33:46
So what's the deal with that belly? Is she pregnant, or just gaining weight since she's presumably off the coke?
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 09:54:35
Lindsay is fat when she's not on coke and meth. What a surprise!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 09:55:26
Holy crap: She's either pregnant or retaining enough water from her menstrual period to irrigate every golf course from Las Vegas to Palm Springs... Jesus H. girl: Put on a moo-moo...
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 10:09:10
"I can't even have a fucken baby with my wife, her womb is so polluted!"
Oh Tony Montana, your so right! Same goes for Lindsay Blowhan. She can't be pregnant.
The embryo would of aborted itself if she ever did. So we dont have to worry about Lindsay pregnancy rumors. Shes getting fat because now that her esophagus and digestive tract arent numb, she can actually swallow food. Her stomach is so happy not to be eating itself anymore, that its savoring the food and taking a while to digest. Not only that, but its worried she may stop eating again and go back to starving poor stomach with blow....that her own stomach is making a reserve and storing for winter. That is why she has a belly.
It wont be long untill she goes back to coke patty cakes. How about we all make a death list of who we think will die first out of: Lohan, Spears, Hilton and Ritchie. #1 I think Lohan will OD at some club, #2 Ritchie will die in a car accident or during labor, #3 Spears will kill herself somehow and the cockroach survivor will be Paris. All she does is smoke pot and suck cock. So maybe she will choke on dick, but shes a gagging pro....so I doubt it. She will continue the slut legacy. *cuddles*
By nikkibeach, on June 29, 2007 10:10:03
too bad legal limit is .08 in California for those who are 21. If she was twice that, at .16, that's 16x past the limit for minors.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 12:01:00
In this "passed out" picture it looks like her "friend" is laughing her ass off!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 12:55:09
This picture was taken about 48 hours AFTER her DUI arrest with cocaine in the car. Yup...her lesbian friend is laughing at her..right before she went down on the fire-crotch. Ewww...
She's only in "Rehab" because the judge is going to send her away for a long time. ANY alcohol in your system while under the age of 21 in CA is a DUI and various other charges. This is the second attempt at rehab in a few months...not going to work if you're already an alcoholic before your 21.
Let's all say a prayer that she is NOT pregnant and that is just stored cum built up in her tummy.
Grab a bible now Lindsay but remember to be able to recite ONE verse.
Stay off the fucking roads you dumb idiots!
By anonymous, on June 30, 2007 00:39:11
Looks like she needs to go all bulimic on us again.
By Tony, on June 30, 2007 09:20:00
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