I like tattoos on a woman that are cool or pretty. Hers is huge, unattractive, and is in a horrible place for someone who's going to wear dresses like that. Kindly eat a bowl of dicks, Hardnox.
I can't see how pretty you say Megan Fox is because my eyes are still discharging gooey shit from when I looked at Sharon Stone's fake topless tits a two posts ago. I'll check back later. It stings!
The tattoos are hideous! I mean she couldn't go out to eat at a normal restaurant without people looking at her like she is a freak. I agree the Marilyn tattoo on the forearm is redonkulous--Why? It is like covering a masterpiece with cheap advertisements!
the new angelina? whatever. try bad carbon copy. she's pretty but is too porn star. and angelina actually knows where malaysia is, this chick's lucky if she can stop trying to be a bad ass for two seconds and remember how to get home.
She's ok. But the tats put her in a lesser-league in my book. I think it's funny how girls think it makes them look independant and cool. It just makes them look impulsive, cheap and trailer-parkish. In other words, you wouldn't bring this chick back to the country club for brunch.
She's absolutely gorgeous and she is in the new Transformers movie, Confessionions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and Hope & Faith. So she isn't the typical Hollywood skank that is famous because her family is rich or because she's a whore.
who the fuck said that tattoos are cool they are the worst thing a HOT GIRL can put on her body ,back then only scumbags had tats now any stupid ass in the street has one not cool just idiotic time for that lazor to burn that nasty tat off her body
At best, he should be on television in a cowboy hat, standing next to a giant inflatable Uncle Sam and telling me how I could get 0% financing on this new Ford F-150. He'll take my trade no matter how much I owe!
Hardnox, you are 20...U will understand someday maybe. She is perfect, I live in La and see hotties...she is amazing. But the tats have to go and I bet at least once a day she wishes she didnt make that mistake. She must be a moron.
I would drink a cup of fire ants for a three second opportunity to lick this chicks toes. She's so hot.
I'd love to be covered in latex, choked with a pair of her soiled underwear and beaten with a ceramic statute of Barbara Streisand as I watch a slide show of Megan Fox moments.
Whoever said that aboyt botox or collagen is a moron. She is 22 years old ! And I`ve seen her in movies when she was only 16 to 17 so yeah, she is all "naturel". And YOUNG. So eat on that.
I saw a clip of this yatch at the Maxim Hot 100 thing and she has the personality of a constipated skunk. Absolutely no sense of humor, no irony, no self-awareness. This chick should be working the Strip, not... Doing whatever it is she does. Is she an actress?
Lindsay Lohan was mocking herself, she was cute and charming, Maxim got it right for once. Out-of-control is better than having no soul.
i dunno about botox (but wouldn't be surprised) but look at the blow-ups of the pics, especially #2, those lips are clearly juiced up. So sad...why do women who are naturally beautiful feel the need to let some plastic surgeon butcher touch their goods. Too bad they can't pay a doc to inject higher self esteem into their brains....
Jessica has a funky nose and over-broad cheekbones and a smile that was made by a benevolent god. Which makes her gorgeous and human. Megan Bell? This girl/woman looks like a replicant of every Vogue model walking the catwalk, but with boobs.
Jessica comes across as not realizing how pretty she is. There isnt a bit of narcissism there. This Megan gal is totally narcissistic. There is nothing pretty about that.
13:30, you are a marketer's dream. Any promo bullshit a magazine prints, you'll swallow, hook, line and sinker. Back in my slice-and-dice days, i used to love telling losers I enjoyed tantric 7-hour sex. Then I'd dump em before we got that far.
Brian Austin Green has a huge schlong. There was a picture floating around once of him and his girlfriend at a diner and she's rubbing his crotch through his jeans- that would explain it!
She's not pretty really, just typical looking. There's like a penny of blue-eyes brunettes with 'plastic surgery' face a dozen all over the U.S. There's nothing unique about her.
I agree, she's typically pretty. Which isn't that much to me, but whatever. You selected her best picture(She looks good). But in the others I see nothing special. And it's funny that when you like someone you select their best picture, and when you don't (Serena Williams) you select their worst on purpose. Nice.
The collagen is self-evident. The way you can tell there's botox is because the top lip doesn't turn up at the corners. The smile is just stretched straight back or the mouth opens in an "o". I don't care how young she is. She's botoxin'.
Wow she really has a blow up susie doll mouth (Or she's missing a chromosome.) I guess the weird fake retarded mouth is to go with the tranny pron star saskwach look. Casting at Maury Pauvich's shemale guessing games is a new low for even Hollwood!
Yeck! Don't you dare compare her to Angelina Jolie. Not even Dita Von Treese. She makes mannish Michelle Rodriguez look like Audrey Hepburn. I pray I never have to see that disturbing face again-let alone playing a teen.
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Leave Your CommentReally pretty, and has a tattoo that looks like it belongs on some cholo Latin King. What's next, a teardrop next to her eye?
By Jesus Gutierrez von Braunschweiger, on June 11, 2007 11:17:59
wah wah wah...she has tattoos waaaah....
She is hot who gives a fuck about the tats???
By Hardnox, on June 11, 2007 11:31:38
What the FUCK does this have to do with Paris Hilton???
Cut it out, this isn't funny. Non-stories about non-celebs. Yeah, we get it. Now turn it back to paris.com before we get the shakes.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 11:45:45
I like tattoos on a woman that are cool or pretty. Hers is huge, unattractive, and is in a horrible place for someone who's going to wear dresses like that. Kindly eat a bowl of dicks, Hardnox.
By Ophelia Jones, on June 11, 2007 11:47:30
She's pretty and all, but what the hell is she famous for?? At least Brian Austin Green was famous at one time. What has she ever done?
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 11:48:14
I can't see how pretty you say Megan Fox is because my eyes are still discharging gooey shit from when I looked at Sharon Stone's fake topless tits a two posts ago.
I'll check back later.
It stings!
By i don't like you in any way, on June 11, 2007 11:54:59
How Maxim put Blohan at #1 and hotter than this chick is beyond me.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 11:55:12
Hey, isn't she the one who did that thing?
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 11:55:12
have you seen the future of southern California? Tattoo removal drive-thrus on every corner.
By potato stamps, on June 11, 2007 11:57:11
LOL, what does the novel on her shoulder say? Something about butterflies?
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 12:01:24
she's like a really good looking redneck who was lucky enough to win a trip to a day spa from the local radio station.
By caca, on June 11, 2007 12:11:21
oh my goodness... she has the hotness that angelina let slip away....
me0ow
By busybee, on June 11, 2007 12:20:28
You must have some kind of wierd collage-and-botox fetish.
By Kacky, on June 11, 2007 12:23:42
You must have some kind of wierd collage-and-botox fetish.
By Kacky, on June 11, 2007 12:23:47
ooops, COLLAGEN I meant to say
By Kacky, on June 11, 2007 12:24:09
Who said you have to do anything to be famous these days? Doesn't being gorgeous suffice?
By Laurie, on June 11, 2007 12:34:03
Ugly men try harder.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 12:47:44
Pretty girl. Hideous tattoos. That one of Marilyn is just unreal. Vacant, no intellect. Sorry, stupid girls are not a turn on.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 12:53:07
i dont mind tats on chicks, but it has to be in a spot like on her foot or something like that. the shoulder tat does nothing but turn me off.
By Sacrament, on June 11, 2007 13:05:33
she's so hot and she's not another fake blonde with spray on tan
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 13:25:13
she's the new angelina.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 13:41:25
The tattoos are hideous!
I mean she couldn't go out to eat at a normal restaurant without people looking at her like she is a freak. I agree the Marilyn tattoo on the forearm is redonkulous--Why?
It is like covering a masterpiece with cheap advertisements!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 13:50:56
the new angelina? whatever. try bad carbon copy. she's pretty but is too porn star. and angelina actually knows where malaysia is, this chick's lucky if she can stop trying to be a bad ass for two seconds and remember how to get home.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 13:51:43
She's ok. But the tats put her in a lesser-league in my book. I think it's funny how girls think it makes them look independant and cool. It just makes them look impulsive, cheap and trailer-parkish. In other words, you wouldn't bring this chick back to the country club for brunch.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 13:55:14
Dan Quayle
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 14:34:02
She's absolutely gorgeous and she is in the new Transformers movie, Confessionions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and Hope & Faith. So she isn't the typical Hollywood skank that is famous because her family is rich or because she's a whore.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 14:40:51
who the fuck said that tattoos are cool they are the worst thing a HOT GIRL can put on her body ,back then only scumbags had tats now any stupid ass in the street has one not cool just idiotic time for that lazor to burn that nasty tat off her body
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 14:45:13
anonymous 15:01:24
It says "we will all laugh at gilded butterflies." It's a quote from "King Lear." Lovely quote, horrible tat.
By Lindsay Lohan's Bleeding Coke Dealer, on June 11, 2007 14:48:11
I'm not sure I would care about the tats if I was banging her, but since I'm not I can say they look hideous. She's very pretty, though.
By Dex, on June 11, 2007 15:50:15
At best, he should be on television in a cowboy hat, standing next to a giant inflatable Uncle Sam and telling me how I could get 0% financing on this new Ford F-150. He'll take my trade no matter how much I owe!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 16:10:04
Hardnox, you are 20...U will understand someday maybe. She is perfect, I live in La and see hotties...she is amazing. But the tats have to go and I bet at least once a day she wishes she didnt make that mistake. She must be a moron.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 16:15:29
someone link to her doing the faggy 90210 guy under the table, please!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 16:31:55
Who is she?
By BLONDIEGURL, on June 11, 2007 17:00:33
If there's such a thing as being too damn pretty, Megan's giving it a go.
The pics one of the comments referred to are on my website, just click on my name. Name???
By Johnny Depp's Whore, on June 11, 2007 17:01:33
Collagen pout, Botoxed within an inch of her life... and her face looks kind of horsey to me from straight on. Not pretty. Next.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 17:07:05
So Todd has finally seen the light and dumped that skanky butch lesbian, Jessica Biel. Good.
I don't know who this girl here is, but she's definitely good looking. She's feminie and sexy. Nice find.
GOOD CHOICE, Todd, ON YOUR NEW (IMAGINARY) GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!! :D
As far as the tats, it's a matter of preference. I think they look good on her.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 17:07:37
she's very pretty - looks kinda like krista allen
By amanda, on June 11, 2007 17:31:03
I would drink a cup of fire ants for a three second opportunity to lick this chicks toes. She's so hot.
I'd love to be covered in latex, choked with a pair of her soiled underwear and beaten with a ceramic statute of Barbara Streisand as I watch a slide show of Megan Fox moments.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 19:53:20
She's damaged goods. She's had sex with Brian Austin Green and she's been too close to Shia LeBouf (the little gay boy in Transformers).
By jeditemple, on June 11, 2007 21:10:22
exemplar stripper chick
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 22:25:57
Whoever said that aboyt botox or collagen is a moron. She is 22 years old ! And I`ve seen her in movies when she was only 16 to 17 so yeah, she is all "naturel". And YOUNG. So eat on that.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 02:08:07
her lips look different than some years ago, oh yeah, they're full of collagen.
By gavin, on June 12, 2007 02:44:31
I saw a clip of this yatch at the Maxim Hot 100 thing and she has the personality of a constipated skunk. Absolutely no sense of humor, no irony, no self-awareness. This chick should be working the Strip, not... Doing whatever it is she does. Is she an actress?
Lindsay Lohan was mocking herself, she was cute and charming, Maxim got it right for once. Out-of-control is better than having no soul.
By Gorilla_At_Large, on June 12, 2007 03:52:36
i dunno about botox (but wouldn't be surprised) but look at the blow-ups of the pics, especially #2, those lips are clearly juiced up. So sad...why do women who are naturally beautiful feel the need to let some plastic surgeon butcher touch their goods. Too bad they can't pay a doc to inject higher self esteem into their brains....
By she sends me, on June 12, 2007 08:19:59
Jessica has a funky nose and over-broad cheekbones and a smile that was made by a benevolent god. Which makes her gorgeous and human. Megan Bell? This girl/woman looks like a replicant of every Vogue model walking the catwalk, but with boobs.
By jordanstorm, on June 12, 2007 08:57:15
Genuinely pretty. Nuff said.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 09:27:15
she's a cheap whore. guys who like her should just stick to their favorite prostitutes.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 09:38:15
This girl is hot enough to be in a porno. That's a compliment. She is a man's girl... not a young boy's little female friend.
Hot, sexy, fuck-me eyes, and loooong legs.
Read some interviews with her, too. She's a sex freak. She said in the FHM thing that she has the libido of a 15 year old boy. Awesome!
Great girl - whatever-his-face is a lucky, lucky, guy.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 10:30:33
Jessica comes across as not realizing how pretty she is. There isnt a bit of narcissism there. This Megan gal is totally narcissistic. There is nothing pretty about that.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 10:52:34
Really pretty is a serious understatement............. she's how some rappers say a bad b-tch lol.
By ebz, on June 12, 2007 14:02:24
SO EFFIN HOT!~ fact!</I> =)~
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 14:29:50
13:30, you are a marketer's dream. Any promo bullshit a magazine prints, you'll swallow, hook, line and sinker. Back in my slice-and-dice days, i used to love telling losers I enjoyed tantric 7-hour sex. Then I'd dump em before we got that far.
By Kacky, on June 12, 2007 14:48:04
Am I supposed to know who she is?
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 14:55:28
I think she "acts" for FHM magazine...
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 14:59:26
Brian Austin Green has a huge schlong. There was a picture floating around once of him and his girlfriend at a diner and she's rubbing his crotch through his jeans- that would explain it!
By beeHead, on June 12, 2007 18:57:40
She's not pretty really, just typical looking. There's like a penny of blue-eyes brunettes with 'plastic surgery' face a dozen all over the U.S. There's nothing unique about her.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 21:10:44
I agree, she's typically pretty. Which isn't that much to me, but whatever. You selected her best picture(She looks good). But in the others I see nothing special. And it's funny that when you like someone you select their best picture, and when you don't (Serena Williams) you select their worst on purpose. Nice.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 23:10:11
The collagen is self-evident. The way you can tell there's botox is because the top lip doesn't turn up at the corners. The smile is just stretched straight back or the mouth opens in an "o". I don't care how young she is. She's botoxin'.
By Kacky, on June 13, 2007 01:01:43
botox or not shes fuckin hot
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 07:30:36
Wow she really has a blow up susie doll mouth (Or she's missing a chromosome.) I guess the weird fake retarded mouth is to go with the tranny pron star saskwach look. Casting at Maury Pauvich's shemale guessing games is a new low for even Hollwood!
Yeck! Don't you dare compare her to Angelina Jolie. Not even Dita Von Treese. She makes mannish Michelle Rodriguez look like Audrey Hepburn. I pray I never have to see that disturbing face again-let alone playing a teen.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:26:12
I would bang her if I wasn't five
By ladies man 427, on July 10, 2007 13:10:00
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