Now, why do you think that everyone in America wants to be famous and live in LA? It's so they can get away with murder - literally, if they wanted to. LA is a joke - their "justice" system actually encourages people to not take responsibility for their criminal actions. Where the fuck is that damn earthquake when you really need it????
The California DMV only has required suspended license policies for drunk driving, not for marijuana or vicodin, or so says some other gossip site. Scary huh?
She needs to be in jail for a few months for felony dui. And Nicole, the 500 dollar sunglasses and the 2000 purse don't look quite right with the sorry looking extensions.
God I hate this useless piece of garbage even more than I hate Paris Hilton. She has absolutely zero social or moral conscious. The idiotic things that come out of her mouth make me want to strangle her. How do parents raise such a selfish, egocentric, uneducated, nasty little drug addict? Lionel Richie is a douchebag for unleashing this turd on society. I hope she dies---soon. The world would be a better place.
I think she's vaccuous, yet somehow strangely appealing.
It's strange how these people have everything (monetarily) that they could ever need but seem to do little to contribute to society. I guess it's probably best that way.
I guess for Memorial Day last weekend, Nicole decided to make up for what she doesn't know about Memorial Day by trying to look like an Auschwitz survivor our heroic military rescued from said death camp.
All she's missing is a fashionable identification tattoo on her wrist. Living in the most prosperous country in the world...she chooses to go around looking like that. Pathetic.
Hey Naughty Voyeur.....Thats not lice eggs in her hair thats a bad Hair weave, you would think that she could afford something better than that.She must be spending all of her money on CRACK.
Obviously, America is not a friendly place for the quickly being exterminated middle class. If you're here on a visa, you're golden. If you're a media whore, with money, you get to foul the earth with your stench, endanger the lives of the public, and get to wear an invisible shield from the law, provided to you BY the law. Read today that thirty percent of us now live below the poverty line, making us a candidate for being a third world country. Howzabout that? Hiccup Bitche is a symptom, a problem, the problem. That's a lotta weight for a scarecrow.
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Leave Your CommentIt should be illegal to be that ugly. Can they arrest her for that?
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:06:52
Now, why do you think that everyone in America wants to be famous and live in LA? It's so they can get away with murder - literally, if they wanted to. LA is a joke - their "justice" system actually encourages people to not take responsibility for their criminal actions. Where the fuck is that damn earthquake when you really need it????
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:08:12
You can see where they tied in her hair extensions. Nicole, we know you're a nappy headed ho, you're not a blond white girl.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:11:19
Why is anybody surprised that Nicole slipped through the cracks?
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:14:58
Hire.a.driver. Duh.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:16:25
(singing) MOM jeans, MOM jeans. Seriously WTF is up with those shorts?
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:18:48
That picture really makes me want to hurl.
By Enough Already, on June 1, 2007 13:20:05
This chick was 1000x hotter when she was chubby. Now she looks like a mix between that drunk blonde chick with no teeth and the crypt keeper.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:21:46
She has an ugly face, no ass, she has a sick anorexic no muscle tone body, and fake ass hair. There's nothing to like about looking at this beast.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:23:50
This bitch is so fucking skinny, why do these chicks think that looks good. Being that skinny is just fucking ugly, she looks like an AIDS vitcim.
By Trax, on June 1, 2007 13:37:44
I miss Nicole when she was the hefty one on The Simple Life with bad, greasy, extensions. Ahhhh, the good old days.
By bv, on June 1, 2007 13:37:59
Awful shorts there, on that skeleton.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 13:39:08
"Why is anybody surprised that Nicole slipped through the cracks?"
BAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAA! Only the plastic jail cell created for Magneto could hold Nicole.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 14:05:33
The California DMV only has required suspended license policies for drunk driving, not for marijuana or vicodin, or so says some other gossip site. Scary huh?
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 14:14:17
which patrolman did she suck off? lol.
bitch needs a sandwich
By i'mfrank, on June 1, 2007 14:36:10
How can she possibly have any body fat to make little boobs? Her chest is bony and gross, yet she has some boobs. Hmmmm.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 15:35:41
nah man it's a SAMMICH
By I'mgerryatric, on June 1, 2007 15:36:57
hi.de.ous
By Vichus Smith, on June 1, 2007 17:49:33
She looks awful but she is not as skinny as i thought she was.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 17:55:28
Nicole should be in jail just so they can force feed her anorexic ass.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 18:14:21
sorry SAMMICH. yeah, i love that word.
By i'mfrank, on June 1, 2007 18:31:53
Nicole's cleavage ranks up there, or rather down there with Kelly Ripa's. Xylophone.
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 18:58:49
She needs to be in jail for a few months for felony dui. And Nicole, the 500 dollar sunglasses and the 2000 purse don't look quite right with the sorry looking extensions.
By nicole anorexic in denial, on June 1, 2007 18:59:30
How could any straight man look at this bitch and think, "Oh, yeah, I gotta fuck me some of that?" Has the whole world gone insane??
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 19:20:45
i'd still hit it
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 21:22:23
Are those lice eggs in her hair? Holy shyte! And I have nightmares about hands like those! Fuhk, I gotta quit looking at such high resolution photos!
By NaughtyVoyeur, on June 1, 2007 21:35:19
"slip through the iron fist"??
Man she's so rake thin she could slip through the iron bars of the jail!
By anonymous, on June 1, 2007 23:17:57
I hate Nicole Richie!!
By Daily Shots, on June 2, 2007 07:20:02
Wait, isn't she already behind bars? Oh, those are her ribs. My bad.
By kacky, on June 2, 2007 07:55:12
No jail cell could hold her - she'd slide through the bars. She should be locked away in a hamster cage for about 3 months.
By Starbucks Addict, on June 2, 2007 09:19:45
God I hate this useless piece of garbage even more than I hate Paris Hilton. She has absolutely zero social or moral conscious. The idiotic things that come out of her mouth make me want to strangle her. How do parents raise such a selfish, egocentric, uneducated, nasty little drug addict? Lionel Richie is a douchebag for unleashing this turd on society. I hope she dies---soon. The world would be a better place.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 10:09:39
I should care.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 10:51:52
I think she's vaccuous, yet somehow strangely appealing.
It's strange how these people have everything (monetarily) that they could ever need but seem to do little to contribute to society. I guess it's probably best that way.
By MikeG, on June 2, 2007 12:15:15
I guess for Memorial Day last weekend, Nicole decided to make up for what she doesn't know about Memorial Day by trying to look like an Auschwitz survivor our heroic military rescued from said death camp.
All she's missing is a fashionable identification tattoo on her wrist. Living in the most prosperous country in the world...she chooses to go around looking like that. Pathetic.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 14:10:34
Ofcourse she can't go to jail. Can you imagine the costs to modify her cell ?
Right now, she can walk right through the bars.
By Celebikini, on June 2, 2007 14:34:27
Why is she walking across a hot parking lot in bare feet. Gross!
By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 14:46:18
So should Lindsey.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2007 17:06:26
To want, to lust, to desire, if only the emotions I could unwire
By anonymous, on June 3, 2007 00:24:53
Over/under on the # of times the obvious "she'll fit through the bars" joke will be recycled here?
By J-Bird, on June 3, 2007 09:15:23
Why bother with jail? Looks like she'll be dead pretty soon ...
By anonymous, on June 3, 2007 10:05:08
Hey Naughty Voyeur.....Thats not lice eggs in her hair thats a bad Hair weave, you would think that she could afford something better than that.She must be spending all of her money on CRACK.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2007 13:00:50
Obviously, America is not a friendly place for the quickly being exterminated middle class. If you're here on a visa, you're golden. If you're a media whore, with money, you get to foul the earth with your stench, endanger the lives of the public, and get to wear an invisible shield from the law, provided to you BY the law. Read today that thirty percent of us now live below the poverty line, making us a candidate for being a third world country. Howzabout that? Hiccup Bitche is a symptom, a problem, the problem. That's a lotta weight for a scarecrow.
By Samantha W. Fulton, on June 3, 2007 16:33:08
Never were truer words spoken, Samantha. Well put.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 00:16:55
I hate to say it but she looks better than she has in months. Except for the crappy extensions.
By Willa Dodge, on June 4, 2007 07:35:24
Girl really needs to eat! So gross!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:25:41
fuck all the people who say shit about nicole leave the girl the fuck alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By dominick campagna, on June 12, 2007 20:42:16
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