She doesn't even look pregant - especially in the pics of her side view. There is no belly. It's just the cut of the dress. God, she's so pathetic. She so loves the attention.
Nicole Richie is a professional. She is a professional who is dedicated to her art, and doesn't let The Big Machine distract her pancreas. Her on-screen profile is smooth like ripe mayonaisse spead over a juicy praying mantis. When the lights flicker on. her boyfried/puppeteer is revealed as a goat, and like all goats, he has triangular objects pulled in and out of his anus. The Big Machine controls the ebb and flow for these objects. Make sure you read this with your left hand in a bowl of pinapple juice, or the Big Machine will send homosexual ring-tailed lemurs to your dwelling, and said lemurs will make you dance the goblin dance against your will. Only then will you know the true meaning of romaine lettuce. Fear not the fragrance of catnip, or The Big Machine has already won. Alas.
Nicole Richie and one of the losers from Good Charlotte are (possibly) having a child. Ten bucks says that kid has talons for feet and "666" branded on the back of its head.
Told ya! The baby was planned to keep her out of jail. Her family has enough money to get a doctor to testify to a high risk pregnancy. It's too bad the baby has those two for parents, not like they will actually raise it or anything........
Yeah, sure. She's not pregnant. With a body fat percentage that low, she probably hasn't ovulated in years. That bulge in her stomach is probably a malnutrition bloat.
Unfortunately, you can get pregnant when you don't have a period, when your anorexic, and your WAY too thin. People think that you can't but it is possible. She should stop everything...eat healthy and pray that she has a healthy baby. It is possible if she has a clean life from the date of conception. It sucks that healthy, wonderful people try for years without success and this ignorant jerk gets the blessing of a baby. ugh! Maybe she'll give it up for adoption.
Even if she could get pregnant, which she can't because anorexics stop ovulating, it wouldn't last. The baby would be five months along, kick suddenly, and BAM! Broken spine, mommy dies.
The only reason paps think she's pregnant is because they think any woman without skintight clothes or a perfectly flat belly must be pregnant. They should check out pictures of starvation victims, many of whose bellies bloat up with fluid.
I am one of the millions of women who have tried for years unsuccessfully to get pregnant, but cannot. One can only hope that if Nicole is pregnant that she takes care of herself and her baby.
And one more thing, all of these celebrities who are praising adoption and encouraging others to do so.....why not start a foundation for adoption fees so that those of us who would love to adopt can get some assistance from those who have millions. Adoption is very expensive ($30K in my area) and any assistance would help! That's a challenge to all celebrities!!!
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By Laurie, on June 15, 2007 09:11:57
She doesn't even look pregant - especially in the pics of her side view. There is no belly. It's just the cut of the dress. God, she's so pathetic. She so loves the attention.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 09:20:18
She does look pregnant and she does love the attention. Pregnant chicks go to jail all the time, so this won't keep her out of jail.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 09:24:40
Wow, I almost see the faint semblance of breasts there. She must be preggers.
By J-Bird, on June 15, 2007 09:34:44
Nicole Richie is a professional. She is a professional who is dedicated to her art, and doesn't let The Big Machine distract her pancreas. Her on-screen profile is smooth like ripe mayonaisse spead over a juicy praying mantis. When the lights flicker on. her boyfried/puppeteer is revealed as a goat, and like all goats, he has triangular objects pulled in and out of his anus. The Big Machine controls the ebb and flow for these objects. Make sure you read this with your left hand in a bowl of pinapple juice, or the Big Machine will send homosexual ring-tailed lemurs to your dwelling, and said lemurs will make you dance the goblin dance against your will. Only then will you know the true meaning of romaine lettuce. Fear not the fragrance of catnip, or The Big Machine has already won. Alas.
By Satan, on June 15, 2007 09:50:38
I have such a hard time believing that she could conceive a child, no less carry it to term!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:05:47
"DO YOU LOVE IT?"
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:14:11
I didn't even know it was possible for someone that thin to get pregnant.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:22:42
Nicole Richie and one of the losers from Good Charlotte are (possibly) having a child. Ten bucks says that kid has talons for feet and "666" branded on the back of its head.
By Dex, on June 15, 2007 10:26:36
can you deliver a child if the child is bigger than the mother? is there such a thing as a full body ceasarian?
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:35:13
Who's the dad?!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:08:24
Told ya! The baby was planned to keep her out of jail. Her family has enough money to get a doctor to testify to a high risk pregnancy. It's too bad the baby has those two for parents, not like they will actually raise it or anything........
By the truth, on June 15, 2007 11:16:31
Has she admitted to being pregnant?????
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:21:32
No she hasn't...it's because she's not. As well, there are plenty of women who still go to jail even if they are pregnant. But, she's not.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:09:13
Nobody fart in her direction. May break her spine in half. Fucking twig.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:48:12
So, is this a sure thing now? She really is?
Don't worry, she's gonna kill whatever she's carrying there in Lindsay Lohan's party.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 13:52:26
Last time I checked it was pretty hard to have a baby when you don't get a period.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:19:55
Im with Anon 13:22 i didnt think she is big enough to get pregnant! I dont know if i believe it yet,We shall see!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 15:27:10
great! the next generation of fucked up young hollywood.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 16:51:25
No fucking way. I refuse to believe this. Healthy, normal women have trouble getting pregnant, but this sickly, drugged out, piece of shit can?
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 18:08:56
Maybe her pet is pregnant and she got light-headed and thought the vet was talking about her?
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 18:37:10
there are certain people that SHOULD be sterilized.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 21:23:24
Yeah, sure. She's not pregnant. With a body fat percentage that low, she probably hasn't ovulated in years. That bulge in her stomach is probably a malnutrition bloat.
By Zut, on June 16, 2007 02:47:34
Unfortunately, you can get pregnant when you don't have a period, when your anorexic, and your WAY too thin. People think that you can't but it is possible. She should stop everything...eat healthy and pray that she has a healthy baby. It is possible if she has a clean life from the date of conception. It sucks that healthy, wonderful people try for years without success and this ignorant jerk gets the blessing of a baby. ugh! Maybe she'll give it up for adoption.
By Give the baby up!, on June 16, 2007 21:59:05
Even if she could get pregnant, which she can't because anorexics stop ovulating, it wouldn't last. The baby would be five months along, kick suddenly, and BAM! Broken spine, mommy dies.
The only reason paps think she's pregnant is because they think any woman without skintight clothes or a perfectly flat belly must be pregnant. They should check out pictures of starvation victims, many of whose bellies bloat up with fluid.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 23:01:06
i hope she is pregnant... and i hope she gains 200 pounds during her pregnancy.
By cbenji, on June 17, 2007 15:31:09
I am one of the millions of women who have tried for years unsuccessfully to get pregnant, but cannot. One can only hope that if Nicole is pregnant that she takes care of herself and her baby.
And one more thing, all of these celebrities who are praising adoption and encouraging others to do so.....why not start a foundation for adoption fees so that those of us who would love to adopt can get some assistance from those who have millions. Adoption is very expensive ($30K in my area) and any assistance would help! That's a challenge to all celebrities!!!
By Staci, on June 17, 2007 16:43:08
I see a hint of boobies. She must be pregnant. Crazy bitch.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2007 19:46:23
That stupid bastard din't pullout on time damn idiot now that scarecrow is preggers eeeeewwwww,,what will come out of there??
By anonymous, on June 18, 2007 10:09:23
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