101 Comments:

• FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  By prettyboy, on June 8, 2007 12:24:09

• :P this makes me happy, now hopefully this sticks. ANd i hope she gets her license taken away for a while..

  By lori, on June 8, 2007 12:24:16

• haha...that picture made my day. stupid bitch

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:24:30

• TAKE THAT SLUT!

  By David, on June 8, 2007 12:24:33

• I fucking love it.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:24:44

• Judge Michael Sauer FOR PRESIDENT!

  By Willa Dodge, on June 8, 2007 12:24:48

• woo hooo! *pops open champagne bottle*

  By jennyc, on June 8, 2007 12:26:11

• This just made my day

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:26:21

• First

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:26:27

• This made my day. If it had been me, I wouldn't have gotten special treatment, and neither should she. She broke the law. She goes to jail. Simple.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:26:30

• This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and soon, it will see the end of the Rebellion.
  
  That picture needs to be on a stamp or something. Brilliant.

  By Brent Black, on June 8, 2007 12:26:35

• Oh happy day, I hope I can hold back the tears... of elation. Now that’s hot! Shank her, please

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:26:42

• I'm going to start the Church of Judge Michael Sauer, who's with me?

  By NicoleRichie, on June 8, 2007 12:26:46

• This made my day. If it had been me, I wouldn't have gotten special treatment, and neither should she. She broke the law. She goes to jail. Simple.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:26:50

• BEST
  DAY
  EVER
  

  By Supabroad, on June 8, 2007 12:27:03

• In celebration to this awesome news, Portugal is trhowing a national party all weekned long :)
  
  FC PORTO

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:27:18

• Suck on that.

  By lucy, on June 8, 2007 12:27:35

• THE SHERIFF GOT A BIG FATTY FAT PAYOFF FROM THE HILTONS, WHY ISN'T THAT BEING INVESTIGATED?

  By Ninja Hilton, on June 8, 2007 12:28:09

• yo yo YO YO YO!!!
  Finally, the white-ass beast gets some justice up in this muthafucka!
  It was a complete atrociticity that this BIOTCH was able to walk the strizzeets, ya heard?
  
  If this was my girl Halle Berry drunk driving, we all know she'd be penalized to the extendency of the law. Right?
  
  Whats's that? She did? She...she wasn't punished? Oh, never mind then.

  By Blingy Washington, on June 8, 2007 12:28:32

• im a straight dude, and i would let judge sauer do me.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:29:27

• America sucks a little bit less today!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:29:58

• MOTHERFUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  
  

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:32:17

• Finally! Some justice.
  
  I'm drinking champagne tonight!

  By Jonathan H., on June 8, 2007 12:32:18

• Yay! I can't believe the people were heard on this one! Yay! So now instead of 18 days left she has 40. Yay! Well the fame whore wanted attention, well here you go sweetheart. Smile pretty for the cameras.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:33:10

• Do you think she will hang herself in jail.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:34:12

• There are more important things to discuss, surely, but...heh.

  By Meander, on June 8, 2007 12:35:12

• HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT JUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  TAKE THAT YOU RACIST, COKED-OUT, FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  By Nando, on June 8, 2007 12:35:24

• now if we can get Nicole in there, and Lindsay i don't even know how to spell her name haha..
  
  that would make my year. They are not only a danger to themselves (which i don't really care about) but everyone else.. they do nothing good for the community, and they need their time out for the wrong doings and carelessness.

  By Lori, on June 8, 2007 12:35:33

• Suck on that Kathy Hilton

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:35:51

• Dear Paris,
  
  You just got WTFPWNED!
  
  Sincerely,
  All of humanity
  
  p.s. Don't drop the soap.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:35:56

• OMFG!!!!YEEESSSSSS!!!! bitch in the slammer where she should be!!!!
  
  Let's all get together and drink til we're purple in celebration!!!! HAHAHAHHA.

  By BloodyWhore, on June 8, 2007 12:36:45

• I'm shaking from sheer joy

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:37:01

• Paris, maybe right now it's not who you blow but who you know that might help you....

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:37:33

• Oh Paaaaaris....the Queen Latifah women are waiting with their broomhandles, they can't wait to see you again sweetie!
  
  Seriously, they're gonna fucking tear the bitch apart, first getting special treatment, then running off, only to get chucked back in the slammer!
  
  The word "vulva" will very shortly be a verb in Paris' life during showertime.

  By Bitchsticks, on June 8, 2007 12:39:30

• Ah....validation at last. Vindication.
  
  It tastes JUST like strawberry shortcake drizzed with marachino cherry juice sauce....topped w/whipped cream and strawberry candy MDMA sprinkles.
  
  Pleasure, pure and unadulterated.

  By widowdesign, on June 8, 2007 12:39:59

• OMG. It feels like Christmas.
  
  Best Day EVER!

  By Solaera, on June 8, 2007 12:40:06

• I don't think that I have ever been this elated for a long ass time. God, I only hope that Nicole Ritchie and Lohan (even though it is her first offense she fled the scene of the accident, had possession of drugs, and endangered her passengers which means any DA and judge will try her probably as a multiple offender) get this judge. Then, all of them would be at least locked away for a month. Oh, thank you sweet baby jesus!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:41:37

• I'll just post this again.
  
  http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/605/parispa1.jpg
  
  Oh, the sweet, sweet, schadenfreude.

  By Dickie Hateface, on June 8, 2007 12:43:25

• Wow, I can't stop smiling.
  At first I was pissed but now I'm happy she left.
  It's even funnier this way.
  
  That guy, he's fucking god. He should be the judge for all celebrities.
  
  Fucking sweet.
  
  Maybe if we're lucky, Paris WILL have a mental breakdown and kill herself. That would be even better.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:46:26

• There is a God.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:47:54

• I'm hearing the song that plays at the end of the Grinch cartoon classic... you know, where all the townspeople hold hands and begin to sing in unison. "Wahoo, wahoo..."

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:48:26

• why they keep saying out of prison or back to prison? Isn't she in the county jail? BIG difference. You can't play golf in county jail.

  By BoneDaddyMoanDaddy, on June 8, 2007 12:51:24

• <h1>Celebrations, celebrate good times... YEAH! C'mon!</h1>
  
  <big>Haha.
  
  Paris is SO stupid, stupider then I ever thought a cocksucking Hilton could ever be! The spoilt brat is getting what she deserves.
  
  One worthless douchebag, so-called-celeb down, only about a kajillion to go. She's famous for being famous. She's never done a hard days work in her life.
  
  I really hope some psycho fucks her over in that prison. I really hope she suffers, comes out of prison and joins a nunnery and stays the FUCK out of the papers. The fucking WHORECUMBAG!!

  By Candace, on June 8, 2007 12:52:12

• cry me a paris

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:56:13

• I'm hearing the song that plays at the end of the Grinch cartoon classic... you know, where all the townspeople hold hands and begin to sing in unison. "Wahoo, wahoo..."
  
  
  
  I love you. :)

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 12:57:12

• Watch her continue to milk the hell out of this opportunity and make money while in jail... next thing we know, if she doesn't hang herself in jail, she'll come out and be hired as part of the cast of the musical Chicago because she has 'work experience'....
  
  What a bitch.
  Glad to know there IS justice in this world.
  And that even the Hollywood Hills can't buy your way out of serving your penance.
  
  Someone send flowers/cash/hoes to that judge.

  By thedez, on June 8, 2007 12:58:04

• Holy Fuck,, back up to 45 days,,, oh man,, she got fucked twice,, and no one kissed her first!!!
  

  By burntfinger, on June 8, 2007 12:59:42

• this judge is my new hero.
  
  eat shit paris!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:03:32

• HA! HA! HA! Stupid spoilt whore! If she'd just shut up and done the 23 days she'd probably have been out in 10, but her precious spoilt ass couldn't deal with being treated like an ordinary mortal and NOW LOOK WHERE IT'S GOTTEN HER!!! Back inside for the whole 40 days!!!!The icing on this fabulous cake would be if they find out her bitch of a mother bribed that sheriff and she got thrown in jail too! They could sew mailbags together!!!! Aw, don't cry Paris - handcuffs? They're hot! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha

  By Baskingshark, on June 8, 2007 13:05:24

• can we make this day a national holiday?

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:09:30

• It's nice to know that while she spends the next many many days in jail, there's a week in there that I will be on vacation woo hoo..

  By l, on June 8, 2007 13:10:00

• i read on paris hiltons butt buddy perez hilton's website she filed an appeal..i may sound dumb but what does that mean? to get her sentence taken away??

  By jennyc, on June 8, 2007 13:17:04

• There is a God - at least for today. Take that you stupid bitch.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:23:43

• Before you all start dancing in the streets, her lawyers are appealing. Remember, the higher up this goes, the more likely politics and money will play a role. I would not be surprised if she's out again by next week. That would suck.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:25:35

• Not that I'm a fan of Paris, but am I the only one who finds it wrong that Paris is getting punished because the Sheriff let her go early? She had to serve 23 days and now, because the Sheriff was a sucker and let her out early, she has to serve the full 45 days. I think the Sheriff and Paris should split the time: her for whining and him for caving-in.
  
  Granted if she had shut her trap and just done the time, none of this would have happened. My advice to Paris is to take the opportunity in solitary to use your atrophied brain to reflect on your shallow life.
  
  Butch up, princess!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:32:31

• An appeal is a natural way to go in these situations. The only reason she dropped her appeal last time is because she agreed to a reduced sentence if she dropped the appeal.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:34:22

• FUCK YEAH !!!! Judge Michael Sauer for president !

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:38:08

• Judge Sauer, please marry me. I'm sure my husband would like to marry you too.
  

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:41:14

• A judge that won't except being paid off? About time!!! Why isn't the news talking about the sheriff on the hot seat. He is a bad image for law enforcement, and our justice system...

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:42:22

• Paris should do her time like anyone given that sentence should. I am not saying this because she is infamous and rich via parents, but rather because she is a convicted criminal, and convicted criminals serve their time (or should in an ideal legal system).
  
  It amazes me that people who complain about these celebutants or teeny boppers running amuck don't stop patronizing their or their parents products. It is "our" money that is going into their crazy lifestyles. And worst of all, the parents are either nowhere to be found or continue to instill these bad manners and lack of respect in their children (although in Paris' case she is old enough not be under her parents' control). If we don't want to see these crazy kids, cut of the funds from the "grassroots" level. Once we pay them no mind or money, where will they be?
  

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:47:25

• hehehe
  http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9463/freeparishk0.gif

  By gast!, on June 8, 2007 13:47:56

• On behalve of the people from The Netherlands we want to congratulate teh US of with the first sane judge in decades!!
  
  There are some nice 40 days ahead of us!!
  
  *didn't they made a Paris-matching-intelligent movie about 40 days some years ago?*

  By Joid, on June 8, 2007 13:51:25

• LITTLE GIRLS. THERE IS NO REASON TO LOOK UP TO HER. YOU SEE NOW??????

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:53:26

• I'm only guessing here, but I doubt any and all stories that her "medical condition" was an impending nervous breakdown. I'd bet my balls against a paper bag of dog shit that the fucking coke whore is detoxing...

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 13:54:33

• I dunno. I don't wanna get my hopes up again...

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:08:59

• YEAH! Dat Bitch Thought she was getting out! LMAO! Look at her all pathetic lookin! LOL!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:10:00

• I love that the judge is like Hey! You little shit! You disobeyed me- back to MORE jail! This guy is a fucking fake.
  
  How did she get out in the first place?
  
  Extensions do not Rapunzel make.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:12:46

• JUSTIC PREVAILS! now i think the media should stop with all this paris exposure. its getting annoying.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:15:17

• Do convicts have access to the internet? If so, how can we make sure the inmates at her prison get a good viewing of that video of her and Niki saying "nigger, chink" and her elitist comments about public school education? I'd like to suggest/ request reposting it on the main page here for starters rather than it being in the archives.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:25:18

• Ok, the big news reached Norway! It is good to see a sane judge in this cirkus. It is been made an important message to som of the high class society today I guess.
  
  Good to see that law, in my opinion, is enforced wisely. If the sentence of making Paris serve time at home had been standing, why should anyone else serve time for their crimes? They coul just claim a mental breakdown, and walk home.
  
  Justice seem to prevail in this case.

  By Rune, on June 8, 2007 14:27:11

• "I'm only guessing here, but I doubt any and all stories that her "medical condition" was an impending nervous breakdown. I'd bet my balls against a paper bag of dog shit that the fucking coke whore is detoxing..."
  
  I don't know why that didn't occur to me, but you nailed it. That has to be what her 'medical problem' is. She wouldn't be the first person to go cold turkey in a jail, and she should NOT get slack for it since no one else does.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:28:44

• happy friday everyone!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:34:25

• YES!!! JUSTICE IS SERVED!!!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:41:28

• It feels like Christmas or something ... like God has given us a gift ;o)

  By Greg, on June 8, 2007 14:43:50

• I want to have Judge Saur's babies. Tons and tons of babies.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 14:44:47

• Dear Todd,
  
  You are hilarious.
  
  Love,
  World
  
  ps--re: Paris--all I have to say is: "loves it."

  By eeeks.com, on June 8, 2007 14:47:38

• Wow. Ask on IDLYITW and you shall recieve. Thanks for reposting those videos on the main page.
  BTW, I sent links to those videos in the archives to Barbara Walters, Joy and Elizabeth on The View. You can email them on their website. I encourage it, if anyone else is interested in educating them on the existance of the video.
  
  No one on mainstream TV will acknowledge those videos. The other day on the show, the ladies of the View didn't quite understand why people dislike Paris so much, and Barbara thinks Kathy Hilton is a fine mother. I hope they watched the videos.
  
  Cheers!!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 15:06:46

• Ahahahahahahahaha!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 15:09:22

• Wah-HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

  By vdantev, on June 8, 2007 15:13:44

• in the words of eric cartman, "oh, your tears taste so good". that is the best karma i have evfer seen served up and the look on her face is priceless.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 15:51:24

• It's official...watching that bitch get locked back up is actually better than sex!!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 16:06:03

• this whole circus has turned the United States Judicial System into the Laughing Stock of the Entire World.. I am so glad Paris will now serve 45 days (minus 5 days already served) and maybe this will be a wake up call for her that all that money she and her family has doesn't mean Shit!!

  By JohnDoes, on June 8, 2007 16:15:25

• PAY BACK FOR YOUR SLUTTY, INDECENT, GOOD FOR NOTHING, SHALLOW, LAZY RIDICULOUS INFLUENCE ON YOUNGS GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

  By suck it up, on June 8, 2007 16:20:38

• the sheriff doesn't think he did anything wrong. it's so obvious Kathy payed him off

  By prettyboy, on June 8, 2007 16:45:42

• hahahahahaha does anyone else think that the cop in the passanger seat looks something like kim kadarashian. o and paris deserves much worse.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 17:20:17

• That pic of Paris sobbing in the back of the police cruiser is responsible for my first desktop wallpaper change in three years.

  By yonder, on June 8, 2007 17:51:34

• THERE IS A GOD.
  
  Let her rot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 18:07:21

• One month from now:
  
  Hohan gets out of rehab pretending to be rethinking her life. Parisite leaves jail pretending to be rethinking her life. Hohan decides it's time to solve past "differences", calls Parisite for her 21st birthday party --which is already being reported as something of an orgy in planning. Both get overtly emotional, both have their emotional balance at 0.6%, both get ridiculously fucked up. They fight over cheap cock, Parisite stabs Hohan in the head 5 times. Hohan is gone, Parisite is back in jail, Kardashian gets her self out of the public scene in absolute shame, Nicole Richie loses her baby to alcohol and spends the rest of her life in a trauma... who's missing? Oh, sorry, couldn't bring Shitney in the prediction.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 19:02:03

• i wanna have that judge's baby.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 19:47:59

• I don't think this country's been so happy in the last seven years as it is today.
  
  The last time there was such a big wave of joy, it was when the lights didn't fail after Y2K.
  
  Strawberry candy MDMA sprinkles, indeed. I like your idea of dessert!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 21:43:48

• JohnDoes, oh please. The rest of the world LOVES the American judicial system at the moment, because it made this ugly skank cry and sit in a cement cell.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 22:22:05

• THAT JUDGE IS ONE HOT FUCKIN' SLUT!!!!

  By Rose, on June 8, 2007 22:34:38

• Fookin' AY!!!!!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 23:09:56

• I seriously hope heads roll after this fiasco! It would be nice if Sheriff Lee Baca, who is an embarrassment to all law enforcers everywhere, becomes the first victim! Then the other morons stupid enough to defy Judge's Michael T. Sauer's DIRECT ORDERS from May 4!
  
  Meaanwhile, do I have any c-u-m-p-a-s-h-i-u-n for Paris Hilton? As much as the Taliban approves of adulteresses!

  By Partially Pregnant, on June 9, 2007 01:23:52

• i'm so happy!! what a great day in history!! finally justice is done, paris's money can't save her cause this judge has honor and respect for the law, what a hero this judge is to send he back in!! he can't be bought like some people.
  
  paris the #1 media whore gets what she deserved!! she is the most pointless celebrity on the planet what ever happenmed to working hard and having actual talent = fame and celebrity status, she represents everything that is shallow and superficial in socitety!! but this judge he is like us and understood she wasn't above the law

  By hayden, on June 9, 2007 04:26:51

• somewhere in heaven, an angel just got his wings.

  By anonymous, on June 9, 2007 07:44:44

• So is Paris Hilton in jail right now or is it a "starting Monday" type bullshit?

  By anonymous, on June 9, 2007 11:16:36

• This judge should make the number one spot on every top 100 hottest people now.

  By anonymous, on June 9, 2007 19:10:21

• Well, now that we're all over it, I'd just like to point you to the Time article on the ten appropriate punishments for Paris. The last was that this hero judge make us forget about her forerver.
  
  If ever someone was forgettable, it was this not-blonde, not-blue-eyed, not-pretty, not-nice attention whore.
  
  Of course she had a breakdown in three days in jail. Nobody could take her picture.
  
  Maybe we will all wise up and stop clicking on it.
  
  Not happening. Not happening while webmasters earn money every time we clicl on a PH link.
  

  By anonymous, on June 9, 2007 23:11:27

• NEWS FLASH
  
  The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.
  
  Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits acute symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.
  
  Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.
  
  
  
  

  By anonymous, on June 10, 2007 16:42:58

• It's not 40 days. The SENTENCE is 45 days which is re-instated, but she still gets time reduced for good behavior.
  
  It's 18 more days. That's what Baca said.
  
  Why would she be punished for Baca letting her out for 1 day.
  
  Sorry to ruin your party.

  By anonymous, on June 10, 2007 17:27:21